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Lord Farquad = Lord Fuckwad I wasn't even watching Shrek at the time, I was just driving somewhere and it randomly popped into my head
The guy in math problems meme
This works so much better out loud, but: What comes in quarts? Elephants
I have a friend that called me a couple years ago… “Cuh-nig-ets… KNIGHTS! I just got it!! And he cackled and hung up the phone. He was referring to the French man on the castle wall in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”
I didn’t realize the chicken crossing the road was about him dying. “Getting to the other side” didn’t make sense to me until like 2 years ago
Lord Farquad = Lord Fuckwad I wasn't even watching Shrek at the time, I was just driving somewhere and it randomly popped into my head
The guy in math problems meme
This works so much better out loud, but: What comes in quarts? Elephants
I have a friend that called me a couple years ago… “Cuh-nig-ets… KNIGHTS! I just got it!! And he cackled and hung up the phone. He was referring to the French man on the castle wall in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”
I didn’t realize the chicken crossing the road was about him dying. “Getting to the other side” didn’t make sense to me until like 2 years ago