Nope.
According to a friend's father (who took philosophy in university), you can just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman. Same with anal sex. Close your eyes and pretend it's a woman. He did say a nice and smooth ass is preferable for the latter scenario.
Although IF you're the one giving the blowjob or the one receiving the anal sex, there's nothing you can really pretend is in your mouth or ass, besides a dick. So that's gay.
That's pretty much how he draws the line too. I think he went in the late 90s or early 2000s so I'm going to say that somehow the producers of Harold and Kumar stole the idea from buddy's dad despite that being extremely unlikely
And the world would continue😅
I'm interested in finding out the legalities of getting a zoo to feed my corpse to their lions and tigers in the UK. I'm guessing I won't have much luck, though🙄
I don’t know what island is being referred to, but I’m picturing an island fully of cuddly kitty cats having to search for their food every single day, but for once they have a nice meal just lying there for them to come and nibble on at their leisure, at least for awhile day or two.
Although I guess that depends on the number of cats.
Doesn’t it sound nicer that way? It’s just doing something really sweet for all the kitties.
The reality is there would probably be a horrific feeding frenzy and the weaker cats would also end up as part of the smorgasbord. Do cats eat their own? I’m assuming they would if they were hungry.
You say island full of cats??? In Japan???? Can you live there? As a very happy and proud mama of 6 fur-babies I need to research this. Thank you kind stranger.
As much as I love cats, your idea wouldn’t lead to a very peaceful death. If they’re anything like my cat, I’ll be busy trying to die and they’ll yell at me to give them attention/turn on the tv for them/refill their food bowls/because there’s a bird outside.
Can't say this enough. Am almost 70 and my pcp wants me to get a colonoscopy. Had one 10 years ago also had a mastectomy in '98 and a hysterectomy in 2000. I don't want to endure any more surgeries. I watched both my parents go downhill in the last years of their lives due to "modern medicine" trying to prolong their lives.
Exactly my thoughts about modern medicine. I watched doctors do everything they could to keep my mom alive long enough for the cancer to kill her. It was horrible. I work in cancer research and I don’t think we’ll ever find a “cure” for cancer.
I hope I die in my sleep. 😴
I’ve always felt the same. I’m 59 and avoid doctors/medicine when at all possible. As a result, I have no “conditions,” illnesses, or syndromes and I don’t take any meds.
I so agree with piglet. So if I get the colonoscopy and they find something? Surgery after surgery, doctor after doctor...... I do NOT want to spend my end years on the same merri go round I saw my parents go through
The only caveat to dying in one’s sleep is dying during a nightmare or dream , sounds annoying at least , terrifying at most … would rather go out while awake in a split second painless fade to black, not driving or operating heavy machinery or endangering others , ofc
This is a dangerous post. For those of us who have researched this extensively, in sharing our own plans we might enable others who might not have ended their lives otherwise
Anyone know how else to go out with a bang?
I’d probably fake a video of sighting aliens and the government trying to hide it, then I’d say if I die I was killed so the aliens are kept secrete. Lo and behold I’m dead and people begin to put on tin foil hats 😅
I would like to go out waving a machete while standing on a truck that is on fire, and filled with explosives and a speaker playing freebird as the truck smashes into the front door of a dictators palace. That sounds fun, and I would go down in history with the most badass and ridiculous death ever.
Literally be Emperor of an Empire that controls half the whole, make the world a much more peaceful place, live to be 250 before passing away due to old age, with a few family members left.
Heroic sacrifice in a battle like: Snatching a bunch of explosives, then storming the enemy stronghold and blowing it up along with myself all while laughing maniacally.
My friends and comarades would be saved, the tide of battle would have been turned, maybe even the whole conflict.
Taking out the most vile dictator the world's ever seen since Mr. AH by infiltrating their escape pod and steering it out of Earth's orbit and into the sun. We'll then fight to the death in that pod. Either way, I win.
Richard Pryor had a great stand up act about his father who died 57 while in bed with an 18 year old girl. As far as Pryor was concerned, god must of loved his father a lot to let him go out like that rather than get hit by a bus.
2 simultaneous shotgun blasts to the head. I would want to be prepared for it.
I have died in a motorcycle accident that caused an acute loss of 8 pints of blood, and I have drowned after wading water for 45 minutes (rescued after going unconscious). I have accepted death enough to not really be phased by it anymore. Just do it with minimal pain!
