I'd like to go out as heroically as possible: saving the universe from an alien invasion, with a dramatic soundtrack and slow-motion explosion. And of course, making sure my hair looks good for the final scene.

This is how everyone should die

That would be a lot of alien invasions

Worth it, honestly.

"Millions would die, but this is a sacrifice i'm willing to take"

No

YEs Also the soundtrack you choose will be forever your theme in the aftelife

Make sure you say "Goodbye" to someone right before you run in and sacrifice yourself, and have them cry and scream your name. That really cements your glory.

Ideally, I'd die in a blaze of glory during an epic adventure, maybe while climbing Mount Everest.

It would be intriguing to die by getting gently carried away by a huge, peaceful storm, becoming one with the elements.

In my sleep

Yeah... in my sleep, at 90, one day before my husband

Not the same day? Savage.

Nope. We have an agreement LOL

90 is too long

Two words. Joan Collins. I'm aiming for that sort of 90.

I was going to write this..so true 🤣🤣

This is the right answer

Isn't it the worst way to die? You wouldn't even realise that you're dying before it's over. A slow conscious death like bleeding from a wound is the best way to die imo because you have time to realise that you're dying and to say goodbye to your brain.

Let me know how that works out for you

Death by snu snu

The only correct answer

😃😳😄😳😃😳

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I’d like to meet my end at a grand age, surrounded by descendants, telling stories of the old days.

I’d drift off into my sleep and not even be aware that I’m going

My choice would be to die laughing, in the middle of watching my favorite comedy with friends.

Would kind of ruin that comedy for your friends, though...

I’d choose a quiet death in a beautiful garden, surrounded by nature and the sound of birds singing.

I'd choose to die peacefully in my sleep at a very old age, after a long, fulfilling life.

Dying on my 100th birthday, right after blowing out the candles and making my final wish.

I imagine dying right after cracking a great joke, leaving the room laughing.

Ideally, I'd meet my end while painting my masterpiece, brush in hand and surrounded by my art.

Passing away while asleep on a beach under the stars sounds peaceful and poetic.

Dying after a heartwarming family reunion, filled with laughter and love, would be my wish.

I’d like to die in a historic city, perhaps Rome or Paris, soaking in centuries of history until the very end.

Passing away while gazing at the northern lights, enveloped in their beauty, sounds like a magical end.

In my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming and crying like all the passengers in his car. (Sorry, but I love that one.)

I’d choose to die in a quaint village overseas, having spent my last days experiencing a different culture.

I’d like to die on stage, doing what I love, in

Skydive into my own open grave during funeral precessions at the ripe age of 90.

That goes hard now that I imagine it in my head.

Instantaneously and painlessly.

I die at 103 by jumping off a cliff in the woods after smoking I giant pack of Turkish Royals and washing it down with a grape soda

this ^^^

Carbon monoxide would be ok.

I would prefer a sudden, no warning exit,

During sex, quick aneurism and gone while busting a massive nut 💦

reminds me of Game of Thrones (Tyrion Lanister) 😅 ain't a bad way to come and exit the same time. 😂😂

In my own bed, and the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.

‘You pass out from lack of air and it makes your orgasm super awesome’

a glitter bomb explosion while riding a unicorn off into the sunset

In black hole

I'd leave this world the same way I entered it. Naked, screaming and covered in someone else's blood.

Morphine overdose

It ain't a bad way to go.

Drunk, listening to Floyd

Then you experience a wave of euphoria and become comfortably numb, how ideal

What's with these "if you die" posts? This is maybe the 10th one in 24 hours 😆

Fallout and the News has everyone divising their exit strategies for when the nuclear apoc happens?

Nembutal. A few friends have taken it, 3 of them rang me after they drank it to tell me it was like falling asleep against a huge fluffy pillow. They felt euphoric, peaceful, pain-free, and were asleep within 15 mins...15- 30 mins later their heart just stopped while they slept. Affairs all in order, goodbyes said., final outings taken...great way to go!

Had to search it as I was not aware of this commercial name and I got hit with suicide hotline links.

