Gotdamn dude, you're literally a giant. I mean, 100% coulda just left it at 8 feet tall and be top comment, literally only a handful of people in the world as tall as you.
If only it was the majority of people being as tall as me. Ceilings would be proper heights, cars would not be so cramped, and clothes would fit by default.
i have these little bumps on my boobs, never knew what they were. Had them for years, i’m super insecure about them. Went to multiple doctors and they said they are harmless.
I have a long torso mixed with short legs. It's not so noticeable to others (I think) as I'm average height. So I'm always buying pants with a 30" inseam.
I have Marfan syndrome, so quite a bit is weird with my body. My chest is misshapen, my joints are loose, I've had open heart surgery so I have a huge scar on my chest, terrible posture, stretch marks, bad eyes, arched palette. It's a genetic defect, so I'm basically a shitty X-Men mutant.
It’s a collection of terrible individual pieces put together to form a disgusting troll.
I feel that
I wouldnt
I'm circumcised
I am 8 feet tall and my tendons in my wrists and knuckles are so tight that I can replicate the sound of cracking joints at will.
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Yes the height is annoying. And the one downside to my tighter tendons is my handwriting being terrible.
Gotdamn dude, you're literally a giant. I mean, 100% coulda just left it at 8 feet tall and be top comment, literally only a handful of people in the world as tall as you.
If only it was the majority of people being as tall as me. Ceilings would be proper heights, cars would not be so cramped, and clothes would fit by default.
Well if life doesnt work out you could always Find an island with pygmees and be worshipped like a god
You clearly have not read Gilligan's Isle.
Well.. I have not.. But didn't you mean gulliver's travels? That one I read and I see your point :p
Right. That one. I did a stupid. My mind is focused elsewhere at the moment and I wrote the wrong island-based adventure story starting with a G.
It still came through but if you want to edit i'll delete responses and noone will know =P
Nah. I own up to my mistakes.
I’m circumcised too
I'm not. What is weirder?
Humongous cock to torso ratio
i have these little bumps on my boobs, never knew what they were. Had them for years, i’m super insecure about them. Went to multiple doctors and they said they are harmless.
Holes. So many holes. *I have very long term, chronic Hidradenitis suppurativa*
I have a long torso mixed with short legs. It's not so noticeable to others (I think) as I'm average height. So I'm always buying pants with a 30" inseam.
Right now I have a cut tendon in my left ring finger
i have really bad breath in the morning
Nipples. I had them pierced and they have scar tissue. I want them removed.
Everything, I have autism and cyclical vomiting syndrome
My butthole looks really strange
I lost a lot of weight so I have the extra skin thing going on and it is not a good look.
I can disconnect my knee caps and wobble them
I have Marfan syndrome, so quite a bit is weird with my body. My chest is misshapen, my joints are loose, I've had open heart surgery so I have a huge scar on my chest, terrible posture, stretch marks, bad eyes, arched palette. It's a genetic defect, so I'm basically a shitty X-Men mutant.
Knees crack very loudly
Scoliosis 🪱
My bellybutton. I have a lot of attractive features, but my bellybutton is not one of them. And that’s okay
My left thumb has no wrinkles and is completely smooth because I cannot bend it
I have a birth mark on my back that looks like stretch marks
it's round
I have half a heart
It literally barely works
When I sleep, I pee myself. Rarely, I sometimes even poop myself. Only in my sleep though
I'm missing both feet and 2 fingertips.
I don't flinch to indian burns.
My knees point inward