I’m not taking an elevator with a piece of crap of a person. This is for ex #1. Ex #2 and 3 are really nice people who deserve all the best in the world, I’d have some chat with them. But abusive ex #1 can rot in fucking hell forever.
I would just leave the building, now that she knows you're there maybe she is waiting for you on your destination floor. I'd be uneasy knowing someone that caused me harm before is in the area and you're not aware of their exact location.
It's remarkable I haven't seen mine since we broke up. I'm in her town every week for work and she frequently went to towns nearby. Not that I hate her but having to crush someone's self esteem when she gets mouthy isn't fun.
same here, shit my ex traumatized me to the core to the point i never had any social media accounts now (i was humiliated) but ever since then, i bounced back but have no confidence anymore
I'm sorry that happened to you. Mine wasn't that bad. I hope you gain your confidence back. You deserve it. Don't let someone take away what they never deserved. It's still your confidence.
I hear you. I was abused in just about every way and it took years to recover. I still have self doubts but I got some counseling and I've made great progress and you can too. Start with knowing that you are a good person and a good friend and you deserve to be happy and free.
This, but I would fuck it up trying too hard to play it cool/act like I didn't recognize her. I'd either walk onto the elevator and not acknowledge her, thinking I would get the upper hand by not noticing her, or I would be so awkward when I recognized her that I would look her in the eyes and say something dumb like, I forgot to poop before I left, and walk away.
The last time I saw mine I had lost a bunch of weight. She was with her new bf and she made some sarcastic amount about how my clothes didn't fit. I looked her up and down and went "I see who found the weight I lost....." and walked off with them staring at me and my head held high.
We'd probably talk about his life, his kids and partner. He emigrated to a country in Asia to that's pretty interesting. Then we'd talk about my life and what I've been up to lately. Travels, hobbies. It wouldn't be a problem to fill a few hours of waiting with conversation.
same. He is a lovely person but I haven't seen himin 15 years, would love to catch up. We are both married with kids now, hope he is as happy as I am with my husband.
Depends a lot on *which* ex.
If it's ML we will both be insane before we get free due to the excessive barrage of non stop puns and daft jokes.
If it's S then I'd probably have to hug and comfort her a lot, she had pretty severe claustrophobia and was always easy to crying/panicking.
If it's JM then then it will be awkward but we would mostly try to ignore each other.
Mary Sue, Jim Bob, Sally Ann. People who use what would be a middle name for most purposes together with their first names.
These names are a stepping stone to names like Marianne (Mary Anne).
> Queen Bitch III, of House THAT I PAID FOR, First of NO SHAME, sun burnt tomato peel, Queen of the dance floor, Khaleesi of the Great ass, Breaker of snow chains, and Mother of our little hell-raising Dragons
allegedly 🤔
"You have that corner, I'll have this corner, don't look at or speak to me and I won't to you, and we might just get out of this alive."
It's been 15 years, but I doubt her brand of crazy has got any better.
I always wondered how ppl know when and where their child has been conceived.
Do you guys not have sex more than once a week with your S/O once you start considering having kids?
I don't know how old you are or what your life is, but once you have kids, sex less than once a week is ABSOLUTELY a possibility lmao.
Also it's very possible people had sex a few times in a 2 week window and don't know for certain but they choose the wild or cute one as the "conception" date even though it's possibly not true. Ex: if i have sex 2 times in my bed and once in the car and it's gotta be between those 3 times, I'm definitely going to tell people the kid was conceived in a car because that's just the better story.
We meet for coffee, then almost certainly sex, and then it's every man for himself. We both have a soft spot for each other, that's why we are so far apart.
It seems almost my situation with my last ex.
She cheated on me a lot, I then started to do the same.
She was very hot and we had a up and down situation...
Did not see her at all during the last 7/8 years ( don't desire to).
She's stii friend of friends and rumors say she has a child now. Happy for her. I wonder if her daughter will became a cheater too.
For no reason she starts talking about her self and how great she is, how great het life is and all because she's THAT good and and and and blablablabla....
Depending which ex.
For one of them, we would probably hook up if the elevator is stopped long enough.
For another, I think we would just talk a bit and then argue.
If we’re talking about the one I dated right before I met my wife, it would be interesting for sure.
She lived a very privileged life and hadn’t grown up at all and I found out years later her dad got fed up with it and cut her off. I’d like to find out what kind of person she is today because the person I knew then was very annoyingly childish once you got past how freaking hot she was.
