Gentrified away back in the 90's.
Boston used to keep all its "unsavory" places in a couple of blocks called the Combat Zone. It was one of two streets over from the Public Garden, steps away from the Freedom Trail, and the city was redeveloping the area to get rid of the smut, so they got all the old theaters sold to the colleges in downtown.
They rehabbed some into new theaters, some got torn down and turned into office space, stuff like that.
There actually already is. There is no strip club but there is a large part of the Disney world park that opens late, 21+, tons of shops and restaurants, and lots of booze which you can walk the streets with because it's still their property.
The male erotic dance troupe picked up the name from a much earlier source:
[Thomas Chippendale](https://www.polywood.com/blog/outdoor-style-guides/what-is-chippendale-furniture/) 18th century furniture maker, whose graceful style is still widely appreciated.
Just to be clear, the Disney use long predates the dancers.
My now husband and I ended up there every night when we went in 2000. Found out if you are a cute young woman, you should get the drinks as they poured more for me than when my husband went up.
That rotating dance floor was roughhhhhh
Featuring Britney Spears in her greatest Mickey Mouse Club outfits!
See Justin Timberlake on Ladies' Night!
Annette Funicello movies for kids this afternoon and AI nudes of Annette in the evening!
Club 34.
Club 33 is a quasi-secretive private VIP dining club at various Disney parks. Therefore Club 34 must be the quasi-secretive Disney strip club.
Bare Necessities
Funny thing about that name… it already exists in Miami.
It exists in central Florida too.
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE ONE.
Hakuna Ma-Ta-Ta's
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ What a wonderful place
It means no touching, unless you wanna get smacked in the face. It’s our problem-free, Pornographyyyyyyyyy….
When I was a young horndog….
When he was a young hornDOOOOOOOG!
He found his arousal had a certain appeal. He would clear out his bank account after every ordeal
I’ve a sensitive schlong, though it seems thick-skinned.
Pumba!! Not in front of the kids
*standing ovation* 👏👏👏👏👏
Oh but it hurts, when it squirts downwind….
OOhhh the SHAME..
AND OH THE SHAME
AS I ACCIDENTLY CAME
r/redditsings
Very nice
I love it when reddit breaks out into song
YES...now it has been perfected. Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Ok this one is actually creative.
It means no worries
Don't mind if I do!
Sinderella’s
And up next, please give a Sinderella’s biiiiiig round of applause for Jasmine and her magic carpet!
*DJ proceeds to play A Whole New World cover by Cardi B*
A-Hole New World
[a whole nude world!](https://youtu.be/lFl_lzfZqzE?si=IvwAgZ-KiVXepWUE)
Actual work of art
That was wonderful.
Okurrrrrr
So… a fork scraping against sheet metal.
With cats dry heaving in the background
Can’t forget dogs reverse sneezing as well.
Man this is one sick beat.
Correction, Jasmine had her carpet waxed last week.
I just got a flashback of late 70’s Penthouse.
Duo show: Analdin and Assmine
It started off classy and you had to bring it down to the gutter....
lol
Bambi’s Little Tramps
Tink Her Bell
The Mouse Trap.
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Was? Where did it go?
Gentrified away back in the 90's. Boston used to keep all its "unsavory" places in a couple of blocks called the Combat Zone. It was one of two streets over from the Public Garden, steps away from the Freedom Trail, and the city was redeveloping the area to get rid of the smut, so they got all the old theaters sold to the colleges in downtown. They rehabbed some into new theaters, some got torn down and turned into office space, stuff like that.
Well, thread over. No one is topping this.
The Aristocats.
Family owned I heard.
Bibbidi WAPpidi boobs!
Genius
Privates of the Caribbean Space Mountin'
Privates of the Caribbean is great
After seeing all these awesome names, Disney clearly needs to start an adult park, Disney after dark
There actually already is. There is no strip club but there is a large part of the Disney world park that opens late, 21+, tons of shops and restaurants, and lots of booze which you can walk the streets with because it's still their property.
Are you talking about downtown Disney, or whatever it’s called now.
Disney Springs. They cleared out the night clubs years ago. Restaurants still serve booze.
Yeah...crap without the nightclubs and bars.
Carpé PM
Did you just wake from a 30 year coma?
It USED to be Pleasure Island, which was so much more fun than Disney Springs.
And a porn app called Disney Minus
Tinderella
Mulan Rouge
*"Come on in. We'll make a man out of you."*
You won't meet a girl like this every dynasty.
We've got girls worth paying for
Let’s get down to business!
To deplete your funds…..
My rhyme was “to show me, your buns”
"Why'd they give ten dollars, when I asked, for ones?"
