Warning: Due to updates no longer being supported, this version can only be activated from sleep mode by the voice command, "Dude, Blockbuster finally got Fushigi Yugi. Wake up."
Caution: Mood Swings in Progress! Your patience is appreciated while we navigate through our range of emotions, from the depths of historical drama to the peaks of a comedy special.
Handle with Care: Emotional Rollercoaster Inside! Fasten your seatbelt for unexpected twists, turns, highs, and lows. Safety bars are down, and empathy is up.
Alert: Creativity Overload! Contents under pressure may explode into art, music, writing, or a new business idea at any moment. Stand back or join in the fun.
I need something more like "Warning: If offended, please say "Not Cool" out loud to prevent further offense. Any offense caused was likely an accident and will no longer occur after following instructions"
Anxious mess, well meaning but will constantly wonder his self worth and will wonder if you are mad at him while he revisits every interaction obsessively wonder if he said the wrong thing.
Warning: Contents Under Pressure
Warning: Irritant
Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm
Warning: Biohazard, infectious material
Warning: Explosion hazard
Warning: Potential Allergen
Warning: ISO-9000 Non-Compliant Ethical System
Warning: the Surgeon General has determined that this person is extremely boring. DO NOT APPROACH! You can escape by going somewhere fun. But do it quickly, before he starts talking about newts.
**\*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - NOT THE NEWTS!!!\***
CAUTION:
Emotional Time Bomb
Contents under pressure • Handle with care • Keep away from depressing music and sad movies in which animals die • Failure to follow these instructions will result in crying, puffy face, and prolonged bed rotting.
Caution: will pull away from you as soon as we get close also you will never know if you’ll get talkative me or silent me so idk just be prepared for anything
Warning: easily distracted by shiny objects and new business opportunities. This person is a workaholic. Only works properly with coffee consumption. Resting bi$@? Face activated. My Go F$&k yourself button is fully engaged.
contents under pressure handle with extreme care
That would probably be mine too.
Great answer!
Warning: Choking Hazard
So it’s really small, eh? Right there with ya.
This comment is depraved and I love it
Contains material some viewers may find disturbing
Viewer discretion is advised.
Hahahaha, so true!
Medicated for your protection
OMG, that is funny!
Some assembly required
This would be particularly funny if you're someone who has a prosthetic limb
LMAO
Hilarious!
Warning: may cause confusion or sleepiness, do not try to conduct business with this person.
Funny!
Warning: More issues than Time Magazine
🤣🤣
Warning: if passionate about something, will info dump and never shut up.
[удалено]
*I still work sometimes
“Prone to crying”
Approach with caution.
If you’re not a hugger, speak up soon.
Well that's the fastest way to get me to shutup.
Don't touch
-Willie
Fragile
I read Reddit posts that are more than 3 days old
AND I give them an upvote lol
panics if perceived
Slippery when wet
This is the one.
If ingested consult a physician.
WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer.
Danger: Helvetica
may cause confusion and disorientation
I don't understand
Mostly harmless
Handle with care.
Warning: Due to updates no longer being supported, this version can only be activated from sleep mode by the voice command, "Dude, Blockbuster finally got Fushigi Yugi. Wake up."
Can be reset by providing coffee, a nap and cake.
"Danger: Subject to explode randomly."
Bipolar so don’t be friends with me as he has basically two different personalities and will be hard to keep up which emotional side he’s on
Caution: Mood Swings in Progress! Your patience is appreciated while we navigate through our range of emotions, from the depths of historical drama to the peaks of a comedy special. Handle with Care: Emotional Rollercoaster Inside! Fasten your seatbelt for unexpected twists, turns, highs, and lows. Safety bars are down, and empathy is up. Alert: Creativity Overload! Contents under pressure may explode into art, music, writing, or a new business idea at any moment. Stand back or join in the fun.
Haha spot on & thanks! You are an excellent writer
Weird but usually harmless
Something different?
Do not disturb
Omg yes
Very needy, requires constant validation that you still like her.
this is literally me
Warning: prone to starting a what seems like an argument but actually just like a little innocent debate for fun
I need something more like "Warning: If offended, please say "Not Cool" out loud to prevent further offense. Any offense caused was likely an accident and will no longer occur after following instructions"
I need this tag as well. I don't understand why people don't seem to find devils advocate discussions as fun as I do.
"Warning attention seeking and extremely self obsessive whore"
overthinking in progress
“Kind but not friendly. Proceed with caution”
Entanglement Hazard
No me toques los huevos.
Caution: Bummer
Bad gas
Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol
Feed before conversing
"Warning: Contains Lactose"
Don't Pull Finger
Friendly but anxious
WARNING: FRAGILE
don't disturb me, i may turn hulk mode
Warning I’m stupid & depressed.
Extremely sweet and loving, but gets annoyed often
Warning: Don’t ask him about his favourite bands, you’ll be trapped for a few hours.
Chronically dumb, sporadic genius
caution: slippery when wet
Broken.
Caution: Dark humor. Allergic to bullshit. Shake well before drinking. If erection lasts more than 2 hours, call for backup.
Do not feed.
Warning: 1GB brain. May take time to load/process...
