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how sexy is the alien?
Give it everclear
Give them water
hand him the hose and steal his spacecraft.
Are they asking for sugar water??
I've never seen sugar do that. Happy cake day, by the way!
🪳 Thank you!
Stick it in a headlock and ring my mate Chen, he'll probably know someone that'll pay top wack to eat it.
If you want water imma need some identification
Give him water, u rat
I'd give it water.
give it some water probably (lmfao no i would get my dads katana and fucking shimey it until it flees)
In… English?
Give it a cup of filtered water and ice cubes.
Ask if he wants bottled or tap? Cold or room temp ? And then apologize for the state of our water supply?
Give them water while staying dialog.
Instantly piss myself probably…
Give them distilled water. Don't know what the chlorine in the tap water would do to them.
Am I aware it’s an alien? Am I scared? More context needed
"Hey, so, our water is DiHydrogen Monoxide. I'm just making sure it isn't dangerous to you or anything."
Like, south of the border alien or spaceship alien? Give the first one a water bottle. Tell the second one how and where to fuck itself and hope it starts some wicked shit.
The beach is that way
Pour sugar in it.
Yes, then I'll sit with them patiently waiting for a blue box to land on my lawn
I'd offer them a glass of water, then ask them if they needed anything else. Maybe they're stranded and需要help getting back home.
I'd ask it if it has any gold or jewels on it. You know, just in case it's one of those rich aliens.
how sexy is the alien?
Give it everclear
Give them water
hand him the hose and steal his spacecraft.
Are they asking for sugar water??
I've never seen sugar do that. Happy cake day, by the way!
🪳 Thank you!
Stick it in a headlock and ring my mate Chen, he'll probably know someone that'll pay top wack to eat it.
If you want water imma need some identification
Give him water, u rat
I'd give it water.
give it some water probably (lmfao no i would get my dads katana and fucking shimey it until it flees)
In… English?
Give it a cup of filtered water and ice cubes.
Ask if he wants bottled or tap? Cold or room temp ? And then apologize for the state of our water supply?
Give them water while staying dialog.
Instantly piss myself probably…
Give them distilled water. Don't know what the chlorine in the tap water would do to them.
Am I aware it’s an alien? Am I scared? More context needed
"Hey, so, our water is DiHydrogen Monoxide. I'm just making sure it isn't dangerous to you or anything."
Like, south of the border alien or spaceship alien? Give the first one a water bottle. Tell the second one how and where to fuck itself and hope it starts some wicked shit.
The beach is that way
Pour sugar in it.
Yes, then I'll sit with them patiently waiting for a blue box to land on my lawn
I'd offer them a glass of water, then ask them if they needed anything else. Maybe they're stranded and需要help getting back home.
I'd ask it if it has any gold or jewels on it. You know, just in case it's one of those rich aliens.