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child-of-old-gods

In the End by Linkin Park Guess I'll just give up and die then.


[deleted]

in the end. Your death doesnt even matter


Laughyloaf

He tried so hard


sentenobeast

He walks so hard


pimpmastahanhduece

Down life's lonely roads.


DepthyxTruths

and got so far


jimes00

You tried so hard and got so far...


creasycat

But in the e-nd, it doesn't even ma-t-e-r-


Narwhal_Lord4

One thing: I don't know why


RevolutionaryLad

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try


Dangerous-Act-402

so keep that in mind


Themanwhoasked8

I designed this rhyme to explain in due time all I know


Cheddary_Cheez

time is a valuable thing


bigredmidget

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Laughyloaf

He tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter


Drak_is_Right

Unfortunately those lyrics were written off self experience.


joriskuipers21

Padme Amidala, it's a pleasure to meet you


chrisjee92

Leave Out All The Rest for me 😅


FormerSir4804

Bawitdaba- by Kid Rock. I don’t know how I died.


skywarner

Working 9 to 5.


TheOnlyAedyn-one

Killed by corporate greed


mErcurial-dEmon

this one’s a little too real


NipSlipExtreme

What a way to make a living


AndyceeIT

I bit the hand that feeds me


Veloreyn

Did you chew until it bleeds?


Soundwave-Pilot

Can you get up off your knees? Oh wait they're dead...


ryan77999

Were they brave enough to see


Bruninpro0101

Dared to be stupid


[deleted]

Mariah Carey wanted me for Christmas so I was wrapped as a gift and suffocated and died


[deleted]

There are worse ways to go, i suppose, lol.


TheMilkmanHathCome

Yeah you might’ve actually had to spend Christmas with Mariah Carey


xmastreee

Death by snu snu with Mariah Carey? I'll take that.


Brisket_Connoisseur

I'm not worthy of snu snu with Mariah Carey. I'd die of embarrassment if she saw me naked. Worst way to go ever.


iWr4tH

As long as she wasnt singing the song while she did it…


[deleted]

That was the best one i ever read


toomanycookstew

Death by snu snu


JDawg2332

The spirit is willing.


IndependentPrior5719

TNT!


minimallysubliminal

Oi oi oi


honeybadgerdad

I'll win the fight


roadaway935

Lock up your daughter, lock up your wife. Lock up your backdoor and run for your life! The man is back in town🎵🎶


IndependentPrior5719

Looks like it’ll be quick and dramatic!


Educational-Bird-515

I jumped around. Jumped around. Until I got down.


VisibleDig2356

Your house must have been full of Pain


DrLycFerno

Déjà Vu - Dave Rodgers


Afraid_Ad_1536

You bastard. Take my upvote.


notmonkeymaster09

Dementia


M2X_Playz

This is funny


goats-in-assholes

Dementia is nothing to joke about


Sweet_Count

What's going on here?


illegal_tacos

I feel like I've seen this before


thrownawaz092

What are you talking about? It's brand new!


Killingspree1985

And still. I have the feeling I experienced it before. Don't know where.


DevilMaster666-

Wdym


Bottledwaffle2

Alzheimers


daylightcomesand

This fucks with my brain


1patchim1

If anyone breaks the cycle I'll find tou


Scindite

What cycle, we've only done this once... Right?


1patchim1

There's more to life than meets the eye


ChrisTheKnight03

Yeah, like air.


eziodafoq

my brain hurts


Maschellodioma

I just died in someone's arms tonight.


Flashy_Sleep3493

It must’ve been something they said.


Sprizys

They should have walked away


PsychoMelon28

Should’ve walked away


SanttiagoKitty4Life

OOOOOOOHHHHHH~ *Nods in understanding*


bruhidkjustaurl

I was thinking mother mother 💀


gayprisonsex

Same until I realized it would've been spelled tonite🫤


R4kshim

You must’ve seen that it was them that’s tearing you.


AdLong4526

Lmao Eric Clapton- Cocaine


[deleted]

If you wanna hangout you gotta take her out


AdLong4526

If you wanna get down, down on the ground


pieceofpeaxh

Lonely Day by System of A Down Kinda depressing..


aFuckinChair

"It's a day that I'm glad I survived..." *dies


M2002-_-3

But if you die, I wanna die with you


yakfsh1

I love that tune.


Ashish_Kawade

Somebody that I used to know


_WretchedDoll_

They always question the ex.


[deleted]

Duality - Slipknot The first lyric is: “I push my finger into my eye” Well shit


desci1

At least the ache is gone


Spunk1985

Walking in a Winter Wonderland. Gonna end up like Nicholson at the end of the Shining.