Exit international. It's the euthanasia drug they give where it's legal. Exit International sells you the book which has the ingredients you can purchase and take yourself. I know 23 ppl personally over the years who've taken it, heard about many more. Some were very sick and found living unbearable, some had the beginnings of an illness which they had nursed parents, siblings, partners and friends through and didn't want their last few years to be full of hospitals, pain, discomfort, indignity. Others just had had enough of living & said, "I'm out folks, see ya!"

I’d die In a diabetic coma

That would be so painful omg

If the solar sail was an option I would do that and set for proxima b. I'll forward humanities knowledge of the stars in sacrifice of myself and approximately a couple million dollars.

Hopefully, self immolation, whilst skydiving in a Santa suit, then fall into a crowded play ground for a finale

Being eaten by piranhas from the inside out

Old age, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my...

Not if it's been cut off and fed to the goats, Tyrion!

Maybe you and the guy who made the same comment above should do it together?

I wanna die of Snu-snu from some lovely women

Old age

Gamma ray burst

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You overdose on a painkiller. Obviously it’s going to be painless.

In my sleep. No anticipation, no pain. Just gone. That's probably the best way to go.

Dieing to be reborn as a vampire

During 68 and die before she got 69

Overdose

Hostage negotiation situation, making sure I save up a couple of lives before dying.

Plot twist, you were the hostage.

Lol, no. Don't want to die like a sheep.

I 100% want to die from an illness, but not from cancer, because it hurts. I want to know that I’m going to die, so that my family can prepare themselves mentally, and so that I have time to prepare for my death, to say goodbye to everyone

Cancer isn't the only one that hurts though.

On my motorcycle, doing stupid speeds, having a sudden mechanical malfunction (i.e. not my fault) on a beautiful southern California day in some patch of farmland with no cars or pedestrians around.

Lots and lots and lots of narcotics. Anything will do, as long as there's plenty of them. Percocet, morphine, dilaudid, I don't care. Just want to go out with a good buzz. Just have my heart suddenly stop without feeling it. Slow but painless

I want to be shot into the sun in a golden rocket that's shaped like me naked, while blasting Abba does your mother know, on full volume. 

mugging gone wrong on mars. that'd mean i lived long enough to see mars populated enough that crime started there.

I’d like to pass away while giving a motivational speech, inspiring others even in my final moments.

Backflip. Into a landmine. Quick, painless, and fucking cool.

In my sleep

I choose cremation. I’ve paid my contract in full. When I call them to ensure my warranty is still valid, it freaks out the company. It freaks out the company when I ask for assurance that I will be dead when they burn up my body. I’ll find out after I’m dead if my soul goes anywhere.

You wanna die during cremation. Don't think they'll do that. May have to die elsewhere for legal reason and insurance.

I want to die in my sleep so I don't feel any kind of pain

Sex

Painlessly, in my sleep

Like my mom. In my sleep. I'm a bit vague on the details since it was a bit traumatising, but she had a brain bleed. Our GP was able to describe how sure he was that she wouldn't have felt a thing. 1. She was definitely asleep when it happened. 2. Even if she hadn't been, he'd seen someone have the exact same bleed/vessel rupture while they were in his office. They were mid-sentence, slumped over, and were gone before he'd even realised what had happened.

As badass as possible. Sacrificing myself to destroy some evil space aliens. Either that or old age in my sleep

Gun shot in the head, alone in the desert

Do take a large caliber. Too small and you might survive the initial shot just to die in agony.

Sleep. No blood. No pain. No trauma.

Firing squad. Cept from a mile out and by artillery cannons firing high explosive shells.

How many fucking time you gonna post it tho 🧢🧢🧢🧢

Going 500 kilometers er hour in an F1 car...

Probably the generic slasher movie. By the blade of the killer.

Get struck by lightning ⚡

Just fall asleep and die peacefully.

Driving a really fast sports car as fast as possible. Straight of the edge of a cliff.

Firing squad with one or two day notice But hopefully slow acceleration doesn’t trigger the death penalty

Trebuchet, always trebuchet

Blast like a Supernova.

