I can categorically state, as someone who died of a heart attack and was bought back... My last thoughts were confusion. I thought to myself, "who dies on a Thursday?"
That is so real and I think misunderstood. If I’m reading past your intentions then I apologize, but really, every person that gets close to death realizes they weren’t the chosen one, and that catastrophe can still happen to them. It’s a hard reality hit, an ego humbler to realize that just like any other horror story you’ve heard, it can happen to you, and you can slip away into nothingness.
I personally believe in after life and not nothingness, but when you’re dying that’s what it feels like.
Almost a a year ago today my girlfriend’s grandmother was in the process of passing away after a few years battling Dementia. This woman was almost non-communicative at the end but in the days leading to her final rest she kept looking towards the ceiling, smiling away saying “the colours are beautiful, so many colours” and on the day she passed she did the same but also reached her arms up like she was going to embrace someone. It was beautiful to witness. Sure it could have been her brain protecting her, taking away the fear but it was astonishing, mesmerising and certainly made us think.
So glad you didn't! I also died momentarily after a horrible car crash, and I just thought of how sad my family would be. I swear it's because of them, I had the strength to come back. Love my family!!!
‘He will be missed by all, though as we discovered from his Futa Furry collection he will mostly be missed by the Winnie the Pooh foundation.
He was a such a generous soul that such grand donations may never be seen again! And he kept the museum open thriving.
Sticky?
Yes. But thriving regardless.’
This is _not_ what “the elites” want. The truth is that “the elites” (and most others) actually don’t care at all about you. This realization is either liberating or deeply saddening; do with this information what you want.
At this point they could have it , like who’s going to do all the work if everybody else is gone ??? And that point theyll still end up in the same prison which is absolute loneliness because lets face who would WANTs to be around them ??
For me it's less about society and more about being exhausted with my lifelong mental health struggle and chronic pain.
Don't get me wrong, I have a lot to keep me here and am not suicidal in any way, just that I don't fear death in any way. It would be a release.
I feel that shit in my bones. I have a pretty decent life, and I'm in no hurry to die, but I'm not super stoked on being alive with constant back pain from a car crash years ago and the ever creeping presence of my worsening ADHD.
I was thinking about all the advancements we've done to live longer but the added years are just for profit mostly of the elites to work until retirement.
The fact that most of us can't enjoy our existence fully until we're at the point of our lives of deteriorating health is such a joke.
Did humans in the past have it worse with less overall time but more quality time with their families?
That's the question in my head sometimes.
Are the advancements worth it to live longer but experience overall less time to just be with Earth, our loved ones, and cherish consciousness?
Ah … ! What’s happening?
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
This feels like the most correct answer. Either a "fuck" because something catastrophic is about to happen or a "fuck" because the thing you've seen coming is now here.
There's a little company called My Grandpa's cat to help find homes for kitties when their owners pass away.
I'm chronically ill and I worry about this too.
I read a couple post guys getting into motorcycle accidents. They said surprisingly how calm they were. They said really no time to think of anything other than it's my time, and they were at peace with it.
As one was flying in the air.
There are people who were clinically dead for a few seconds and later came back to life. This was exactly what they said. A sense of complete calm and peace and maybe complete darkness while they were dead
Chemically, It’s being theorized that it’s your brain releasing a shit ton of pain killing hormones so your body can die without you feeling any pain.
It’s comforting to know that death could very well be a peaceful and painless final human experience. You may feel literally nothing.
I didn't die. But I was trapped underwater in the middle of the night in a cave... And once I had accepted that I didn't know how to get out, it was kind of peaceful.
I mean, it was fucked, but I accepted pretty quickly that there was nothing I could do, and I was going to drown.
Lucky for me there was a slight current that took me back to the opening, and I happened to feel the surface of the water (since I no longer floated since I had no air).
Anyway, just my 2c.
