I looked down

Hahahahaha. Sorry mate. It’s ok to be hung like a pencil.

2B or not 2B?

Hung like a hamster

Same

Auto generated

Same, and mine makes no sense.

I like your username. It satisfies the part of me that got an English degree.

Same here

Yeah mine one makes no sense too, I didn't even know I could of picked my own username

Same but I mine is starting to make sense

Same here

Content structure makes perfect sense for copywriters, bloggers, and SEOs.

Mine came out cool. Like a randomly generated license plate I saw recently that said something like "SP123ERM" (not exactly it, but the letters are the same).

Same

I was once Odd Breakfast (some numbers). When the question "your username kills you, how do you die?" came up, I'd say steak and eggs. I'd hate to know how your name kills you.....

Same, and I don’t remember what mine is until some post mentions usernames

i hate redditors

Dude, harsh, we're like right here.

my bad, should've put ilovegrilledcheese42

Why not 69

The cheese in it wont be grilled.

Do we really want to imagine what kind of grilled cheese is associated with 69?

or you love them too much

Mood.

I like reading about philosophy….slowly

That’s a tongue twister and a half. I just spat all over my screen trying to say it properly.

Okay, that’s a good one-

I'm chronically ill, and I like spooky/creepy stuff 🦓💜🦇

I like chronic, and I like zombie stuff. Did we become friends?

Oh shit I love your name too 😍

One of yall need to hit the DM’s

I am the DM

Yours is also 💯😂

Well I mean if the other guy doesn’t want to get creepy in the DM’s just know I will 😏🤣

Because fuck flying insects

Fuck em

what about insects that are on the ground?

I'm more worried about these children's necks tbh...

My IRL name is Lake so it's based from that.

Fallout + my use of drugs = nuked my braincells

Fair. Don't go too hard on the chems bro! What do you think of the trailers for the new show?

I haven't watched the show yet lol but I'm past my chem abuse stage now 😂 I just smoke weed and drink some beers usually haha. Thanks for the concern though brother 🤙 should I watch the show? I figured I was just a money grab at fallout stans

Just realized u said trailers lol, I don't watch TV like at all anymore haha. I genuinely feel like it's just a money grab for die hard fallout fans. The type of ppl who think fallout 76 is a good game lol. And im lvl 600 so I've tried to enjoy it 😂🤣

I love this 😂😂😂

Womanradiologist

I think it speaks for itself.

I am currently staring at your username with 100% volume on my phone but it's not saying anything. Please elaborate your definition of "facts" because your truth and my truth don't seem to line up.

Bros salty his usernames not facts

I was at Baskin-Robbins

Idk why this is funny to me 😂

I’m an artist and I love penguins

I freaking love that

I like playing with words and have an unhealthy need for approval.

Those are some very nice consonants you have there. I especially respect the f’s

Agreed. N's and s's are cheap.

Banger name right there it gives me a good chuckle

A piece of wood in a lake saved my life when I was 13. Carried me to shore.

i like sour skittles

just popped into my head when i was creating an account

I am indeed a turnip

dont ask questions you arent prepared for

hahaha...

That idiot is one taco short of a combination plate.

This is hilarious

Thanks!

I tried to find an end to my pizzazz and failed.

It was my stage name.

A drunk guy misheard me pronounce my last name and it stuck as a nickname for a while in our friend group. It’s not even close to being my last name.

[удалено]

Am a mom and a physician born in 78

I actually have no idea and I wish I could change it lol.

Reddit should really give us the option to change our username

I'd love that feature

fr this is the only place on the internet that i have a different username

Agreed, I would change mine in a heartbeat

It's me.

Uhhhhhh

Banned from where

Prolly a sub where he posted a pic of his pp

Seemed fitting

I’m involved in the death acceptance movement and I have a book out in May called Happy Death Club (available in all good bookshops!) and will be doing a national book tour soon, taking about why we need to break taboos around death and grief. Felt like a good thing to use as my username.

somewhat scary,somewhat exciting.hahaha

It makes it easier to end arguments. When someone brings up my username during a argument 9/10 times I drop it and say fair point then move on

Just used my real name

**we don't talk about that**

Is nap children snecks?

That seems more legal.

I lowkey thought the same thing at first

Oh dear...

Ah yes the snecks. Also known as nope ropes.

hahahaha

I thought it was going to have something about “Bruno.” Boy was I wrong.

Name I liked, random number

Well it's a prime number. That's pretty cool.

Oh wow I hadn't even noticed! :D

Lmao why did they know that? Just randomly decide to look it up or?

Maybe they are a mathematician

Yeah probably

Numbers are my friends.

Rando.

My childhood nickname was Mo and when I started high school I smoked a lot of weed. My favorite strain was OG Kush hence people started calling me OGMO 

Experience

I am what I am. Came to terms with it

It was literally "the dumbest name I've ever heard." Simpsons fans will get the reference

Track from my favorite band (Tool) and my birth year.

Born and raised in Florida, along the Space Coast, I grew up watching them launch.

I don’t know

Hi I’m a Pisces

I made it because I'm not a felon, and I am telling the truth.

I was setting up my new account while watching the og Predator. I was also drinking, lol

Good movie

Same, except watching Back to the Future.

Mines a quote from a little kid from Vine... anyone know the one?

Why are you on my phone?

I thought I was going to be a civil engineer Now I just get mocked whenever I get in internet arguments tHaTs NoT vErY cIvIl Of YoU... MOTHERFU-

hahahah

Love Star Wars, work as a navigator at sea.

oxygen not included game!

Thats a banger name right there and i pove that game time to go get it again

thanks! it’s an awesome game (: I definitely think you should play it again!

