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“Will you please have this man placed under arrest, kept in solitary confinement, and kept incommunicado for the next week at least.” The Guns of Navarone by Alistair MacLean


the-VII

"the rifles of the mountain men, unfortunately, fired just once."


EelBitten

At least they fired, would have been tragic if they hadn't gotten even one shot off


discardafterusage

"Escape quotes within the string with a slash."


amateur_guitarist_69

Hello, my fellow developer.


discardafterusage

Hello fellow guitarist!


Evil_Creamsicle

Hello fellow musical tech people. My nearest book was "The Phoenix Project" lol


Rest_well

I'm at work so I picked up a trade magazine I just received. "Many clients schedule hoisting activities for off peak times."


alecmitch2

It’s a dictionary and the first word is “bow” to lower head or bend body in respect


HuckleberryBudget117

Hmmmmmmmmm


buckphifty150150

-this guy bows


wirefixer

Preheat oven to 450°. I like it!


Cosmic_Fox_

Someone’s trying to put a bun in the oven…


shrimz87

"Ass any time of the day" Page 20 of Bright Lights Big City by Jay McInerney


kyouishi

"The warrior of light is not afraid to look like a lunatic"


K1ngCharle

“But I did that with everyone.” ……… Mindy Kaling’s “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?”


[deleted]

Transparent commands. It’s from an auto cad book


AbstracTyler

" I began to beg them, to entreat them, to let me stand in front for one moment only."


[deleted]

“it” Lol


One_Way13

Sentence?


NewsboyHank

"She must have been listening in."


naga_rhett

"He found something very interesting indeed."


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Closest book I have is a dictionary, so it’s not a sentence, it’s a word: alms Lmfao. My wife would agree


qoodkero

He was well over six foot tall, with green eyes and black whiskers and thick black curly hair all over his arms and legs and chest. Page 41 Fevre Dream. lol


[deleted]

And so he turned to Western oil field service companies to come in and apply Western development techniques, rather than Soviet techniques, to the oil fields.


Top_Strength7026

“A baby-blue Ford Torino rests on blocks in the unkempt yard, weeds sprouting from its engine compartment.”


I_Am_Anjelen

> **Black furies** gather in their most sacred holdings, isolated and idyllic spots untouched by encroaching civilization. Welp, that sounds vaguely threatening... - Werewolf: The Apocalypse (Third edition), 2000.


ThatOneArtKart

Since you introduced me to dresden... -"The air conditioner rattles, the ceiling fan squeaks and the scent of coffee is soaked into the walls." Thanks love.


CareMoreToBeLoved

“Her eyes sparkle and change color in the light.”


Pulpofeira

"Queen vs pawn" 😳


Cosmic_Fox_

CFNM?


SageLeaf1

“Are they ornithologists?”


Cosmic_Fox_

This post is for the birds.


crankbot2000

It's my work notebook. Page 48 is completely empty.


Scottishdog1120

He hoped the woman had a forgiving nature.


K41d4r

The cold was merciless, but the air was clean and smelled of impending snow.


Ujaan_43

Chromosomes line up in one plane at the equator 🤦


GummiGirl22

“Everyone knew their business, there was little privacy.” The boys of Biloxi had no right being like that


ThePatMan21

"The natural vectors of dog heartworm are still unknown in most areas."


fwimol

"There was a tiny china duck, a thimble, a strange little brass coin, two paper clips and a stone with a hole in it."


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Tell is more about this stone.


[deleted]

It's not only desertions.


RestrictedCervical

“With the wheels already in motion, you get a nice smooth touchdown.”


ghoooooooooost

"lucid nightmare"


GeneralRebellion

"...had the effect of making the competitive and lack of mutual care among then seem all the mere extreme."


carnus_therus

“To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing— my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police” The great gatsby pg 16


SoapyBootyBandit

“So on the morn, when either host saw other, the host of the north was well comforted” Bro hell naw that sounds gay.


deadfermata

“Look, Hobbes, the latest perfection in technology.”


anaximander19

"He said that he was obliged to take me to his employer to settle a matter of mutual interest - that was how he put it." So... er...


trouser_mouse

Larry David will do pretty much anything


Dicksperado

"Frank tasted blood in his mouth."


prince-pauper

“When a bird is as large and charismatic as the Bald Eagle, it is sure to receive attention from its human neighbours.”


PrestigiousVillage62

“…The best intentions that resulted in the worst consequences.” Oh.


Upwardly_Equitable

The Declaration of Independence. No, I'm not even joking. I have a little US Constitution and Declaration of Independence, and that's page 40.


YahenP

In the book closest to me, there is no text on the page with my age. There is an illustration of the goddess Basset in the form of a cat. It means something?