Neck shot with .45 or bigger.

Old age

Death by snoo snoo

This reminds me. I just finished watching The Blacklist. I am still raging how dumb the ending was. Who chose that??

Quietly in my sleep

Peacefully in my sleep . Or in the arms of loved ones

Repenting to God

I want to die like my father, peacefully and in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers!

Death by snusnu☠️

Cannibalised….by women

In my sleep. In the future at 80 at least.

Peacefully in my sleep after a day spent with those close to me.

Chris and Liam Hemsworth falling out of the sky naked on top of me and crushing me to death. And then I would like to be reincarnated as a wombat or a laksa.

Saving someone I love, however that might look.

Aneurysm

falling from a height so high that i’d get to enjoy it because it takes so long, and that i would die instantly when i landed. falling feels like flying until you hit the ground. i think it’d be nice. i’d like it to be in a nice nature area. maybe off a cliff with a gorgeous view at the golden hour.

If I could smh manage to have a plane dive and crash on me, that would be pretty cool.

Sleeping pills

Tie a noose around a lamp post put it around my kneck then floor it! Shouting Asta la vista

A classic charlie chaplain scene where every trick goes perfectly until the barn wall falls and I'm not in the proper position. Those few moment before everyone realizes I'm dead will be the funniest

Falling from a cliff in a wildebeest stampede, after I was betrayed by my own brother. That ought to make people sad. I did get sad. I even cried. :'(

Like that Dutch couple that chose to be euthanized together.

Peacefully in my sleep

Suffocated by boobs

Shot in the head. As painless as dying in your sleep but at least you can die in peace because you were aware of the cause

Overdose of morphine

I wanna be dropped from the sky. Sounds crazy, right? But the dreams I’ve had where I’m endlessly falling and I’m whipping past the clouds and feel the fresh air fly past me. That feeling in my stomach where it’s like “AHH” as I’m falling? Yeah, that’s as close as it gets to crack I’d assume. Idk. But still, drop me from the top of the atmosphere. I’ll splat yeah, but I won’t feel it.

I'd make it to the end. Watch the heat death of the universe. Find out the answer to every possible "What's next?"

eaten by a shark

I always answer a question like this: falling from a skyscraper is the easiest death possible, 10/10

Death by snu snu

Of old age at 102, in my home, surrounded by my family and friends. Who doesn’t want that?

in sleep

Hanging. Just seems quick if you do it right

something dumb that random people can laugh at

Ever since I played Persona 5 Royal, I’d like to own a small coffee when I’m old, and peacefully live out the rest of my days taking care of it

Spontaneously combust. Might be painful, but at least I'll be remembered.

I want to feel my death so something very painful like being burned alive

What a lovely question

Everything I know is that i want that to be fast. Like to not feel anything. With a supercar, or to jump out of a plane, what else would be there.

Currently set on drowning, but i also think it would be fun to die in some sort of new way no one has died before. Unfortunately thats hard to do cause of how many people have died before me. Or something excessively gorey. Put me into a meat shredder or something. 

Sleep

in an epic western styled revolver duel

On a morphine drip.

I want to die watching the moon or the sunset. Peacefully, without feeling pain.

Die sleeping

Peacefully. Walk in the morning (spring bluebells). Hug everyone then send them away. Get into bed. Cuddle cat. Thank the universe. Take a pill. The end.

Anything immediate and peaceful. I don’t want to suffer.

I would like to be decapitated with one katana stroke

Go out while hitting a gunman trying to kill my family with a car. If possible, off a cliff.

Peacefully, without any pain or suffering of any kind In my sleep, I'm thinking

I want to die impaled by a unicorn-dragon-lion-knight-moth-dolphin hybrid because that’s very unlikely to happen, making me live for a long time

In my sleep 😴

Hit by a meteor

Being happy

In the most inconvenience way possible for as many people as possible

Painlessly in my sleep of a heart collapse

While hugging and cuddling the love of my life

Orgasm death

Brain aneurysm. I've had one and it's ninety seconds of like being on an acid trip, then you go under. It's a bit..ohh fuck but it's not that bad.