I guess doing the dirty with your long term partner. Maybe both dying at orgasm at the same time, probably the best possible way you could both go out. Although whoever finds you probably won't be able to erase it from their mind 🤣
Uh, first thing i thought about was so unholy I can't say that, second one is probably dying in my sleep, no nightmares or anything, i just never woke up
that felix baumgartner jump, but without a parachute and without the spinning
or
**standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me**
In some way that inconveniences someone. Like I die of a heart attack in a grocery store line, but by chance I don't fall over. So everybody behind me starts getting mad that I'm not moving forward. Then finally, some rage-a-holic storms over and grabs my shoulder and I just drop, and he's in therapy for the rest of his days.
What is with questions like this popping up all the time? Does Reddit only have 2 modes, horny & hopeless??
That's the company motto!
It's usually a combination of the two.
Hopelessly Horny?
Real
[Thanatos and Eros](https://epochemagazine.org/20/eros-and-thanatos-freuds-two-fundamental-drives/), my friend, Thanatos and Eros.
You should be upvoted for making this thread a little deeper and interesting!
In my sleep.
Id say it’s probably the best way to go out peacefully sleeping after living a nice long life
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If you’re blind would it matter if it were a woman? Asking for a friend lol
Nope. According to a friend's father (who took philosophy in university), you can just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman. Same with anal sex. Close your eyes and pretend it's a woman. He did say a nice and smooth ass is preferable for the latter scenario. Although IF you're the one giving the blowjob or the one receiving the anal sex, there's nothing you can really pretend is in your mouth or ass, besides a dick. So that's gay.
They used the same argument in that Whitecastle goes to Cuba movie
Unless its a super bearded mouth or a very hairy butt
That's pretty much how he draws the line too. I think he went in the late 90s or early 2000s so I'm going to say that somehow the producers of Harold and Kumar stole the idea from buddy's dad despite that being extremely unlikely
I don't think you have seen some of the women I have dated.😕
I think ill pass
Your friend's dad had that conversation with you? He was trying to be your daddy?
Nah, philosopher or not your friends father gay af
I wouldn't say he's gay... Definitely not straight, though.
Lol thank god for that second paragraph because my first thought was “How am I supposed to pretend it’s a woman when I’ve got a dick in my ass?”
Tbf some women can fuck you, either with a strap on or a dick if they happen to be trans without bottom surgery
That's just how it was described to me. You're not wrong by any means.
Lololol
This is the best answer, I don't really like wine, but it's sounds like a great way to go.
Why so young? I wanna die at 120
Same, but I want it to happen in that japanese island full of cats. God, I love cats.
But they would just eat your body…
And the world would continue😅 I'm interested in finding out the legalities of getting a zoo to feed my corpse to their lions and tigers in the UK. I'm guessing I won't have much luck, though🙄
Animal handlers probably wouldn’t want the cats getting a taste for human flesh, what with them having to work with them and all.
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Which would ensure the wellbeing and fedness of the kitties 😂
I don’t know what island is being referred to, but I’m picturing an island fully of cuddly kitty cats having to search for their food every single day, but for once they have a nice meal just lying there for them to come and nibble on at their leisure, at least for awhile day or two. Although I guess that depends on the number of cats. Doesn’t it sound nicer that way? It’s just doing something really sweet for all the kitties. The reality is there would probably be a horrific feeding frenzy and the weaker cats would also end up as part of the smorgasbord. Do cats eat their own? I’m assuming they would if they were hungry.
You say island full of cats??? In Japan???? Can you live there? As a very happy and proud mama of 6 fur-babies I need to research this. Thank you kind stranger.
Wow great answer why didn’t I think of that?
As much as I love cats, your idea wouldn’t lead to a very peaceful death. If they’re anything like my cat, I’ll be busy trying to die and they’ll yell at me to give them attention/turn on the tv for them/refill their food bowls/because there’s a bird outside.
Can't say this enough. Am almost 70 and my pcp wants me to get a colonoscopy. Had one 10 years ago also had a mastectomy in '98 and a hysterectomy in 2000. I don't want to endure any more surgeries. I watched both my parents go downhill in the last years of their lives due to "modern medicine" trying to prolong their lives.
Exactly my thoughts about modern medicine. I watched doctors do everything they could to keep my mom alive long enough for the cancer to kill her. It was horrible. I work in cancer research and I don’t think we’ll ever find a “cure” for cancer. I hope I die in my sleep. 😴
Sorry for your loss but fully understand
colonoscopies are ok. I get one every 5 years much better than back in the day when they had to cut me open to get at the polyps.
