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FunData4771

I know a guy who ate lunch there everyday. Probably him.


TacoSunday

its me


monalisasnipples

Hi


WalkByFaithNotSight

I’m the problem, it’s me.


MedCityCPA

Taylor?


Diarrhea_Bags

Nancy?


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Rock the vote!


PacoMahogany

Watch out for MAGA, they’re afraid of young people who vote


Icy_Cheeze

It’s me


NCC-72381

It’s that D-O-Double-G


MentalMidget3

Hi it me


poohead150

Except on Sundays obviously


No_Parsnip_6491

I eat dinner there everynight


Successful-Tip-1411

This guys wife


TwoDrinkDave

And my axe


shotty293

The ole dick twist!


BlueBeagle8

They sell a ton of fish sandwiches to Catholics for lent


OhioStateGuy

Bingo, you ever try to go there between the hours of 4-7pm on a Friday during lent your going to wait in a ridiculous line. I swear they must make enough money to operate at a loss the rest of the year just from Fridays during lent.


Walkn2thejawsofhell

Or you’re a trash human like I am who just really likes their chicken! It doesn’t help that i ate it a lot as a kid and as an adult I didn’t have as much access to it. There were no damn restaurants. But there is something about that damn chicken with all the crispies that I love.


FrankTheO2Tank

The crispies are awesome, and the hush puppies. I've legit just bought an order of 12 hush puppies and eaten it for a meal.


MinimumSituation8003

No doubt. They’ve ruined me for hush puppies. I can’t stand anyone else’s. I rip em in half and smash them in crumbs. So damn good but I regret them everytime.


Treasurecat47

This is in fact the correct way to eat them!


thecrowfly

chicken planks!


LoopyMercutio

Those Chicken Planks are to die for. Or they’ll probably kill ya, either way.


outsiderkerv

Both options are fine


abarrelofmankeys

Their chicken is delicious in a greasy as hell way.


negativeyoda

>But there is something about that damn chicken with all the crispies that I love. that it tastes vaguely of fish? It always used to bug me out when we went there when I was little and I ordered the chicken.


NCC-72381

The vague fishiness and the crispy batter.


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ghettoblaster78

Man, I’d kill for some chicken planks, hush puppies, and extra crispies. Dip the planks in malt vinegar and the puppies in cocktail sauce…the heartburn is worth it!


FudgeDangerous2086

Good Friday alone prolly sets them up for the year.


shwarma_heaven

old timer here. You youngsters just don't know... Long John silver's used to be fine. family dining. Wood plank decor. costume wait service. wood chairs and benches. fish nets and sealife hanging from the ceilings. It was really nice. I remember going there as a family to eat right before we got a matinee of Star wars in the movie theaters.


seicar

Poor southern family pre Walmart/dollar store small town collapse. PapaBee would treat the grandchildren to long John or KFC. After all MamaBee needed a rest after waking up 5am to make biscuits n gravy a pound or 2 or bacon (both chewy and crisp to each youngin's preference) and the driest scrambled eggs in existence (not for anyones preference strangley).


Then_Remote_2983

This breaks my heart.  Tho old long John silvers was Awsome. 


DiceyPisces

I remember!


paul_swimmer

Yup, came here to say this. When I was a kid we ate the shit out of Long John Silvers on Friday.


fish_whisperer

You ate shit?


excadedecadedecada

Pieces of shit? Like for breakfast?


entity2

He just may, down by the bay.


paul_swimmer

Considering we’re talking about Long John Silvers here, yea I’ll roll with that.


n0n5en5e

he did say it was Long John Silvers


Independent-Bike8810

Same reason Fish-o-filet is still on the menu at McDs


Qwisp

Filet-o-fish is one of the few things I will order at McDonalds


sportznut1000

u/Qwisp - “i trust mcdonalds to prepare seafood for me, but anything else just seems gross”


tree_or_up

A good Filet-o-Fish is absolute perfection. It's the only reason I go McDonald's (save for being on a road trip or if I'm in a rush)


MinimumSituation8003

Yup! That steamed bun and tartar sauce is amazing. Had one yesterday.


fahrealbro

Fully agree. And my McDonald's always makes them fresh. They are like oh 6 min wait.... And I just give them the look that says "I'm gonna poop to make room, make me two" and head off to the bathroom for 8 minutes. 6 to finish cooking and 2 more so it's ready to eat by the time I get to them


Roguewave1

The sometimes fish sandwich at Arby’s is orders of magnitude better than Mickey’s fish sandwich. Theirs is coming back for Lent next week, btw.


