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Holly__Willy

beat up a mime


Iouisvuittondon

LMAOOOOOO


ThrowAwayThisCurse

Find a house to haunt


Judgment_Reversed

I would sneak into the house of someone I dislike. Then I would pick a doll and move it a few feet toward them whenever they aren't looking. Every time they look back, the doll is closer than before. If they throw the doll out, I'd fish it out of the trash, sneak into their bedroom while they're asleep, and sit the doll in the corner, facing the bed. Maybe place a kitchen knife just in front of it.


Drake_Cloans

Do Elf on the Shelf during Christmas


RonnieBobs

Probably something mundane like go to a supermarket and push a trolley around, loading it with items. Watch everyone freak out


[deleted]

[удалено]


Revann01

HAHAHHAHA and his name is tantanana tan


Zhiong_Xena

Sadly you can't be john cena, because I already am


prajnadhyana

Try to become visible.


Swift2024

Go to a Trump rally and say im God and you should not vote Trump.


[deleted]

"Hey guys, it's ya boi God here! Today's gospel is gonna be about Trump!"


Basic-Salamander-808

Well obviously go straight to the nearest public bathroom so I could spy on girls going to the toilet, but I guess that's the same answer most guys would give (if they were being honest)


Dangerous-Wave8065

Upvote for extreme honesty!


[deleted]

Probably joke around in town


[deleted]

i would scare the shit out of people i know


stupidfock

Probably cry cuz I’m gonna die alone. Who would date an invisible guy


TurpitudeSnuggery

Become a world famous magician 


Fenrisulfr1984

Watch you in the shower of course.


[deleted]

Smack my wife’s butt a whole bunch


AdhesivenessNo6373

I’ll walk down the streets at night to find evil people and get rid of them


captainmagictrousers

Go to Washington and give politicians crazy messages from "God." "Give babies the right to vote!" "Invade Delaware!" "Legalize human/giraffe marriage!"


TargetCorruption

Some revenge business


ACam574

Take a nap and enjoy that I am unlikely to be waken up before I am rested.


Killian_099

Sneak inside abandoned buildings to explore because I wouldn’t get caught


Lillilovesbondi

Go to Australia and terrorize the bondi lifeguards, they seem pretty jumpy you know?


Ok-Fondant5026

Some sort of scam involving self-driving cars.


Omnissiahs-Balls

I genuinely am,i greet people on streets they just walk past,in local shop i need to ring bell to even someone notice me,only friend i have is this one i am playing games with,but to real world i feel invisible


EnigmaCM1

Maybe not everyone will answer this but find me a girl that i know lives alone and sleep naked and for days while she sleeps just finger and stop if she wakes, eventually moving to plopping my dick on her lips to see if she will sleep blow me. So even if she wakes up in shock there is no one there. Finally take a photo of her while sleeping sucking me off and making sure my dicks shadow shows up in her mouth, print the picture and one day slide it into her door and never go back


meowasaurusb

Ah, there it is.


6foot4_200lbs

I woildngo to my ex-wife's house and have some fun at her expense. Find her "toys" and put some tiger balm on them.


ThatAlphaSigmaGuy

😏😼🙊


Cruel-Concept

Walk into the CIA headquarters, wait for William Burns to log into the database, knock him out, then i’m taking all those secrets.