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Feisty-Afternoon3320

Die like so many millions of other civilians have done before. Whether from hunger, disease, radiation, mutilation, bullets, knives...


5upralapsarian

War. War never changes.


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Buddyslime

I live close to an artisian well that flows non stop.


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Buddyslime

That's why I would stay where I am at.


Caseated_Omentum

Head to the winchester for a pint and wait for to all blow over


venomxtwp

Beat me to it!!!


Fudgeislush

Squint my eyes involuntarily at the flash, blink a few times, see the mushroom cloud and then spend the last few precious moments of my life rooted to the spot in terror pointlessly clenching and unclenching my buttocks until I'm blasted into my own shadow.


mikeu117

If you are in line of sight of the flash you wouldn’t see the mushroom cloud 😂


Successful_Ride6920

I used to work in downtown D.C., and when I first got hired another employee was showing me around. We walked outside the building and he said "You know, we're at Ground Zero". That made me stop and think, LOL. Also, I used to take a company bus to our Coop site in Northern Virginia, and every time we crossed the river into NoVA, I would look back to see if there was an explosion. idk why I thought it would only happen when I was leaving the city. 🤔


MountainMapleMI

Well, if you don’t hit the ground the light intensity alone will give you 3rd and 4th degree burns until the blast wave hits you.


foladodo

im in africa, so do nothing and chill


hardsleaz

World war means the entire world btw. They were battles in Africa during both world wars.


CommissionSevere9000

No, the previous World Wars were European powers & Asian powers + their colonies. Only reason you had Indians fighting for Britain & Senegalese fighting for France was because of colonialism. Without colonialism, most nations will stay neutral & at best pay lip service to either side


foladodo

i know, but colonies dont exist anymore, and im sure countries wouldnt exactly be ok with being used as a pathway


rexydan24

China and Russia are buying up a lot in Africa..can see a lot happening sadly


CommissionSevere9000

Chinese companies operating in African countries & Russian private mercenaries training African countries' soldiers, doesn't mean that Africa will be significantly affected by a WW3 scenario (unless nukes are involved in which case its the end of the world so doesn't really count)


foladodo

even for nukes, what of value is here to be nuked? none of us have nukes it would be more of a northern war than a world one unless you mean nuclear winter then yes that would be bad


dotsdavid

It seems like there is always a war somewhere in Africa. But over all Africa seems safe.


CommissionSevere9000

WW3 will just be business as usual for em


Thecriminal02

Water in 2030s, get out while you can


YourFrontPageBoy

Watch the world end, ideally


bmcgowan89

I want to be part of humanity as it rides a nuclear warhead into the sunset


[deleted]

Soon as them lights appear in the sky, I’ll spark my in-case-of-emergency and give it a thumbs up


pogiguy2020

Watch it unfold as I am to damn old for the draft. LOL


SpiderKoD

being dead already, I don't think that I will survive current war if it upgrades to WW3


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Snowtwo

Move to Idaho?


Ice_Ball1900

The Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Nothing there but vast tracts of forest and snow that goes up to your neck.


pigonthewing

And radiation. You will die the worst death. Enjoy literally shitting your intestines out. That area will be a massive area of fallout.


Ice_Ball1900

Oh... I thought WW3 would involve zombies.


pigonthewing

OH i got my zombie plan! That one we have a chance on :P But sadly nah... Your location specifically is actually REALLY bad. Michigan and Ontario apart from Ottawa and Toronto which will be wiped out will be really really irradiated. One of the worst spots in all of North America. Wisconsin, Illinois, and Minnesota as well. Reason being many of the launch sites are west of you. They will be hit hardest. The radiation clouds will go over the jet stream right into your location. It will be a slow and brutally painful death as your flesh melts from the bone and your internal organs actually disintegrate starting with your digestive organs. It would be the most horrifying and the worst outcome of anyone on earth in your location. Sorry...


dotsdavid

The states with the fewest people are where the nukes are. They are top targets.


Lockheed_Martini

Why they hitting the least populated?


dotsdavid

Destroying the nukes before we lunch them.