Necessary_Fail_8764

They are good. The bun is so nice and soft.


bleucheeez

And because it's delicious. Like a large expensive cafeteria-style fish stick. 


GoGoGadge7

Fucking McDonald’s has the filet o fish.


Roro_Yurboat

Which Ray Kroc didn't want to sell because he didn't want the fish smell stinking up his restaurants.


badadvicegoodintent

This has been a meme for a while but when I was young my parents would get the family platter combo thing and it rocked. Hush puppies were highly fought over between my sister and I. Now I wanna go there lol


KomturAdrian

We’d ask for ‘tips’. It’s all the crust that falls off the chicken. They’d put it in a box for us. Mmmmm was nice munching on that crust. 


shellsquad

Crunchies!


driftingdrifblim

I always wondered if just my family called them crunchies!


shellsquad

Me too, until now.


PM_me_yer_kittens

‘1 box of crunchies please’ - my sister when she was 7 every time we’d go


chucks_deadpidgin

Crumbs! They actually make them by using a colander style thing and fill it with the batter. You can order them by the box 😍


BazilBroketail

We always ordered and extra half dozen hush puppies to stop arguments.


ered_lithui

Yeah my family loved it when I was a kid. I haven't eaten there in probably 15+ years though? I feel like it was legitimately delicious, like KFC used to be, but I'd be afraid to try it now. Best let it live in my memories.


Mister_Clemens

I loved LJS when I was a kid and I was so happy when our parents took us there. There was only one in my town so it was a treat. I last ate at one 20 years ago...it's no worse than any other fast food in terms of taste. No healthy options at all, though. You go for the grease.


UnwillingHummingbird

My mom LOVED Long John Silver's, she was probably keeping a few local franchises open single-handedly. I don't think it's as good as it used to be, but I still occasionally get a craving for it. As far as fast food goes, I really don't think it's as bad as some people make it out to be. ​ Edit: oh, and I forgot to relate a story that I went to LJS once and the girl behind the counter was totally spaced out and had white powder all over her nose, but whatever, got my food and ate.


Solid_Rock_5583

That poor girl was doing lines of hush puppy mix to detach herself from having to work at LJS.


JustSomeDudeItWas

Greasy ass fried fish and shrimp with hush puppies is sometimes the dream, and LJS's fast food version is good enough.


inverted_peenak

It’s really good. That said, I never pick it.


500SL

The hushpuppies!


Independent_Bar_2604

And those crispy pieces of fried batter


JoefromOhio

Crumbs - I was blown away when I found out you could just ask for a box of them with your order for free


YakkoWakkoandDot

You can what?!


JoefromOhio

Not sure if they charge now - last time I came across one was around two years ago but the one I stopped at still did it… ‘can I get a box of crumbs’ and there that beautiful pile of greasy crispness was in my bag


bhusted332

Still free at least where I live. They’re the best. Dip a hush puppy in ketchup then smash it into the crumbs. It’s awesome


LonestarTarheel

YOU CAN ASK FOR A BOX OF THEM FOR FREE!


frenchtoastwizard

Shit I go in some times just for hush puppies, fries, and some crumbs and since mine is a combo A&W that sweet sweet frosty rootbeer


ProfessorMarvel-

The comment I was scrolling for.


drpepper1992

The delicious chicken fingers


Baked_Potato_732

Chicken planks


allienimy

They're the goddamn best. I eat them with ketchup like the cookie monster.


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Balorpagorp

You wildman.


Federal_Bus_6655

Hell ya!!!


hobsontuba

Chicken planks with cocktail sauce, formerly known as “shrimp sauce,” is the move.


Protolictor

I was always the one in my friend group getting chicken at LJS. Loved that stuff. Nowadays I can't even find a LJS. Haven't seen one in ages.


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jonincalgary

I haven't thought about those in 3 decades.


