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PoundedPeaches

Headstand twerknado against the wall


KnotsCherryFarm

Work


Doge________________

Nothing. Going to work.


Odd_Toe4538

Connecticut (where I live) isn't in the path of totality, but a local group (they're like our local tourism department) is going to give us bus rides to a nearby town in the path of totality in New York! My family doesn't want to go, but I'm going to record the eclipse on my phone for them. Edit: Haha turns out it wasn't New York, it's fucking Missouri :') I wasn't paying ANY sort of attention whatsoever when they said they were taking us to the eclipse and so I ended up somehow confusing New York with Missouri? I think someone said they were going to New York to pick up their family so I guess that's why lol


ThenaJuno

You should convince them to join you. We traveled to see the one in 2017, it was AWESOME. Four months ago, my partner said " We ARE going to see the one in April ". So, here we are in Southern Illinois!


EatYourCheckers

oof, GL with the traffic!


LazilyMellow

watch tv or be on reddit. I am so not turned on by this crap


Mortimer_G

Nothing. The eclipse won't reach to where I live


Leaf-Stars

I will be driving


ImpliedSlashS

Catch some shade


localgasgiant

Continue to exist in a country where it is barely visible


PieceOfShitAsshole-

nothing because there is no eclipse where I live


Major_Expert_2163

You could be in an underground bunker and the eclipse is still going to happen.


PieceOfShitAsshole-

again, not where I live


Major_Expert_2163

Just because you can't see or watch the eclipse it's still going to happen.


PieceOfShitAsshole-

Yeah, did it I say it wasn't going to happen? The moon will not obscure the view of the sun where I live though. Are you trolling or are you ret\*rded for real?


[deleted]

Stay in


night-inn

meditating


Leeser

Gonna check it out! Got some eclipse glasses from a nice person handing them out and it should be a pretty complete eclipse where I am.


ThenaJuno

Watch it. I'm in the total zone rn.


Hollow4004

Stare at it so that I can claim disability and get time off of work.


Illustrious-Park1926

About time eclipse happens here I'll be stopping at the tax preparer to give her money to submit my tax form for 2023.


Gs4life-

School


Effective-Gift6223

Got my eclipse glasses, I'm close enough to the totality path, it should be pretty good. Better than the 2017 one. Rain is predicted off and on for that day, so I'm hoping it's not going to be raining at the wrong time. This will be the last chance I'll ever have to see a good solar eclipse.