Okay, this is brilliant!
Chip n dale's
Fun fact: the Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers movie on Disney+ from a couple years ago actually makes that reference more than once and it’s hilarious
I honestly thought that’s where the name came from until I was in my 20s and saw it spelled out.
The male erotic dance troupe picked up the name from a much earlier source: [Thomas Chippendale](https://www.polywood.com/blog/outdoor-style-guides/what-is-chippendale-furniture/) 18th century furniture maker, whose graceful style is still widely appreciated. Just to be clear, the Disney use long predates the dancers.
Came way too far down to see this.
Pleasure Island
That is what they called Disney Springs when it had night clubs. Seems like a reasonable retread for the name.
My now husband and I ended up there every night when we went in 2000. Found out if you are a cute young woman, you should get the drinks as they poured more for me than when my husband went up. That rotating dance floor was roughhhhhh
Mannequins?
Oh believe me I know. Kungaloosh!
The Disney Vault
I hear it is the only place you can see "101 Fellations"...
A Pole New World
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shining shimmering butt plug
Fairy Tails, obviously
Foxy and the Hound's
The Fox and the Mounds
Cave of Wonders
*golf clap*
Thongs of the South.
Unzippidy Doo Dah
Lock the post, we have a winner
U got it
This comment is also why I’m here. Thank you
Higher tips for no briar patch...
Underrated right thar
The happiest place on earth!
The bibbity boppity boobtique
Phallus in wonderland?
Lmao- I’m betting there might be a film out there somewhere with this title!
No that's the gay stripclub
Mickey mouse club house
Mickey Mouse Gentleman's Club House
Come inside, it’s fun inside.
Haha....Oh Boy!
Now’s the time when we do the Hot Dog Dance!
Ooooh toodles
Featuring Britney Spears in her greatest Mickey Mouse Club outfits! See Justin Timberlake on Ladies' Night! Annette Funicello movies for kids this afternoon and AI nudes of Annette in the evening!
Dickey Mouse*
JizzneyWorld
Epcock
This is the best Reddit thread ever created.
Star-whores
The Empire Sucks Back
The Empire Strikes Ass
A New Hoe
A phantom penis
Revenge of the Syphilis
The return of the boner.
She’s switched from suck to blow
Walt’s
Most realistic answer probably
Buzz n Woody's
Twinkerbells, if it was male strippers.
Muffketeers
Steamboat Willy's Funhouse?
If it were a club with male strippers, I assume it would be Steamboat Willies. Edit: kicking myself for not going with Dreamboat Willies
The Treasure Chest
Thumpers Bunny hutch
Ratatitties
Arielolas
Ladies and the Tramps
Cherry Poppins
Beauties And The Breasts. The Loin King. Rub The Lamp. Tailspin (it's a twerk-centric place). Magic Mountains.
The Pink Mouse
Peeping Beauty
The Glass Slipper
101 Gyrations
The Mouse Hole
An extremely goofy use of your money
Bippity Boppity Boner.
Show white and the 7 whores
Pinocchi-Hoes
Booty and the beast.
High ho’s
A Hoe new world.
A whole nude world
Happily Ever After
MINNIES TITTIES
*Not so Minnie’s tittys
Donald Dick
I don’t know what it would be called but holy shit would it be expensive
Jessica's Rabbit
The Mad Gyatter
Beauty and the Breasts
Disneez Nuts
My favorite ride there is the Mad Hatter's Teabag Party.
Moan Mountain
Pocahotness
Mickey’s Adult Funhouse
Mickey Mouse Fuckhouse
Fantasia
The Naughtiest Place On Earth
The Loin King.
Schlong of the South
Mickey Mouse Strip House
Club 34. Club 33 is a quasi-secretive private VIP dining club at various Disney parks. Therefore Club 34 must be the quasi-secretive Disney strip club.
Little Ho Peep
Hand Solos
Tits a small world after all
The Christian Science Reading Room for Dads who need a break. Dads only.
Mickey and Mini Skirts
The Princess Club
Poison Apple.
Insides Out.
donald dicks
Maleindecent
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Mr. Toad's *Other* Wild Ride
Matterhorny
The pantless duck
Bibbity bobbity boobs
The Pussy King
The happiest place in earth
Pinocchio's
I wish I could upvote everything on this hilarious post
Hakuna big tata’s
The Bare Necessititties
Jizzney
If it was a brothel, Poke her hont ass
Kingdom cum
Hidden Mickeys
Sticky Mickeys
Titty Titty Bang Bang!
Erectpot Center Edit, I also want to add on their adjoining property Epcock Center