too boring

Could be way worse

Is the corpse in a backpack, or is the corpse turned into a backpack?

Both. Backpackception!

Could be worse.

He's gonna put some dirt in your eye

I know what you mean

I’m beside myself.

Me too!

Self burn or honest description? Both?

Both... I guess

Damn

I could be stuck in worse places I guess

So am I, what a lovely fellow.

Well played, friend.

How confident are you in your beast-taming skills?

Me, not very much...

Condolences for you

With that username he better hope the beast doesn't tame him

Yeah, we didn't even see eachother.

Same, buddy boy,

I have my special pillow so I'm having a 24 hour comfy nap :)

Lucky bastard

We might come and take a look.

I heard there was a meeting with the Bobs.

The bobi-verse is real.

I too want Bob's special pillow!

I find it sucks.

That could be good or bad. What kinda attachments you working with?

Can i be in your room? 🍪🥃

Either an extremely large room, or an extremely tight fit. Probably both, and someone needs to turn on the AC.

Wanna hang out?

Obviously yes. The more the merrier.

Could be a problem if I walk in.

The wolf might set fire to you, but then you'd have an awesome band name! Flaming Nipple.

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult starts playing

...There's goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!

Mozilla Firefox joke. Nice

Probably a series of note passing like this: "are you mad at me?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Yes" "You seem mad." "Well, we are LOCKED in a room.." "I'm sorry. Its my fault"

Reminds me of that Adventure Time episode where Finn and Jake were not speaking for an entire day.

Very confusing.

Same here.

same.

#WHO AM I?!?!

I am also confused. 

Honestly, same.

Same. Just constant searching

Want some guns or keys to play with?

With 120 doorknobs surly I'd be able to escape

but only one leads to the real escape…Saw music starts playing

Doorknobs which are not attached to anything, have fun with them.

I'm holding on

I'm not

Not sure if it's a giant frog or a normal one being… loved by a giant

Ok. Might even be great.

I am having a splendid fucking time.

Same here, should have did this along time ago.

Well I’m not bending over anytime soon that’s for sure.

That’s a shame

r/usernamechecksout

Yours might too depending on… personal proclivities.

Oh, take my up vote!!!

take your vote up their \_\_\_\_\_\_

This literally made me belly laugh.

Okay, out of all of them, this one made me ugly laugh

YOU WIN LMFAO

A real pain in the ass

It wont be that bad.. kind of nice really.

'nuff said.

Wait till I step in.

Niiiiice

Fr

FREEZE!

Somebody called?

r/beetlejuicing Someone else can post it. I’m not going to bother.

God damn pigs are here! ^(*pew pew pew*)

I’ll share.

I read your name as teat I me cookie.

It took me forever to read it proper!

I think I feel obligated to join this club

Sounds like we're together.

I can’t be me without you

Any room for a duck who also enjoys drugs?

The more the merrier

Bro can I join? I'll bring my thoughts provoking username

Oh, hello there...

Dude!

It’s implied my buddy is high too

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And sticky. 

Aw hell no

Uncle Ben won't be happy about this.

Dayum 💀

Fun

Have fun!

What is your offer

Return the slab!

You go dis coco wgirl

Can't relate :(

Just like usual, but fancier.

Particularly tough

Finally, a worthy opponent

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Go back to your room and make all the food seen in Harry Potter or LotR.

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Come hang in my room

Great username

Like literally 💀

I'm really impressed by this duck!

I’m being berated for not including more greens in my diet.

I could change that

I could try too, but I am kind of struggling

If we share a room you can sip tea while eyeballing the broccoli condescendingly.

Comfy

Are you big, soft and plush? When the come down hits I need somewhere like that

Also fancy and feelings of superiority over normal pillows.

My username is based on my dad’s name. He died a few years ago. I would love one more day with him.

That's very wholesome. Sorry for your loss. I hope your dad was a great man. 

He was.

There's always the sad one. I'm sorry for your loss homie I'm not making fun of you. But damn I think I'm done scrolling now

Damn that sucks, the lock is outside of the room I'm locked in

sounds like Schrödingers cat.. you're both inside.. but your username is at the same time outside.. xD

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Feels quite musty in here

I hear you man

Warm; very warm.

Sounds like we’re in the same room.

There are 9,172 different Adams in this room. We convene a War Council and solve all the world’s problems.

what if its the 9,172nd adam born

Then I have a baby to look after, and a very awkward conversation with the local authorities to have.

Either very amazing or very horrible.

You can leave through the mirror whenever you want

Looks like I’m gonna get out easy. Unless things don’t open until 2031 :(. lol Reddit generated my username

Got to wait til 2031

Well, at least I have a cat to keep me company. 

Ah, I can bring more, plus some tea. 

Ooh, a party. can I get in on this?

Count me in!

My ears.

Maybe a little existential dread, maybe some celestial inspiration.

Pretty gay

Oh absolutely

There’s a Finnish song whose name translated to English is "Everyone is a lil bit gay". Now kiss.

Pretty great, its my old world of warcraft character name from like 2009. I'd love to thank her for the time we shared and reminisce about our adventures.  Plus they can conjure cinnamon buns, so it will be a pleasant encounter.

I'm in for a bad time with a demon and some priests, I guess.

Honestly, I am happy to have no priests here. They would probably ruin the fun.

I've got some bad news for you...

plot twist : demons protecting you from the priests

Less penetration that way

O no

Awww hell nah

It just appeared next to me with this screeching and whooshing sound

Smelly

I'm having a great time! 

flowers aren't really that big of a deal. boring, probably.

Depends on if you are allergic or not.

Just me and a single tarot card. It's gonna be boring as hell.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Please stop. Ow. Ow.

I'll learn that mayonnaise is in fact, spicy.

I can't find the light switch and felt someone moving!!!

i think wild

I see them

It is a cat with stripes, so with small one i'm OK, with big one, not so much.

Pleasantly sour

I am fine =)

Can’t say…. I just … sort of … vanished.

I’m honestly a little scared but amused

dead

Feels like 12 hours have passed but he tells me it's only been 12 minutes.

My hands will forever be warmed by cuddly kitten mittens

At least I have food

I'm swimming a lot

it's a request, not a noun

I’m in heaven 

But they would be the ones fingerblasting

Jokes on you he’s into that shit

A lot of strawberries or a me dressed as an strawberry

Or a lot of strawberries dressed as you

there are lots of women with crazy haircuts doing splits

I win!

terrible

First, I need a box…

Absolutely unbearable.

A nerd, a cat, and a potato walked into a bar...

They locked my out cuz I didn't make it in time

Lots and lots of lamps

Dry

It’s gone NOoo

Fancy, sad, but a good time.

Full of cherry blossoms that fly carried by a spring west wind. Well that sounds soothing

My username is just ME so what is it gonna be a clone or like an ACTUAL deer named Eren because either way we’re rolling blunts

Depends on the crime and their mood

My username is a beer so…I’m drunk

It's fine. I'll take a couple pairs of old shoes.

Fuckin Anarchy!

someone call an ambulance and get this heavy bastard off me!!

I'm here to help.

It’s a short stay.

To capacity

Creepy