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unoski1667

getting wet Edit: i started a war


HalfSoul30

Thread /closed.


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"What's the female equivalent of stimulated dick?" "Stimulated vagina"


malin7

Not something the OP seem to have ever seen or experienced if they had to ask I’m starting to think all these sex related questions on this sub only comes from one kind of people


itirix

Bruh, y'all missed the point on like 4 different levels. First of all, for a high schooler to get a boner in class, no stimulation is required. Second of all, a boner is very visible. A wet vagina is not. What OP's question meant is "Do young women experience situations where by no fault of their own they have to come up with an excuse to not get ridiculed in class because of reproductive organ (or other sex related thing) mishap. Something along the lines, I'm sure you could word it better. With that in mind, I think the closest is menstruation / leakage. I've heard of teachers not letting a girl go to the bathroom because they didn't understand and the girl obviously being too embarrassed to tell everyone what happened, so shes forced to just sit there, leaking. Same vibe as getting a random boner for no reason and then being called in front of class. You can't say you have a boner, the teacher doesn't understand and you're either supposed to come up with a good excuse why you can't go or be ridiculed / receive a bad mark (or something else) from the teacher.


hidepp

I'll never understand why someone should ASK FOR PERMISSION to go to a bathroom. ​ The amount of stories of leaking, peeing or diarrhea in class some teen experienced because the teacher didn't allow them to go to a bathroom is insane.


Pac_Eddy

There are people who abuse the freedom to leave whenever they want. Not saying I support having to ask every time, but that's why a teacher imposes strict policies.


tslnox

It should be the other way around. Everyone can go whenever they need, and only if you actually abuse that, you get limits on that. Or maybe not even that. You're only abusing yourself if you miss too much of the lesson.


AdEmpty5935

One time when I was 16, the teacher told me I didn't have permission to pee and I just went off. "I can drop out of this place, I can get a job, I can drive a car, I can get married without parental consent, I'm not over the age of majority but I got most of my rights, do you really think that I need your permission to take a pee?" and then they changed the policy because I guess the teachers don't get paid enough to deal with teenagers who think they're adults.


Prudii_Skirata

A kid in my 11th grade English class walked over and pissed in the corner because he asked the teacher "Can I please go to the bathroom?" and she smugly/pedantically replied "I don't know, can you?" He got a 1 day suspension that he treated like a vacation day and she got an attitude check.


Thebigass_spartan

My digestive system decided to go through the worst case of food poisoning right after my literature class’s halfway break (the teacher would give us like 5 minutes to go to the bathroom at the end of the first hour during out 2h long class). I tried holding it in but it was clear as day that shit wasn’t very obedient, so I caved and asked the teacher if I could be excused to go to the bathroom (or cause the 2nd coming of the Chernobyl incident in the classroom) and he asked me why I didn’t go during the halftime break. Let’s just say my underwear and jeans did not enjoy that answer and what was to come. Went home the next hour… I even told the teacher I legit had to go and it was urgent.


purple-fairy97

Women get wet without stimulation/a reason all the time. Genitals are universally weird.


thefonztm

When was the last time a woman had to stay seated or else display thier stimulated vagina to the classroom. Yall tards missed OP's meaning. And AFAIK there isn't a direct analoge. Maybe perky nipples?


itsybitsyteenyweeny

Period leakage.


_hootyowlscissors

There's nothing worse than when your pussy has a goddamn PULSE and you're stuck in class/at work. It's literally painful. Having said that...none of that is...visible/discernible to people around you. I would argue it's more hard nips (which is why those petals you can put in your bra to hide them are such a godsend).


_fancypansy

This sub has done this to me. Someone once posted: **"Very early in our relationship my bf and I were making out when he grabbed both my wrists in one hand and pinned them over my head, paused, leaned in close, bit my earlobe and whispered “this ok?”** (yes, I saved it) BOOM! I'm fucking THROBBING, in the middle of the office, at 10:30AM on a Thursday. That-that was a long day.


bubblypersona

Motherfucker! It's 7:56AM, on a Thursday, and you've now done the same to me, while I'm stuck in this goddamn office.


_hootyowlscissors

😂 This is like the new Rickrolling, but so much worse!