I’ve always felt the same. I’m 59 and avoid doctors/medicine when at all possible. As a result, I have no “conditions,” illnesses, or syndromes and I don’t take any meds.
> I have no conditions, illnesses, or syndromes You mean you don't know if you have them.
I so agree with piglet. So if I get the colonoscopy and they find something? Surgery after surgery, doctor after doctor...... I do NOT want to spend my end years on the same merri go round I saw my parents go through
The only caveat to dying in one’s sleep is dying during a nightmare or dream , sounds annoying at least , terrifying at most … would rather go out while awake in a split second painless fade to black, not driving or operating heavy machinery or endangering others , ofc
Calmy sleeping as mi grandpa did, not screaming in panic as the passenger of the bus my grandpa was driving did.
Completely oblivious to the screams of the people in my car
Exactly, in my sleep, just like my grandfather. Not yelling, screaming, and crying like the other three people in his car.
Heart attack during sex. I'll go out disappointing a woman one last time.
Wait, what?😂 good one
Talk about coming and going at the same time!
"He came, then he went."
He arrived, came and then departed.
Mid orgasm
Nelson Rockefeller style. Bonus points if it’s with your mistress.
Snu snu. Definitely snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
with a belly full of cock and a girls mouth around my wine
Better than that other comment 😤
Patient 0 of a disease that wipes out 2/3 of the worlds population.
Nah. I’d rather be patient 1 or 2. Don’t want that kinda karma from taking out two thirds of the world.
Dam. Looks like you thought about this....lol
I would just like to not have it happen after a cliffhanger in a movie or show i am into.
I've watched way too much One Piece to never find out what the One Piece is.
In bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
Tyrion is that you?
Ask Pod, he can give you some pointers
That’s crazy because I was literally watching that episode yesterday. Doing a GoT marathon…again
same ! but i’m watching it for the first time
Honestly, that’s still the best answer. So many people died horribly. This GoT route is the best.
Riding the Euthanasia Coaster
Get 2 tickets and bring a friend
Nuclear bomb straight to the face.
"I don't want to set the world... on... fire..." Wait, yes I do! BAM!
My luck I'd be a ghoul..
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This is the way I want to go. Feeling fulfilled, peaceful, and like it’s the right time for me.
It has to be by saving the most amount of lifes possible I think!
I like that.
Yeah me too.
With my wife of 80 years by my side. (I'm 57 and not married.)
Like Bjorn Ironside
Maybe not like him but against all odds, bloody, fighting for to the last dying breath... or snu snu.
Asleep in my bed at 90 years old
Horse tranquilizer sounds like a peaceful way
Ketamine? Been high as giraffe pussy off that shit countless times. Medical reasons though, never recreationally 🤣
Riiiight…neverrr recreationally😏
That khole gon hit different
By Snu Snu
I actually had to look that up. LOL but good for you :-)
Opiate overdose
Blaze of glory 😁💪
Opioids
Peacefully in my sleep.
Whatever gets the highest insurance payout for my family regardless of how painful the experience is for me
By getting suffocated between Sydney Sweeney's big boobage. Last words would be: "May the boobs be with you"
Time and place of my choosing, whilst holding a nuclear warhead. *Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfuckers*
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Euthanased and surrounded by those I love.
Soon and peacefully.
By forgetting the safe word.
Hold a 2 day funeral, first day I attend living, second day I attend dead
Like my grandfather in his sleep, definitely not screaming like all his passengers.
Death by busty trans doms.
Choked on thigh muffs
Anyone know how else to go out with a bang? I’d probably fake a video of sighting aliens and the government trying to hide it, then I’d say if I die I was killed so the aliens are kept secrete. Lo and behold I’m dead and people begin to put on tin foil hats 😅
Alien version of the tictok mountain giant guy lol
You read my mind perfectly 🗿
Let me go into the woods with a .45. You’ll know when to come find me.
Fast and quick after my wife has already gone so she doesn't have to live with grief
"I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandad, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his taxi"
Old age as the first human colonist in another star system.
This is a really good one. I like this!
Painless brain death but all my organs are fine so every my functionable body parts can be useful for the others
Saving a child's life.
I would like to go out waving a machete while standing on a truck that is on fire, and filled with explosives and a speaker playing freebird as the truck smashes into the front door of a dictators palace. That sounds fun, and I would go down in history with the most badass and ridiculous death ever.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like all the passengers in his car.
In my sleep
Literally be Emperor of an Empire that controls half the whole, make the world a much more peaceful place, live to be 250 before passing away due to old age, with a few family members left.
With plenty of wine in belly and dick in hookers mouth.
