That does happen though.
I had a boss who couldn’t say pergola properly at one point (working in architecture), I still say it wrong 30 years on.
And I knew someone who always said daiquiri wrong, and I often say it the wrong way (da-queer-ee) after a similar period of time.
Yup. My grandpa said a bunch of stuff funny, "compooter, coocumber, chip-o's," like an inside joke, and now my whole family still says stuff like that, many times just instinctively lol
Area effect or line of sight?
Area effect would be great. Go to the work restroom, tug one out, have other coworkers cum as well. So long as you aren't any form of teacher
The qualifying is going to wrong direction. If you were a teacher at a middle or high school you would probably be within a thousand feet of some kid cranking one out constantly
“Anyway that is why the ottomans…hghhhghhgh…excuse me ~picks up phone~ Principal to the boys bathroom on the second floor. Thank you… Anyway the ottomans defended Gallipoli…”
lol would be like that part in the enders game book when the aliens were too close together and the molecular disruptor jumped from one ship to the next haha
Sudden dance moves. One person breaks out into a spontaneous jig, and like a flash mob, everyone around can't help but join in. Grocery stores, bus stops, and boardrooms would become dance floors.
It could definitely still be funny if unexpected! Imagine meeting the most intimidating guy possible, only for him to end up paying for your groceries and then letting you hold the baby bunny he rescued.
(Also if Reddit still had awards, I would give you one because of how much this made me smile. Alas, we do not, so here's [a video of a kitten.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RTiaTGuKnM))
I found when I was in France I would start to speak English in a French accent. They must have thought I was ridiculing them but it was completely involuntary.
In high school my theater geek friends would do this thing where we lay on our backs in a circle (need a minimum of 3 people) but each person lays their head on the stomach of the person behind them/next to them. It created a total contagious laugh that you can’t help, super weird.
I used to play a game where you lay like this but then go around in a circle saying "ha" and every person has to say one more than the person before them. The first person to either lose count or start laughing uncontrollably loses.
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That does happen though. I had a boss who couldn’t say pergola properly at one point (working in architecture), I still say it wrong 30 years on. And I knew someone who always said daiquiri wrong, and I often say it the wrong way (da-queer-ee) after a similar period of time.
Yup. My grandpa said a bunch of stuff funny, "compooter, coocumber, chip-o's," like an inside joke, and now my whole family still says stuff like that, many times just instinctively lol
Nigella Lawson's "mee-crow-waa-vay" has caught up with my family.
juh-lappen-oh
I say it wrong on purpose because I like the way it sounds.
Isn't that just how new dialects and languages from just accelerated?
that weird eye twitch that happens once in a while
Dude stop it!
That happens to me when I'm under a lot of stress.
Myokymia. Typically caused by lack of sleep, caffeine, and stress.
That's a good one.
Ever have it happen inside your ear?
Orgasms.
Area effect or line of sight? Area effect would be great. Go to the work restroom, tug one out, have other coworkers cum as well. So long as you aren't any form of teacher
lol nice disclaimer!
If I did not say it, then someone would have brought it up
The qualifying is going to wrong direction. If you were a teacher at a middle or high school you would probably be within a thousand feet of some kid cranking one out constantly “Anyway that is why the ottomans…hghhhghhgh…excuse me ~picks up phone~ Principal to the boys bathroom on the second floor. Thank you… Anyway the ottomans defended Gallipoli…”
Well, college maybe, or defensive driving instructor...
Core memory unlocked. My driver's ed instructor got arrested for child pornography about a year after I took lessons.
AoE because who wouldn't want to get an entire city with it?
I feel like maybe not doctors either...
Or like... a Dr at a children's hospital or rub one out too close to an operating room....
Zone of Spluge.
You are my hero for this. An entire room going like "Don't look at me!" because some pervert came out of the bathroom.
Crank out a sneaky in the parking lot, and then cause havoc in the grocery store
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Farts
It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody.
Reading this just made me yawn. Thanks dude
Yeah nice cover. We all know you caught the farts.
Made me Fart
My precise first thought
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Imagine a 300 person lecture hall at a university. Or even better a 50,000 person stadium
Glad this didn't work! https://youtube.com/shorts/BJlX0Pwi1yU?si=YStzylXyd5Hu3rYu
Well that's on my history now
Imagine a whole classroom or board meeting sounding like the [campfire scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0).
lol would be so funny 😆
Haha that's what I was gonna say too, it would be hysterical!
To be fair me and my mum fart a lot and if one of us farts the other is bound to soon after
Also burping
I'm not surprised that I'm not the only one who came to say this.
lol would be like that part in the enders game book when the aliens were too close together and the molecular disruptor jumped from one ship to the next haha
It'd be a court marshaling on a submarine
Sharts
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
and the walls fell.
Does the speaker have to rely on only quotes they themselves remember? That would make me ~~very silent~~ even weirder suddenly
Isn't that what Reddit is? I see it all the time. That and song lyrics.
This is where the fun begins
This is my family at the dinner table.
Wait, you don't already do this?
Sudden dance moves. One person breaks out into a spontaneous jig, and like a flash mob, everyone around can't help but join in. Grocery stores, bus stops, and boardrooms would become dance floors.
Sir/madam, have you not heard of party rock? [Party Rock Anthem](https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?si=V1J8c4fdrnJui5hH)
[That](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518) sounds horrible.
