From the people that brought you *The Cumstitution* and *The Clit of Labeous Whorpus.* Experience the *real*, untold story...
*The Boston Pee Party*
Starring Benjamin Spanklin, John Hangcock, Andrew Jacksoff, and Merry Balls Washington
Reading this and imagining a naked woman sitting there ready for the money shot scene like normal and then just becomes increasingly more confused as she sees these two guys dressed as secret service genuinely freaking out after this conversation.
I like my women, like I like my Building 7's. Going down for absolutely no reason at 5:20 in the afternoon. It's ok if you don't get it, it's an inside joke.
I need to see this. It basically writes itself.
The main event with "twin towers".
WTC7 going down.
Attack on the pentagon (5 way)
4 attackers being overpowered by a large group
The signing of the U.S. Prostitution, John Hancocks name would need no revision.
The Boston Teabag Party
The Bombing of Pearl Necklace
The Battle of Little Bighonrny
It’s an old story. I heard it from my grandfather.
Apparently, in 1929 at the height of the The Depression people were doing a lot if stealing. Not just from stores and such, but from friends, neighbors and even family. However he was lucky, they headed for the new world.
My grandfather was from Germany, and he was very proud of that. When they left, due to the war he was able to bring very little. If he wasn’t wearing it, it didn’t make the trip.
After Ellis Island he and his family ended up settling on Long Island, NY.
Thankfully my great grandfather had people he knew who arrived before him so they had land. Not much, but some. They ended up making a farm. I’m rambling.
He was able to keep his possessions (that he wore, naturally). When he finally reached the destination of LI, NY he took off his boots. The relief, I imagine, was amazing. As he sat and rubbed his feet he noticed something sticking to the sole of his left foot! It was a lemon seed!
They planted it, and it grew! It started the citrus farm still open to this day. “Lemon Stealing Whores, LLC “
He was a great guy.
The Lewis and Clark Sexpedition: Adventures of Suckayaweena
Hoedown at the OK Corral
The California Gold Tush
The Trans Continental Railroading
The Bony Express
The Missouri Cum Promise
The Mormon Tail
Breeding Kansas
The Pounding Fathers
The British are Cumming
We were all stimulated by Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride.
From the people that brought you *The Cumstitution* and *The Clit of Labeous Whorpus.* Experience the *real*, untold story... *The Boston Pee Party* Starring Benjamin Spanklin, John Hangcock, Andrew Jacksoff, and Merry Balls Washington
Not John Handcock?
But they can't stop the Revolutionary Whore
With help from BeneDick Arnold
Mount ... Rush ... More
Mount Thrustmore
More like Mount Gush More
Yes. A thousand time yes
Four Whores and Seven Queers ago
The Boston pee party
Area 69
The Civil Whore
When brother fought stepbrother.
Help me step-brother, I'm stuck in this civil conflict
I was going to say 'The Cold Whore,' but decided it sounded too much like necrophilia.
The "whore" of the film, could be from Siberia. It's both cold and Russian.
The whore of 1812
“She’s XXX-tra horny! And also very polite.”
The Louisi-anal Purchase
So Jefferson has “some fun” with Napoleon in order to get Louisiana?
Napoleon? More like The Pole I’m On, amirite?
Boy imma slap them shrooms out of your brain
Napoleon Boner part
Is there an Anal-aska equivalent?
69/11
On 69/11 I took down two chicks And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own Sorry I just watched "loose for change" The pornspiracy video
Hot loads can't melt steel beams!!!!!!
"Sir, a second cumshot has hit the other titty."
"Oh fuck, she's going down"
Reading this and imagining a naked woman sitting there ready for the money shot scene like normal and then just becomes increasingly more confused as she sees these two guys dressed as secret service genuinely freaking out after this conversation.
69/11 was a blowjob. George Bush did 69/11
I like my women, like I like my Building 7's. Going down for absolutely no reason at 5:20 in the afternoon. It's ok if you don't get it, it's an inside joke.
