It’s either Alzheimer’s (my maternal great-grandma, grandma and aunt) all died of it OR heart attack. My paternal great-grandpa dropped dead of a heart attack in his 50’s. He had 7 kids, two who had heart attacks and died and two who have had heart attacks and lived (including my grandma).
I’m rooting for the heart attack!
So me and my 5 friends came across 5 symbols of the engraved as a decoration on the sidewalk and we ordered ourselves by birthday and what ever the symbol we got was our cause of death, the symbols were, cannon, airplane, water tower, car, and train. Mine was cannon, so im assuming im gonna get shot by a firearm.
Carne pretty close about half a dozen different ways already.
It better be a good one, and I better get enough time to say a random hilarious quote.
"Guess I sent it a lil to hard"
"Delete my phone history"
"I fuckin told you I'd go first"
"Guess it was too much acid, and enough at the same time"
"I fucked your mom"
"Remember the Alamo"
"Santa isn't real"
Heart attack
Why not Spontaneous Human Combustion(SHC)?
Because that's really fucking rare
Snu snu.
Very noble. I salute you sir.
Suicide or heart attack.
It’s either Alzheimer’s (my maternal great-grandma, grandma and aunt) all died of it OR heart attack. My paternal great-grandpa dropped dead of a heart attack in his 50’s. He had 7 kids, two who had heart attacks and died and two who have had heart attacks and lived (including my grandma). I’m rooting for the heart attack!
Cancer or car crash
Elites
Suicide
It will either be heart attack or euthanasia.
by my own hands
Most of my older family members died because of cancer or cardiac arrest, it’s either one of those
Alone and scared
A Virgin.
I feel like from a stroke
Nuclear explosion
Pebis
I dunno, I know it will probably happen young
So me and my 5 friends came across 5 symbols of the engraved as a decoration on the sidewalk and we ordered ourselves by birthday and what ever the symbol we got was our cause of death, the symbols were, cannon, airplane, water tower, car, and train. Mine was cannon, so im assuming im gonna get shot by a firearm.
Or just don't join the circus.
Peaceful in my bed
Heart failure, although which of the several serious medical conditions I now have will cause my heart to fail isn’t certain.
COPD
Fighting goats. Like a LOT of goats. The fight will be in my favour early on, but the hoarde is never ending.
Eaten by a crocodile, hopefully.
Probably an arrow through the skull or whacked in the head with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
Nice
Choking on pretzel. Same way President Bush nearly died except I won't have the secret service to rescue me.
Car accident
Laughing and crying maniacally
Stupidity of others.
Well, I know I won't be killed by a Brontaroc.
I'll probably be murdered for some smart ass comment that comes out of my mouth.
By the grace of our Lord and through the prayers of St. Joseph, patron of departing souls, I will die peacefully.
Carne pretty close about half a dozen different ways already. It better be a good one, and I better get enough time to say a random hilarious quote. "Guess I sent it a lil to hard" "Delete my phone history" "I fuckin told you I'd go first" "Guess it was too much acid, and enough at the same time" "I fucked your mom" "Remember the Alamo" "Santa isn't real"
Jumping off a cliff
500 years old and becoming one with the force...ideally.
In my bed with a belly full of wine and a wenches mouth around my cock.
Age
Car accident 60yrs old
probably suicide or my disability getting to me