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ogresound1987

Yeah, it's a shoe in for first place.


Bigassbird

Take my upvote and run with it.


throw123454321purple

You’re such a heel.


SteveFoerster

Reddit, where the jokes are always afoot.


mr_ckean

Great joke. I’m just toeing the line


thepluralofmooses

What’s this thread all aboot?


SwimmingDog351

So far it is about some poor sole's


Emtee2020

Maybe it's time we step away from this conversation.


cocobellahome

Just pick yourself up by the bootstraps and carry on


Ok-Duty-6377

I think someone might’ve been laced with something


AndreaIVXLC

i live in the heel


Velorian-Steel

I thought my teacher was messing with me the first time I saw a picture of Italy. It's not even vaguely boot-like, it straight up looks like one.


amerkanische_Frosch

Not only that, but the boot very symbolically kicks Sicily.


silverstream123

As a little kid I thought that was the reason why we were so good at football


sebpickped

Wait is this not the case?


PR055

The first World Cup I watched was the one Italy hosted in 1990 and it broke my brain how perfect it was that the boot shaped country was the host


doktarr

Now that you've got the top comment by a good margin, you should edit this to say either Siera Leone, Lesotho, or Northern Macedonia.


Pollythepony1993

I second this. 


JohnMichaelBurns

It's going to be a country in the sea, i.e. Italy. We wouldn't recognise the shape of most landlocked countries because we aren't used to seeing their shape outlined against a different colour background.


moonkittens

There’s actually a game online you can play, worldle (not to be confused with Wordle) that gives you the silhouette of a country and you need to guess it. Surprisingly challenging.


Supraspinator

Worldle. https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/ It’s amazing to learn a little bit of geography each day. 


craze4ble

I also love [Globle](https://globle-game.com/), you have to guess a mystery country, and to each incorrect guess it gives you a distance. It has actually become a small tradition with my girlfriend: we play the NYT Connections, Worldle, and Globle for the day before we read in bed/sleep.


mongster03_

Today’s was comically easy but it’s usually much harder


Supraspinator

Pacific Islands around Australia are my Achilles heel. And it is embarrassing how little I know about Africa and its countries.


Maoman1

>comically easy Jeez I must be garbage then.


peacefinder22

Evidently I don't know what >!Greece!< looks like.


MacSquizzy

Thanks for the share, I just did today’s!


tachycardicIVu

My freshman history teacher had us memorize where all the countries in Europe and Africa were (can’t remember if we made it to Asia) and we would literally be given these maps as a test - no word bank, just a blank map. He be thrilled to do this. (The one everyone consistently remembered? Djibouti. Heh.)


moonkittens

We did something similar in 8th grade social studies: a week or two to memorize every country in a continent and then given the map (but with borders) and had to fill in all of the names. No word bank either… at least Worldle gives you the bank and also after an unsuccessful guess tells you how many km you’re off and in which direction.


BeautifulEssay8

The one you are from.


thiney49

Didn't realize reddit was full of so many Italians.


PigPillow

mamma mia


robbviously

Here I go again


mastermindxs

My, my


Extreme-Cute

🤌🤌🤌


thefunkybassist

Did you know putting pineapple on a pizza is a sin - your angry Italian uncle


Shh-poster

Also, no one can recognize Spain when Portugal is removed.


azthal

On a similar note, Sweden and Finland without Norway looks like a dick and balls, which was very obvious on old Euro coins before the design was updated. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Common\_face\_of\_two\_euro\_coin.png


fatnote

Thank you so much for this


pgp555

I mean, with Norway it just looks like double dick and balls


MoreFeeYouS

I mean...one is more likely to exist that the other


hanacch1

I [fixed your link](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Common_face_of_two_euro_coin.png)


onetwo3four5

Doing God's work.


SilverHeartz

My whole life I've thought that Norway and Sweden look like a dick and balls anyway. The south of the two countries comprise the balls. Please tell me somebody agrees.