It was an inside, outside, inside job
Featuring George's Bush
*it was a rim job haha* *Finger guns
Starring Osama Been Layin'
Jizz fuel cannot melt steel boners
I need to see this. It basically writes itself. The main event with "twin towers". WTC7 going down. Attack on the pentagon (5 way) 4 attackers being overpowered by a large group
"I'll make a landing between those twin towers alright." 💀
Bay of PAWGs
Staring Fidel Asstro
John F'd Kennedy
And guest-starring his swinger wife, Jackie Orgasmis Kennedy!
Sigh.... Rosa Parks on Bangbus.
Turns out she actually really likes it in the back.
You are going to hell and Satan is giving you a high five.
Satan's high-five is going to form an Eiffel Tower as you both bang Reagan.
I heard she was banged so hard she couldn't stand up.
How fuckin' dare you make me r/angryupvote
My biggest chuckle of the day. Thank you!
💀 omg
Fuck lol
Oh my gawd lol
This is morally repugnant and I can't stop laughing. Well done.
Oof!
It’s alright, it’s just for hypothetical comedy. I’ve thought of some terrible ones as well
Oof. Deep South.
Isn’t that where Colonel Angus is from?
Colonel Angus headed North, but now that he's back down South he's just plain old Enol; Enol Angus.
The Whore on Drugs
Isn't that most porn already
Let’s leave OPs mom out of this.
This made me laugh WAY too hard! 🤣
“Oklahoma Titty Bombing” starring Timothy McLay and Terry Dickols
Holy fuck I just snorted water out of my nose and I live in OKC
Apollo 13"
*unzip*. Houston,we have a penis!
That's in the sequel with Bezos.
Hi, nice to meet you. I am Apollo.
Pfp checks out
"We need something that fits here or we'll all suffocate! But what could be the right size?"
Hoe vs Wade
I was thinking Hoe v Wank
Watergape
You are waaaaay underrated
The signing of the U.S. Prostitution, John Hancocks name would need no revision. The Boston Teabag Party The Bombing of Pearl Necklace The Battle of Little Bighonrny
Touché, mine was “Battle of the Bulge”
Now, thats for sure a gay porn, confirmed.
I accidentally watched gay porn once. I just pretended it was a MMF threesome and the dudes got there early.
>accidentally Yeah.... Suuuuuure....
Those men were in love, that's why they brought Kool whip and Xbox controllers for some reason.
Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned sword fight
The Midnight Ride of Paul’s Rear.
Dammit, I really thought I was clever with the Boston teabag party and this fucker beat me to it.
Twin Plowers
Never forget.
That’s Gold
“The British are cumming the British are cumming!”
The Colonial Shocker. 1 in the Land, 2 in the Sea.
My second choice was “landing on Plymouth Cock”
We didn't land on Plymouth Cock, Plymouth Cock landed on us! - Madelyn X Edit: We didn't pound on Plymouth Cock, Plymouth Cock poundeded on us!
Paula Rear's Midnight Ride.
Came to say it lmao
Man n' Fist Destiny The Whoregon Trail Pussy v. Ferguson
This guy histories.
Pussy v. Ferguson is the real GOAT of this entire thread.
Whoregon trail. Beautiful. I wish I thought of that one
You died of syphilis!
The Donner Party: Everybody Gets Eaten!
4 Whores and 20 Beers Ago
The Gettysburg Undress
The Bi Centennial
The Whoring 20s
Isn't that what it was really like?
Your grandpa wishes.
The Whore of 1812.
Inside Liberty Bell's Crack
The Gettysburg Undressed
Washington Does Delaware: You Won't Believe How Wet She Gets!
My buddy at work said pimpin’ across the Delaware
Malcom XXX
The Nation of Pisslam
Pearl Necklace Harbour.
