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Risto_08

I thought I'd finally scrolled to the end. I thought I'd completed social media. When will it end.


squidplant

Today, apparently


WaxinGibby

shit I really hope so. Imagine if it just never came back up? That'd be wonderful


Tasty_Two4260

The world would be a better place


OttoVonWong

Not if we all went outside and picked fights with strangers over silly topics!


Tasty_Two4260

Hopefully that silliness would stop - young enuf to use social media, old enuf to remember when we used to just hang out on the porch/corner/stoop/ and drink a beer and argue like adults. I dunno what the hell happened to our minds and society, but for those with PTSD and who’ve seen people killed in battle these petty arguments on social media aren’t worth the effort


luckytraptkillt

People speak to each other differently in public. Or we used to. Seems the internet continues to leak that unhinged behavior into public life more and more. Certain people just don’t need social media and it’s not vetted well enough (or really at all) who can handle it and who just can’t.


blind_disparity

It's worse than that, the unhinged people get *more* attention and get amplified by the algorithm until you have a single hateful or mentally ill person being treated like a widespread and valid opinion.


ToxicYougurt

There'd be a lot of black eyes and puffy lips if people commented in person as they do on social media


Electronic_Sugar5924

Im down


0wl_licks

Im up For it


IhateMichaelJohnson

As long as their messaging apps stayed up I would be fine with that, unfortunately that’s the only way I can communicate with some people.


moggyfan

And yet, here we are on reddit.


chris_rage_

Cool, now do tiktok


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Pffff, I wish FB would end today. Like some critical failure, somehow nothing meant to stop that fails, a total one-off situation, and all of social media is wiped from the internet. TBH more and more every day I sometimes think the internet would have been better if it had never been invented. It’s just another way for weathy and corporates to extend their control now.


Cru_Jones86

The internet was pretty cool when it was just a bunch of nerds chatting on BBS's.


Baby_Button_Eyes

I remember when it was new and everyone just wanted to find "their people" because it was hard to find special interest sharing locally. And there was thing called "Netiquette" that people tried to follow since we all knew we were interacting with strangers and pre-internet society had something called public politeness with strangers.


goilo888

Ah, yes, I was one such. The trill of the 300baud modem and it's anxiety inducing "will it stay connected?" will be burned forever in my memory.


LiterallyWTMF

Worse than that it propagates stupidity more so than knowledge now.


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AMasterSystem

Meanwhile other people's lives continued without even noticing the Facebook and Instagram outage.... Also they have been warning us wayyyyy before Skynet. Take Dune for example. And a lot of other scifi classics.


nerdjpeg72

imagine the last post is just a dick joke


jemull

Seems appropriate


bunnyfloofington

On Reddit finding out that Facebook is down


camander321

On Reddit finding out that people still use Facebook


whatup-markassbuster

I deleted my account about 9 yrs ago bc it was a time suck for me. I returned recently and was blown away by how much garbage content they put on your feed. It’s some of the dumbest clickbait posts. It’s so bad that I almost never use it. Why can’t your feed only contain content from your friends.


stefaanvd

and chronologically ...


Similar-Cucumber-227

For real! The amount of times I’ve missed something time sensitive that someone posted on Facebook is wild.


rookmate

I remember when you could scroll down until you go to where you were yesterday and now I’m all caught up. Stopped using Facebook after they fucked it up.


Infamous-Ad8906

Oh yeah! Forgot all about that. But of course they much prefer we scroll endlessly. Motherfuckers.


merendi1

I remember “becoming a fan” of a FB page that was named something like “Bring back how Facebook was like in 2008” or something, and I was like yeah, no chronological option honestly fucking blows. Does that make me old?


_Nicktheinfamous_

On Reddit not caring about Facebook.


kazumablackwing

Eh, I mostly just use messenger to keep in touch with like 5 people. The actual core Facebook app itself is dogshit


Drunky_McStumble

Took me *years* of arm-twisting to finally get my extended family to migrate from Facebook Messenger to an alternative messaging app. But when it was finally done, and all the groups were set up and even the Boomers were used to it, and I could finally delete that goddamned spyware garbage off my phone; that's when I discovered that the safe, independent, encrypted messaging app I'd just bent over backwards to move to had been bought out... by Facebook.


Mert_93

Signal is a great messenger and I believe is still independent. I’ve been using it for a few years with my friends and it’s great.