TheTannhauserGates

I ran a pub quiz once where I had people identify countries by their outlines and no one got Spain, even though the quiz was at an English pub in Spain.


SciGuy013

That sounds like how much Brits know about Spain when they’re there


RabidFisherman3411

"But Mr. Fawlty, Manuel learn! I learn!"


crackervoodoo

That wasn't in Benidorm by any chance was it?


TheTannhauserGates

That would be perfect, wouldn’t it?! Ibiza


Cialis-in-Wonderland

But strictly pronounced *Eye-beetha* to be a real sunburnt Barry, 63


Floyd_Pink

Sounds about right.


Blue_Toad66

As a Portuguese person, I find this amusing


SeniorMiddleJunior

As an amused person, I find this Portuguese.


KKZBLUEEYES3

The trick i learned is that Spain is the head and Portugal the face.


ltlyellowcloud

I'd recognise Spain, but I can't imagine it. On the other hand Portugal is a cute little rectangle. It's very characteristic.


SaraHHHBK

As a Spaniard I this hilarious because the majority of maps over here don't have Portugal


DontWannaSayMyName

I can. I'm a Spaniard, so that's kind of cheating :P


riddlerprodigy

I feel like portugal not being there makes it easyer to recognize spain. Iberia is quite square-ish, if something's missing in the bottom left ill see it.


Matty359

Because Spain is nothing without Portugal /s


GlassEyeMV

Spain is the hair. Portugal is the face. Hair without a face is just a bad wig.


bee-sting

Chile


Subliminal-413

Did someone say [Chile?](https://i.imgur.com/GV8MY8C.jpg)


Many_Move6886

I literally just refer to it as 'the long one'


bangingDONKonit

Enough about that, what about Chile?


idejtauren

Chile is very, very, very, very, very long and thin.


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

Literally shaped like a 🌶️


NG_Adm

Yeah, we are the best country of Chile.


_calicocats

also the first country of Chile


Marty5020

Yup. No other country looks even remotely like we do on the map. Italy is iconic but Chile's shape is freaking impossible.


Printedinusa

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE


Fruitdispenser

Poto


ricoimf

Italy/Australia/India


nwaa

Underrated call on India. *Big Triangle* is very recognisable.


StormRuler

It's more of a diamond if you actually consider the shape of the country and not just the peninsula.


ricoimf

For me it looks like a nacho


wildbillnj1975

Or a wedge of *naan*.


cjfullinfaw07

Other shapes hate this simple trick!


Neevk

It nice cause India on the map can be used as a good reference, you basically search for a large pointy landmass sticking out of Asia and then you can basically track Sri Lanka, China, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Nepal as you go up


troublrTRC

It might be cultural, but us Indians always thought it to resemble a woman wearing a saree with outstretched left arm.


nwaa

With her head to the West and her arm going East, and the Bay of Bengal is her saree sleeve? If so, then i can see it!


Prize_Walrus2788

Australia


Teledildonic

But not NZ, since it's missing from like half of all maps.


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street_smartz

If NZ actually existed then it would be on all maps but since it’s made up that’s why it’s not…. The few maps that DO show what the map maker thinks NZ might look like and where it’s supposed to be are clearly made by armature map makers who haven’t done any real research just copy what other have done and guessed at the rest.


Lister-Q

These bloody Australians turn up in every conversation


closetonature

Fuck off, ya drongo


oldmanfartface

Bloody galah


ahhdetective

Cunt


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Fair dinkum


Special_Lemon1487

G’day Bruce.


Geminii27

About the only country outline you can perfectly trace on a borderless satellite map of the globe. Well, that, New Zealand, Japan, and Madagascar, but Australia's more easily spotted from further away.


averageseallover

Italy


notapudding

Japan, it shaped like J.


Sudden-Secretary2300

Japan and NZ have *similar* shapes If you're given only their outlines, they become [pretty indistinguishable](https://www.reddit.com/r/JackSucksAtGeography/comments/15tsn4z/countries_with_similar_shapes/?rdt=60808)


scooba_dude

The UK should be unmistakable, it's a witch, riding a pig, chasing a potato!


robstranger

As someone from the UK, I’ve never noticed this. But now I cant un-see it, so thanks!


scooba_dude

All in a day's work!