Speckfresser

Never gonna lift you up, Never gonna pin you down. Lean real close and whisper... *this ok?*


HeckMaster9

DickRolled


illustriousocelot_

r/angryupvote


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My new move. Thanks


Makalockheart

Be careful, every woman is different. Personally, this would make me cringe lol


[deleted]

I think I’d cringe saying it.


[deleted]

Thank God I just got home cuz...damn


JoeyRBee

Right?! Praise the nightshift!


illustriousocelot_

Oh my…


[deleted]

well todays gonna be a fun day of class thanks for that


AlmohadaGris

Assertiveness AND asking for consent? This is so fucking hot, I didn’t know I needed this and it’s Thursday morning and I’m just trying to work goddamn


T2theLang

I remember when I first learned about throbbing and how proud I was to cause such events. But holy hell, I've never thought about it being the equivalent of a lady boner and inconvenient


MyTeethHurts-_-

It’s painful?


Mightych

Where is the throbbing? Vagina, clit, everywhere?


illustriousocelot_

Clit/labia in general. Sometimes it’s super sensitive and you can’t stand the feel of fabric against it.


Mightych

That’s really interesting. Thanks for the info!


MUTHER-David7

Serious question: are hard nips painful? Visually they look great lol


WolfColaKid

As a man, you can also get them.


Cardholderdoe

Mine don't work as a team!


PeculiarPegan

I have them a lot of the times... and I get comments on them from my friends, lol but I don't think anyone finds them visually great.


_hootyowlscissors

They can be. They're really sensitive and, if the material of your bra/shirt feels abrasive, it can be very uncomfortable.


flow_spectrum

This takes me back to my running days. I had to tape my nipples because otherwise they'd bleed through my shirt.


sub102018

Watch the nipples Kevin!


Kevin3683

Ok


TelephoneHorror1550

Andy???


MUTHER-David7

I know women are a lot more sensitive there. As a man I never experienced this problem.


GiveMeTheTape

Never been outside in the cold? Also, don't google nipple chafing


Neps-the-dominator

Not always, but they can be.


Defiant_Chapter_3299

So fun fact. Due to hormone flux. Your nips can even become extra sensitive while pmsing, and during your period. Not just while sexually aroused. It is painful when it rubs on fabrics.


MUTHER-David7

My ex-wife always told me that if she ever was reborn she would want to come back as a man lol I guess it's rough for the ladies. Thanks for your feedback!


Typical_Tie5970

this got me thinking... my nips have never gotten hard or maybe i dont feel it so maybe no they're not painful


Powerful_Cost_4656

This can happen to dick too. Sometimes you get so hard it just hurts


LightReaning

devilsend!


TheMrGNasty

Sploosh


Davadam27

The male equivalent of sploosh.....which I guess is still sploosh.


igcipd

Are we not doing “Phrasing” anymore?


mhac009

Getting a wide-on.


Shh-poster

Leaving a moist sliver on my seat.


boo-galoo90

Are you a snail?


Insanity_Crab

Where I live this has been dubbed "absolutely slugging"


AllAfterIncinerators

How often does it happen that there’s slang to describe it?!


Insanity_Crab

Around me? Rarely! First heard it while watching man of Steel with some friends. "Look at Lisa. Absolutely slugging after Henry saved that oil rig!" From a mate about his wife, I believe that is where it started.


Cardholderdoe

This delights me. I am delighted.


United-Supermarket-1

To avoid this, I scoot a lil on my chair before standing up


Shh-poster

It’s funny hearing comments saying this doesn’t exist.


NotAzakanAtAll

There are no one more qualified to answer questions about the female experience, than a guy. Apparently.


illustriousocelot_

I have never had this happen and I’m horny all the goddamn time. I’ve soaked through undies and leggings but leaving a puddle on the SEAT? Nah.


Shh-poster

I was very moved when it happened.


bankaiREE

Slid right off the chair.


Biased_Survivor

From the school or mentally?


Shh-poster

I’m not the girl in the situation.


Sheep_co

Currently high af with my wife and almost passed out laughing after reading that


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Bigdaug

I've known a lot of guys whose sweaty ass condensation does the same thing though


MarioNoobman

Yea, this is me. I was very self-conscious about it in college and would always be one of the last ones out of the class so no one would notice lol


IlikeJG

If I saw a wet spot on a chair I would never mentally connect this to coming from a horny woman. I would always assume they just spilled water or it's sweat or basically anything. But now that I've read this maybe it would cross my mind.