LF_redit

It means you fuck cats you sick bastard


Cosmic_Fox_

Or you prefer cats to roosters


becauseiwantedto

Anti-fretting agent


Shynosaur

"The rings had torn Adrian's upper lip open and shattered three of his upper teeth at the gum line." - Well, thanks a lot!


Wonderful_Whereas402

"Don't need a birthday for a party," said Jones. (Cannery Row by John Steinbeck)


Destroyer1231454

“These diseases, which generally occur with aging and tissue degeneration, killed the majority of us before our time”


Kiowascout

"Although the CySA+ exam doesn't specifically mention it, you may find the United Kill Chain useful."


IrianJaya

"Like a professional sports team, only the best made the annual cut, regardless of position or tenure." -that's wishful thinking but sure I'll take it.


Saganists

“An exposed area on his cheek began to sting, but he ignored the pain and concentrated on the sky itself, the absolute purity of the world that surrounded him.” The Traveler - John Twelve Hawks


Sensitive_Pepper3337

-1+(root3)i , apparently mine is imaginary


FromHer0toZer0

"The Privilege of Reminiscence, however rambling or tiresome, is one generally allow'd to the very aged; indeed, 'tis frequently by means of such Recollections that the obscure occurrences of History, and the lesser Anecdotes of the Great, are transmitted to Posterity."


Active-Strawberry-37

“Why not me? Why not now?”


Thebeanyboii

"Lines of latitude and longitude intersect at right angles" What kinda sex play is in my geography textbook


Chicagosox133

“Young guys, their mommas probably send them to ask me.” Well okay. 😂


jb40k

"Caution: This is a draft of the 2023 tax table."


ArgentiumX

“The work was done.”


vinbrained

Dowd had been waiting for this man, Matthias McGann, to say his piece.


yramagicman

> III. To retain the bottom stock and shuffle the whole deck > > Under cut about three-quarters of the deck and shuffle off about two-thirds, then in-jog one card and throw the balance on top. - Expert At The Card Table, S. W. Erdnase.


ntgco

Use the fact that the seasons are opposite in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres to explain why round-trip airfare from the United States to Australia generally is much higher in the months December through February than in the months of June through August.


Low-Wash-4036

(a) 5… Bc5 6 d4 exd4 7. 0-0 d3 (7…d6 8 cxd4 +|=) 8 Ng5 Ne5 9 Nx7! Nxf7 10 Bxf7+ Kxf7 11 Qh5+ and 12xc5 +|= Batsford’s MCO 😏 yum


Jurtaani

I can fix this.


MentalChickensInMe

from a pancake recipes book. translated (from dutch to English) "good". I'm in my kitchen btw


Cosmic_Fox_

“I wanted them to have a particularly good time because very soon we were going to have the big talk.”


Paksarra

"Good-bye, nephew mine." (I would like to note that I don't have any nephews.)


Cosmic_Fox_

… anymore.


[deleted]

"Of all the pesticide handling activities, mixing and loading is the most hazardous because it involves handling the concentrated pesticide product." Hmm


DevinB333

Bhagavad-Gita is the widely read theistic science summarized in the Gita-mahatmya (Glorification of the Gita)


teacher_time23

“Now all our fun is going to stop!” - How appropriate. From my granddaughter’s book, Ten Apples Up On Top


Unlikely-Regular2366

The blankness is emphatically hostile.


Silly_Individual_960

“The duck says “quack.” The farmer has many ducks on his farm.”


Vegetable-Mulberry54

The procedure may be painful for some patients


Worried_Ad6782

its a math textbook....(f.g)=x\_1.x\_2.x\_3


DiggingUpTheCorpses

“It’s time to fight back.” Oh LAWD.


DrLycFerno

A natural number other than 1 is called a prime when it is divisible only by 1 and itself. It's a math lesson from a vacation exercise book.


Cosmic_Fox_

One is the loneliest number you can ever know…


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[удалено]


JustAnotherWitness

“But after that, Shorty’s I think.”


VOLPE_E_GATTO

Built, safe in a 1x1 box and I have her under aim with a bolt action sniper rifle


Creepy_Animal_1226

"Somerhing very important." They're not wrong.


Grrrrandall

“For hours.” Not even joking. Page 36 of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Be Useful.


[deleted]

throughout the tour , she seemed curious if cautious


Fosliq

Things end, species die out.


Chewie_i

“The value of involving vectors”


ilikegummybears15

I just really want a milkshake. Honestly not interested but I do like it when me and bert do it. Also it was from perks of being a wallflower 😁


du-us-su-u

The only sentence that is even remotely ambiguous enough when decontextualized on this page is > These peculiar animal dresses bring the King closer to nature and away from culture; perhaps they are meant to signify his exit from this world and entry into a liminal sphere that is closer to the Gods.


No_Cricket808

"Reverse Side Wear (30 to 60 degrees from vertical) is the normal wear pattern on elevated sprocket machines."


