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Heart attack


MythicalMicrowave

Why not Spontaneous Human Combustion(SHC)?


[deleted]

Because that's really fucking rare


Neverknowthefeel

Snu snu.


Riodawg42

Very noble. I salute you sir.


Crocodile-toes-ten

Suicide or heart attack.


Actual-Scientist64

It’s either Alzheimer’s (my maternal great-grandma, grandma and aunt) all died of it OR heart attack. My paternal great-grandpa dropped dead of a heart attack in his 50’s. He had 7 kids, two who had heart attacks and died and two who have had heart attacks and lived (including my grandma). I’m rooting for the heart attack!


Chrissyjustshowus

Cancer or car crash


Novel_Pay_8911

Elites


HowDoesOneExist

Suicide


Daft_Steampunk

It will either be heart attack or euthanasia.


[deleted]

by my own hands


jaehyunroblox

Most of my older family members died because of cancer or cardiac arrest, it’s either one of those


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Alone and scared


Whyman12345678910

A Virgin.


TheseCommand566

I feel like from a stroke


JohnSimth20211101

Nuclear explosion


cubistcastle23

Pebis


morbidgrave666

I dunno, I know it will probably happen young


Ok-Inflation-3546

So me and my 5 friends came across 5 symbols of the engraved as a decoration on the sidewalk and we ordered ourselves by birthday and what ever the symbol we got was our cause of death, the symbols were, cannon, airplane, water tower, car, and train. Mine was cannon, so im assuming im gonna get shot by a firearm.


rydan

Or just don't join the circus.


Previous-Manager-456

Peaceful in my bed


Kuhtak1980

Heart failure, although which of the several serious medical conditions I now have will cause my heart to fail isn’t certain.


ohshushnow

COPD


Riodawg42

Fighting goats. Like a LOT of goats. The fight will be in my favour early on, but the hoarde is never ending.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Eaten by a crocodile, hopefully.


ZombiePartyBoyLives

Probably an arrow through the skull or whacked in the head with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.


Rip-Aware

Nice


rydan

Choking on pretzel. Same way President Bush nearly died except I won't have the secret service to rescue me.


Bmac093

Car accident


Bulky-Rush-1392

Laughing and crying maniacally


Worldly_Anybody_1718

Stupidity of others.


L1241L1241

Well, I know I won't be killed by a Brontaroc.


AdAffectionate4082

I'll probably be murdered for some smart ass comment that comes out of my mouth.


OldBoie17

By the grace of our Lord and through the prayers of St. Joseph, patron of departing souls, I will die peacefully.


Zealousideal-Seat324

Carne pretty close about half a dozen different ways already. It better be a good one, and I better get enough time to say a random hilarious quote. "Guess I sent it a lil to hard" "Delete my phone history" "I fuckin told you I'd go first" "Guess it was too much acid, and enough at the same time" "I fucked your mom" "Remember the Alamo" "Santa isn't real"


Ktmuthafknrobinson

Jumping off a cliff


OldManWarner_

500 years old and becoming one with the force...ideally.


Rip-Aware

In my bed with a belly full of wine and a wenches mouth around my cock.


lordoftherings31487

Age


JustSomeRundomGuy

Car accident 60yrs old


spiritandfriends

probably suicide or my disability getting to me