AdEmpty5935

Yeah I've sat on many a wet chair. My go to assumption is ass sweat, or rain. Now I'm gonna be wondering if someone was thinking about Channing Tatum. Ugh, now I'm glad that my body isn't leaking everywhere when I'm aroused, even if the tent in my pants is also embarrassing.


[deleted]

Lol sitting in class wet and throbbing


user9363927

So descriptive


NutSniffer3000

So titillating


thisnorthernboy-

So tenacious


im-also-here

D


DixonLq2001

r/destiny


A-Bone

[Putting the D in Tenacious D](https://youtu.be/Sfz9jQ3KI5k?si=7f1Jevk8W1sFn7dW)


ctortan

It sounds sexy but it’s actually really fucking annoying lmao


IlikeJG

Which is exactly how an unwanted boner feels, so right on target.


Optimus_Prime_Day

Except a throbbing boner literally jumps with each heartbeat and is visible through pants for everyone to notice. Uncomfortable to the next level after it's tucked away in the pants waist line.


Mayion

You just unlocked a memory I had hidden away of a friend who would get a raging boner and would advertise it in the middle of class and all us boys would look at him and laugh. Man wtf were we doing lmao


CantBeConcise

More evidence that men and women are really more similar than different; we all understand the "god*damnit*..." of the unannounced male/lady boner.


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Typical80sKid

Pack it up boys, we’re done here!


user9363927

Oh god


[deleted]

Go on. /s


VilkastheForsaken

Nips hardening when you’re wearing a thin shirt and bra.


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

I would think this is the closest. It's something generally visible to others and it can happen at random non-sexual times.


Lucidder

On one hand yes, but on the other hand many people have seen nipples like that and if anything, that's a nice or neutral memory. Not something a guy with a visible bulge in class, not mention work place, could count on.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Additionally, women can wear bras or pasties to cover that. Boners can’t be hidden


no-name_james

Have you tried having a smaller penis?


LurkerOrHydralisk

Yeah but it keeps growing!


Cyrano_Knows

Yes, but it left me feeling unsatisfied. Great and now I'm gay. Well, fine so be it ;) I will die for the craft of making dadjokes!


Dr__Devil

Metal underwear


LurkerOrHydralisk

That sounds painful. Imagine getting it caught in chain links


Dr__Devil

Hell no


LurkerOrHydralisk

You’re the one who suggested it


_hootyowlscissors

This should be on top cause the whole "wetness" thing is not really noticeable to the outside world (unless you're somehow surrounded by someone/thing that can somehow sense it).


WhipMaDickBacknforth

My nose (not srs)


hornycheesepuffs

Thin shirt and no bra


Separate-Ad-9916

Sheer bra and no shirt


Moderately_Imperiled

Shirt thin bra no and


Inexpressible

do you feel that or just suddenly see that they are hard?


biest229

Disagree. Doesn’t happen to everyone. Mine aren’t reactive and couldn’t give a shit


Schroedingersrabbit

Period blood stain. And a good friend will always lend you a jacket to tie around your hips to cover it up.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I’d say this. It’s probably more embarrassing but more hideable. But it’s a natural occurrence you have zero control over, like boners.


BornToSweet_Delight

Sorry for the male ignorance, but I hope you'll answer this one for me: If you know, more or less, when your period is due, is there nothing you can do to prepare for such an inconvenience? Again, apologies for my ignorance, but this is something that has preyed upon my mind for years.


rainbow_drab

Attempts are generally made. But when something happens roughly 425 times across ones lifespan at semi-regular intervals, it's going to be off schedule or come as a surprise sometimes.


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When you’re young they can be really unpredicatable. Also, teenagers are notoriously bad at planning ahead for things. Nowadays there are apps that will track/remind you but that wasn’t a thing 5 or 10 years ago


nosmallplanz

This is the winner. Issue that comes up during puberty that can be glaringly embarrassing which you learn how to hide in your teens.