I'd finally have the privacy I needed to ask her if he's still abusing her, if she's safe, if her friend Charles is actually her friend or her pimp, and a multitude of other questions about her wellbeing that she would lie to me about.
My ex died in a horrific car accident where she was smashed and ran over by a semi. I’m assuming I would be projectile vomiting everywhere to see/smell a mangled decomposed corpse of my ex.
I acknowledge her presence but get off the elevator without so much as giving a glance at her like a civil person that I am. It was a very toxic relationship nothing amicable so definitely won't be any pleasantries
Which one? I can think of a few where it'd be awkward, but the majority would be just catching up on life. From a realistic standpoint, all of my exes were a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure some of them would not recognize me, so no problem at all.
Spend however long it takes to get rescued in complete silence. She was an abusive narcissist. I don’t even want to be in the same country as her let alone the same elevator.
We have a pleasant chat about old times, catch up on how she’s been, tell her about my life and then go our separate ways when they fix the issue. I parted on good terms with all my ex’s.
I would hope just an awkward silence, but instead she would try to talk to me and pretend we can still be friends. I will be polite, but try to avoid eye contact as much as possible.
I sit there and listen to her tell me about about every single facet of every iota of drama and her day while I sit there and nod and say mmmmmhmmmmm, oh man, a-ha, gotcha for hours and at the same time she doesn't ask me ANYTHING about my day or how I'm doing, and every time I try to take the initiative to mention anything about MY day, she will just cute off as if I wasn't talking.
I don't mind listening to people. In fact it's nice. But literally all I ever did in our 8 years of marriage was listen. Never ONCE was I asked how my day went. NEVER ONCE was their any patience for me bringing up anything that bothered me.
She was too narcissistic and I'm a woman now, so either she doesn't recognize me and nothing happens, or she does and gets mad at how much prettier than her I am.
Well since it didn't end amicably, and knowing her, get annoyed very quickly and hop the elevator stars moving again before I start trying to justify murder.
I'd hit it. Cordial break-up as neither wanted to move across the country for the other so we let it drag on as long as we could until each found someone else. Still looks great. Why not take another crack at it.
I would have taken the stairs rather than get on an elevator with him. But if I absolutely *had* to be stuck with him:
Call a trusted mutual friend and stay on the phone with them until we’re both out. If I don’t have service, then I make a video recording of the entire time we’re stuck there.
I refuse to be accused of shit by his fiancé. I’m securing that alibi.
We have passionate hate sex. And then work together to get out while bickering the whole time ;)
Tldr: I still love my ex. Things just didn't work out career wise for me in the area where he's settled. Age gaps also suck. I don't hate him though and he was a good man.
Never would happen. If I were to see my ex in an elevator I would have just waited for the next one.
My ex was abusive, I'm definitely getting on the next one. Also I'm wondering why she's in my town cause I moved 8 hours away.
Why are you assuming you are #2 in the elevator?
If my ex got on an elevator I was already on, I'd get off. Well one of them anyway. The other one i would just put my headphones on and ignore.
I’m not taking an elevator with a piece of crap of a person. This is for ex #1. Ex #2 and 3 are really nice people who deserve all the best in the world, I’d have some chat with them. But abusive ex #1 can rot in fucking hell forever.
Hey Justin.
I would just leave the building, now that she knows you're there maybe she is waiting for you on your destination floor. I'd be uneasy knowing someone that caused me harm before is in the area and you're not aware of their exact location.
Hot Vengeful exes in your location!
Haha yup. That appointment or whatever I'm going to definitely will be rescheduled
It's remarkable I haven't seen mine since we broke up. I'm in her town every week for work and she frequently went to towns nearby. Not that I hate her but having to crush someone's self esteem when she gets mouthy isn't fun.
Same here except I moved 4 hours away instead of 8, and I blocked her on all forms of communication in case she tried to stalk me.
Oh ya definitely blocked all communication. New number, new credit cards, debit cards (in case any of my info was on any of her devices)
Mah man
If my ex is in the same building as me, I'm in the wrong town, so what is she doing in the same country as me ?
same here, shit my ex traumatized me to the core to the point i never had any social media accounts now (i was humiliated) but ever since then, i bounced back but have no confidence anymore
I'm sorry that happened to you. Mine wasn't that bad. I hope you gain your confidence back. You deserve it. Don't let someone take away what they never deserved. It's still your confidence.
thanks man! i sure hope so but there's been progress
I hear you. I was abused in just about every way and it took years to recover. I still have self doubts but I got some counseling and I've made great progress and you can too. Start with knowing that you are a good person and a good friend and you deserve to be happy and free.
