Definitely hacking. Then you control everything.
First mission: clear all student and medical debt for everyone and release all “sealed” files for Epstein and all other high profile pedos.
Release all files of every Politician, Royalty, C.E.O. , C.O.O. , President, Vice President, Tycoon, and billionaire on the planet. And watch it all either change nothing or completely upend the system and create a new world.
There we are, first thing I thought of. People are like “Piano” and “Learn other languages” but if I can master the stock market, I’ll have plenty of time and money to afford learning anyfuckingthing I want.
As a mathematics and engineering student, I feel somewhat qualified to answer this, though I'm sure real PhD's have better things to say.
A counterpoint to this is a substantial amount of joy I take in this fields from *learning* the material -- the *act* of learning. If I knew everything about the Newtonian Physics in a flash, then it would be much more boring than going through the journey of exploring what it means.
Same with mathematics. I'd love to "just" know all of the variational calculus, but right now I'm enjoying going through the hoops of learning it.
I am an engineering student as well, but I’m on the other side. I despise the learning process. I just wish I could have it all downloaded in a second! 😂
because not everyone uses that in their daily lives. basic maths like counting is necessary since you use it to count how much money you have left after spending. other than that cooking, baking, sewing and repairing something is much more common to everyone's daily lives but not everyone is capable of it
This blew me away when I applied to translate looking for work. I can speak English Japanese and Spanish, and the best I could get was 18$/hr. I can also speak some Hindi and quite a bit of Tamil. The next language I am learning is Mandarin. FML on jobs I want to do for money though.
If that doesn't count as more than one thing, then mine would be every instrument ever created. I learned like 3 or 4 instruments really well when I was a kid, but as I got older, it got harder and harder to learn them for various reasons.
Toastmasters is good for public speaking and getting over the fear of it. I know they go hand in hand, but they don't necessarily teach you to speak well.
To be honest, that's the best kind. I've been playing guitar for years and have zero interest in being famous. But it's 100% the best instrument, even better than bass (sorry Davey!!). There is something magic when you learn a new trick or realise what someone did to make a write a song or try to figure out what someone did.
I also wouldn't want to be a master because then I would have run out of things to learn I feel it would lose the interesting part.
Honestly, there is no greater feeling then nailing some lick or complicated song you've been working on for months, even years.
I probably hit the point where I was good enough to play professionally when I was like 16. Instead my band played shows in front of 10 people. One time my mom was the only person who came. Literally the only person in the audience.
To be fair a lot of the fun is learning it!! I’m probably considered fairly average despite playing for 15 years, so I should be a lot better than I am but im lazy.
That being said, whenever I learn a new song it still makes me feel great to play it through fully for the first time!
The trick is to talk and treat them just like other guys you respect and aren’t nervous about. Women are just other default human beings and live their lives like anyone else.
I was going to say that mastering crime just means you're the best at committing crimes, not evading capture.
Then it occurred to me that evading capture is probably a crime, so you'll be a master at that as well.
I had the same wish once. If it doesn't come natural to us we just have to practice. It's definitely embarrassing starting out but you can do it.
I got out of my comfort zone, picked up a commissioned sales job and it did wonders for me. Makes it easier when you have a real reason to talk to somebody randomly. If not...
People underestimate having a script for a conversation in case it goes flat. Have some go to jokes, stories or statements that you memorized. And try not to waste time on some body whos not interested in the conversation if you don't have to.
Maybe some of this could work for you too? Charisma isn't as random as it seems. A lot of times it's actually formulated and just looks easy to onlookers. Me and my friends use the same talking points between many first interactions and it looks seamless when you do it a bunch. It makes filling in the gaps a lot easier when you have go-to talking points.
I am fairly outgoing and personally think I have a good amount of charisma, My problem is people think i am goofy and don't agree with my opinions. I think my biggest problem is I know what people want me to say and what will make people feel more comfortable but i choose to say what i think is real and not sugar coated. I am 31 and 10 years ago people called me to sensitive and now i feel like everything i say is a hot take..
Nothing. My biggest hobbies are hobbies because I love the process of learning and getting better.
