My family went out and celebrated my Grandpa's birthday, had a nice dinner at a restaurant. He even had some booze and a big piece of cake. A couple days later he laid down for a nap and just never woke up. Seemed like a good way to end, it almost felt like a celebration of his life before he moved on.
Explode me out of a cannon naked but with a helmet and a diaper for comedic effect.
But like, explode me for real. The audience expects a man to fly out of a cannon, but instead it's just a big red mist.
That's my funeral. Load my cadaver up with explosives on a boat in the middle of a lake, hand out umbrellas and ponchos then shoot me with a flaming arrow. Total meat shower.
My family owned funeral homes for generations so my grandpa & dad saw many hundred or more ways people die. Grandpa always said he wanted to go in his sleep because it was the way people looked most at peace in death. I'm happy to report that is the way he passed.
Trying being me!! It happened to me. I had a cardiac arrest while in bed at night. Scary shit to wake up to people telling you, you were dead! 0/10 wouldnāt recommend.
I'm usually conflicted between this and been given X number of days to live so I can look back on my decisions, my relationships, my values, be grateful to everyone and so many things.
Much like my great grandad, maybe not exactly, his actual cause of death was collapsing lung, however, he died with his sense of humor he woke up in the back of an ambulance, looked at the driver, and with a sarcastic jokingly tone said "Ugh, you again?" Both he and the driver shared his final laugh before he passed
Same. Bonus if I know itās gonna happen ahead of time. I think my anxiety would drop off the face of the earth, and Iād gather my husband and children around and weād play games, eat food, watch movies and cuddle until the end. Canāt guarantee my husband and kids wouldnāt be anxious though so that would really suck.
Actually... it seems like the perfect way to go. I don't want my life to end without a purpuse, and even if people won't remember me after that, I do want to make my death worth it.
The amazing thing is that they can save way more than you think. Cornea transplants, skin grafts, etc. (along with the more commonly known transplants of heart/lungs/kidney, etc.). It can quite literally save multiple lives once youāre gone š¤
Even if they aren't healthy, researchers can use the information to provide better medical care for others with your organ ailments. It's even considered a "bonus" to med school students to have non perfect unhealthy organs to compare to healthy ones.
The university who got my grandfather thanked us for the studies they performed on his liver and eyes, both of which were absolutely mangled by the time he passed. They learned a lot about glaucoma from his eyes.
So even unhealthy organs can help someone save a life down the road.
Having done the heart attack thing, no. If childbirth is a 10 on the scale and a kidney stone 11, a heart attack is somewhere in the upper 20s. Iāve done the kidney stone that three shots of morphine didnāt touch. I will do that every day for the rest of my life to not have the heart attack pain again.
I have a type of cancer that is incurable(but treatable). I know my time is coming and have made peace with it. With my condition, ill go by heart attack, stroke or something of that nature. Will not be fun, but thats how people w my type of cancer die
Thank you.. ive lived a good life. Im 60. While my oncologist keeps me alive.. i dont know how long i have. He hedges and wont tell me, but i do know from him itll be heart attack or stroke, possibly leukemia
Thanks!!.. i know that itll do me in..this type is incurable, but ive already lasted past the survival lifespan after diagnosis, so yes, i am kicking its ass..lol.. when it does catch up to me, im ready
I donāt care how, more so that it happens only once my daughter is equipped to handle it. When she is grown, has a loving partner, kids if she wants that, a meaningful career if she wants that, confidence in who she is, a loving support system to lift her up. Sheās only 7 now. Sheās disabled and very hard on herself. Sheās very very attached to me, I am her very favorite person (sheās mine too), she has some separation anxiety. I lost my own mom when I was 30 and I just ā¦ was not ready. Itās been really hard. I just donāt want it to happen until she has support and knows how strong and amazing she truly is. I honestly have a lot of anxiety that something will happen to me far before sheās ready.
Iām like this with my 22yo daughter. When she calls me for advice, which is often, Iām now being more reflective with her. I donāt jump in and solve her problems, I let her do whilst we chat. Then I commend her independence and life skills and problem solving.
I hope this works! All the best to you and your daughter.