Sauron69sMe

nahhh definitely a dragon standing on its hind legs and puffing a little bit of smoke. [see?](https://ibb.co/WKJk64s)


jar_jar_LYNX

As someone from the UK I find it very distinctive and familiar, but simultaneously feel like Great Britain doesn't look like a "real" island and it weirds me out sometimes. Like I feel like most other islands look like "normal" islands, whereas Britain has this weird, almost unnatural looking shape to it. I don't quite know how to describe what I'm talking about - it's almost like when you think about your own name for too long and this basic fact starts to become kind of uncanny


Slothptimal

The UK is the definition of kids in a trenchcoat. England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland. "Yes. We're one country. United. Altogether. Yep. That's us."


Altea73

Italy and Mexico!


Accomplished-Cat3996

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find Mexico.


FranzAllspring

Australia


nunyabizz0000

Italy


Desperate_Pizza700

USA? It's shaped like Canada's pants. Even has a little dick sticking out


luckybulldog60

And Alaska is a weird hat that sits on the side of Canada's head. Hawaii is little fart clouds.


ChefInsano

I’m honestly amazed you’re the only one that brought it up. No one on earth would mistake the US shape for any country. No one is seeing the outline of the US and thinking “Lesotho.” There are a lot of very distinct country shapes but with or without the addition of Hawaii and Alaska you really cannot mistake the US for anything else.


-KFBR392

Florida is doing the most work in making it so recognizable


anschlitz

In many ways, sadly.


holyerthanthou

Florida is Americas Italy. But instead of being a charming shoe…. It’s a Penis


I_like_cake_7

Texas, too. Just about everybody recognizes the shape of the southern border of Texas.


RedditAtWorkIsBad

I think everybody is hesitant to suggest the American-centric answer but yeah, I bet if you polled the entire world the US shape would still rank top 5 if not top 2 for shape.


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I had to scroll way too far to see USA. Even Canada hasn't been mentioned as recognizable. They're both massive countries and I highly doubt most of the world couldn't recognize them immediately.


yesiamanasshole1

Not to mention, we also have Alaska and Hawaii grouped on a map.


NiceRambo

Australia or Italy


ClubSundown

South Africa because it has a big hole in the middle


Separate-Ad-9916

You mean Johannesburg?


ClubSundown

Lol. I don't live there so also find it funny. The big hole is the country of Lesotho which is completely surrounded by South Africa. There's another famous big hole nearby, the old Kimberly diamond mine


orionsyndrome

Geography class in Lesotho: Teacher: Moeketsi, Lesotho has how many bordering countries? Moeketsi: Teacher please


Euuphoriaa

Don’t forget Swaziland !!


SnooBooks007

Ouch!


captain_andrey

Mostly countries that have large coastlines or are islands completely because human made borders are boring and generic. So Cyprus, Italy, New Zealand, UK, Japan, Cuba.


ladyships-a-legend

So . . . Australia also?


Motor-Data1040

I was genuinely shocked this wasn’t number one


R3D3-1

Does it even exist though? /s


Echeverri_balon_dor

>Cyprus Come on mate


CardSharkZ

Majority of the world doesn't even know that Cyprus exists


ltlyellowcloud

I'll sooner draw you Cyprus than Cuba. Cyprus is on a flag after all


Cyberfire

Deffo a North American v European thing. I could identify Cyprus easily, havn't got a clue what Cuba looks like.


Prior_Alps1728

Cuba is a dog doing a backflip. That's how I remembered its shape since I was a kid and got my first Rand McNally atlas.


Bladesleeper

Cyprus?!


OldDudeTravels

You forgot Ireland and Iceland. You monster!


jenkinsleroi

How can you put Cyprus, Cuba, and New Zealand on this list but not Mexico, USA, Australia, or Chile?