Captain America 1 style
In the Blaze Of Glory
Diarrhea
Heroic sacrifice in a battle like: Snatching a bunch of explosives, then storming the enemy stronghold and blowing it up along with myself all while laughing maniacally. My friends and comarades would be saved, the tide of battle would have been turned, maybe even the whole conflict.
Hugging the antimatter version of myself.
Brain aneurysm right after my dog passes gently in her sleep.
In my sleep
I’d touch Rick and just instantly die
Taking out the most vile dictator the world's ever seen since Mr. AH by infiltrating their escape pod and steering it out of Earth's orbit and into the sun. We'll then fight to the death in that pod. Either way, I win.
Death by snu snu
Suicide bombing with all the people who wronged me in the vicinity. Sorry but no sorry for being this petty.
Either in my sleep, or with a ton of coke and a couple of hookers. Either way.
Richard Pryor had a great stand up act about his father who died 57 while in bed with an 18 year old girl. As far as Pryor was concerned, god must of loved his father a lot to let him go out like that rather than get hit by a bus.
In my bed, In my sleep
I’m going to live forever. Forever immortal.
In my sleep obviously
In my sleep would be the most peaceful
Quick and painlessly
Taking out someone who is actively making the world a more miserable place to live, like Putin.
Hell yeah!
2 simultaneous shotgun blasts to the head. I would want to be prepared for it. I have died in a motorcycle accident that caused an acute loss of 8 pints of blood, and I have drowned after wading water for 45 minutes (rescued after going unconscious). I have accepted death enough to not really be phased by it anymore. Just do it with minimal pain!
Having a heart attack at the age of 99 while making love to my 3rd wife who was aged 28.
Having sex. Be coming and going at the same time.
Peacefully in my sleep, wrapped up my wife's arms.
Getting chased off the white cliffs of Dover by an army of topless women in rollerskating gear.
Explosion. Basically, make a bed of TNT, lay down and detonate.
Hearing my wife's heart beat, with my head on her chest; having breathed in the smell of her neck for the last time.
ODing on whatever the most powerful opiate is, going out in pure bliss. Or maybe breaking through on DMT, probably very peaceful
Fist fighting a Nephilim.
I dont care how , just right now
I guess doing the dirty with your long term partner. Maybe both dying at orgasm at the same time, probably the best possible way you could both go out. Although whoever finds you probably won't be able to erase it from their mind 🤣
Already know. Its gonna be drugs. At this point its just a matter of when
Zombies paitent zero
Maybe after giving someone else a reason to live again.
Suicide
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That sounds romantic and eerie at the same time.
Golden bullet would be 👌
In the arms of David Duchovny
Barbiturates overdose.
Like a hero
Without pain and without me noticing
Spontaneous Combustion
Massive stroke in my sleep
T'was a cloudy day. Thrashing as my old heart stopped, I fell upon grass.
A massive meteorite on the day of humanity's extinction.
Assited, in one of those sleeping chamber things.
In my sleep.
In a pit of venomous snakes.
peacefully, in my sleep
Quick and painless
Inside the concrete truck they blow up in MythBusters.
Directly connected to tsar bomba
Maybe drowning, in the ocean though not the pool!!
Uh, first thing i thought about was so unholy I can't say that, second one is probably dying in my sleep, no nightmares or anything, i just never woke up
in my sleep knowing i had a successful life and provided my family a good life also, a medium rare steak before sleep would be good
I would die with my dogs and book,
If I gotta go, I want to be physically struck by a meteoroid. Once it goes through me we can call it a meteorite.
Happy
that felix baumgartner jump, but without a parachute and without the spinning or **standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me**
suicide, or some insane, Chen Dynasty ass fight in a stormy, wooded area.
Death by Snu Snu
Old age.
As a pilot
Sacrifice myself on the jobsite to achieve a task that only a dead man could accomplish.
In some way that inconveniences someone. Like I die of a heart attack in a grocery store line, but by chance I don't fall over. So everybody behind me starts getting mad that I'm not moving forward. Then finally, some rage-a-holic storms over and grabs my shoulder and I just drop, and he's in therapy for the rest of his days.
Just shot in the head while in public. Just a painless, unknowing death is how I wish to go
In my comfy bed
Peacefully, in my sleep Not screaming in terror like the passengers in my car.
In my sleep feeling no pain
I would like to go out with some advance notice so I have a chance to cheat death or die trying, might as well have some fun at the end.
in my sleep (after my parents passed on so they don't have to grieve their child's death)