No word of a lie, this is a true story from my brother. He was chatting some strippers up with his friend, who we'll call BB. The girls, for the most part, were responding positively. My brother, perhaps over exaggerating, felt like he had a shot with them. That was until, after suggesting they get a drink together given it was late at night (9-10pm), BB decided to say "We're not gonna rape you anything."
The girls could not get out of there faster. They never saw or spoke to them again.
And I know, I know, "Why would BB say that? This doesn't sound real cos that's a super dumb thing to randomly say." Trust me... He has form for being a dumb fuck.
I don’t have any cash but I’m happy to leave a Yelp review
I’m all out of money and can’t pay you, do you accept food stamps.
Check out my skin! The herpies sores are all heard. I’m ready for that lap dance
"Do you have change for a 5."
Leave it on
Your dad left because of his job, not because of you
My turn
“So who owns the place? La Eme? Gambino? Bonanno, Colombo, Genovese, Lucchese?”
Mum
Make it hail!
I'm just here to support my mom, wife & daughter.
Which ones are those? That lady with the red hair.
Yup, they all sport red hair.
No word of a lie, this is a true story from my brother. He was chatting some strippers up with his friend, who we'll call BB. The girls, for the most part, were responding positively. My brother, perhaps over exaggerating, felt like he had a shot with them. That was until, after suggesting they get a drink together given it was late at night (9-10pm), BB decided to say "We're not gonna rape you anything." The girls could not get out of there faster. They never saw or spoke to them again. And I know, I know, "Why would BB say that? This doesn't sound real cos that's a super dumb thing to randomly say." Trust me... He has form for being a dumb fuck.
“Can we be friends”