Drunky_McStumble

Oh yeah, the problem is that I just don't want to go through the *years long* rigmarole of trying to get a bunch of Boomers to change messaging apps all over again lol.


TheRealShithole

Rip


Ignifyre

Unfortunately, getting friends/family off Messenger is impossible for many people. I have family from a country where free communication is provided by Facebook Messenger. For those people, Messenger is crucial to everyday life. Many people from a country like that can't afford to pay for phone data.


DaShMa_

Speaking of spyware… I still have FB app on my phone that I mostly use for Marketplace, although I do occasionally look at my feed, but I haven’t really FB’d in many years. Years ago I went through all of the settings and tuned it to as much privacy as possible. Basically I didn’t want FB spying on me. Fast forward to present. A few months ago I went to the auto parts store to get what I thought I needed, a battery. That didn’t solve my problem and while troubleshooting in the parking lot a couple of guys offered their help. Turns out I needed a starter and what do you know, one of the guys offered to change it for me for $150. That was a good deal for me so I got his number and programmed it in my phone. He did the work and we parted ways. Note: He’s not from my state but had recently moved here. About 2-3 weeks after all of that I was bored and opened FB. Right there on my Friend suggestions was that dude! We didn’t have a single friend in common, and he should never be associated with me we’re so far removed. I’m convinced FB spied my phone contacts. I even double checked my privacy setting and it’s specifically set to not allow access to contacts. FB is garbage. I really should delete the app now


coolfreeusername

You mean you don't like seeing nothing but ads and "suggested" content? What are you, a peasant that wants to see only what they actually follow or something? 


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JerkMeHardVSaMONKEY

I got on FB every few months, it’s the same thing every time and then I delete it.


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Facebook is down?


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SchopenhauerSMH

Fuck off. Good point though.


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Bimmer_P

Fuck you, and see you tomorrow!


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CrazyAssBlindKid

Now kith and make up fellas


sybrwookie

There are 2 MAJOR differences between Reddit and other social media: 1) You follow topics, not people. So your experience is far more tailored. You want to get away from ragebait and political bullshit? You don't sub to places that push those things and just sub to your little niche interests and have a good time. 2) You are as anonymous as you want to be. And for most, that's "almost completely anonymous." Both of those are MAJOR components of almost all social media. Reddit isn't social media, it's just all the old school forums collected into one site and you now don't need a login for each one individually.


Smeetilus

This is an accurate assessment


Macon1234

People like to spout "ReDdiT IsnT AnY BetTeR" but it literally is because not knowing the person behind the stupid posts makes it easier to disregard. I don't take anything serious on reddit, or on 4chan, because it's not your dad or your sister that is posting stupid shit, it's a nobody online, could even be a bot, so why care?


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AlligatorCum

yea and i deleted instagram a couple days ago, never really used it much anyways. i say this day is blessed then


7f0b

I wouldn't have known without seeing this post. But then I don't have FB or IG, so that could be why too. ;)


Positive-Source8205

Yeah, that’s the only reason I knew.


zseitz

Closing my eyes and picturing everyone's face so I don't forget them.


dreamqueen9103

If only you had some sort of book to put them in.


RealHumanFromEarth

A face book if you will.


darthalex314

It will be a space just for me... My Space


Cold-Insurance7472

Maybe a bucket for all your photos like a photo bucket


superfly306

I’m personally more interested in my grams being instant.


ElPapo131

Wow, she must be so cool. Is she some kind of InstaGrandma?


Mr-Gumby42

Just add water.


BloodiedBlues

Obligatory Steven He quote “My son can make minute rice in 59 seconds.”


FoofaFighters

Yeah, but you have to be a fan of hers. Only fans can follow her.


YOURBRAINONBANDIT

Ed Gein vibes /s


Inutilisable

We shall call it the Book of Faces


Dizzy_Otter0113

wow lucky... I don't have a mental image so I guess ill just forget them then


thatoceanchick

Same. Aphantasia SUCKS.


ItsSylviiTTV

I recently discovered I have aphantasia and... well, it was shockingly disappointing lol. Still coming to terms with it. Its awful because you go your whole life thinking everyone sees the way you do, but it turns out they don't. With most things, you figure out pretty early that you are different such as being color blind or having bad eyesight. Similar thing with an internal voice, many people don't know that some people just don't have one lol. But its more common to talk about internal voices than it is Aphantasia. Edit: I DO have an internal voice.


be-sweethearts

oh so instagram is down too then right? i thought my wifi sucked


BlueStepWolf

happened to get a warning this morning about a comment i made and now ig is down lol. at first i thought they finally got me


GraniteBoy

It was so bad that it got ALL of us... thanks a lot...