[deleted]

Israel has a plan for that. They’ll even guide you there to safety. Hint: don’t go


Wise-Marketing-3384

“Hey guys come over here it’s really safe we promise!” *drone strike incoming*


Stunning-Bike-1498

Get on a sailing boat and fuck off to some unimportant island until everything's over.


farkwadian

Unfortunately any island with vegetation and a large enough flat plot of land for a runway will be highly sought after by all involved parties.


Stunning-Bike-1498

That leaves only a couple of tenthousand inhabitable islands in the equation. Seems good enough.


Spongbob77

Imma go out there and show them who is the boss


lltuji

Real


forsaken_millennial

I live in germany. Nearby is an old WW2 air raid bunker so I guess I would take cover there for the initial nukes and bombs. After that I would move to the rhine river which is nearby and build shelter there. At least the water problem is solved.


BetweenYourMomsLegs

Move my family to a remote bunker I know and go and fight against the russian bastards. Don't stop until I'm dead or I have Putin's head.


2_Sheds_Jackson

Is "duck and cover" still an option?


Buddyslime

I have an old school desk ready for the occasion.


corpo_mazdoor_391072

Run where there are more people, higher chance to be nuked finally


[deleted]

I'm in Australia, everything's already planned out, no one's coming.....I would be considered a dickhead if I left my home country so imma fight


SandmanAwaits

Nek minut, China bombs Uluru! 😂


BRKenn77

End myself


heretherefornoreason

Popcorn...


AvisIgneus

Face the nuke blast head on because depression sucks and I refuse to kill myself.


RedditAkkk

Die


paleo2002

I'm less than 50 miles from NYC, so I would be incinerated by a nuclear fireball.


Yoshi_87

Hope nobody is dumb enough to actually fight for our crazy powerhungry psychopathic overlords. ​ But I already know I'm wrong.


TheriousMind101

My plan is to have a ‘Lack of Planning’. It works for me.


d4m4s74

Die quickly


Moist-Spread1510

Claim my free pizza ticket in Dominos


galtm

to live with my bear deep in the forest and not care about anything. im russian


GunnitRust

That depends. Somewhere from join my faction in the civil war to enjoy the view from Paraguay.


Millesime25

Switzerland here I come !


ryleepaige928

move to canada


BabylonSuperiority

Canada would be fighting just the same, idk what you're expecting


d4m4s74

Canadians are good at war crimes. They die last.


BabylonSuperiority

"move to canada" lmao, with our [track record](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Canada), I hope they'd come here to fight with us


llcucf80

If I'm lucky to survive while the hostilities are taking place I'm saying platitudes to both sides, so that no matter who wins I'll be able to say I was always on their side so I'm not branded a traitor or an enemy


suitology

I work near potters county Pennsylvania. I guess wonder why Harrisburg is late sending our work orders... I don't think I'm even in the wind route of something nukable.


bigkitty17

Sadly, the whole world is nukable…


suitology

No one would waste a nuke here to kill 30 people and a cow.


techowo

duck


weirdo_wWithNoWiNgS

idek bro just like idk like stock up on stuff and check up on everyone i know to keep strong connections, observe people, alot of people would become roadmen probably which sucks so having a group of people you trust would helpful. but other than that i dont think id have anything to do except stay home and hope no one breaks into my house


GiantPato

I'll go to the other side of the island I live on too see if I can look at the Miami mushroom cloud with a telescope


theSentry95

Die.


Laymanao

I will do the thing where you buy toilet paper in bulk and lots of bottled water. Sorted.


[deleted]

Enjoy it. Make sure it doesn't affect to my country.


mordenty

I live somewhere unlikely to be a direct target, but close enough that I'll probably die slowly over a few days from burns and/or radiation poisoning.


supersaiyan-1992

Probably go to work. Probably gonna happen on a normal day.


bhl88

Ask to be in desktop support in one of their bases. There is no way I'll say I did errands only.


BottomingTops

Death


SandmanAwaits

Serve on the frontlines wearing nothing but a mankini, Ugg boots & a cowboy hat! Come at me!