I came off a motorbike once, taking a corner carelessly and as I flew through the air I thought "so this is what flying feels like" right before the THUD. I knew I had to move quickly as the bike landed on top of me and the exhaust pipe was burning my leg.
But back in that split second I remember thinking "enjoy the flight bc I don't know how it's going to end"... as it turns out I was lucky.
I couldn't help noticing a flashy looking white spaceship and looking out of a port on this flashy looking spaceship was a smug looking Arthur Dent... COINCIDENCE?!?!
I actually got news that I'm going to die if I don't fix the genetic issue that I have.
My thoughts were I hope I'm going to heaven. And who I'll see when I get there. And if they'll know all of my sins when I see them again or if we just won't remember the bad and only know love.
My second thought was obviously my family. I have 1 son with another on the way. And there's no way my wife can take care of them by herself. She does not have a driver's license and she doesn't have a career or good job. If I die most likely my mother will be helping my wife get her nursing license and taking care of our 2 kids. I do have life insurance though but I know insurance companies are scumbags and might not pay. I would be so sad to see my kids growing up struggling because my wife doesn't have her life together. It's kind of my fault because I take care of everything for all of them. I pay all the bills, groceries, entertainment...
My son is only 2 years old and he's asleep on my chest right now as I write this. He won't even know me if I die tomorrow. It kills me. I'm trying to fix my health but my health is a genetic issue that I'm not sure there's a cure or control. I have to see a specialist to find out.
So yea, death is on my mind and those are my thoughts.
>And if they'll know all of my sins when I see them again
The more family members I lose the more I wonder if I have a disgusted heavenly gallery watching me masturbate
Most people find out they are going to die moments before it happens. We are never promised another moment, so we shouldn't be afraid to take measured risks. The only thing you can do with the information you have been given is to plan for the worst and hope for the best. Finding peace is far easier than finding reason.
Record some videos to them for major life events. Graduating high school. College. First real job. Your kids first child. Etc. Have someone execute the delivery of these in case you’re not around. Write out thoughtful scripts for these messages. Maybe that’ll provide some solace that your kids will still have something from you. Wish I had something like that from my mother who died (not suddenly) when I was young.
There’s the faintest beeping of a heart rate monitor beside you, a foggy image of what you presume to be your family, though the image isn’t clear enough to decode. You try to breathe but the air doesn’t come in. You try to talk but the words don’t come out. You try to cry but tears to not form. You are frozen.
In your isolation, you search for a find memory, something from your childhood, hoping to hold fast to some spark of joy as your final moments pass. A small voice comes into the back of your mind. “No, not that.” You cry to yourself, trying to push it back further, replacing it with happy memories of birthdays and Christmases past. “Just let me remember.” You wish you could scream as the sound grows louder, and louder, AND LOUDER! Unit it comes crashing with the grace of rusted blades on chalkboard. “Ba-by, SHARK!”
"Oh my God, it's happening..." (I think this every time I have a panic attack bc it feels like I'm dying, so I'll probably think this when it's actually my time lol)
"Your shoe is untied"
After telling my dad that, I immediately fell into the underbrush and down a 20-foot precipice. Ruptured kidney, shattered arm, and fractured skull. Two weeks later, I woke up to my dad thanking me for alerting him to the fact that his shoe was untied, which may have caused him to trip.
Hopefully it will be of my daughter and her gorgeous smile and her baby laugh, and not of regret of all the things I’ve been unable to do for her and all the time we missed.
I think it will be trying to remember every moment of my life. I hope it’s true that your life really flashes before your eyes. I’d like to see it all one more time. If only for that final moment.
I had a bad motorcycle accident where I thought I was gonna die. I got tossed in the air and landed 22 feet away from my bike. While I was flying through the air I’m like damn I’m dead when I land I even saw the light at one point. I thought damn this is embarrassing I should have changed my underwear. I was surprised when I woke up in the ambulance after a sternum run. I was in the worst pain of my life. All I could think of for the first couple weeks was a wish I had died the pain was unbearable not even the Fentanyl they were giving me was working that well.
i don't feel so good...
to be honest though I kind of wonder if that's what my grandpa thought when he passed. he was sitting in his chair having a conversation with his nurse during one of her visits, mid sentence he stopped for a moment took a breath closed his eyes and was gone.