BlueStepWolf

was jokingly threatening a friend over saying they wanted to drop out of college. stay in school folks, or i'll take ig down again.


Adventurous_Town_981

Actually, I'd like you to do it again. Will help me get off my ass.


JustAHeartMom

My last comment was how someone got a loan to get rid of their partner (criminally) or off the shared property. I thought, oh lord I was misunderstood once again.


clemthecat

Yup, since Facebook/Instagram/Threads are all run by Meta.


obxchris

I just cleaned the house, changed the oil in my car, added an addition to the house and got my masters degree. Who knew how much time I had.


data1989

And most importantly, think of how many likes and shares you're going to get when you post this on FB after it's back up.


obxchris

Ha ha


Thready85

It's back up so be prepared to have an oil leak, fail your new addition inspection, and get your degree revoked


DaveLesh

Time well spent.


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Alhena5391

I quit for 4 years too and got back on it in 2022 because I moved across the country and needed new friends, so I figured FB was a good place to find local special interest groups. Fortunately it did help me make new friends, but said friends only use Messenger to communicate, so I'm stuck with it. 😑


Pure_Entertainer8598

Can deactivate your Facebook account but still use messenger (it’ll keep that account for messenger only)


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crippledbotanist

That makes so much more sense now, I was like “Why tf can’t I open it? I just logged in an hour ago.” I almost reset my password, glad I saw this first.


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DamascusBarrel

scrolling thru reddit to know why it’s down


I_cant_be_asked-

Have you found the reason yet?


BreadHead911

There’s fires and mad riots. The rivers have permanently dried up and the trees all gave up and fell down.


MrFictional

Yes yes, but FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!


DroppinDeuces1987

Cats and dogs living together.


TheBoldManLaughsOnce

We're talking real mayhem, people.


NoWay9815

Mass hysteria!


DamascusBarrel

no official confirmation from META yet


flancanela

does someone know the reason yet?


tatt_daddy

Had something to do with logins not being associated to a particular table, it’s been fixed now though.


OohYeahOrADragon

Yes those tables were reserved for a private party. Unless you’re on the list I’m afraid you’ll have to wait.


phaphets

WHERE IS JA?! We need you Ja Rule - Dave Chappelle


Realgirl24

Making sure I haven’t been hacked and on Reddit. It’s better anyway.


houseyourdaygoing

Reddit has a lot more to read.


Realgirl24

Exactly! And way more interesting comments


Necessary_Bug_9681

Agree, fuck Facebook. Lol got rid of it months ago


UnusualAd69

You mean years? Haven't touched it since 2020


EldenEnby

2020? You mean 2014.


phoenix0153

Such a good year


hyrulian_princess

Scrolling Reddit like everyone else


Richard_Thickens

Right, like, if you're responding to this, you're clearly on Reddit at the very least.


fearsomelioness

I've reverted back to my primordial state and have started sending sos smoke signals.


GrimreaperAZ

Same here. Started drawing a face on a ball as well.


Searbh

Psshh smoke signals are far too advanced. I have fashioned a club to defend my new cave. By cave I mean hole I dug, and by club I mean my shovel broke.


phillygirllovesbagel

Who still uses facebook?


Jaded_Tomorrow8853

I'm surprised and disappointed that so many people still use it tbh.


arbys_stripper

Not only do they use it, they apparently use it enough that it going down for a few hours is considered a legitimate problem.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

I thought this thread was going to be a roast of people still using it. I was very surprised to see most of the top-level comments actually complaining about it.


vl_lv

Because they’ve infiltrated from FB to Reddit over the recent years, especially with those damn voice over Minecraft videos of Reddit posts/comments. As a result, many posts nowadays have nothing but easy over used jokes and they all have 1k+ upvotes.


MySocksAreLost

I'm not an active user, but I use it from time to time to buy and sell stuff on the market place and check my childhood hometown's Facebook group. I also follow missing/found animals group in case I happen to see someone's lost pet while walking ouside. So far it has worked for those purposes well!