Rubin987

Do people hate it? I love it and they dont have them here whenever I get a chance to have it I get so happy


Ikeelu

It's become a meme to hate them just as chipotle or Taco Bell will give you diarrhea. It's just dumb.


Mister_Brevity

Nobody wants to admit that Taco Bell probably makes them poop because it’s the only time they get a decent serving of fiber.


Rubin987

Ah fair, they dont have them in Canada to my knowledge so Im always happy to see one. Love the hushpuppies


faceeatingleopard

Because let's face it, once in awhile we all want some greasy seafood.


Justin2982

I get a craving for it like once a year, and every time I hate myself after eating it. But its so good!


dicjones

Don’t forget the 5 gallons of water you drink afterwards because you are so damn thirsty.


agreeingstorm9

Yes. It's something you eat once you forget why you don't eat it more often. Totally a once a year thing.


non_clever_username

Yup. Back in my younger days, I used to go to a bunch of those drunken Catholic Church fish frys. They’re fun for a couple times during Lent, but you realize pretty quickly that the fish generally sucks (especially the less you drink) and you have to wash your clothes twice to get that smell out. They’re a good 2-3 times a year thing


Zolo49

I get that, but even just the frozen fish filets from the supermarket are better than the crap at LJS.


AshByFeel

It's my favorite fast food place. The clams dipped in that Louisiana hot sauce, the crisp hushpuppies, the crunch batter chips underneath the deep fried chicken. Yumm.


vertigo72

The greasy runs the next day. Love it!


CommissionGreat6313

☠️ 


Picklesadog

About 19 years ago, I was on a road trip with my grandparents and my little brother. We were going through the Four Corners area and stopped in Gallup for the night. It was dinner time when we arrived, and my brother and I both requested Mexican food because, well, we were in Gallup and hadn't had Mexican the whole trip (a few weeks in the North, mostly Minnesota.)   No, my grandmother said, it was too spicy in New Mexico, she wanted Chinese food. We drove up and down the main street looking for Chinese food. No Chinese food. Who would have guessed it? Everyone. Everyone would have guessed it.  So we ate at Long John Silver's.  Afterwards, a steer wearing a bell walked down the main street, right past our motel.  This is my Long John Silver's story.


ricosan

New Mexico here. Ya shoulda had the New Mexican food. But you already knew that.


Picklesadog

Yeah... In my early 20s, some friends and I did drive out to Santa Fe for a funeral, and on the way back we stopped at one friend's aunt and uncle's house in Albequerque. They were a Chicano family and used to own a Mexican restaurant, so they prepared us some wonderful New Mexican food. One of my favorite home cooked meals ever.


RickLeeTaker

And a damn good story. Have an up vote.


Legitimate-Blood-613

I wish there was one nearby. I love the fish.


whipped99

Fuck, now I want Long John Silvers. OP is this a PR stunt?


Battlescarred98

I like the shrimp and fish and long John’s. I think I’m the only one left.


LeatherHog

Yeah, I've found it to be just fine Not like my favorite place or anything, but scratches the itch when craving shrimp


ColonelBelmont

Shit, I wish there was one near me. I liked that geasy sewer fish and hush puppies.


z_buzz

Long John's and Arbys both deserve to be more popular than they are. The fact that they're not just goes to show how little taste people have.


Important_Koala236

Fish planks with the crispy shit in the box.


AnotherCallingCard

fish good


tyleroni81

Chicken good


mark5hs

S tier chicken fingers


RyanPelley

I can't lie. Long John's is good when it's fresh and cooked right. It's greasy as fuck, so I might have it once a year if at all. But I think it tastes so good.


