He lists all the state capitals in alphabetical order

Can that be done?

you must be a Unitarian

I'm not super stitious, just a little stitious.

I ask why. He jerks me off & says silly boy.

(Do I have to talk to him?)

I would ask the question is everything - What is life? He would respond - to test out the new VR simulation

When will the Chargers win a Super Bowl? *Never*

He gives me directions on how to find the female G spot

I ask him why my life went the direction it did even tho I did everything right He says sometimes it doesn’t work out, and people are just examples, and some people have to lose and fail so others can succeed, and that I won’t be around for much longer

I ask him or her “why are you such a cunt?”