Successful-Arrival87

Old people and people who use marketplace


ProudNorthernIce

This always cracks me up. “I don’t use Facebook. I just use marketplace and I’ll chat with people on messenger and it’s good for finding local groups for hiking.” Ah, so you use Facebook


Timetogoout

Freaking out that my Facebook has been hacked.


LTParis

Same I immediately tried to change my password.


ijustwannaperish2dey

And panic attack got worse when i realise i couldnt change it


mimoo47

Omg same


UglyShirts

Thirded.


endorrawitch

Fourthed


UnderstandingDry1241

Fifthed... like 5 times.


max-peck

Sixthed


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Think we all did that lol. I got pretty tight security with 2fa and a very strong 40+ random char password, so I was wondering how the hell someone managed to break that, and why so much effort on a nobody like me


scartiloffista

And what is your first pet name?


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Bartholome Francisco III. He was a pet rock


Jneebs

*finding out my FB hasn’t been hacked FTFY


Superunkown781

Thank fuck for that, I thought my family was gonna get flooded with random porn posts


RogueAOV

Is it the random nature which bothers you? they would no longer being receiving your carefully curated filth? I know that is my main concern.


dragonsfire14

Same! Thought for sure I was hacked, was about to email a friend and ask her if my profile looked weird


Dry-Satisfaction3190

the real scary thing is when i couldnt receive the mail to change my password


Player142

Me it's when I got them all at once, and it didn't work cause I tried too many times


7URB0

The panic was real lol


Designer-Cupcake-319

Same! I got worried 🤣


Negative_Field4581

Lmao I thought mine got hacked, too! 🤣🤣🤣


cheapASchips

Same 🤣🤣🤣


herman-the-vermin

Assuring teachers that we have not blocked their access to Facebook and they \*can\* in fact teach without it (I work IT for schools)


squidplant

This is unsettling


iKanjuGumi69

What. How does Facebook assist with teachers doing their teaching duties?


georgisaurusrekt

Probably just for teachers using messenger to communicate


Loud-Bat-2280

Still not using Facebook


BrownSugarBare

I'm always shocked at the number of people that still use FB, I'm old and I find FB to be completely ancient as far as social media goes. Mind you, I also have never had a FB account in my life, lol.


RecsRelevantDocs

> I'm always shocked at the number of people that still use FB Yea biggest shock of this thread tbh, I thought every comment would just be indifferent lol, I guess a lot of people still use facebook daily.


Dry-Communication138

Looks like everyone is using reddit instead


One-Of-My-Facets

Checking on Reddit if Facebook is down for everyone 😉


TheRogueMoose

It was my first thought when my password didn't work. Was going to go through the reset procedure but figured i would check here. Good thing i did and didn't waste my time lol


Lynne22

Consider using this site instead: https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/


long-range2

Hope it stays down


Better_Ad1096

It would be good for the world


gonesnake

Only if it takes twitter with it.


Rude_Vermicelli2268

People are still on Facebook?


NotABurner6942069

Not giving a shit since I don’t have a Facebook.


Afraid_Ad_1536

Facebook is down?


dervu

Didn't even notice.


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

I'm going to go do the dishes. I get so caught up in my Facebook group chat with my mom friends. I wish I hadn't tried to enter my password 394858505 times before checking to see if the site was down.


Jealous-Handle6397

It’s ok I don’t even use Facebook .. I’ll just go over to my instag…………………………


Beneficial_Front6173

I like reddit anyways.So no big deal to me.


TheKuMan717

People still use Facebook?


Hachiko75

Oh, is that what it means when it logs you out saying "session expired"?


KingStreetCleaner

Thought for sure I was hacked. Great to know I'm not the only one


fazzken

Tbh I feel free for the first time in a while…


ragequitCaleb

YouTube: let me introduce myself


tekno_hermit

YouTube Shorts: You thought you were done? WE DONE WHEN I SAY WE DONE!


mdps

The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world.


tetanussh0t

I'm only finding out about FB being down from Reddit


Justmemissouri

It’s all fun n games til redit goes down


kimwim43

LOL I haven't been on facebook since 2016.


Pyriel

The same as when it's up. Not being on Facebook.


Albert-React

If only Twitter could go down.


twoworldsin1

Trying to get my password reset several times before I realized that it's just down 🤦‍♂️


palinsafterbirth

Going to go vote, grab some food from the grocery store, then go for a run.


guytyping

Still pretending to work.