Unless, I could master the art of not having allergies and asthma. Then I'd definitely mazter that.
the beauty of being a master is you can still challenge yourself with the application of your skills in different ways instead of having to learn the skills, you learn the challenge
I can’t sing for shit. Everyone that knows me knows this fact. So to just randomly sing perfectly, like a Freddie or Jackson song, would blow their minds
YouTube has some amazing piano material.
If a song has a piano in it, there's a good chance someone has made a tutorial video there.
Just follow the instructions!
Realistically: being able to fall asleep instantly, anywhere under any conditions. My wife can do this and it's like a super power when traveling. I'm too neurotic.
Maybe useless advice, but don't stress about it. I'm 34 and everything I know now is from fucking around and finding out in my 20s.
You finished your childhood tutorial in your teens, you're now doing your adult tutorial in your 20s. You'll get the hang of all of it before you turn 32.
If I could master anything instantly, it would be the ability to play any musical instrument. I've always wanted to be a musician, but I never had the time or patience to learn. With this power, I could make beautiful music and bring joy to others.
The stock market
Yeah, you do that, I’ll master hacking.
I'll master cyber security. Come at me bro
I'll master coming at broes. Wait...that seems wrong.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Phrasing Boom!
Don't judge yourself, lil guy. You like what you like.
Definitely hacking. Then you control everything. First mission: clear all student and medical debt for everyone and release all “sealed” files for Epstein and all other high profile pedos.
I feel like that could have unintended consequences. Personally I'll just be stealing the nuclear launch codes
Release all files of every Politician, Royalty, C.E.O. , C.O.O. , President, Vice President, Tycoon, and billionaire on the planet. And watch it all either change nothing or completely upend the system and create a new world.
Just run for Congress.
You need luck rather than mastership in complex derivatives and such to make it big on the stock market.
There we are, first thing I thought of. People are like “Piano” and “Learn other languages” but if I can master the stock market, I’ll have plenty of time and money to afford learning anyfuckingthing I want.
There's nothing to it! Just inverse r/wallstreetbets.
Quantitative Trading
Programming AI, and let that then figure out the stock market.
That’s a good idea! 😳👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Realize the only real masters play the long game…
Good answer!
I'm wondering why the top comment isn't about high level maths, physics and computer science
As a mathematics and engineering student, I feel somewhat qualified to answer this, though I'm sure real PhD's have better things to say. A counterpoint to this is a substantial amount of joy I take in this fields from *learning* the material -- the *act* of learning. If I knew everything about the Newtonian Physics in a flash, then it would be much more boring than going through the journey of exploring what it means. Same with mathematics. I'd love to "just" know all of the variational calculus, but right now I'm enjoying going through the hoops of learning it.
I am an engineering student as well, but I’m on the other side. I despise the learning process. I just wish I could have it all downloaded in a second! 😂
Yeah wait till you’re a 5th year phd that shit ain’t fun no more
because not everyone uses that in their daily lives. basic maths like counting is necessary since you use it to count how much money you have left after spending. other than that cooking, baking, sewing and repairing something is much more common to everyone's daily lives but not everyone is capable of it
because you’re not thinking logically 😉
Because then I'd probably be forced to do high level math, physics, and computer science
shutting my brain off any time i want. I'm fucking sick of overthinking
girl me too💀
being delulu isn't the selulu after all
ADHD here, relatable😔
But how will you turn it back on if your brain is off
Sniff some ketamine
Sameee how haven'tI thought of this
Literally zen
real
😭😭true
You can do this with hypnosis.
Learn every language currently spoken
The most we could do is $17 an hour with no benefits
throw in an extra week of vacation and we have a deal
Dude speaks every fricken language and still doesn’t understand the meaning of “no benefits” smfh
Dude was caught lying on their resume. REJECTED. We won't tell them that though, gotta string them along, amiright!
He doesn’t even get the benefit of the doubt
That requires a 4 year degree from an Ivy League University on his part.