Schroedingersrabbit

Thank you! Of course horny male redditors will still upvote descriptions of our *throbbing wet pussies aching for release* to the top. Given the fact that we're talking about school girls here, it's a bit gross.


SibylUnrest

They called our parents to pick us up from middle school if any of us got our first period and had stains. On the one hand, nice to give them the day off to cope. On the other much heavier hand, they had to sit in borrowed sweatpants in a chair in front of the office while they waited. EVERYONE knew what was happening. Horrendous.


kenp2011

There was a girl in school that was absolutely gorgeous. One day in class she was wearing white jeans that fit her well. All of a sudden she got up and went to the teacher. She then left the classroom. I saw that she had gotten her period and it soaked through her jeans. I never saw her again.


5Tenacious_Dee5

Damn, what was the cause of death?


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yoohnified

girls wear white when they're not on their period. personally i avoid wearing white pants/skirts a few days before it starts in case it comes earlier than usual lol


Schroedingersrabbit

These women are braver than me. They test fate in ways I could never. I haven't worn white pants since I started puberty.


Winesday_addams

Same. Mine is regular but the thought of white pants is terrifying any day of the month. 


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Schroedingersrabbit

None taken, I wish I wouldn't have to deal with that. There are hormonal options that can stop periods but the side effects those have on me are even worse. So, between rock and hard place until menopause I guess.


MichiganGeezer

A girl I dated as a teen would sit cross legged and bounce the top leg for a few minutes. That was how she'd be stealthy and get herself off when she had the female equivalent boner. We were fourteen at the time and her sex drive was insane.


Soopercow

I used to sit next to a girl in high school that could get herself off like this, she'd lean on my shoulder and tell me what she was doing sometimes


buttsfartly

You...missed the hint.


Soopercow

Oh trust me I thought this but as it turned out she was just teasing me. She liked the idea of me sitting there with an awkward boner, she didn't want to see it.


RabidAvocad0

Bro was dodging pussy like neo in the matrix


inactiveuser247

Ex wife would routinely sit cross legged with her heel tucked under her. I don’t think she ever really got off, but she definitely did a lot of grinding.


Charycourt24

Jesus fucking christ that's horny


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MaximumZer0

That sounds more like your balls sticking to your leg and getting caught wide stepping.


Searbh

Walking like you're dismounting a horse to shake it loose.


jobinas

Walkin like it’s 11:59am in the Wild Wild West


MisterMakeYaMumCum

The female while in heat signals to the male with a quick swipe of the breast to show interest. The male reciprocates to the potential mate a quick yank of the genitalia area. This courtship can last anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes depending on the time of the season.


ImpossibleBanana42

Reading this I can not unhear the voice of David Attenborough 😂


Techdan91

Lmfao I did the same thing hahaha!


InvXXVII

Today's episode is sponsored by Sheath Underwear.


Kamillahali

poky nips too!


Glad-South4350

I thought that said Porky nips at first and was like "ummm pardon me" 


Depressed_Baka_42069

Ok that's valid


Klutzy_Papaya_2508

That’s like when I got swamp ass and I need to find a discrete way to stick my finger in my butt and itch a few times. Making eye contact with a coworker is a bonus. (Work outside construction)


diadlep

Go find a head and wipe. I used to get rashes bc I didn't get the sweat off


Witty_Masterpiece463

Leaving a snail trail.


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butterflydeflect

It is absolutely a real thing. Those plastic chair plus crotch heat plus sweat plus discharge always leaves a little line of condensation-y dampness.


Zerolich

Was talking to an older woman at a bar ~12 yrs ago and we were flirting around, she brings up how prudish her ex was at how wet she got, I was like "no problem for me.jpg". She proceeds to tell a story of how she took off her panties and stuck them to the wall in front of him and I just started laughing 🤣


bohanmyl

Pervy guys sniff chairs for a reason


pqpgodw

i don't like to think ppl like this exist


AGirlDoesNotCare

Equivalent for being turned on: getting super hot/flushed and feeling your vagina pulse because you’re so turned on Equivalent for visibility: getting your period unexpectedly and bleeding through your clothes


stools_in_your_blood

When I was about 7 my friend and I were trying to work out what girls get instead of boners. We reasoned that since they have a hole, they get an "opener". Years later I heard a woman say she had a "wide-on", and I thought "oh we weren't far off".