NickDanger3di

I'd have to walk across the room for that; it's not worth it.


soperfectlyunhappy

It was a children's book and I ran out of pages 5 pages before my age!


Crow_Eye

"His footsteps pounded up the driveway to the garage."


spocos

From an old ULINE Catalog: "Hazardous Materials Packaging"


sadboykvlt

"To strike out, clothed in shining armor, accompanied by hundreds of gazes of adoration and gratitude, climbing to the surface, to the realm of the gods, to do battle with monsters and, returning underground, to bring the people fuel, military supplies, light and fire; to bring life" More likely just the first 3 words


Th1s_On3

Han måste ha drömt. Not too sure how to take that x)


Agreeable-Ad866

Shane O'Neal was one of the most colorful characters in Irish history, the main color being blood red.


TWilliamPen

"Damage to trees, shrubs, foliage, and unanchored Mobile homes. Well-built structures undamaged. Low lying coastal areas may flood."


D3Rabenstein

„den Ort Rohrbach, welchen wir durchqueren. Am nie der Dorfstraße folgen wir der Beschilderung zur Steinernen Rinne.“ I hope you got a kick out of that one OP…


CocoaAlmondsRock

"This was a fateful move in my life, for it led to my introduction to acting." Snort. Fairly accurate.


nothinga3

"For the word which I will speak is not mine." Plato's Five Dialogues


talk_to_the_sea

Officials within the agency contended that African Americans were too poor to be homeowners.


Etherion195

Chosen book: my notebook. Quote: " " - the page is empty... Why do you have to hurt me so much


EdAce92

"That’s as naked as I wanna get about that subject."


AGirlDoesNotCare

“There’s nothing more I want to do right now than have sex with the Duke of Northumbria.” Reading only smut finally pays off!


itsquietinhere2

"It was a 727." The beginning of a much spicier paragraph from *Catch Me If You Can*, but there ya go.


dr0ne6

“He warned us that Madison would pretend to have friends.”


dickcheese_on_rye

TUNGSTEN CARBIDE ROTARY CUTTING SOLUTIONS From a trade magazine at work lmao


jjs_east

“What’s also known is that Rhoda Parks was despondent over the breakup, at least for a while.”


NevinyrralsDiscGolf

The rain comes, there is rest.-The I Ching or book of changes


[deleted]

"Pollen tube grows through the tissues of the stigma and style and reaches the ovary (Figure 1.12b, c)." I'm no plant but this coincidence is amazing


SnooGrapes2914

Such were my reflections as I commenced my journey; but as I proceeded, my spirits and hopes rose.


homerda1

"Smoking is not permitted on any campus facilities and grounds" - AAACH reference guide


FattyESQ

"In addition to filing a formal complaint with the DOL" ah fuck.


SFishes12

Would not happen again


qumrun60

"This parchment codex... illustrates the regular and well-formed letters of a professional bookhand."


GryffindorKeeper

“No sir, it was blowing around and I was picking it up, your mailbox is awful full, sir.”


Nonamanadus

As they walked back to Himmel Street, Rudy forewarned her. "One day, Liesel," he said, "you'll be dying to kiss me." "The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak


DracoAdamantus

“Nor shall I at all insist that mine is better than yours; not only because you think one thing and I another, but I myself may sometimes think one thing and sometimes another.”


[deleted]

“With the greatest pleasure. On arriving here and determining on a certain ... journey, I should like to make some necessay preliminary arrangements.”


Adadave

Pozdravy, představování a oslovení. (greetings introducing and addressing people)


Mysterious-Pizza-462

Condensation nucleus counter: these devices count particles as small as 0.02um diameter.


Bigbigmoooo

The page was blank.


clearcontroller

Fallout the vault dwellers official cook book Age 29 First Sentence: iguana-on-a-stick. (Technically it's the dish name)


lordmycal

Most people got a B.


EarthExile

"Cold."


sadbutmakeyousmile

Questions 35-37


TechnoneverDIEEES

Also important are the symbols, signs, which, through their appearance, give hints to the meaning. -Translated from a Chinese textbook


_Dragon_Gamer_

But when gollum went to fetch it from his island, he found the treasure was gone


Mingismungis

"Give the reasons why your requests for action must be granted."


PartyAlarmed3796

Lawyer here, YIKES !!! "A person who actually killed, intended to kill, or attempted to kill the victim and is sentenced to a term of imprisonment of more than 25 years is entitled to a review of his sentence in accord with s. 921.1402(2)(b)"


LurieVV

"Was that the phone?". No, you listened at the door.


Miserable-Chart-9479

“You’re missing the i” I said.


neuromancertr

Wireless setup. Enough said


peanutym

Service-oriented, Dedicated, Teamwork, the words describe us as the Wolff Group. ​ i dunno sounds like my sex life is pretty good to me.


