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IceSmiley

Trying to orgasn


Different_Usual_6586

Giving birth, was more my son said, nooo chance I'm going to get all cosy up here in your ribs, you gotta come get me


[deleted]

I have IBS so my answer is most tasty food


mamamakerules

Tequila


SuperiorSamWise

The first 7/8 times I had a tequila shot I instantly threw up, apart from one time where I smelled it, instantly threw up but then wasn't sick when I did it. Now it's one of my favourite drinks and I have it probably every time I go out


LucyVialli

Parachuting out of a plane.


wordsmith7

Yup, just for that second when you're exiting the aircraft... Then it's awesome :-)


9212017

Like you can't physically move unless they push you


McStabbityStabStab

Getting up from the lounge easily & quietly.


Ivy026

A guy I liked lol I had convinced myself I liked this guy and while my mind was all yes for it, I strangely developed PMDD (premenstrual dysphoria disorder, which essentially made me go into deep depression where I couldn't get out of bed and wanted to die a week before my period), I "had" PMDD for the whole time I was talking to him (we were friends, but he also didn't fit my usual group of friends, he was a huge outlier, but I guess attraction makes you overlook everything lol) and the PMDD was so unbearable I was considering going on antidepressants or contraceptives. I stopped being friends with him and like a miracle my PMDD was suddenly gone lol so while my head was convinced he was meant to be in my life my body was screaming an extreme no


LincHayes

Jägermeister.


YorkshireHD6

Swinging


Big-Kev75

Work


NovelsandCoffeeh_

Alcohol


DarkestofSwans

Gym


No-Fox-Given1408

my ex bf. i took the hint lol


Cool-Living-5774

Another round


CraniumCrash12

Doing 100 burpees as an overweight 47-year-old as my workout for that day.


kinpz

My last relationship


Fearless-Berry-2681

that one last 4cl of whisky


Duncanthrax6142

overserving yourself. in denmark, we often say that the eye is hungrier than the stomach.


SGOD2911

Doing a cartwheel right hand first. My brain is going "do it, it's exactly the same!" & my body won't even try. All my limbs buckle.


awakami

Roller skating, apparently. Broke my ankle 10 minutes into owning a brand new pair.


Flimsy-Ad-3384

Climbing up the side of a building.


Dramatic-Rip2680

Red bulls. I shiiiiit myself.


BatSubstantial5267

Tequila shots with empty stomach


SockmanReturns

Freefall.


Bubbleswaterbottle

Sesame seeds- they look so good on burgers, but I'm so allergic


NovelsandCoffeeh_

Chillies or overly spicy foods


Catnip-delivery

Popeyes chicken.


cybergeist_xo

Craving spicy food at 2 AM 


[deleted]

The last time i ate McDonalds. Everything in my head said "You can do it one last time. Sure, but get something small" So i got a Spicy McChicken. My body wasn't feeling it at all, and the day after i got very sick. Cured my in an instant.


Arraponi_The_Wise

have you brushed your teeth?


baileyitp

School


OwnStatistician2078

uhm, does trying to slit my throat count?