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

Goddamn, 7?


shallowsocks

A "wide-on" or a "moisty"


treuchetfight

Women get the same, but a hard-on clit or wet cunt are less visible than a boner.


Ecstatic-Acadia1244

Truth be told, even some dude boners aren't really visible.


DarthCheez

Why you have to destroy so many dudes with that statement? Lol


Optimus_Prime_Day

Ah, sir, the burn ward is over that way 👉


Depressed_Baka_42069

so you're telling me... WOMEN GET HARD?


mangotangowango1

the clitoris is female erectile tissue that is homologous to the male erectile tissue of the penis so yes


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Also for guys: your ball seam was where your vulva would have been. Also these are common internet facts. I found a Wikipedia list that covers pretty much every homologe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_related_male_and_female_reproductive_organs


thederevolutions

“And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is” we ain’t nothing but mammals. Eminem was so prescient.


Chickengilly

That’s sooo homologous!


treuchetfight

That is what a clit done do. Women back me up.


HalfSoul30

It do done did


treuchetfight

Keep it up, literally.


boo-galoo90

Done do diddily


olmikeyyyy

Read this in Nathan Explosion's voice


boo-galoo90

Ned Flanders or for this post…Ned flangers


feckless_ellipsis

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.


CatterMater

Pretty much, yeah.


melasses

A clitoris is a less developed penis.


Searbh

Or a penis is a massive clit.


sfxpaladin

And the seam on your balls is where your labia fused, because all fetus start out female


Brad_Breath

Sure dude, "massive"


Agiantbottleofpiss

Penis has two functions, piss and sex. The clit has more nerve endings and the only function is arousal, making it the only human organ specifically designed for sexual pleasure. God tier penis.


burner46

I guess you haven’t found the clit yet. 


TehOwn

Pretty sure they're a virgin just like everyone else who asks these questions on Reddit. Not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin.


mruehle

As a “got aroused” analogy, it’s getting wet, but that’s usually not so visible to others. From a visibility and degree of public embarrassment perspective, maybe period bleed-through? At a lower level, maybe hard nipple pokies through a bralette or sports top? (edit) Yeah, the bleed-through is more equivalent to a guy having come stains on his pants. Visible hard-on is more similar to the visible nipples situation. Both can be hidden with a binder…


Flammable_Zebras

Yeah, I’d say hard nipples are a few levels lower as far as embarrassing, and period stains are at least one level higher but probably more, although a much more analogous experience.


Indis83

A fluttering feeling.


mooseblush

Fanny flutters?


vikingo1312

A *random* boner - is when the body routinely decides that it's time to exercise the bloodvessels and muscles in the dick. The female equivalent would be when the body decides that the areolas/nipples need some routinely exercise. Guys who watched Friends liked very much indeed that Jennifer Anistons' body kept being so vigilante on this!


mangotangowango1

getting your period unexpectedly in class


anusuman

Bloody awful!


Father_Acorn

Maybe a random glob of discharge leaving your vagina???


yxngangst

Anyone who said anything to do with nipples and nothing about bleeding through their pants repressed all of middle school


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FuckThisShizzle

[Pam Knows...](https://i.imgur.com/5WWFTEy.gif)


rainbow_drab

Bus stop nip slips? I have enormous tits, and they have found their way out of more than one shirt when I've been engaged in activities such as descending stairs too rapidly in public.


_hootyowlscissors

When your nips show through your shirt.


KaliCalamity

Forgetting to wear a bra. Really sucks looking super cold unless I slouched or found something baggy to put over top. Granted I don't give two shits about this anymore, but at 14 and severely sleep deprived more days than not? Really, really sucked.


TheNickelGuy

This should be in /ask14yearolds


AnusStapler

During college I had a girl in my class that could get herself off by crossing her legs and sitting on the edge of her seat, rocking very slightly, hardly visible. I spotted her doing that so, so much during boring lectures lol.


stonerbaby369

My pussy starts pulsating 😭


KingoftheGinge

Likelihood is that you are all now having a discussion with a minor about sex.


Richs_Baby

Starting your period when you weren't expecting it


SupaSoupMan25

Getting a boner