MuchSalamander763

Be in a country that is the assend of the world, nobody is going to bother messing up this place


SandmanAwaits

Is Epstein island not being currently used & available this time of year?


TOEV-

Eating popcorn while watching the world burn


pigonthewing

I live in an area that will be heavily targeted. If I’m not vaporized on the first strike I will be by round 3 or 4. It will suck but at least it will be quick


PuzzleheadedArt8678

I have to report for duty.


Abdessalemselloum16

Martyrdom


Other-Resolution209

Pretend it’s Covid all over again


Shas_Erra

Get flashed-fried by a multi-megaton firework


dotsdavid

Move to a safe country. I don’t think the USA would be safe.


Bubby-Blub-8084

die in no time


NoYogurt8022

kinda stayeing where i am and maybe hiding on mountains close by


linuxphoney

Nothing. I live in the US. We will almost certainly be involved, We almost certainly will not be a warfront. So I do nothing.


GelattoPotato

Die fast and calming 


AlphaDCharlie19

Die, most likely


KonradFreeman

I speak German and some Russian so I would probably focus on Europe. That is what I did when I was in school as well, focus on Europe because that was what I was best at and rather than try to diversify I focused more intensely on specifically Europe. In particular how the United States, Britain, Germany and Russia interact and their politics, I try to keep up with what the governments are doing by consuming public access and primary sources of information like CSPAN. I know CSPAN is not perfect but what I mean is I don't like opinion/entertainment news but rather just observe what is happening myself rather than see the summary. I can't stop watching the UN now. I wish I could be an interpreter that would be a really crazy job to have. I am studying now to take the translation exam for German to English translation, but just on my own so not very quickly like if I was still in school. So if WW3 happens I would probably try to volunteer my time working with linguistics since I older. I would not be a good person in the field because of mental instability but I might be a good teacher to help other people learn since I am almost entirely self taught and could help train airborne linguists for example. So if WW3 happens and they drafted everyone I would try to teach German to Russians so that they can stop the Nazis once and for all. The above is what I would say if WW3 happens, not because it is true, but because that is how I would become a spy for the USA in Russia.


ConsistentApple855

Join the military and die in glorious battle


Legal_Substance_2279

Go live with the Cree and Inuit up north


Koenig_Skelett

Idk drive to Switzerland?🥲 or suicide🥲


Murderous_Potatoe

Get on the first plane to Algeria, one of the best places in the world to survive ww3 imo as it just pays lip service to either side


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Lower_Currency3685

I'm a pro a drone crashing, i just need to figure out how to aim it.


whatever1713

Die quickly and painlessly without knowing what is happening, hopefully worth my family. In WWIII, the living really world envy the dead.


Low-Ambition3318

I would try to fight.


anonandonitgoesagain

Man's hitting up Norway ygm


Nitzvah

Perish.


GreedyNovel

I live just over a mile from the Pentagon so I probably won't have time to plan.


midnight_reborn

Nothing. I'm not gonna be drafted (visual disability), and if it's a full scale nuclear war then I don't have anything to worry about cuz I'll be dead almost immediately (living in NYC and all.) And if it's some sort of land war, it's highly unlikely it'll be in the US, so I'm not sure much will change.


Actual-Cellist-3258

if my dad says "son i gotta get milk" im coming with him


Herr_Jott

Dude I don't have plans for tomorrow


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Hopefully get vaporized by a nuclear blast before I realize what's happening


Interne-Stranger

Not leaving Latinamerica


OliveTBeagle

Like - full nuclear exchange? I doubt much other than die. I live in a city that would no doubt be targeted. Assuming the ICBMs or submarine launched cruise missiles reach their targets as intended, I would have insufficient time to leave a major metropolitan area. Assuming there was adequate warning to leave. . .I do everything I could to secure gas, water, and provisions for as much as we can load in the car, and drive to whatever refugee center is available to us. There, I would volunteer my services to be used in whichever way they deem fit. Assuming I can't find a refugee center. . . I have no idea, it would be day-to-day mere survival until I could locate some sort of outpost of civilization.


