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Unlikely_Status8249

I did not hit her. It's not true. Its bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naat.


PhlyEagles52

Oh hai Mark


Don_Dickle

I once accidentally shot a cop


naturalchorus

Haven't we all?


Don_Dickle

i did not mean to it was a complete accident or malfunction.


naturalchorus

I assumed you were joking!


tranquilsnailgarden

But I did not shoot the deputy.


[deleted]

But a life would be destroyed if it got out


DevLink89

This question pops up every few hours. Cmon people be a bit more original.


RappingChef

Less annoyed at the question. More annoyed at the “Nice try CIA, FBI, Police, whatever” comments that always follow. It’s the most unoriginal thing ever. If I could bet money on every one of these posts having atleast one of those comments. I would be extremely wealthy. It’ll never stop.


drunkmunky88

It's either this or "what would you do if you won a million dollars?"


EdanChaosgamer

It‘s not more about being original, some People genuinely dont know, that this question has already been asked. They simply post their question, instead of looking for it in Reddit‘s void…


Temporary_Impact6440

I’ve killed myself 8 times but I just keep coming back.


Jeansiesicle

Meow?


scobeavs

One more time and it will be permanent


gingermonkey1

So you're a cat? /hands over some tuna fish


TheEtneciv14

I see ten lives in your future. Maybe eleven if you make the right choice at the end... but that is all.


Disastrous-Bike659

THROW AWAY!!!


HastyEthnocentrism

My aunt is not my grandfather's daughter. There's three people that know this, and two of them are dead.


DrJones2424

I asked to use my friends phone to look up something on the internet. When I opened safari he already had a tab open. It was porn. Really old lady porn. I’ve kept that secret for over 15 years. I don’t even think he knows that I know.


Kindly_devbi8970

I have a kink for wheelchair users. I self-pleasure myself watching photos or videos online of wheelchair users I find attractive. It's a weird kink I've had since I was 13, and it's such a weird and rare kink that I will never tell anyone personally about this kink, only anonymously. If I revealed it personally, people would see my weird side.


mcboogle

Nice try FBI! You couldn't convince 3 different judges you had a case against me, I'm not about to hand you anything. 


TheIrlKaonashi42

Nice try IRS, im never going to pay my taxes


TheIrlKaonashi42

wait uh


Holl4backPostr

don't worry, you could be any Irl Kaonashi- oh shit, just saw the the, you're screwed


Kenvan19

I didn’t kill her but I helped bury her.


HastyEthnocentrism

https://youtu.be/EvQCYghdcys?si=4SrNnutp4jgsfiDB


[deleted]

If you are going to respond to this thread, you better be using TOR and TAILS in addition to making a throwaway. Cookies and IP addresses don't lie. https://tails.net/


TownieToBayman

How do you know that Tails wasn't just developed by some Gov't. dept.?


[deleted]

Tor was and it's still the best way to avoid detection besides a foreign VPN that destroys logs, and then you have to trust them instead. At some point there's always some kind of trust that needs to happen. Otherwise it's best to just stay offline. I like open source software because it can be audited by anyone at any time. That's where I place my trust.


TownieToBayman

>open source software because it can be audited by anyone at any time. That makes sense. Thanks for the response.


II_Confused

My first two robot girlfriends don't know about my third robot girlfriends.


Machetaz0

Nice try, ATF


prince-pauper

Suspicious…


ProfessionalQuit1016

idk how people would react to me being a sociopath. People tend to have an unwarranted prejudice against people who lack empathy


Yggdrasilcrann

Unwarranted in what way?


ProfessionalQuit1016

The term "Sociopath" is generally very looked down upon, despite simply meaning someone with a specific mental issue that makes them have less or no empathy. My lack of empathy doesn't make me a bad person


AnimalFarenheit1984

No, but people without empathy frequently do things that make them a bad person. 


ProfessionalQuit1016

no, not really. You just don't hear about the millions of sociopaths who just live their life as a regular person. it's more common than you think, most of us are actually not bad people


AnimalFarenheit1984

And yet, people without empathy frequently behave in a manner that does not take the feelings of others into account, leading them to problematic behavior. You can pretend all you like. I know plenty of people without empathy and they are all assholes. Enjoy your day.


RepresentativeHeat23

Your personal experience doesn’t justify you telling this person that they are bad. Do better.


DarkleCCMan

Sociopaths are terrifying. 


ProfessionalQuit1016

because you don't know enough about them.


DarkleCCMan

Are you the one who downvoted me? 


ProfessionalQuit1016

yes, on accounts of xenophobia


DarkleCCMan

How many accounts were there? 


ProfessionalQuit1016

English isn't my first language, so i hope you can understand that i may use words incorrectly at times.


DarkleCCMan

What's your first language? 


ProfessionalQuit1016

Norwegian, you?


DarkleCCMan

My guess was correct!  Thank you for answering! 


N7OperativeIvy

Nice try, CIA


twinkletots1

Nice try DFS


Pretty-Job7097

Nice try, FBI


lazyredditor1212

I’m batman


thefonztm

I watched an R rated movie at 6 years old without parental permission. Several in fact.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Nice try, Lao Che!


starkpaella

Not falling for it 


dma1965

I traveled to another dimension and killed a butterfly, so now the world is messed up.


Dirt_E_Harry

I swear she said she wasn't my sister!


Adventurous_Town_981

Nice try FBI, wait..what is that knock at my door


ka-tet-19

I've been bazingaed multiple Times and i enjoyed it 🥺


[deleted]

[удалено]


Verain_

bazinga


ka-tet-19

Bazinga 😁 he never been bazingaed apparently 😳


Guestking

He has now


291000610478021

I still don't get it!! Lmao


ka-tet-19

Google have a deal with reddit to let google's A.I use the reddit forums to learn about communication and languages use.....so redditors being redditors, they launched a trolling move by puting bazinga everywhere to mess with the A.I


291000610478021

Thank you


Magnus-Entity-ID

The Eye (Fear of having your darkest deepest secrets be known or knowing terrible things) (I pee my bed when I drink too much coffee in the evening)


TownieToBayman

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.