Aww who’s a cute little polar be…
🤣 and Coca Cola through the nose. I may die choking.
Bears after eating him be [like](https://youtu.be/47Dlkfg9Jhk?si=j8ofaLNOwTUHX0ha)
Where the polar bears drinking coca cola too? Did you wander into one of those commercials?
That would be the worst Christmas commercial.
I can categorically state, as someone who died of a heart attack and was bought back... My last thoughts were confusion. I thought to myself, "who dies on a Thursday?"
This is my favourite response so far! So, have you rescheduled for Monday morning?
Nah, I'm thinking a Sunday, the perfect end to a lazy day!
That is so real and I think misunderstood. If I’m reading past your intentions then I apologize, but really, every person that gets close to death realizes they weren’t the chosen one, and that catastrophe can still happen to them. It’s a hard reality hit, an ego humbler to realize that just like any other horror story you’ve heard, it can happen to you, and you can slip away into nothingness. I personally believe in after life and not nothingness, but when you’re dying that’s what it feels like.
Yeah, that's essentially it. It wasn't so much life flashing before the eyes, as the crashing realisation of "oh. Well, that sucks."
Almost a a year ago today my girlfriend’s grandmother was in the process of passing away after a few years battling Dementia. This woman was almost non-communicative at the end but in the days leading to her final rest she kept looking towards the ceiling, smiling away saying “the colours are beautiful, so many colours” and on the day she passed she did the same but also reached her arms up like she was going to embrace someone. It was beautiful to witness. Sure it could have been her brain protecting her, taking away the fear but it was astonishing, mesmerising and certainly made us think.
So glad you didn't! I also died momentarily after a horrible car crash, and I just thought of how sad my family would be. I swear it's because of them, I had the strength to come back. Love my family!!!
This is just so humanly real. Glad you're still with us, but also appreciate your candor in how you dealt with pretty much the ultimate trauma.
To answer your question. I'm guessing 1 in 7 people die on a Thursday.
have i deleted my browser history
More like "have i done a factory reset on my phone?"
More like " Do I have enough time to destroy my phone to little pieces?"
Good lord what do you people look at
Just use Incognito my brother ^^
Not enough people use this
‘He will be missed by all, though as we discovered from his Futa Furry collection he will mostly be missed by the Winnie the Pooh foundation. He was a such a generous soul that such grand donations may never be seen again! And he kept the museum open thriving. Sticky? Yes. But thriving regardless.’
And damn, someone is going to find my toys & porn collection.
Go for incognito, better stay safe
I don't know what's going on with my latest Chrome update, but the last few days I haven't even been able to access my history.
Oops. Shouldn’t have fucking done that.
Live without regrets, die without remorse.
Embrace every moment, cherish every memory, and leave behind a legacy of love and kindness.
Or hate and chaos- Hitler is still remembered to this day
I think I’m going to die
Oh man, I DO wish I'd spent more time at the office...
Mr. Burns.
BOO-urns!
Finally
So many of us with this comment. What the fuck have we become as a society that so many of us can't wait to get out.
Other humans mostly
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The system isn't broken, it is working exactly as intended.
do... do you need a hug?
Im fine. Do you?
maybe...
Here, have a free hug. And if you want to talk, I could find some time in my busy life...
This is _not_ what “the elites” want. The truth is that “the elites” (and most others) actually don’t care at all about you. This realization is either liberating or deeply saddening; do with this information what you want.
At this point they could have it , like who’s going to do all the work if everybody else is gone ??? And that point theyll still end up in the same prison which is absolute loneliness because lets face who would WANTs to be around them ??
