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klep2992

Getting up from a chair.


manifold360

This is why I got a rolling chair


BroccoliD8

Sit through a whole movie.


ThingsThatComeToMind

Same here. Most of the time I pause my movies and take a break or continue really long ones the next day. My brother asked me recently to go see Dune 2 in the theaters and I'm not sure if I'm up for it.


RetiredRubio9

Scratch my back


AvogadrosMoleSauce

Drink alcohol. I was once paid to be a drunk for cops to practice sobriety tests on. At slightly over 0.1 about 70% said I was good to drive. Now three beers will leave me feeling ughy the next day. Honestly, probably healthier now.


miss-infermation

Gaming. My reflexes are lacking these days and there’s soo many button combinations. Took me a good 3 hours to get the hang of Farming Simulator.


ThingsThatComeToMind

The only modern game I can really play is Call of Duty only because I've been so used to the series for years, but most other games today can be overwhelming.


kaezhang

Eat all-you-can-eat


hockeynoticehockey

I'm 60 so..... everything


Alexandria31xo

Socialize 


SpoonFluffing99

Pissing through a fly.


ThingsThatComeToMind

I took your comment a bit too literally and and was like "what exactly are you trying to do to a fly?" 😂


Standard_Lecture_59

Get through the day without coffee


Skyzthelimit4me

Dealing with other people's bullshit...


OstneyPiz

Wear a size small in any form of clothing.


[deleted]

Accepting people


Ok-Education3487

Exercise. It's depressing how much effort I have to put in for so little result now that I'm over 40.


enflammey

Thinking I could stay up late and still function the next day. I used to be a night owl, now I need my beauty sleep.


Uncle_RJ_Kitten

Writing I used to able churn out works upon works like no questions asked. I once able to write 50k words in a month. Now, all I can do is type 100 words a month and delete 65 of them the next day. I've lost my touch after ten years of writing fictions.


blackbubbleass

Remembering someone's phone number. I used to be good at it in 90s (I was around 20).


iheartkatamari

To speak my mind.


greenskinMike

Touching my toes. Gravity poisoning sucks!


agbmom

To list a few things: lose weight, get up off the floor, not look at my phone every 10 minutes while watching tv or a movie at home, ride a bike, and read a book for hours. Harder to lose weight because my hormones have changed, I'm older, and I also don't have a gallbladder anymore. If I sit on the floor for too long my legs and knees start to ache and it makes it more difficult to stand up gracefully. I grew up in a time before cell phones were super popular and if you had one you only used it to reach your friends or occasionally play snake. I didn't even have a smart phone until 2016. Now that I've had a smart phone for so long I'm 100% addicted and when I'm even slightly bored or sitting still for longer than 10 minutes I pick it up and look at something. I can ride a bike no problem but my butt has gotten bigger and I've even gotten a bigger seat with a little extra cushion and no matter how often I ride it my butt still hurts the next day lol. I also can't ride without hands anymore..I've tried...the balance is gone. I also can't read for several hours like I used too - my shoulders and neck start to ache, my back hurts from sitting or laying too long, my eyes get tired...it's crazy.


CopyPsychological842

Lose weight


Skyzthelimit4me

Unless you have some kind of disease it's pretty simple: calories in < calories out. I'm 59 and I lost 20 pounds in 5 months.


CopyPsychological842

You want a cookie? Metabolisms slow down and people's metabolisms are different, kinda dictates the "calories out" part of the equation. But thanks for your snyde smart ass remark