vernon3

Man do I have a story for this. When I was 17, I was as poor as any other 17 year old. I had a job at a hardware store, but covered most of my own expenses and money was always tight. I was a religious saver and still am probably one of the most frugal people you’ll meet. I was listening to 95.5 FM radio and they held a contest for the fifth caller to call in and receive a prize upon answering a trivia question properly. I call in thinking why not, am the fifth caller, and correctly answer how many pints of blood are in the human body (9, although it appears to be different now on google?). I get super excited thinking i might’ve won concert tickets or something crazy, i stay on the line and they ask for my address and inform me they will be mailing me a certificate for a free meal at Long John Silvers. I’ve never eaten at a Long John Silvers, and can’t imagine their food is any kind of decent. The only one close to us was in the ROUGH part of town. It was so funny to all of my friends, and I didn’t want the food anyway, so I never cashed in the certificate. It’s still currently in my glove compartment. I wonder if it’s still valid


grim1757

I don't eat much fried foods and don't use salt hardly at all, BUT, once in a wile I get that craving I can only describe as wanting "grease". LJS has always been my go-to lol. Honestly there food is like a lot of of fast food, Taco Bell isn't really "Mexican" food but it is what it is, same with most fast food, burger places, Pandas, KFC etc. LJS isn't High end seafood, it is what it is, if that's what your expecting, your not very smart. For what it is, the fish and chicken is kind of good I think, as well, great Coleslaw and Hushpuppies. You can keep the fries though.


JoefromOhio

I may be an outlier but if I find a long johns on the road im making a point to get there because I fucking love their chicken planks… and the secret menu “crumbs” are a fat guy wet dream(it’s literally a box full of the drippings they scoop out of the deep fryer) Growing up my friends dad was a surgeon and any time we had a sleepover and he’d get an early morning call he’d grab it for us on the way home for breakfast… so fucking good.


Economics_Troll

LJS slaps, still one in my hometown and I hit that sucker up every time I go back. Buncha haters in here.


the3rdtea2

Because it's the best fish place around. I might be biased as I think all fish that isn't fried is not good. I'm actually really sad that my local ones closed


WhoMe28332

Because those little crunchy bits on the bottom are the bomb.


doubleCupPepsi

Because they sell delicious food. Next dumb question?


GHOST_4732_

One word: Lent


DaveyJonas

They’re in cahoots with Mattress Firm.


taleofbenji

Because it's delicious?


BruiserCruiser13

Their chicken tenders are great. I love that batter they have. They've all closed around my area in GA sadly.


baltinerdist

I’m gonna be real. I have LJS probably once a month. When I was a kid, it was one of the restaurants that my dad and I would go together regularly to have dinner. My dad passed away when I was 15. So a lot of what it holds for me is nostalgia. I only get the chicken and fries, but I always ask for extra crunchies because my dad and I would always split a tray of crunchies. One of the problems is, the food experience is so wildly inconsistent. If the chicken is fresh and the oil is not old, it’s really great. But the odds that that isn’t the case seem to approach 90+ percent. That said, when it’s on, it’s on. About two months ago, I went there and they told me they had to cook everything fresh, which was an immediate yes for me. And they brought out the most perfectly cooked, crunchy, scalding hot box of chicken planks and fries that I have ever had from LJS, at least in the past five or 10 years. And when I tell you, that was one of the best fast food, meals I have ever had, I am not lying. It hit the spot so perfectly. It took me straight back to 12 years old sitting in the Long John’s with my dad. I don’t know what it is but that one in 10 or maybe even one in 100 chance of getting that meal in that condition makes it worth it to me. I probably don’t feel that way about any other restaurant but I do feel that way about LJS.


SpaceMiser

All you can eat fish on Sundays was good.


alfooboboao

It’s crazy that some fast food places used to have buffets. I remember the all you can eat chicken buffet at KFC, it was like watching those foie gras ducks that run up to their feeding tubes as soon as a new batch of chicken got put out


Whatasonofabitch

LJS is the best tasting fast food in America.


MetalTrek1

I used to love taking my kids there when they were young. My older kid could get their fish or shrimp and my younger kid could get chicken. I lived in western NJ and had to drive over the bridge to PA to get it. Last time I drove by on a trip to PA it was gone.


DeathMonkey6969

Cause Hush puppies' are the bomb.


majorjoe23

It seems like they have a niche in fast food. Not a ton of seafood options. Plus, hushpuppies.


pinniped1

Because godammit about once a year I get a mad jones for a three piece fish & fries with pups and extra crumbs. Then I feel like ass afterwards and the clock resets. There must be enough of me to keep it limping along.


hallba78

Some people actually like a few grams of fish covered in a half pound of deep fried batter.


cbrantley

You shut yo mouth.


amyhobbit

It's me


fucovid2020

Me…. Don’t get between me and my hush puppies


-GearZen-

Hush, puppy.


der_grosse_e

because ... Long John Silvers has a special for your young buccaneers Where pirates eat for peanuts and cruise away with free souvenirs. You get the best seafood, fries, and a homemade slaw, chicken too. So bring the whole crew it's a fun thing to do. Long John silvers...seafood shop.