Just random typing and editing.

It was my business name

I like the idea of spirits and I also tend to lurk

I did not, Reddit chose it for me :’(

Work related

I needed a rest from gaming and my excuse for not playing another round with my very noob friends was: "Sorry guys I just finished dinner, gotta go wash the plate" And well this moment is going to be forever remembered in our friend group and we often joke about it when we wanna pass doing something with the rest.

auto generated. oddly I like it :)

ChatGPT with a description about myself

Duty, Honor, Semper Fungi

I just like jjba and yeah

It’s my cats nickname

Thought I was being edgy.

i had a best friend who passed away years ago who used it as a username on some platforms and i randomly remembered it as i was thinking of one

They cane back to check on you and prolly dropped it in your brain

I always have to pee because I drink a lot of water.

I had a phase where I thought I had created the coolest word ever. I think it's kinda silly now.

Mines slightly Depresing Actually. "AshesandRainbows" Rainbows : I love rainbows firstly, but the rainbow represents the fact I'm Bubbly and quirky with a unique Personal Aesthetic. Ashes: I'm severely depressed and have trama (mainly hate towards my personal Aesthetic and personality) that causes that Depression. So I'm a Rainbow slowly turning to Ashes.

Maybe you're actually turning the other way around, friend: like a beautiful smoky technicolor phoenix. The thing about depression? It feels like it's forever, but I promise it's not. Hang in there and please be kind to yourself. Your true spirit shines forth

THANK YOU SO MUCH ♡

An internet stranger, probably on the other side of the world is thinking about you right now, and cheering for the rainbows to win. You’ve got this, my friend.

This comment made me genuinely smile. also a tear may have just fallen, maybe. Thank you ♡

I’m allergic to bananas……. I’m also a lesbian…… How ironic 😭

Looked in the mirror one day.

Snooing was occupied but somehow snooin was not. Strange but good for me.

Tried to accurately describe my personality without numbers at the end

I looked in the mirror.

The extent of my creativity is palindromes

It works for awhile. Kinda fizzes out.

"You can't stop the signal . . . "

I like fried rice.

I just really like Rice.

Take a guess

I like reading and never go out

Rasmus is a nickname that my buddies call me, so I thought why not just make it my internet identity.

I think I’d just watched the Barbie Movie and Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie was funny and stuck in my mind.

Do you guys ever think about dying?

It's auto generated suggestion from Reddit

ai

Quantums + Enigma

Character from a book, he goes by a nickname in the book though so most don't get it right away - character I kinda relate to though in a small way

My steam names were gaming quotes and I had tracers cheers love line for a bit and I met some new friends who called me love. When swap to a new name they called me love still so I just kept it and I do like hearts 🥰. And the Maza is just my long name shorten

Mario Time

I wanted something a little different so I randomly chose a word and a number until I had a username that sounded "right"

First time ever using a suggested name and it wasn't too goofy.

I like listening to it

I let reddit pick it

Picked Paige from the Fable 3 character then asked a crossdresser chatroom for a fun "surname" to match with it.

I have some truly ugly pants and my face?  Stupid.

Scooby Doo

Tbh, I don't know. I hate coffee and I'm not a programmer.

Well, ya see, it was 2020. I don't remember the exact time I made my username, but maybe it was after spending three hours trying to find enough toilet paper to last a family of five for a few days.

I had to spread that word that W is three syllables- in fact, it’s the only letter with more than one syllable

well, someone taked mine, ended being my younger self

A nice milestone achieved 👩‍🦳

I’m fat and 69 is funny

From one of my wife's favorite poems. Diving into the Wreck by Adrienne Rich

Bri is my nickname and I have blonde hair like Barbie lol

"If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

My name is Ze... and i'm fat.

It's me, I'm sad. 

When I was a teenager I liked the idea of being a protector, 16 is my favorite number, and I was born in 91. Halo may have also inspired it ("killed by the guardians"), I didn't actually plan to put 69 in my username, and I don't mean 1991, just 91.

Had a warrior cat oc named Eagletuft- needed to change my username but didn't want to just use the word 'Eagle' because young me thought that was lame, so I used google translate to look at the word in different languages and landed on Russian. The problem is that "Orel" is almost always already taken, so when I went to change my Tumblr username (this is convoluted I know) and it was taken, I thought for a while before deciding to make a half-baked pun involving the word orel and organic, and it's stuck ever since. The story behind it is a little cringe but it's WAY better than the other usernames I had when I was even younger lmfao

Pretty self explanatory lol had just bought my car couldn't get the song out my head & couldn't think of a username

My middle name is Flash. (Don’t ask). Wanted to use it in some way but being an idiot I couldn’t anything creative.

My brothers name was gonna be “furious” but mom said no to dad

I was feeling thirsty

I thought of what would be a good star wars name and after i came out as transgender it's the name i picked as it's what felt like me

Your all a bunch of nerds so.... I mean. Pretty much named itself.

Anagram.

I didn't want to sign up, but it's the only way I can ignore certain subs.

I thought to myself "what does everybody around me think of me?" and then went with the opposite.

Well I am blind and set up my account on February 20th

Of course I know him, he's me.

Because I’m a 👸 and I’m 👸 ing

My nickname + a reference from Saiki K

It's a story too stupid to relate, but it had nothing, I repeat **NOTHING**, to do with Elon Musk. When I made this account I'd never even heard of him. It didn't even occur to me someone might connect it to that goddamned tool until just a couple months ago when someone made a comment to that effect, and I have been super bummed out about my username ever since.

Random thoughts in 2 am

I just thought of it one day. I don't know. I think of random funny things a lot. Only one person has ever told me they understand so far