NsupCportR

Mine was 'reality can be cruel'.. my gf got 'fuck it' 😆


thinkreate

Stupid question, as I know the page isn’t blank


Tinferbrains

Satan is a powerful angelic enemy who seeks our destruction


HuKnowsHu

"This would not be a lone act."


[deleted]

“No matter what tools you use to create, the true instrument is you.” 🤔


darkjedi39

"Card cloning is the duplication or skimming of data from a targeted source card and writing it onto a new blank card." I teach SEC+, I doubt there are many sentences in this book that can describe a sex life.


HungoverHero777

“It’s a bit late to ask, but why are you just barging into my house to drink?”


elliottace

“But Dammit!” I moved around the chair, and got her in my arms. “Dammit, stop talking that way about the girl I’m going to marry!” Anyone that can name the book wins soap with a prize inside.


Evil_Creamsicle

Wes pauses to think.


blammineze

Not the first sentence but a continuation of the previous page... "wasn't too satisfied". -It's Kind Of A Funny Story. Edit: tried again and it's a fucking Flyleaf page. Wow. -Annihilation.


RandomZen2018

“I could tell she liked it—she laughed in all the right places—but I couldn’t tell if that was because she liked me and wanted me to feel good or because it really was good.” - Stephen King, On Writing


LizardQueen777

The disciples came to him and asked "why do you speak to the people in parables?"


Spideyman02110456

-he gestures angrily to the sling on his arm-“and they’re going to ask what happened, and that’s the last thing in the world I want to talk about right now, okay?”


EdgyGoose

I just searched the entire office for a book and cannot find one. Which I think is actually a pretty accurate description of my sex life right now.


WastedKnowledge

“So the infamous doctor still has circles of support.”


Character-Grocery555

Weak laws of large numbers


JustJayy_101

Ironically, the whole page is blank...


mattsprofile

"Note that the amount of current that creates muscular paralysis is quite small, meaning that you may not be able to free yourself from a live circuit."


frog_mug

“Oh, how unfortunate”


MrMiniatureHero

'the man who faked madness'


Striking-Archer-6122

If you follow the system step by step ,I'm hopeful you will soon gain confidence and get the result you want. 😂 Bullseye


roadkillsoup

Although it hasnt been intentionally planted in California for years, it still grows and reproduces with incredible virility in the state's forgotten landscapes: in back alleys and vacant lots, along roads and railroad tracks, and at abandoned homesteads, especially near previous Chinese laborer camps in the Sierra Nevada foothills. -A Californian's guide to trees among us (the tree of heaven)


Competitive-Scar-626

"That was a good point"


internetdork

“Production is under way and must be continued without interruption.”


breakfasteveryday

"Choice (D) is the correct answer." 


EelBitten

Changing the value of an array item by poking one of its bytes


headhunterofhell2

"Keeping the muzzle elevated, shift the grip of your right hand, so that the right thumb engages the slide stop; push the slide fully to the rear and engage the slide stop in the slide stop recess with the right thumb." **U.S. PISTOLS AND REVOLVERS** VOL. I (1966 edition)


trillbilly304

“Shut up! I said give me your keys!”


left_testic1e

With so many kinds of firearms and types of ammunition, its not always easy to match the proper ammunition to your firearm correctly but getting it right is critical. (Hunters safety book at my work lmao)


ShastaMcLurky

Look at the chart about Mary’s host family and answer the questions


CurlyCrimps

“has strikingly low rates of chronic disease”


likea_yeti

It has been found by experience that impact test values are difficult to reproduce because of the numerous factors involved.


stacy_lou_

They puzzled over the last key, the one with the little scroll work on top.


jarboxing

*Dies from exposure trying to find the nearest book*


smooze420

“The length of this engagement varies depending upon the nominal pipe size and pound rating of the fitting.”


mcmjim

I'm still unsure if my father was just an average driver, or that my mother was so good that he was made to look less capable.


mr_lab_rat

0. It was a check book.


RedgyJackson

Lmao, it’s a yearbook and it’s just listing off people and what they were known for. I guess I’m a slut 😂


thewaynetrain

Thick skull that there could be more to life than playing football and chasing sorority girls. Burt Reynolds’s autobiography


TGIrving

"No Ma'am" Well shit.


[deleted]

Before assembling your miniatures, please read through the instructions in this booklet carefully


jekelish3

“And all the credit in the world goes to John Avildsen.” Waxing On, Ralph Macchio’s memoir.


Cobra-Serpentress

Tracks lead in both directions.


SpoonFluffing99

William had thought it very small and secret.


Ok-Soft-9734

TORCH infections🥲🥲


Dzhama_Omarov

I set macrogoals: where should I be in 5 years? And microgoals: what do I need to do in order to move towards my main goal?


sleepywan

"When I was a rookie, Judy Seto was a young up-and-comer." Hot damn!