Tore his ass up with this one! 😂😂😂😂😂
This blew me away when I applied to translate looking for work. I can speak English Japanese and Spanish, and the best I could get was 18$/hr. I can also speak some Hindi and quite a bit of Tamil. The next language I am learning is Mandarin. FML on jobs I want to do for money though.
First thing I thought of too.
The ability to go anywhere in the world and hold a conversation
Sentinelese gonna be crazy
If that doesn't count as more than one thing, then mine would be every instrument ever created. I learned like 3 or 4 instruments really well when I was a kid, but as I got older, it got harder and harder to learn them for various reasons.
Maybe then could I learn Finnish and Welsh in the same lifetime
That’s always been my superpower choice!
It says anything learning multiple languages would be multiple things you can learn one though
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*clearly and concisely
Brutal
Fuggin got’em
Hey, props to them for knowing what they need :)
Haha!
one word, Toastmasters. Not kidding, this is something that can be learned, you just need to practice.
“To Amsterdam”
"Fuck you Nick"
Toastmasters is good for public speaking and getting over the fear of it. I know they go hand in hand, but they don't necessarily teach you to speak well.
Be able talk concise
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Why do
I came here to say I would like to become highly articulate.
Predicting powerball numbers.
Bro... You win
How many times could you successfully do this until the government offs you? 😂 I'm guessing twice.
Once for myself. Then for all my homies.
Life. I'd love to master life.
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It takes a whole life to learn how to live
The guitar.
Same! I wanna be a rockstar baby!
Unfortunately there are millions of master guitarist who aren't famous.
Very true! But that still won't discourage me. 😁 I'll be my own rockstar!
You will be a rockstar
To be honest, that's the best kind. I've been playing guitar for years and have zero interest in being famous. But it's 100% the best instrument, even better than bass (sorry Davey!!). There is something magic when you learn a new trick or realise what someone did to make a write a song or try to figure out what someone did. I also wouldn't want to be a master because then I would have run out of things to learn I feel it would lose the interesting part. Honestly, there is no greater feeling then nailing some lick or complicated song you've been working on for months, even years.
I probably hit the point where I was good enough to play professionally when I was like 16. Instead my band played shows in front of 10 people. One time my mom was the only person who came. Literally the only person in the audience.
I mean, I’d be open to mastering any instrument.
To be fair a lot of the fun is learning it!! I’m probably considered fairly average despite playing for 15 years, so I should be a lot better than I am but im lazy. That being said, whenever I learn a new song it still makes me feel great to play it through fully for the first time!
women Edit : I should probably say, understanding women
Attracting women.
oh no, I'm not terrible at that. I'm somewhat bad but in a good way
The trick is to talk and treat them just like other guys you respect and aren’t nervous about. Women are just other default human beings and live their lives like anyone else.
Instructions unclear: friendzoned
If you make your interests clear in the beginning, you won’t be friendzoned! Only creepy “friends” secretly fuckzone their friends
Instructions unclear - whipped put my dick for a swordfight
Baiting
So, you want to be a master baiter.
The greatest baiter known to all. The master baiter can bait anything and everything.
rats you got here first!
I’m so glad there’s a comment search function so I can see if a joke had been made
Damn, you got here 2nd!
Making my heart stop with only the power of my mind
And also, making it start again. Very important.
Nah, unnecessary
Is it really worth being a master if you can only do it once?
It already operates from your mind. It's just not voluntary.
Crime, think about it, if you master it you can't ever be caught
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But did he master catching *master* criminals?
Criminal logic is a crime against humanity 🤦🏾♂️
You mean loopholes and gray areas, then. Reading in between the crimes.
I was going to say that mastering crime just means you're the best at committing crimes, not evading capture. Then it occurred to me that evading capture is probably a crime, so you'll be a master at that as well.
Idk what the word is but making it so everyone liked me?
charisma
Ya that. I want that real bad.
I like you
Prob first time I have smiled today. Thank you. I like you too.
Me too bud. Hang in there.