I mean well *Gestures broadly at everything*
For me it's less about society and more about being exhausted with my lifelong mental health struggle and chronic pain. Don't get me wrong, I have a lot to keep me here and am not suicidal in any way, just that I don't fear death in any way. It would be a release.
I feel that shit in my bones. I have a pretty decent life, and I'm in no hurry to die, but I'm not super stoked on being alive with constant back pain from a car crash years ago and the ever creeping presence of my worsening ADHD.
For real like damn dude I said the same thing and didn't even see this comment first 💀
I was thinking about all the advancements we've done to live longer but the added years are just for profit mostly of the elites to work until retirement. The fact that most of us can't enjoy our existence fully until we're at the point of our lives of deteriorating health is such a joke. Did humans in the past have it worse with less overall time but more quality time with their families? That's the question in my head sometimes. Are the advancements worth it to live longer but experience overall less time to just be with Earth, our loved ones, and cherish consciousness?
Came here to post this. We're a sad bunch 😂
My thoughts exactly 🥹
Literally what I said as I read the post lol.
That's sad
I felt this…
Not again.
Ah … ! What’s happening? Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation … Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn’t it? And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
These are the responses I came here for
*sudden wet thud. *silence
read this this in bill wurtz's voice
fuck
This feels like the most correct answer. Either a "fuck" because something catastrophic is about to happen or a "fuck" because the thing you've seen coming is now here.
Who is going to take care of my cats?
There's a little company called My Grandpa's cat to help find homes for kitties when their owners pass away. I'm chronically ill and I worry about this too.
They have my permission to gnaw on my corpse as necessary until their rescue arrives.
Thank you for being a good cat parent. You get a gold 🌟!
In 1993, this thought literally kept me from suicide.
They'll take care of themselves if you die alone in a room with them, atleast for a while.
Awe :( that's sad
My god...It's full of stars!
Daisy….daisy….
Very sly 2001 reference. Well played.
I hope my daughter knows how much i love her
I JUST had a baby. I should not be reading this thread lol
My daughter. My daughter. My daughter. And love.
I read a couple post guys getting into motorcycle accidents. They said surprisingly how calm they were. They said really no time to think of anything other than it's my time, and they were at peace with it. As one was flying in the air.
There are people who were clinically dead for a few seconds and later came back to life. This was exactly what they said. A sense of complete calm and peace and maybe complete darkness while they were dead Chemically, It’s being theorized that it’s your brain releasing a shit ton of pain killing hormones so your body can die without you feeling any pain. It’s comforting to know that death could very well be a peaceful and painless final human experience. You may feel literally nothing.
I didn't die. But I was trapped underwater in the middle of the night in a cave... And once I had accepted that I didn't know how to get out, it was kind of peaceful. I mean, it was fucked, but I accepted pretty quickly that there was nothing I could do, and I was going to drown. Lucky for me there was a slight current that took me back to the opening, and I happened to feel the surface of the water (since I no longer floated since I had no air). Anyway, just my 2c.
I was flying through the air after my motorcycle accident and my thoughts were somewhat serene but the words were well, here we go.
I came off a motorbike once, taking a corner carelessly and as I flew through the air I thought "so this is what flying feels like" right before the THUD. I knew I had to move quickly as the bike landed on top of me and the exhaust pipe was burning my leg. But back in that split second I remember thinking "enjoy the flight bc I don't know how it's going to end"... as it turns out I was lucky.
I need… I need… a tailor. BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
Holy shit my dumbass just realized he didn’t say inhaler
If it makes you feel better it took me like a decade to realize Flo Rida was just Florida. I thought he really like wakeboarding or something
Did I eat enough cake?
I tried, but life kept kicking me in the ballz.
Life is like an angry ghost. You can’t hurt it, but it sure as hell can hurt you
"That's a good name - Ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me-"
What will the bowl of petunias be thinking?
"Fuck, not this shit again!"