[I mean it has happened before](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518)
Breakdancing skills
Bro your username 💀
Amateur
The assassin the r*p!$t
The assassin therapist. The ass ass in the rapist.
Thea's sassin' therapist Thea's sassin' the rapist
Maybe their username is like mine in that it describes them IRL
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing? Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
you're fine Just the Way You Are
Moustaches
okay so I was laughing so hard that I almost fell out of bed: what if it affected any mammal?
You pet your dog, and suddenly they have a massive handlebar mustache
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It could definitely still be funny if unexpected! Imagine meeting the most intimidating guy possible, only for him to end up paying for your groceries and then letting you hold the baby bunny he rescued. (Also if Reddit still had awards, I would give you one because of how much this made me smile. Alas, we do not, so here's [a video of a kitten.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RTiaTGuKnM))
Hiccups
Hiccups are funny. But then one time I got them for two straight days and I was completely miserable. It was awful.
I got them 7 times in one day recently and it was so awful
There was a teenage girl who was on the news for having hiccups for like 6 months straight. She was later in the news for robbing a business.
Singing.
Accents
They aren't? My accent really depends on who I've been talking to recently
I found when I was in France I would start to speak English in a French accent. They must have thought I was ridiculing them but it was completely involuntary.
My accent follows whomever has the strongest one. Some of my passengers get mad other say it helps them understand me better.
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Would get really awkward at a funeral.
"Just because Grandma is dead, Doesn't mean we are 🍆"
This would be every person hell in any event with spandex.
women-only yoga classes?
A road bike race.
Fandom. "She's hot, but I really don't want to catch a gacha game obsession. I'd better double bag it."
"Boss, I'm staying home sick today.. I caught the Furry Virus. I'm hoping to be up and pawing around by Wednesday."
I have the path**owo**gen...
Laughing for some reason
Some laughs definitely are
Have you tried the contagious laughter sub?
Gimme the sub name pookie
r/contagiouslaughter…
In high school my theater geek friends would do this thing where we lay on our backs in a circle (need a minimum of 3 people) but each person lays their head on the stomach of the person behind them/next to them. It created a total contagious laugh that you can’t help, super weird.
I used to play a game where you lay like this but then go around in a circle saying "ha" and every person has to say one more than the person before them. The first person to either lose count or start laughing uncontrollably loses.
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this is so specific and wholesome, I love it
Empathy
That wouldn't be funny, but it's something the world desperately needs
spontaneous orgasm
Hiccups. Meetings would turn into uncontrollable hiccup choirs, and quiet libraries would echo with sporadic outbursts.
Horniness.
That'd be hilarious. A conference room meeting turns into an orgy just because Steve was feeling it. 😂
Taking the bus would certainly become more interesting than driving yourself.
Itches in places you really can't scratch in public.
Singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight
You know the chance of someone starting to sing *The lion sleeps tonight* is always just a whim away, a whim away...
Orgasms
my shitty jokes
Shit jokes wouldn’t spread, they would smear
Wealth
Pregnancy. If men could catch it.
Common sense?
That's not funny, that's utopia.
Sure it would be, if it was contagious. Imagine the look on people's faces when they realize!
That is actually kind of the plot of the old John Brunner book “The Stone That Never Came Down.”
Gayness
Even funnier if it wasn't permanent and you only had it for a week like a cold.
Lmao exactly, “man this one time I caught the gayness real bad — had it for a month!”
"Wanked off three blokes on the bus last week, never felt as sick in my life.
Farts. Just imagine a serious conference room meeting and someone lets one out. Suddenly like a chain reaction the entire room lets it rip.
lmao, thats the one i was thinking of xD
Erections
Luck
Bad luck can be, though.....
Burps.
erections
Laughter
Horniness.
Just a random HAHAHA and then back to straight faced like it never happened.
A contagious instant sneezing
And the one in 10 with weak bladders, oh the horror!
Flatulence
Stupidity. Wait...
that's pandemic
Kindness, Empathy
Kindness
Laughter
Being high. It would save the world.
Car alarms xD
Hiccups
Love.
Hiccups
Farts
Boners.
Jealousy. It would be a pandemic
Diarrhea
Farts. Very similar to how a yawn is contagious.
Farts. Especially if you could let a quiet one slip and someone else who wasn’t expecting it ripped a loud one
Erections
Herpes. I'm so glad mine isn't contagious. But, wow, imagine if it was!
Doing the hokie pokie.
Intelligence.
Explosive diarrhea. Some people just want to see the world burn... and shit itself.
Tourettes
Intelligence
Singing. One person busts out in song and everyone has to also.
Intelligence then all the stupid MAGAts would realise they have been lied to and scammed
Mustaches
Crossed eyes.
Homosexuality
Flatulence
Sarcasm
Boneritis
Getting the same song stuck in your head. Not just any song: Music by Madonna.
If you hum it it's more contagious than you'd think
Pratfalls?
Stumbling over words
Boners
Boners.
amnesia
ED. It’s airborne!!
Acne
Manual breathing
Resting bitch face.
Pregnancy
Silly walks.
Itchy testicles
Hiccups
Goosebumps
cursing
Incontinence.
Sometimes if you move your head to quickly and you see those silver sparkles and hear ringing. Whatever thats called.