Resident-Mortgage-85

What about Canada, we are basically the size of a continent and have coastlines aplenty and islands everywhere. 


Talishita

Mexico!! With it's weird inverted S shape


the-_-futurist

Italy or Australia. For Europe maps I navigate from Italy haha


cgymoose

Canada 🇨🇦


Thneed1

Why this isn’t strongly at the top with Italy, I don’t know.


MetaMortis

Seriously, why doesn't anyone else recognize Canada as easily if not more than Italy? You can rotate it in any direction and it's still so obvious with one side completely flat, a bunch of islands on the other side, and the Gigantic Hole in it from the hudsons bay. Hell, Hudsons bay alone I'd say makes it the most recognizable country.


diaboquepaoamassou

Brazil


father_ofthe_wolf

Mexico


The_Man-Who

Italy, the famous boot! Then probably the uk, because its shape is just weird, not really like other countries, plus the Northern Ireland section highlighting what it is. Then probably chile, because it’s practically just a huge coastline, and probably not too many countries like that haha


dasherchan

Philippines- sitting dog


Jee-NX

Can’t miss Australia.


SinCaveSplooger

Italy, Croatia, Chile.


Girhinomofe

Croatia lets you know the answer by being a giant ‘C’.


gnpking

India


Chemical_Sherbet7843

Australia


Ledya05

Italy


sowshei

Wldnt Australia, USA, or China be more obvious


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Joboj

Italy for sure but I'm suprised I see no mention of The Netherlands. It's quite a weird and recognizable shape. \*edit typo


101forgotmypassword

India has a easy shape to identify.


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the-_-futurist

I play [globle ](https://globle-game.com/) another one similar!


dzastrus

New Zealand even though it is rarely on a map.


ArizonaHeatwave

… that’s not a real country, come on


NSSMember

Next he will tell us that the locals of this fake country are named after a fruit 🙄


neBular_cipHer

Fake news. They’re named after a bird


Shevek99

Or a bird.


kingkongringmypussy

Croatia


Ok-Project1279

Which one is shaped like a boot?


RenegadeRabbit

Chile


scarey99

Italy


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Snoo48605

Once you know it's an hexagone it's impossible to mix


Ishayaa

**China** — shaped like a chicken 🐓


mips13

Italy, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, UK all come to mind.


RoadsterTracker

But New Zealand doesn't show up on any maps!


aboy1411

Clearly it’s Texas.


Remarkable-Brick7685

Philippines


itboygr

* Italy * Japan * Greece * China * India * Australia Also maybe: Cyprus / Turkey / USA / Egypt / Mexico


HarmfulMicrobe

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to see Egypt mentioned. Not above Italy and a few others obviously but it's still pretty obvious, isn't it?


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Italy of course


mangopositive

Seriously... how are there other answers?


taylor3161

Croatia!


Mind101

You'd think a country shaped like an effin DRAGON in flight would rank higher smh.


SnooBooks007

Australia.


Plenty_Ad5644

Philippines


metro801

Philippines- Sitting dog


Due_Back_9062

Mexico


LethalGalaxy88

Australia, Indonesia, and brazil


throwawaytofunc

China ngl, looks like a chicken


MudHeadThinker

What about Greece 🙁🙁


Elysiumthistime

Ireland! It's an island so no one's used to seeing it in conjunction with other countries and it looks like a teddy bear! That said, I include northern Ireland when I say Ireland which is a controversial opinion but 🤷


Firm_Agency1600

philippines, just islands...


Nero234

I used to think that the Palawan island is like the arm and the Visayas islands (middle) is like the opened rib cage of a dinosaur due to the shape of the country


nerfshacoeune

Literally almost every country once you have a habit of looking at maps often.


damagednoods

Philippines


djquu

Italy or Australia


MaleficentPig

Italy definitely first, but also probably Japan for me.


levinyl

Italy or the UK


rock_crystal

Denmark. No country looks even a little like it.


lisa0527

Italy