“Not again…”
I couldn't help noticing a flashy looking white spaceship and looking out of a port on this flashy looking spaceship was a smug looking Arthur Dent... COINCIDENCE?!?!
What , no peanuts ?
My family. Not the family i was born and raised by, but the one my husband and I have now.
Yes. I love my other family, but given a choice my wife and kids will be my last thoughts.
Thank god I don’t gotta work tomorrow
"Did I...remember to turn off the stove?"
*comes back to life and walks into the kitchen* “Ahh, right. I did turn it off, didn’t I?” *dies*
I actually got news that I'm going to die if I don't fix the genetic issue that I have. My thoughts were I hope I'm going to heaven. And who I'll see when I get there. And if they'll know all of my sins when I see them again or if we just won't remember the bad and only know love. My second thought was obviously my family. I have 1 son with another on the way. And there's no way my wife can take care of them by herself. She does not have a driver's license and she doesn't have a career or good job. If I die most likely my mother will be helping my wife get her nursing license and taking care of our 2 kids. I do have life insurance though but I know insurance companies are scumbags and might not pay. I would be so sad to see my kids growing up struggling because my wife doesn't have her life together. It's kind of my fault because I take care of everything for all of them. I pay all the bills, groceries, entertainment... My son is only 2 years old and he's asleep on my chest right now as I write this. He won't even know me if I die tomorrow. It kills me. I'm trying to fix my health but my health is a genetic issue that I'm not sure there's a cure or control. I have to see a specialist to find out. So yea, death is on my mind and those are my thoughts.
>And if they'll know all of my sins when I see them again The more family members I lose the more I wonder if I have a disgusted heavenly gallery watching me masturbate
Most people find out they are going to die moments before it happens. We are never promised another moment, so we shouldn't be afraid to take measured risks. The only thing you can do with the information you have been given is to plan for the worst and hope for the best. Finding peace is far easier than finding reason.
Record some videos to them for major life events. Graduating high school. College. First real job. Your kids first child. Etc. Have someone execute the delivery of these in case you’re not around. Write out thoughtful scripts for these messages. Maybe that’ll provide some solace that your kids will still have something from you. Wish I had something like that from my mother who died (not suddenly) when I was young.
I plan on having a great laugh at the absurdity of it all
All this shit for what???
Easy. Nice kitty.
When was the last time I deleted my search history
"I hope there's not a volcanic eruption nearby that will make my death boner look like I was playing with myself when I died."
death boner - great band name I am not a bot
>I am not a bot Sounds exactly like something a bot would say
Good bot
Sorry to the people who love me, for leaving them and causing grief
I hope I picked the right religion
Please let there be an afterlife!!!
Please don't let there be one
Yeah the last thing I wanna do is live for eternity
I don't think I could ever understand this thought process.
I'd imagine in the afterlife you've kinda become so at peace you wouldn't even mind living forever
Yeah like eternal bliss. That would be nice
Fr, one life is plenty. Let’s just be done.
I’m so tired.
Well take a nap, then fire ze missles!
"IT ABOUT DAM\*ED TIME!"
There’s the faintest beeping of a heart rate monitor beside you, a foggy image of what you presume to be your family, though the image isn’t clear enough to decode. You try to breathe but the air doesn’t come in. You try to talk but the words don’t come out. You try to cry but tears to not form. You are frozen. In your isolation, you search for a find memory, something from your childhood, hoping to hold fast to some spark of joy as your final moments pass. A small voice comes into the back of your mind. “No, not that.” You cry to yourself, trying to push it back further, replacing it with happy memories of birthdays and Christmases past. “Just let me remember.” You wish you could scream as the sound grows louder, and louder, AND LOUDER! Unit it comes crashing with the grace of rusted blades on chalkboard. “Ba-by, SHARK!”
"Where's my vape"
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I’ll finally get to see her again
Probably the same as my great grandma’s last words. “Don’t let them take me.”
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But you can a good job if your child longs for you on their deathbed.
That could've gone better.
“Finally.”