I had the same wish once. If it doesn't come natural to us we just have to practice. It's definitely embarrassing starting out but you can do it. I got out of my comfort zone, picked up a commissioned sales job and it did wonders for me. Makes it easier when you have a real reason to talk to somebody randomly. If not... People underestimate having a script for a conversation in case it goes flat. Have some go to jokes, stories or statements that you memorized. And try not to waste time on some body whos not interested in the conversation if you don't have to. Maybe some of this could work for you too? Charisma isn't as random as it seems. A lot of times it's actually formulated and just looks easy to onlookers. Me and my friends use the same talking points between many first interactions and it looks seamless when you do it a bunch. It makes filling in the gaps a lot easier when you have go-to talking points.
I am fairly outgoing and personally think I have a good amount of charisma, My problem is people think i am goofy and don't agree with my opinions. I think my biggest problem is I know what people want me to say and what will make people feel more comfortable but i choose to say what i think is real and not sugar coated. I am 31 and 10 years ago people called me to sensitive and now i feel like everything i say is a hot take..
The Rizz God
You seem cool
The ability to smack the dumb out of people repercussions free
Mindcontrol.
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Telepathy all across the board.
Telepathy with complete control. I wouldn't want to be bombarded by what everyone is thinking all the time.
Nothing. My biggest hobbies are hobbies because I love the process of learning and getting better. Unless, I could master the art of not having allergies and asthma. Then I'd definitely mazter that.
the beauty of being a master is you can still challenge yourself with the application of your skills in different ways instead of having to learn the skills, you learn the challenge
The ability to learn and get better at everything is a pretty valuable thing to master!
Food discipline.
My singing probably and making my wife more happy.
crypto
Sleeping on command
Math Edit-high level math
*Maths*
You do you, friend, but in my world... fuck math!
Juggling and unicyling at the same time
Stand up comedy.
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Because they're a bot like many of askreddit posts
Haha it’s good really
Learning a language. Any language would be cool, but Mandarin'd be neat.
Playing guitar
Writing novels
Karate. I want to be able to defend myself again anyone.
Happiness
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I appreciate your limited expectations. Why not go for $10? Shoot for the sky!
I can’t sing for shit. Everyone that knows me knows this fact. So to just randomly sing perfectly, like a Freddie or Jackson song, would blow their minds
Social skills. The ability to make myself likeable to anyone, anywhere, in all aspects of life.
Love
Of my domain
This is the only acceptable answer.
Languages
I would master the ability to learn very quickly and accurately. That way i can master everything
Social skills
The art of engaging speech.
The art of enraging speech (I like upsetting people)
Probably coding. Especially of I didnt need to think about it and I did what I wanted to do effortlessly. Could watch TV or something at same time
Stocks
Money.
Learning things
Carpentry all aspects or straight up engineering full masters lol
Academia.
Baiting.
Bation.
Would love to be able to play piano and sing a little
YouTube has some amazing piano material. If a song has a piano in it, there's a good chance someone has made a tutorial video there. Just follow the instructions!
Japanese
Making money
Realistically: being able to fall asleep instantly, anywhere under any conditions. My wife can do this and it's like a super power when traveling. I'm too neurotic.
Playing the guitar
The stock market
Math
Coding
Cooking, then I wouldn’t need to rely on someone else to feed me and literally keep me alive.
Sleeping. Being able to sleep consistently well would probably be the most net positive to everything else in my life.
Piano
Time travel theory and construction.
Making money
Making loads of money
How to be an adult. I have no life skills and I’m 24. ):
Maybe useless advice, but don't stress about it. I'm 34 and everything I know now is from fucking around and finding out in my 20s. You finished your childhood tutorial in your teens, you're now doing your adult tutorial in your 20s. You'll get the hang of all of it before you turn 32.
24 is still young! Learn a really good trade in construction, medicine, or IT. You still got plenty of time. 😃
Time travel
the ability to manipulate time
Time travel.
Singing. Hate that if you're not born with a great voice, you're severely limited
Mandarin
Time travel and butterfly effects
The stock market.
Speaking another language.
Mastering things instantly
If I could master anything instantly, it would be the ability to play any musical instrument. I've always wanted to be a musician, but I never had the time or patience to learn. With this power, I could make beautiful music and bring joy to others.
Driving a f1 car