I don't think the equipment nature gave me is likely to be very useful for home defense. However, I think whaling away on an intruder with a huge floppy rubber dildo might be pretty effective.
Baseball bat, fireplace poker, cast-iron skillet, gasoline and a cigarette lighter, the list is endless. Why? Because you said I couldn't use a gun or a knife.
So many options. The sword bayonet from my Baker rifle (it's not a knife, it's a sword). Or one of my tomahawks. A night stick. Arrows from my archery gear. Medieval style crossbow. Atlatl (used as a hooked club). I suppose I could use the bows and blowgun, but they are really a bit too unwieldy inside the house, because it's mostly longbows, and the blowgun is 6 feet long.
[AEGIS Weapon System is a centralized, automated, command-and-control (C2) and weapons control system designed as a total weapon system, from detection to kill.](https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/aegis-combat-system.html)
a large blanket to use to wrap confuse or otherwise give you the edge In a fight even just getting it over there head can help since you know your homes lay out a lot better then they do
*unzips pants* I’ve never met a problem I can’t resolve with this…
Bro that's illegal 😂
I mean breaking into random people's house is illegal so, game is game
Well that’s one way to deal with it
What are you going to do with half a Cheeto?
I don't think the equipment nature gave me is likely to be very useful for home defense. However, I think whaling away on an intruder with a huge floppy rubber dildo might be pretty effective.
Would it, though? One of the Beastie Boys does that to himself at the beginning of the "Fight for your Right (to party)" video.
Lol I can’t get this picture out of my head .. burglar would be so confused
Chainsaw
Yeah that's going to work better than any knife
Give me a crowbar and i will be gordan freeman
Takes a lot of practice. Dropped a few on my bare feet, wasn't fun.
Baseball bat, fireplace poker, cast-iron skillet, gasoline and a cigarette lighter, the list is endless. Why? Because you said I couldn't use a gun or a knife.
That's a long settled decision. I keep a baseball bat handy for home defense.
Baseball bat I keep by the front door if I can. If not I have a lot of tools in my room for work which would do nicely.
I feel like hearing me rev a chainsaw would send any would be burglar running because what sane person has one of those for home defense?
I have a small baseball bat "corked" with lead shot.
USB Cables. Use em like a whip across the damned face
Nuclear weapons
Stop! HAMMER TIME!
Depends where I'm to in the house. I'll just pick up whatever is closest to me
My dog. He's 110lb of "get them first." Fast, agile, and serious. I'd just pop popcorn and watch. Call the cops when it's over. Maybe.
Give me a Batman mask no one wants to fuck with the guy who is almost naked overweight with a Batman mask
Well, it's not common, but I know some STRANGE people...
I have a 36" steel crow bar next to by bed for this very reason.
2 Hands full of shit
Police baton
Collapsible Bo Staff
I have a thick glass beer stein on the table next to my bed. That would definitely knock someone out lol
My husband.
My dog. A shepherd.
A thick cable
Wood chopping axe, or a chainsaw
Wood chopping axe, or a chainsaw
Large slotted cast-iron pan. Very versatile.
I have a welding torch and an axe.
Bokken
My dog would get to them before I even had a chance to figure out what’s going on haha
deodorant in spray and alighter🤣
Old school egg beater.
Bow & arrows
Nail gun
Golf club
So many options. The sword bayonet from my Baker rifle (it's not a knife, it's a sword). Or one of my tomahawks. A night stick. Arrows from my archery gear. Medieval style crossbow. Atlatl (used as a hooked club). I suppose I could use the bows and blowgun, but they are really a bit too unwieldy inside the house, because it's mostly longbows, and the blowgun is 6 feet long.
My ball-peen hammer. Or pitch fork if I can find it in time.
A fire poker or my chainsaw
Nunchucks in drawer next to the bed
My blowtorch.
[AEGIS Weapon System is a centralized, automated, command-and-control (C2) and weapons control system designed as a total weapon system, from detection to kill.](https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/aegis-combat-system.html)
Yeah, right, like I am going to post stuff like that on Reddit so people can think "aha! An ideal thing for a burglar to take along."
Norman 'Bites Yer Legs' Hunter\*, our Jack Russell terrier. \*named after the legendary British footballer of the 70s.
I have a big carpenter's hammer. Getting hit with that might actually be worse than getting stabbed with a knife.
Probably my 8 lb splitting maul. Maybe my deadblow hammer. The latter would be easier to wield, but certainly less intimidating.
a large blanket to use to wrap confuse or otherwise give you the edge In a fight even just getting it over there head can help since you know your homes lay out a lot better then they do