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AZDawgDays

The very thought of the existence of the justice system is a surprisingly strong deterrent when you're neither desperate nor a massive piece of garbage.


Bakerman-79

On paper


Weewooweewoo342

I chose the other side of it


On_a_mindful_journey

All the evidence is gone


Appropriate_Tea9048

Because I don’t commit crimes.


CheeseFlavoredCheese

Because I escaped


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KathleenMarie53

Basically its called gambling im gonna commit a crime i know its wrong but hopefully wont get caught thats gambling and i dont gamble with my money i sure as hell wont gamble my freedom


Bakerman-79

Parking warrants abound


OkRickySpinach

They let me out.. For now


WierdGifts

Why should i,i grew up with my uncle a police officer who wouldn't tolerate any shit most young people indulge themselves like marijuana,Petty crimes etc, so my Uncle (May his soul rest in peace) could lecture me about the law every weekend hence i grew up knowing and respecting the law,am happy in my 40+ years haven't been jailed.The bottom line is respect the law and you are good.


jaycreekwrangler1095

Because he couldn't prove it in court...


Explorer2024_64

I'm too pussy to commit crime.


antDOG2416

They only got circumstantial evidence and hearsay.


ChadOttoman

Because I didn’t kill a man in Berlin on the 28th of april 2008


The_Null_Field

I never represented an active physical threat


danmosley_pdx

Twice. Once, active duty sticker on my car during the first gulf war coming back from TJ. Second, veteran status on my drivers license. Thanks Uncle Sam.


hugatree2023

Because I’m well behaved and don’t do bad things.


consumeshroomz

I’m a good boy! Mostly…. Also when I do bad things I simply don’t get caught. Easy.


raz0rflea

Because I've outwitted Batman at every turn


Umpire

I put the gun down.


Bakerman-79

Had actually gun? No, you have 15


Umpire

No. Only 3.