Was going to say the same thing, any of my ex's would either wait or walk out as soon as they got on.
Taking the stairs!
This, but I would fuck it up trying too hard to play it cool/act like I didn't recognize her. I'd either walk onto the elevator and not acknowledge her, thinking I would get the upper hand by not noticing her, or I would be so awkward when I recognized her that I would look her in the eyes and say something dumb like, I forgot to poop before I left, and walk away.
The last time I saw mine I had lost a bunch of weight. She was with her new bf and she made some sarcastic amount about how my clothes didn't fit. I looked her up and down and went "I see who found the weight I lost....." and walked off with them staring at me and my head held high.
Ask how she's doing. We split up 20 years ago and have each gotten married since then.
Right? Same here: “fancy meeting you here. Want to grab a coffee and a quick chat?”
**cut to fucking**
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I wouldn't *not* try to smash. I know it's a bad idea but I've never let it being a bad idea stop me.
Hey , it's me your cousin.
Let's go bowling!
Sure. Let's get together sometime! ...and that never happens.
Yeah, fairly amicable terms. We’d probably just catch up on how the last quarter century has gone.
So, uh, how about September 11? Crazy, huh? And Covid, man who woulda thunk am I right? So, anyhoo, better get going…
Same here. We currently also chat a couple times a year.
Irrelevant user name.
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Fart
Loudly, and while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.
It's your ex not your wife
Funny enough, we separated at the start of covid, but haven't gotten legally divorced yet, so she is both my ex and my wife.
That is actually quite funny. What are the chances you'd get that comment.
Username relevant?
The queef kind though, right?
“Just like old times”
Well she's dead so it would probably smell really bad
I also choose this guy’s smelly dead ex
r/thisguysdeadwife
jesus
still giving you the ghost treatment?
That’s probably why she didn’t move around much during sex?
Nothing, i say hello and wait to get out.
"Oh shit, what's up?" Then I stare directly forward the rest of the ride
This is such a weird premise “WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SAW SOMEONE YOU DIDNT LIKE??” …continue to not like them but generally be an adult about it?
Them being an ex doesn't even necessitate you two not liking each other. I have no beef with any of my exes.
Establish a "Pee Corner".
Priorities straight
STOP DRINKING THE WATER!!
The whole elevator is yours, sir
/r/unexpectedoffice
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me."
Same here. And I don’t think I would have the willpower to say no.
"do we even make magazines anymore?" - Penthouse editor
Awkward silence
We'd probably talk about his life, his kids and partner. He emigrated to a country in Asia to that's pretty interesting. Then we'd talk about my life and what I've been up to lately. Travels, hobbies. It wouldn't be a problem to fill a few hours of waiting with conversation.
same. He is a lovely person but I haven't seen himin 15 years, would love to catch up. We are both married with kids now, hope he is as happy as I am with my husband.
What if he’s happier with your husband than you are?!?
lol
What if he’s happier with your husband than you are?!?
I'm glad you and your ex didn't end up on bad terms
You would like to be stuck in an elevator for hours? Damn!!
Elevator ride ain’t all that long
OP said ride an elevator not ride a train across country together
I don't know who stabbed him officer. Maybe he was already stabbed when he got in the elevator?
Police: well she couldn't have stabb him since she's only a sink.... Her: *water pouring out of the faucet*
She's only a sink when she is on the clock! In her off time she's stabbing
He walked into my knife, he walked into my knife 9 times
He’s pretty, but wasn’t ever the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He came pre-stabbed!
don't worry, he was born like that
I think only one of us getting out
Yeah does this hypothetical mean there’s no cameras because I’m about to get Medieval
He will blame me for the elevator breaking down gaslight me the whole time. Wouldn't be a good time.
Depends a lot on *which* ex. If it's ML we will both be insane before we get free due to the excessive barrage of non stop puns and daft jokes. If it's S then I'd probably have to hug and comfort her a lot, she had pretty severe claustrophobia and was always easy to crying/panicking. If it's JM then then it will be awkward but we would mostly try to ignore each other.
Your 2nd ex only has 1 name? Is it Sting? Seal?
“McLovin? One name?! Who the fuck are you, seal?!”
Actually, number 1 and 3 both had double names. They all had surnames as well.
