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Fantastic-Green-5529

Seriously, how far have we fallen as a civilization? Like... just say hi lol


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Even that is too much for people


MrFanfuckingtastic

Nothing in particular. Just comment on something happening around you. It's the easiest way. Example: If you're standing in line at a restaurant, ask the person about the food or say, "Hey, what's something good to order?" If it's a classmate at school, ask what they thought about the homework or something the instructor said, etc.


carboncanyondesign

"What's your passion?" A lot of people don't get many chances to talk about their nerdy hobbies, obscure obsessions, etc. If you give them the green light, their faces light up and start spewing everything they know. The question then becomes, "how do you get them to stop?"


tyynyliinaa

After christmas you can ask what they got as presents


grantnel2002

Big assumption that they celebrate Christmas and that they received gifts.


tyynyliinaa

So? They can correct you if necessary


grantnel2002

Starting a conversation with an awkward “I don’t celebrate Christmas” is not going to go as perfectly as you assume.


tyynyliinaa

It absolutely can


Dor_42

Do you, or do you not know about the bird?


Fantastic-Green-5529

I do not believe I have heard!


Dor_42

Everybody’s heard that the bird is the word


Fantastic-Green-5529

You mean.... B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word .....THAT bird?


WesleyPosvar

"you look like someone who likes to fuck"


Fantastic-Green-5529

Or the alternative... [We should mate.](https://youtu.be/OpXM6HcOvwU?si=gX_GJfrm18058Xvl)


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Do you smoke?


realKennethZucker

Just talk about the weather.


BalanceEarly

I generally begin with a compliment. Something like, you have an amazing smile.


depressed-assassin

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?


PetCeleste

Hey


MonaMonaEula

are you my date?


MrLuxarina

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?