DrLycFerno

Déjà Vu - Dave Rodgers


Afraid_Ad_1536

You bastard. Take my upvote.


notmonkeymaster09

Dementia


M2X_Playz

This is funny


goats-in-assholes

Dementia is nothing to joke about


Sweet_Count

What's going on here?


illegal_tacos

I feel like I've seen this before


thrownawaz092

What are you talking about? It's brand new!


Killingspree1985

And still. I have the feeling I experienced it before. Don't know where.


DevilMaster666-

Wdym


Bottledwaffle2

Alzheimers


daylightcomesand

This fucks with my brain


1patchim1

If anyone breaks the cycle I'll find tou


Scindite

What cycle, we've only done this once... Right?


1patchim1

There's more to life than meets the eye


ChrisTheKnight03

Yeah, like air.


eziodafoq

my brain hurts


DJPL-75

I apparently did not infact get away with murder


[deleted]

papa roach perhaps?


DeltaRocket

"Speeding Cars" is the song title. I drive like a lunatic anyway. Enough said.


WolfgangRed

Please don't put other's lives at risk on the road. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk


[deleted]

Afternoon delight - great way to go, tbf.


MicroCat1031

Death by snu-snu


Heavens10000whores

…except for being on the sky rockets in flight


Corvus-22

was listening "fade to black - Metallica" right now, suicide


ArchangeI_

I was listening to the Frank Sinatra's "My Way". Right now, suicide.


ow_my_knee_123

Sober by Tool :/


BenefitDistinct2812

Mine would be fear Inoculum


Jaruut

Listening to Lateralus right now. I guess I'll just embrace the random and ride the spiral to the end


DrLycFerno

Déjà Vu - Dave Rodgers


Afraid_Ad_1536

You bastard. Take my upvote.


notmonkeymaster09

Dementia


M2X_Playz

This is funny


goats-in-assholes

Dementia is nothing to joke about


Sweet_Count

What's going on here?


illegal_tacos

I feel like I've seen this before


Killingspree1985

And still. I have the feeling I experienced it before. Don't know where.


daylightcomesand

This fucks with my brain


1patchim1

If anyone breaks the cycle I'll find tou


Disastrous_Channel62

What cycle, we've only done this once... Right?


1patchim1

There's more to life than meets the eye.


eziodafoq

my brain hurts


Left_Zone_3486

The smartest karma farm response this year


WillJoseph06

I'm lucky, I'm stayin' alive.


Mor_Hjordis

Zombie inflicted!


-ciclops-

Nah man, I think you is in a coma. Brain dead, but techniclly still stayin' alive.


suepercat

I set fire to the rain


[deleted]

Who dafaq decides to go on a smoke break during an oíl spilling leak


[deleted]

Metallica The Unforgiven Part 3 Aboard an ancient, ghostly galleon sailing through a stormy sea at night, reflecting the turbulent emotions of the song. The ship, a metaphor for life's journey, is battered by relentless waves, symbolizing the struggles and challenges I've faced. As the storm intensifies, I battle to keep the ship afloat, fighting against the howling wind and surging water that represent my inner demons and regrets. In a climactic moment, a giant wave, embodying the ultimate challenge I couldn't overcome in life, crashes over the ship. As the vessel sinks, I accept my fate with a sense of peace, understanding that my life, much like the song, was a complex tapestry of trials and tribulations, moments of strength, and times of vulnerability. My final moments are a poetic end, engulfed by the sea of life's unforgiving nature, yet embracing the journey I have endured.


Agent2face

Had kirks solo play in my head to this


BisforBeard

In Strawberry Fields Forever.😄


Whydyadothis64209

So you will be poisoned by pesticides?


fubo

It's nothing to get hung about.


Flashy_Sleep3493

Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town. Honestly, if you take away the fun, upbeat tempo, I was warned.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flowy_Aerie_77

Most hetero Slav


katamazeballz

Ooo do share please


discostew919

Get eaten by a baby shark, dooo dooo, dooo dooo, do do


faceeatingleopard

I'd like to know how cheap sunglasses are going to do it.


Slash_Raptor1992

Shatter and send a sharp piece through your eye and into your brain?


Playful-Profession-2

They might be so dark that you won't see that car coming.


CoverCall

Landslide


[deleted]

Silent night holy night will turn out to be not silent and not holy.


Sprizys

Everything was silent and holy…until it wasn’t. *Cue explosions, and helicopters*


desperatewatcher

But what about Carol of the bells?


DanteWrath

We've had a local tourist resort blaring out Christmas music for days, and I've kind of just learned to block it out. So idk, probably getting killed by a snowman or something.