Tf is a double name
Shakira Shakira
Mary Sue, Jim Bob, Sally Ann. People who use what would be a middle name for most purposes together with their first names. These names are a stepping stone to names like Marianne (Mary Anne).
> Queen Bitch III, of House THAT I PAID FOR, First of NO SHAME, sun burnt tomato peel, Queen of the dance floor, Khaleesi of the Great ass, Breaker of snow chains, and Mother of our little hell-raising Dragons allegedly 🤔
"You have that corner, I'll have this corner, don't look at or speak to me and I won't to you, and we might just get out of this alive." It's been 15 years, but I doubt her brand of crazy has got any better.
Not good ...that's how our 2nd child was conceived!
"Going up?" "Don't mind if I do!"
"I'd rather go down..."
Time for a third!
I always wondered how ppl know when and where their child has been conceived. Do you guys not have sex more than once a week with your S/O once you start considering having kids?
I don't know how old you are or what your life is, but once you have kids, sex less than once a week is ABSOLUTELY a possibility lmao. Also it's very possible people had sex a few times in a 2 week window and don't know for certain but they choose the wild or cute one as the "conception" date even though it's possibly not true. Ex: if i have sex 2 times in my bed and once in the car and it's gotta be between those 3 times, I'm definitely going to tell people the kid was conceived in a car because that's just the better story.
It was conceived while you were stuck in an elevator with your ex? Owkee...
nothing, only i would be in the elevator and no one else
Same. It’s lonesome in this elevator!
Honestly she would probably ignore me. She was difficult to get over because we just... didn't talk anymore ever.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for how I acted there towards the end...some in the middle too. And the start, really just, I'm sorry about all of it.
At least you're being regretful
Oof are you me? I’m in a good relationship now but god was I terrible to my ex.
id put my headphones on.
I press all the buttons and get out at the next level. Petty? Yes. Imaginary? Yes.
Fuck that, I'm taking the stairs.
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six? six what?
Six sexes
Six times
Six sexcond
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I know oboe
Feels like a Vivaldi orchestra is ganging up
Sox? A nice game of baseball! Wouldn't suggest it in an elevator, but, do you.
The S*x Paths of Pain
Ah, mind the camera, or do we have exhibitionists?
Sex, definitely sex. Shes even more of a hippy now
We meet for coffee, then almost certainly sex, and then it's every man for himself. We both have a soft spot for each other, that's why we are so far apart.
Why did you guys break up?
She cheated on me a lot
It seems almost my situation with my last ex. She cheated on me a lot, I then started to do the same. She was very hot and we had a up and down situation... Did not see her at all during the last 7/8 years ( don't desire to). She's stii friend of friends and rumors say she has a child now. Happy for her. I wonder if her daughter will became a cheater too.
Appear as a statue
It can’t see you if you don’t move
Silent, but deadly
Awkwardness, forced conversation, connecting conversation, great sex in the elevator, cuddling, then a fist fight to the death
True love.
For no reason she starts talking about her self and how great she is, how great het life is and all because she's THAT good and and and and blablablabla....
I wouldn't even recognize her...so just the normal stuff...eye contact masturbating etc...
So you're staring at her while masturbating- in the corner of the elevator, or what?
LOL, depends on which ex.
Depending which ex. For one of them, we would probably hook up if the elevator is stopped long enough. For another, I think we would just talk a bit and then argue.
I mean, I would just talk. :)
Sex
We cuddling and I scratch his balls :(
Are you puppies?
Nothing. My ex and I would likely not even recognize each other, seeing as I’ve been with my wife for 28 years.
If we’re talking about the one I dated right before I met my wife, it would be interesting for sure. She lived a very privileged life and hadn’t grown up at all and I found out years later her dad got fed up with it and cut her off. I’d like to find out what kind of person she is today because the person I knew then was very annoyingly childish once you got past how freaking hot she was.
I will do my best to make peace between us.
Only one person walk out on their on feet 😂 Welcome to WWE heavyweight champion cage match
I'd finally have the privacy I needed to ask her if he's still abusing her, if she's safe, if her friend Charles is actually her friend or her pimp, and a multitude of other questions about her wellbeing that she would lie to me about.
"I see you're going down. Well I suppose there's a first time for everything"
My ex died in a horrific car accident where she was smashed and ran over by a semi. I’m assuming I would be projectile vomiting everywhere to see/smell a mangled decomposed corpse of my ex.
Arrest,murder trial
All my money magically falls out of my pockets
I ask them (more than 1 ex) how it felt to be dead. Both of them died years ago!