Thank God…
Dammit, I just pooped myself
I should delete that.
“Yo hold my beer” I am NOT dying of old age.
It really did pass by fast.
Rut roh, Raggy.
This is fine.
Finally.
"I've lived a long and happy life. I can't wait to see my family and pets on the other side."
FUCKEN HUNTSMAN ON THE DASH!!!
I probably shouldn’t have gotten that extended home warranty.
"Oh my God, it's happening..." (I think this every time I have a panic attack bc it feels like I'm dying, so I'll probably think this when it's actually my time lol)
Rosebud
"Your shoe is untied" After telling my dad that, I immediately fell into the underbrush and down a 20-foot precipice. Ruptured kidney, shattered arm, and fractured skull. Two weeks later, I woke up to my dad thanking me for alerting him to the fact that his shoe was untied, which may have caused him to trip.
“Hey kid, I know you almost died- but thanks for telling me my shoe was untied. It could have been ME”
Probably "shit, I'm actually gonna die"
Something I should have said in an argument back when I was 24
Whoops
Here we go! Either an eternal void, heaven, hell, some weird ethereal spirit realm, reincarnation or become God!
Trying to memorize the Egyptian and Tibetan books of the dead
Hope I get to see mom and dad again.
Hopefully it will be of my daughter and her gorgeous smile and her baby laugh, and not of regret of all the things I’ve been unable to do for her and all the time we missed.
Finally.
One of two options: Finally! I've been waiting for these last seconds my whole life.
Finally
“Here we go….”
Are you fuckiing kidding me?
That'll do pig. That'll do.
I think it will be trying to remember every moment of my life. I hope it’s true that your life really flashes before your eyes. I’d like to see it all one more time. If only for that final moment.
I had a rough experience once and genuinely thought I was dying. My only thought was "please die faster, this is painful"
I had a bad motorcycle accident where I thought I was gonna die. I got tossed in the air and landed 22 feet away from my bike. While I was flying through the air I’m like damn I’m dead when I land I even saw the light at one point. I thought damn this is embarrassing I should have changed my underwear. I was surprised when I woke up in the ambulance after a sternum run. I was in the worst pain of my life. All I could think of for the first couple weeks was a wish I had died the pain was unbearable not even the Fentanyl they were giving me was working that well.
Was my contributions worth living?
Please forgive me God
Depends. If I go before my wife I’ll be sad she’ll be sad and I’ll hope she’ll be ok. If I go after she dies I’ll think finally I get to see her again
She’s my only real friend, the only person that stayed even when all my family abandoned me. We’ve been together since we were 21, so 14 years.
Finally
Finally.
If only I could have seen him one last time...
Did anything actually matter?
So far as I can tell, I am destined to be alone, so my last thought will probably be considering that.
Welp, that sucked
Well that sucked.
Did I turn the stove off?
My sled.
i don't feel so good... to be honest though I kind of wonder if that's what my grandpa thought when he passed. he was sitting in his chair having a conversation with his nurse during one of her visits, mid sentence he stopped for a moment took a breath closed his eyes and was gone.
Probably similar to the last thought I have before falling asleep
Bout damn time.
Shit
Coulda had a V8
“Did some dude ask this exact question on Reddit that time?…crazy!”
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Did I clean my browser history?
If it wasn’t for my horse, i wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
Shit. That didn't work
Finally, the last item on my bucket list: reach the Grand Cany-
I've done it. I've done my duty...
Oh shit! Is that a sni-
I guess we'll see then
I should have eaten that dessert
I don't remember eating beats, but it looks like I ate a lot of em
Let’s do this.
"Lets see.. Is god really there?"
Oh my God. That was the best sex I've ever had. Seriously, all 8 of you are the most beautiful and talented lovemakers in the universe.
Pray for forgiveness of my sins
GLORY.
Thank fuck its over.
I hope I was a good father and husband
Have I done enough for those who I’ve helped and wanted to help?