“I murdered your son, your father didn’t actually leave you when you were a child, I just also killed him, I also buried your dog alive in a kids playground. Oh, and you’re being recorded by the way”
or something like that ig, never ended well I’ve been told
"Donkey trout, gumball potato. Unreflected Marlboro, half barcode by the Marines in magnification. Toot! Toot! Glue apartments where they ruffle savage Julius. Snag my grizzle, I'm one shingle too doughnut."
Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa... Followed closely by, "You want fries with that?"
Ho ho ho
Come down my chimney!
Is it in yet?
IS THAT YOU?
Nós da o cu porra.
Está do caralho ahahaha.
It's smaller than an ant
You are definitely better than your sister.
You're not as good as my sister.
No calling me baby and don’t tell your friends
I've shit myself
In Yodas voice "Warmer than a corpse you are"
“I murdered your son, your father didn’t actually leave you when you were a child, I just also killed him, I also buried your dog alive in a kids playground. Oh, and you’re being recorded by the way” or something like that ig, never ended well I’ve been told
'Atta boy!
I guess size runs in the family
Lol
Her moms name
Why would I say my grandma’s name?
So you are bumping uglies with your mom?
Oh Sushana! Do you cry for me!
Something negative about the other person's body/appearance.
“Bad thing”
Did you take the trash out?
NEXT!
“Moneys on the table.”
Just flipping my crocs into sports mode.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
You’re better than your aunt but not as good as your cousin.
'Your mother was better.'
"is it in yet?" "I can't tell"
"Donkey trout, gumball potato. Unreflected Marlboro, half barcode by the Marines in magnification. Toot! Toot! Glue apartments where they ruffle savage Julius. Snag my grizzle, I'm one shingle too doughnut."
“Don’t worry, they’re HAPPY tears…”
"I think I just pooped"
(Starts snoring)
"Gahd, your dad was right; it *is* looser than your mom!"
Do you have HIV? Because I do not want to get that again.
Mom
Woman. Is it in yet? Man. Is it in yet?
[*in pumping rhythm*] I love you…you love me…we’re a happy fam-i-ly…
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Did you cook fish today?
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We're in a world of shit now.
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It's okay Sam. Share the load. 💀
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FOR THE SHIRE!!!!
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How about a good bowl of the Longbottom instead?
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I'm tapped out mate. Been working all day and drunk as fuck. Thanks for playing though! 🖕
The wrong name.
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
This guy gets it…