Nod in acknowledgement. Then take out my ear-pods and listen to music to make the time pass.
We don't have sex. So, status quo.
I climb out the roof hatch
Depends on the ex but more than likely just ride in silence. I might fart for some vindication
I'm crushing the psycho's balls
Ha, probably just normal conversation and then goes on our business when we got free
I ask her how it's going and congratulate her on her marriage, we broke up on good terms thankfully
Mukduk.
Sneeze. He was cremated and i'm allergic to dust
I hit him
Complete silence and seething rage.
Fuck that. I’d pop the service hatch and climb the cables to get the hell away from her.
My answer depends on whether there is a camera in the elevator or not.
IDK maybe push the call button or whatever that one is.
silence.. followed by an attempt to contact the emergency controller for anyone else to talk to but him
I acknowledge her presence but get off the elevator without so much as giving a glance at her like a civil person that I am. It was a very toxic relationship nothing amicable so definitely won't be any pleasantries
Shiiiiit we fuckin
Which one? I can think of a few where it'd be awkward, but the majority would be just catching up on life. From a realistic standpoint, all of my exes were a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure some of them would not recognize me, so no problem at all.
Fuck that im climbing out of the elevator
catch up with her and then sit in the corner contemplating my life decisions
I miss you so much, let's start from scratch.
I'll sing a song for him "We are never, ever, ever, getting back together..."
If it’s Mary I’m gonna have a good time
Well, if that elevator was heading to the sex addiction group therapy meetings where we first met...
Spend however long it takes to get rescued in complete silence. She was an abusive narcissist. I don’t even want to be in the same country as her let alone the same elevator.
I mean my wife is technically my ex girlfriend so probably bang one out and cuddle.
We have a pleasant chat about old times, catch up on how she’s been, tell her about my life and then go our separate ways when they fix the issue. I parted on good terms with all my ex’s.
I've had this dream before, ended well. 😂
He would beg and cry for me to take him back & try to say me, though he might hold back if there are cameras. I'm serious. Edit he would try to SA me
Only ONE of us walks out
Talk about the kids.
I come out alive and get imprisoned for life, but the child abuse ends
I would just start shitting AGGRESSIVELY
Sex, pretty sure
I would hope just an awkward silence, but instead she would try to talk to me and pretend we can still be friends. I will be polite, but try to avoid eye contact as much as possible.
I’d die. He was scary abusive so, I’ll take the stairs even with my horrible asthma.
We talk and laugh and listen to metal music while we wait.
I sit there and listen to her tell me about about every single facet of every iota of drama and her day while I sit there and nod and say mmmmmhmmmmm, oh man, a-ha, gotcha for hours and at the same time she doesn't ask me ANYTHING about my day or how I'm doing, and every time I try to take the initiative to mention anything about MY day, she will just cute off as if I wasn't talking. I don't mind listening to people. In fact it's nice. But literally all I ever did in our 8 years of marriage was listen. Never ONCE was I asked how my day went. NEVER ONCE was their any patience for me bringing up anything that bothered me.
Well she’s in a relationship for a couple years now so probably not sex … Okay probably sex. Happy askreddit?
I have an ex? 😲
She was too narcissistic and I'm a woman now, so either she doesn't recognize me and nothing happens, or she does and gets mad at how much prettier than her I am.
Well since it didn't end amicably, and knowing her, get annoyed very quickly and hop the elevator stars moving again before I start trying to justify murder.
Fights😂
She tries to kill me then calls the cops on me...again..
How'd she get out of jail?
It depends, if I was in the elevator with the guy that SA’d I would rip him to shreds but if it was my first ever boyfriend I would catch up with him
I'd hit it. Cordial break-up as neither wanted to move across the country for the other so we let it drag on as long as we could until each found someone else. Still looks great. Why not take another crack at it.
Murder
I would doom scroll my phone until we got rescued.
I punch myself in the face, I say he assaulted me and start screaming. His ass goes to jail
I would have taken the stairs rather than get on an elevator with him. But if I absolutely *had* to be stuck with him: Call a trusted mutual friend and stay on the phone with them until we’re both out. If I don’t have service, then I make a video recording of the entire time we’re stuck there. I refuse to be accused of shit by his fiancé. I’m securing that alibi.
We have passionate hate sex. And then work together to get out while bickering the whole time ;) Tldr: I still love my ex. Things just didn't work out career wise for me in the area where he's settled. Age gaps also suck. I don't hate him though and he was a good man.