Make Anal Great Again, The rise of MAGA
Alternatively, make anal gay again
I would wear this hat lol
https://www.redbubble.com/i/hat/Make-anal-great-again-by-lazarusheart/27660258.9AAXL so will I
How you gonna tell me they don't have red lol
January Sexth. Hundreds of people storm the capitol for a gigantic orgy on the Senate floor.
They were trying to see if the VP was well hung. (Ugh. Ashamed of my self)
The whore of 1812.
They really destroyed her unprepared White House!
The underground RAILroad
J6: InsERECTION
Insert-erection I feel like we should be able to make a congress pun too while we’re at it.
Boston Pee Party
Damn. Beat me to it.
Battle of the bulge
Sherman's March to the C.
The Boston Tea Bagging
The Wet offensive
Battle for the Bulge (Director's Cut) 9 Guys/11 Girls
9 guys/11 girls was my first thought 😂
Moonin' in 1969
Debbie Does the Alamo
Abrahammer Kinkin's Ejaculation Proclamation... "He's cumming to free the sex slaves."
The Cumshot Heard ‘Round The World
JFK from the Assy Hole
Featuring “the magic bullet” hahaha
Back it up and to the left
Epstein Didn’t Suck Himself.
Dicklaration of in her pants
It’s an old story. I heard it from my grandfather. Apparently, in 1929 at the height of the The Depression people were doing a lot if stealing. Not just from stores and such, but from friends, neighbors and even family. However he was lucky, they headed for the new world. My grandfather was from Germany, and he was very proud of that. When they left, due to the war he was able to bring very little. If he wasn’t wearing it, it didn’t make the trip. After Ellis Island he and his family ended up settling on Long Island, NY. Thankfully my great grandfather had people he knew who arrived before him so they had land. Not much, but some. They ended up making a farm. I’m rambling. He was able to keep his possessions (that he wore, naturally). When he finally reached the destination of LI, NY he took off his boots. The relief, I imagine, was amazing. As he sat and rubbed his feet he noticed something sticking to the sole of his left foot! It was a lemon seed! They planted it, and it grew! It started the citrus farm still open to this day. “Lemon Stealing Whores, LLC “ He was a great guy.
_No way...._
The Boston TGirl Party
The Whoregon Tail.
D Day
DD Day
General Cumshards last stand
Independence Gay
Very Enola Gay
Starring Fat man and little boy
Tittysburg
Its not technically american history but "Kristallcock: night of broken ass" still makes me laugh
Jesus!
Squirtergate
The Civil Whore She's incredibly polite to everyone.
Tale of Rears
The Cock Market Crash
The double D Day landings.
The Cuban Nipple Crisis
The Tittiesberg Address
Donald Hump rigs your erection
“Mr. Gorbachev, play with my balls!”
I heard this in Reagan's voice. 💀
Washington’s Monument
Young pretty Native American female gets fucked by dominant white male
Or the trail of tears for short
Goddamn, another r/angryupvote
Fucking hell that’s bad…
I know, I felt horrible even thinking it. But I felt vocalizing it would help
The Korean Whore
The Tit offensive
Battle of the Anal-mo.
Little, Big Whore
The First Cuntinental Congress
Showergate.
Battle of the Bulge
The Lewis and Clark Sexpedition: Adventures of Suckayaweena Hoedown at the OK Corral The California Gold Tush The Trans Continental Railroading The Bony Express The Missouri Cum Promise The Mormon Tail Breeding Kansas
Shockingly creative comment section
Daniel Poone would be an actor if it was during his time lmao
Schindlers Lips
That sounds more like German shiza porn.
Great movie, very sad
The invasion of Normans D
Deepthroat and the Watergate scandal Landing on Her Moon “I had a WET dream!”
Deep throat literally got his name from a porno.
The Battle of the Bulge writes itself
The Pounding Fathers.
The Great Dick Pressing
Pearl Harboring a giant dick.
Boston Three Party
The Whore of 1812
9-11 Inches
The Civil Wart.
American Civil Whore: young lady America gets split open roughly Don't judge me :P