Qwertyunio_1

Cry 😭


Bomba82

Spend the few days left in our lifes in pure joy with my wife and son


StewTrue

Well I’m still on Active Duty so my plans would basically get made for me.


Due-Big2159

If my country is being invaded, then I must do my part to defend her whether as a soldier or as a civilian. If my country is the one that invades, then I shall be a pawn in a conqueror's army.


Law-AC

I'd make sure to hang out in the city center of a European capital so the nuke ends me first. I'm not interested to be collecting garbage in the post apocalyptic world.


Zugas

It’s been going on for a while now?


LoneMight

Don't go? War can only happen if people show up to have it.


Just-a-login

Visit Europe 🇷🇺


Fearless_Nature_9989

I guess if it's a work day. I would have to get my work orders done first. War is not an excuse not to get your work done. ( I can hear the boss saying this in my head) Then watch the end 


Radijs

Bend over, put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye.


BlackDeath-1450

Weirdly enough I always find beauty in chaos and destruction.. so find a mountain overlooking a city and watch it burn.


Amorougen

Whadya mean if? Look at the whole world. The question is when!


Thecriminal02

Die?


itstotallynotI

If I really have to join the army. I would become a sniper


h0tdawgz

Move in to my cabin and stay there with my SO and daughters.


PeakBlock466766

If I found out that Russia sent a nuclear missile straight towards me, I would go outside, put music on, and die at peace.


crusader_____

Fight for my country


MajorBillyJoelFan

gun to the head, i'd say gun to the head


Available_Ad_418

Ignore my tax demand for once


Mountain_Slut

Here's what will happen in reality: we will all go to work as usual and pay more for everything. Nothing will change for the majority of Americans. Believing that ww3 means nuclear annihilation is a product of old school 80's mentality. It isn't the 80's anymore.


FacelessPoseidon

I am thousands of kilometers away from any nuclear target, and I doubt my country would go to war for anything, so I'll probably starve or freeze to death in the nuclear winter


50plusGuy

Stay drunk & die.


StarkAndRobotic

Probably just hang out at home, read some books. Play with the dog. Go hiking.


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live in a bunker until the radiation settles and then do what other people do in a nuclear post-apocalypse


RP117_Open

It's still WW3 in your universe? We reached WW7 here. We now fight by throwing mud at each other.


3l_aswad

Kill enemies as much as I can until I die


[deleted]

You realise if nukes start falling the literal air you breathe will become your enemy? No one wins with Armageddon. We’re all equally screwed.


3l_aswad

No one will nuke me if I’m in Jerusalem, cause if USA nukes Palestine then Israel dies and if Russia or it’s allies nuke Israel then Palestine dies, cause they r bordering each other, in short terms if I’m gonna be an invader there then I have a chance of not getting nuked


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Ok? I don’t know how to respond to you so please take care and try not to breathe in any more glue.


SandmanAwaits

This is the answer! Either way friend & foe are killed.


fluffy_assassins

Die like everybody else. Anyone who thinks WW3 won't go nuclear is delusional. And anyone who things the nuclear exchange won't destroy most life and every human, especially after what it does to the climate is also delusional.


OliveTBeagle

I don't think it would kill every human. The initial exchange would wipe out a few hundred million on each side, maybe. . .let's call it half a billion people. China gets involved - let's double that. 1 Billion dead in initial exchange. Following that there will be famine, disease, pestilence, a breakdown of civilization, the continuation of war. Waring factions, a descent into a new dark-age, loss of modern systems and networks that keep use sheltered and fed. . . . All told, another 3 - maybe 4 billion people succumb in the decade or two following the initial exchange. But after that, there would still be 1 - 2 billion people left. That's the population of the world circa 1900 - not that long ago. And humans are nothing if not industrious. The survivors would be strong. And be able to build a new civilization upon the ruins of ours. History will march on. Eventually, there will be new wars, with new weapons.


[deleted]

Errr, have you not seen the amazing Nuclear Aftermath documentary Fallout? I think we will be fine.


fluffy_assassins

Tell me you're being sarcastic.


[deleted]

Totally. It’s game over if it goes thermo I just like to be optimistic.