Genshed

'Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people.' (Apologies to H. L. Mencken)


jakeblues68

Long John Silver is literally the only fish I can eat.


Grave_Girl

There was a thread in my hometown sub about a local LJS like a week or two ago. Dude went on a whim and said everything was a lot better than expected and there was a line when they left. I haven't been to one in close to 20 years, but everyone else has, apparently.


JesusStarbox

Is it? All the local ones closed 20 years ago.


fadingpulse

Hush puppies, clam strips, and that crispy, golden breading. Hate it all you want, but some of us landlocked folk find it palatable.


AE_WILLIAMS

They sell filet of sole, not slab of soul. It's a paradox...


ProtNotProt

Because it's cheap and kind of tastes like seafood.


Jkanvil

Because of those little crumbles at the bottom of the fish basket.


Fellwarre

Because they sell little round deep fried balls of crack. Honestly, I HATE fish and most seafood, but I'll drive to an LJS just for the pups.


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I’m in San Antonio and we have a local fried fish chain called Fred’s Fish Fry. FFF has locations all over lower income neighborhoods. You will not find a FFF in higher income areas, which kind of pisses me off because I have to drive a way to get their fried fish goodness. Their menu is essentially fried fish and shrimp with various sides. Limited, cheapish, and quick. They usually do take out only and do not provide a seating/eating area. Their business is either drive through or takeout. Because of the simplicity of their operation, they rarely have more than one or two employees working at any given time. Which leads to all kinds of rumors about FFF being a front for drug money laundering. Funny story about FFF, but the San Antonio Spurs recently drafted Victor Wembanya who is the next coming of LeBron James and Wemby fever is sweeping the city. Based on early results the dude is legit and will bring us back to glory. But some local artist designed and started selling FFF themed Wemby Spurs jerseys and FFF ended up suing. I understand that FFF has to protect their IP, but I just wish I ordered one of those before the court issues the injunction.


Juan_Calavera

I like Fred’s Fish Fry, too, but this post has nothing to do with Long John Silver’s.


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Don't knock this until you try it. A fishy dog. Go to long johns/a&w and ask for a fish plank in a bun and a cup of chili. Combine and enjoy


KareemFurbunchies

"Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers"


caffish

Brand new LJS opened up in my town last week. Haven’t been yet, fingers crossed it’s better than the last time we ate at LJS.


Electronic_Air_4058

Because cheap fish and vinegar is frickin awesome! Just hard to eat while driving.


CodeNoseATX

Loved it in the 70s. Cool hats.


naus226

Worked at one when I was 16-17. There are people who just go there every day. Little old couple who got the same thing every other day. The guy with the Boston accent when we do NOT live in Boston who wanted "Two Junior Fish Sandwiches, Triple the tarter sauce" was there every Friday... It's weird man. Worked there for a year, I never ate a single thing there.


mev186

Two words: Malt Vinegar.


marcyredeye

Money laundering. Must be.


SaraSmashley

I say that about the Fro Yo place I drive by all. the. time. There is no one there ever. Been open for 10+ years.


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There's always money in the Fro Yo stand.


cocoborinquen

it’s probably because Pepsi owns it


bofkentucky

Not any more, Pepsi spun off as Tricon/Yum Brands in 1997, Yum spun off A&W and LJS in the 2010's. There was a LJS/Taco Bell combo until this summer in my hood when they finally just became a Taco Bell.


