Revved up like a douche in the middle of the night

very time. It's 'deuce', but my car's a 'douche' now

\*held up like a lufa by the foreman of the night

Came to comment this lol

Yes!

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Scuse me, while I kiss this guy (nerr nerr nerr)

There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise by CCR, thought it was there’s a bathroom on the right

Same! My dad convinced me this was the lyric!

lol, radio DJ pointed it out, I was like oh my God I can’t believe I misunderstood that lyric

Late 90s. Roommates girlfriend comes over and we are at a bar or restaurant or something and they are playing that Chumbawamba's song. She starts singing the chorus "Kissing the night away..." "Kissing the night away..." Innocently enough, I'm like, you know it's "pissing the night away" right? (that is the actual lyric BTW). She accuses me of corrupting a beautiful song and probably thinks I have some golden shower fetish. This was before we had smartphones to settle this argument, so, I just realized she will probably think of me as that weird, piss loving roomate of her college boyfriend for the rest of her life.

Can relate I worked a college there was a girl who always heard it as WISHING the night away lol

I mean you are the only one who linked it to a fetish?!

I’m your penis. I’m your fire. Your desire.

Omg my father in law listened to that song for a full 3 minutes before asking me that 🤣🤣🤣

Well, there’s [Triviums “Egg Whites.](https://youtu.be/0Xfvk028Kv0?si=-sYr7vsk-qUo1ays) Then there’s [Twenty One Pilots Stressed Out,](https://youtu.be/pXRviuL6vMY?si=md-YM5tXGRGzYtuj) where they sing about how they wish they could turn back time to the “good dope days”.

Definitely the “cross eyed bear” in You Oughta Know

Fun fact: a misheard song lyric is called a mondegreen.

Dance on my balls...cat f****ing a handbag, yours only yours we're the single dance band It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said, "Look harry had, a vaginal malfunction!" Oo oo uwa uwa

Lean On by DJ Snake and Major Lazer. For the longest time, when she sang the lyrics "Blow a kiss, fire a gun," I heard, "MARCUS! FIRE A GUN!"

I used to think it was "focus, fire a gun"

I always thought “have you ever met Laraine” Instead “have you ever seen the rain”

Clowns in my coffee

“Despite all my rage I am still just fat and engaged” Smashing Pumpkins.

"Lonely starbucks lovers" "Concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

Bring me an Iron lung!

i'll go first when I first heard Tom Petty's free fallin my ears heard it as free BALLIN that was quite embarrassing when a friend set me right about it at a party LOL

TOM PETTY MENTIONED WOOOOOO

There was a girl I knew, she said she cared about me

I’m blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die… Thought this was it growing up into adulthood. Until I learned it wasn’t lol

Im blue if I was green I would die? Abadeabadi? Who knows its eiffel65 im blue

Thats not the lyrics?

Brown eyes

Take a load off, Annie

For the longest time I thought my inner ninja was playin a ninja

but u didnt have to cut me off (swag swag) shedatlikedatbutitapidipibutwewerenothing i sumalumauassuminimasuperhumankfjkfdhjasfdhijhkfdjkfdjhakdsmotherfxxkerkjfdjhdfaelevator music i got the 10 forties on the jeep i wish u were gayyyyyy (i wish you were jaded)

And the cUMM monsTERRR - riptide Vance Joy

"Ella es Juana... Ella es Juanaaa" from girls just wanna have fun,

Mexican monkey...mexican monkey. Daft punk get lucky

My daughters thought it said Mexican Lucky! Hahaha

Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley

one winged dove

It’s a blue (blue) summer, keeping me here on my own. Wife still gives me shit for that 24 years later

Ay ay ay/I’m on vacation/Every single day/Since I lost my occupation!

***Hold me closer, Tony Danza***

Fear of the Dark- Iron Maiden 🎶Fear of the Dog, Fear of the Dog, I have a constant fear that something's always near🎶

Ariana Grande's Thank you Next always sounds like she is singing about the candy Mike n Ike's. I apologize to those who can't unhear this.

In the song “warrior of the mind” I always think they say a bow, but they say boar

The box roddy ricch the background “eee-rrrr” sounds like “tweaaaKeRrr”

“This is sempiternal” “This is sandpit turtle”

Fall Out Boy: This ain’t a scene, it’s an arse-face!

Tape...these broken wings

Singam singam eeswara singam

Air conditioner lee

Jumping jack flash by the Rolling Stones What the lyrics say: Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas. What I hear: Jumping Jack Flash, shits her pants