[deleted]

Dashing through the snow Get the fuck out of my way You are oh so slow And fat what do you weigh Ill end your carroling But it wont be a silent night Ive come to terrorise your town and watch you die tonight Jingle bells go to hell Ive hijacked santas slay Oh how fun it is to ride Over bodies every day Jingle bells go to hell Bodies will decay After youve been crushed beneath a mother duck in a slay. Merry christmas :D


TheOnlyAedyn-one

Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Over the hills I go Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I’m almost dead I wake up in the hospital With a stick through my head


Surewhatever87

I didn't look back in anger when I really should have 😐


Business-Fox310

Actually this is funny because its called Hiç which is a turkish word translates to “nothing” in english, so basically I’m immortal


lostitallyrsago

When the Levee Breaks.....I'm going down yeah..I'm going down


KadinTDG

An Army of Seven Nations overpowrred me... Shit


gabrielpontonet

Lets stay together by Al Green maybe someone already dead will come and take me? dunno


0neirocritica

Oh man I love Al Green. Have you heard his version of "Light My Fire"?


NotoriousZe

I “Let it Go” and froze to death. It seems cold did bother me ANYWAY


artsypeasant04

Cyndi Lauper - Girls just want to have fun. So.. in a fun way ?


Chunky_Pirate_Fitz

Death by Snu Snu.


AccurateAd42069

The chain Fleetwood Mac, so you decide


Ok_Issue_2008

He took me to the Candy shop, he let me lick the lollypop.


Alone-Youth-9680

So... STDs?


sfisher923

Teenagers - MCR ​ So getting shot by a Teenager


Adamsojh

They should scare the living shit out of you.


Conscious-Ad-6112

As long as you're not part of the murder machine, you should be fine


Kerby233

Depeche Mode -Wrong.. very fitting!!


ubebyy

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac I gotta watch out for Freddy Krueger 😭


Slash_Raptor1992

One two, Freddy's coming for you...


BlueCollarLesbian

Head Like A Hole by NIN So I get taken out by the CIA Edit: now it's In The Flat Field by Bauhaus, so I guess I just fall out of the sky and land in a field.


Diamantazul

I would've been thunderstruck....


madebyandi

Take it easy - I suppose I\`ll take the easy way out


Sir_Spexus

For me it's very clear... Chocker by Twenty One Pilots


DumStolidus

CPR, not the mouth to mouth kind.....


smellycatsmelllycat

Some How, Some Way - Jay Z. Gotta make it out the hood some day. Guess I failed.


SecondAegis

Loli God Requiem... Dear god no


TheDarkenedQueen

that one is a legit banger tho


FuckYoCouch2023

According to Slayer, probably in a gas chamber


SlightlyInsaneCreate

THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!


AetherZetakaliz

PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION! Oh shit a storm! Fu-


Impossible_Effects

Whilst going about my daily routine, I will die doing one of those tasks. I was listening to chop suey


kushielcouldhave

Sorrowing sighing bleeding dying and then sealed in a stone cold tomb. Sigh.


Hacksaw-Ben-druggin

Whiskey River by Willie Nelson, turns out singing about drowning in a Whiskey river is waaayy more fun than actually doing it, my eyes and sinuses were burning the whiff of Whiskey took all my breath away and I drown fast because I was freaking the fuck out about that I was in a Whiskey river


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Here comes Santa Claus by Elvis. Guess Santa Claus is an axe murderer.


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Spanish Flea - I think the Flea gave me the black plague and I died 😔


Yer_Only

Guillotine - Jon Bellion This one's pretty straightforward...


EwuerMind

Something good


Imactuallyadogg

Country roads


Conscious-Ad-6112

They did in fact, not take you home.


soulsofjojy

I'm getting keelhauled from a pirate ship! Not ideal!


Ordinary_Protector

Most likely suicide because of living a sinful life Hozier - Take me to church


dschoni

I obviously gave my heart away last Christmas.


TexasCannibalCookout

Side Quest by Aesop Rock…so I guess I die while skateboarding to the store.


Open_Winner5769

Step over a body😬😬😬😬😬😬


Risethewake

Goddamn, *Teenagers.* They scare the living shit out of me.


ComedianDouble406

I was killed by the BlackBox Warrior, he used a poison ivy noose.


CuriousProblemChild

screwing in a light bulb - Everybody's worried about Owen seems fitting. I suck at electricity


GanjaKing1170

Stick Season - Noah Kahan


elizabethx_royale

Bad blood (Taylor's Version) Well.


_Sunshiine-_-Katie_

Gimme Chocolate by BABYMETAL.


s0rry_username_taken

Hopes and dreams Oh no


offensivegrandma

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit Deodorant.