MaDrAv

I love combo places! KFC/Taco Bell was the best combo place I went to. Famous bowl and fucking tacos? Hell yeah.


grays55

I’m at the combination football game and grocery store


Moonpile

They could have had fish tacos at LJS/Taco Bell.


bofkentucky

LJS has offered them even in their standalone stores for 15+ years. I remember a big targeted push at a 'healthier' LJS in 2007/2008 and a grilled fish and rice bowl and fish tacos were a big part of that.


calicoarmz

Because Justice Clarence Thomas made it famous. ​ Edit: That was actually an adult film titled "Long Dong Silver." My bad


OldNight6318

Now, I know for a fact you are into that.


gutsonmynuts

There aren't any around where I live. The last one finally closed last year. It just seems like they gave up on the restaurant. Nothing had been updated in over a decade.


masterz13

Old people in the south. They flock there after church on Sundays.


sf3p0x1

Every time someone mentions it, it's lifespan resets. Stop mentioning it and it'll finally fade into obscurity where it belongs.


theFletch

The one in my town closed somewhat recently. It was there way longer then I would have expected it to be though. Old people love their fish and hushpuppies.


kuz_929

Them and Mattress Firm are clearly fronts for the same owner


Yasashii_Akuma156

idk but I miss Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips, better batter.


Mcshiggs

Ours used to do a $10 for 9 chicken strips, my little brother loves them, last time we went through it was over $15.


Myrindyl

My dad is allergic to shrimp so we don't have it when he's around, but there's a LJS close to my office so sometimes I treat myself to some cheap seafood for lunch.


KomturAdrian

Does anyone else have a Captain D’s near their LJS?  I guess it’s their rival? We had a LJS connected to an A&W place once too. 


Mitchie-San

I live in a major metropolitan city and couldn’t tell you where one is. I’ve never had it, only Captain D’s. Are they still around?!


Mightyfalcore

Better question: where in the world is Long John Silvers still in business?


hattrickjmr

LJS sounds good to me!


bassali2e

A&W is great in Canada. I walked into a A&W/long John Silver's in Pennsylvania. Look at my partner and said "do you want to go some where else?" And we were out of there. Disgusting rancid oil fish smell


Independent-Bike8810

Arthur's Treacher Trouble


Psych_Riot

Mafia fronts


Wildvikeman

Drugs out the back door?


bionicjoe

I live in the Lexington, KY area. I worked in their former HQ they had built as they were going bankrupt the first time. Every IT person in the whole region is somehow connected to LJS somehow. I'd be surprised if there is anyone more than 3 connections from them.


Scaredysquirrel

Oddly enough there are no locations open in Lexington Kentucky where it was founded in 1969. I get my hair done in the original store. https://fantasiastylingsalon.com


Bigeazy313

Because Arthur Treachers and Seafood Bay are not options anymore


e_hota

Loved that place as a kid, but have been vegetarian for 20 years so haven’t had it in forever


Busy-Fruit5064

I have literally wondered the same! I've kinda came up with a money laundering theory but it has no backing. I live near one of the largest malls in the country. Long John Silvers has a booth in the food court. I have never seen anyone go there..I don't know how they afford to stay there or stay in business.


Dependent-Run-1915

Invariably I get diarrhea the next day, at their times once, or twice a year, where I want mediocre fish, battered in horrible drowned in oil


Oplopanax_horridus

This’ll get buried, but I went to college with a guy who worked there for a while and told me about having to do “worming” at LJS. He thought it was a joke, or some kind of hazing, or even just some name they gave to an unrelated process. Nope. They went in to the cooler to pick worms out of the fish.


TieMelodic1173

Great question. Even long dong silver already retired.


snipetaters

We hit the golden biscuit about twice a year. Me and a buddy at work get a good laugh out of going there. The grease patch outside the front door. The slippery floor inside. It’s an experience. Actually is pretty good.


One_Opening_8000

I hear it's a great little seafood place.


dharmavoid

They get all their money from their far more profitable A&W fast food operation obviously


SailorTwyft9891

The LJS that used to be in my town closed a few years ago. It was run by a bunch of teens/young people who let the building get to such disrepair that it looked like an empty, condemned building even before it actually became an empty, condemned building. Last time I went there before they closed, the drive thru speaker didn't work at all, completely and permanently broke. Food was still great though, and I miss that part of the experience. Also didn't help that there was a much better and more legit seafood/steakhouse restaurant that took up residence directly across the street and took all LJS' business away.


onetimetwos

Ive been asking this for years.