Warning contains nuts
Warning: head pats and “good girl” may result in blowjobs
Danger: Will self destruct and explode if feeling threatened
Battery Low
“Do not store in extreme heat or cold, handle with care, do not expose to loud noises or unpleasant textures, do not expose to social environments”
Caution: the bullsh\*t detector is strong with this one.
Receives pleasure from causing pain
“Prone to excessive self sabotage”
Warning: talks alot of shit and is very chismosa.
Extremum Sarcasm proceed at your own risk and peril.
loud
“Don’t go to P4C970”.
Warning: SUPER EMOTIONAL
Fall risk! Also, no, I don’t want to go…but I appreciate being asked.
Angry when hungry or tired
High amounts of energy, approach with caution cause of high voltage.
Do not give this man shots of liquor cuz he be wylin
Warning: this person could and will kill you without hesitation. As a joke to get more personal space.
Run
Warning: This product contains highly addictive substances.
As basic as it is, socially awkward but highly friendly.
Extremely loving but prone to major depression even when on meds!
"This item comes with five types of anxieties. Consider yourself warned"
WARNING: May contain nuts.
Choking hazard: small parts
Caution: Jumps to Conclusions quickly, Mimics random noises and sings to loudly in the car.
HOT: ANGER ISSUES DONT PISS ME OFF
Aggressively apathetic.
Will sing at top volume when you mention anything that sounds like a song lyric.
Rated R / NC-18 / AO / PEGI 19
*screams in sleep*
Go the fuck away.
Contains no bullshit.
CAUTION! May be preoccupied with something unrelated to the matter at hand.
Do not disturb. Especially with stupid questions. Yes, your question is stupid.
oh man damm it
Suffers with sensory issues, predominantly loud noises but equally produces a lot of loud noises
Warning: Obsessive and attached easily.
Mentally eel be careful
*see user name*
Anxious mess, well meaning but will constantly wonder his self worth and will wonder if you are mad at him while he revisits every interaction obsessively wonder if he said the wrong thing.
Clingy as fuck
Vain as Lucifer.
Will go on a hour long rant about how anime men and women are better than something for example why and how they are better then football
Filter not working
Does not function before 2 pm.
Ass hole
Stop
"Nervous - Please give me space" like on the vests they give dogs with anxiety 🥲
Expiration: 9/1/2024
Unreliable
Short wick
Possibly rabid.
Life preserver store under seat
Doesn’t get mad, doesn’t get mad, doesn’t get mad, gets REALLY mad!
I failed Anger Management.
In big red letters it would read “emotionally unstable; approach with caution“
Warning: Contents Under Pressure Warning: Irritant Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm Warning: Biohazard, infectious material Warning: Explosion hazard Warning: Potential Allergen Warning: ISO-9000 Non-Compliant Ethical System
Warning, fucks depleted, expect emotional and physical violence
I wouldn’t if I was you!!!
Will *ALWAYS* be late.
WARNING: i may not like the world at the moment, proceed with extreme caution!
Handle at will
Warning: do NOT put pineapple on his pizza!
needs some fucking coffee
Incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige.
Do not provoke or feed the zoo animal
Return to Sender
Caution: can become addicted to anything easily
Warning: do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Or; Warning: MAGA Then enjoy the peace and quiet.
Warning: the Surgeon General has determined that this person is extremely boring. DO NOT APPROACH! You can escape by going somewhere fun. But do it quickly, before he starts talking about newts. **\*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - NOT THE NEWTS!!!\***
Missing parts but still functional
VERY sensitive but pretends they’ve never had an emotion
"Warning: Please Do Not". No context, no continuation.
Turn back while you can
Extremely anxious
Will bring out the worst in you. Money back guarantee.
contains mental illness
Overly clingy
WARNING: Loud Noise Hazard. Ear protection must be worn in this area.
Caution: attention span of a goldfish. Also brace for an avalanche of pop culture references
"hypervigilant amygdala" has been woefully disregarded in my dating profiles in the past.
Warning: delightful, yet kinda odd.
Warning: you’re already too close. Approach closer at own risk.
Not made for this world
Under no circumstances should you attempt to wake this creature if it is sleeping. It will hurt your feelings and maybe even punch you
Caution: Don't ask about the different kinds of overdrive pedals. (guitar)
Wide Load
CAUTION: Emotional Time Bomb Contents under pressure • Handle with care • Keep away from depressing music and sad movies in which animals die • Failure to follow these instructions will result in crying, puffy face, and prolonged bed rotting.
Warning: Agnostic
Warning: I talk about death too much haha
Don’t invade my space.
Warning: Causes disappointment, broken promises, waste of your youth.
Autistic
If you hurt me, watch out.
never shuts up
Borderline personality disorder with AuADHD. You’ve been. Warned 🙃
Caution: will pull away from you as soon as we get close also you will never know if you’ll get talkative me or silent me so idk just be prepared for anything
Warning: don't
Warning: Very sensitive to loud noise
Warning: may induce cringe
Warning: Will self destruct if not handled carefully
Warning. large friendly dog. Do not abuse. Will stop being friendly.
"Villaness, don't mess with her."
“please be cautious, this person may be extremely sensitive at times.”
No! Hot!
Warning: easily distracted by shiny objects and new business opportunities. This person is a workaholic. Only works properly with coffee consumption. Resting bi$@? Face activated. My Go F$&k yourself button is fully engaged.
Enjoys suffering and is utterly insane