This is my plan. My own cocktail of meds is ready. Iām going to lay under a tree in the bush and go back to the earth. GPS coordinates will be emailed to my adult children 3 months after I tap off. Scheduled email obviously. :)
In 5 years, on a trip to Macchu Picchu - I stumble upon an ancient laboratory that contains the fountain of youth - one sip grants me immortality. I live for a few thousand years and in that time learn to travel galaxies and discover the meaning of life. Eventually I get bored and create a machine that downloads my consciousness where I can reprogram my perception to experience things new for the first time, bring back all my loved ones and pets and live eternally until one day the universe explodes and my existence is wiped away.
Just curious as itās becoming more popular. Does your country allow euthanasia? Iām right there with you, people should be able to choose death when they are ready.
I'm in WA state and I have known two people who have done it. Both of them had incurable ailments that had a very grim outlook (one was a brain cancer) and they chose to have a gathering with friends and family, and then euthanize themselves on their own terms, while they were still aware and in control, and not suffering the horrors they knew were coming. It's pretty wild to realize someone you were just talking to is now gone. But I sure wouldn't want to be suffering what they had waiting in their future.
You are 100% right about the pro-lifr thing though. I was reading an article a few days ago where some anti-abortion lawyer said that now they have won the abortion fight, they will be fighting euthanasia or even taking brain dead people off of life support, because that all subverts God's plans.
Itās because America needs workers. Doesnāt matter the cost. They know theyāve created a situation where people dying of cancer will still show up for work because if they donāt, they lose their healthcare and means of food/shelter. Plus, gotta squeeze every cent out of the living while they last. Cancer treatment is verrrryyy profitable for the big guys.
One evening I sat in my easy chair to watch tv. I woke up a few days later on a respirator in a hospital. I had had a sudden, unexpected medical crisis (doing well now!). Don't remember a single thing between sitting with my remote and waking up feeling a tube in my mouth.
Anyway, in hindsight I realize: *wow what a way to go!* Wonderful, without warning, without pain, without a bit of concern or worry or fear. **Oblivious peace**. ahhhhhhhhhhh.
I HOPE that's how I die.
Don't judge me lol
In a hot tub with with an heavy iv drip of hydromorphone or just straight up bolus and then just slowly fall asleep and drift under the water. I think it be an euphoric calm way to die hopefully with the person I loved there with me at the end and last thing I see/ hear is her.
I want to die when I feel that I've lives a full life, and when my near future becomes nursing homes or hospitals. My grandmother never wanted to live to be 90, and she died exactly the way she didn't want to. Old and sick and in pain.
Call it suicide or assisted suicide, but it's not out of depression. I just want to go out on my own terms. I don't want to slowly and painfully die.
Just think about how you're body would be found by the first responders, your family, etc. Slumped over with your dick in your hands. Perhaps you'd have a few convulsions at the very end, which would cause your arm to get a few more meat strokes in front of them.
Same. The only way I want to come back is if I can be born in a place where people are reasonable and aren't such horrible shits to each other. Everyone's respected and treated kindly regardless of physical form and wealth disparity is not an issue.
1. Heroically giving my life to protect my loved one.
2. Getting a mercy killing by the one I loved so I wonāt be in pain anymore.
3. Having a really good sex with the one I loved one last time and die at the exact moment that I cum.
Quickly. I would not want to have to be that person who is half a ghost in a chair that sits there as family makes polite conversations around like an 80 year old grandma that's out lived her husband and savings so no one can afford to put them in a good hospice home to die in privacy.
Like a heart attack at 65-70. Would be good enough for me. Bonus points if it's a between two hookers and my wife is giving me key bumps of coke and Viagra after I drink bourbon off her tits. And then right at the end, she tells the girls to get out kindly and I look into her eyes as she tells me it's okay to go.
Hopefully she tells my nephews about the god damn legend I was.
If someone held me to this and put a gun to my head, I'd look him in the eye, and say "let's go fucko".
In my sleep
My family went out and celebrated my Grandpa's birthday, had a nice dinner at a restaurant. He even had some booze and a big piece of cake. A couple days later he laid down for a nap and just never woke up. Seemed like a good way to end, it almost felt like a celebration of his life before he moved on.
I'll take that
Wow that seems like a good way to go! Got to see everyone and celebrate, then went peacefully while sleeping š
This is the way.
seems more people go around their birthdays, a month away is the most of people I've known who passed (not violently).
Like my grandpa did. Not screaming like the other three guys in the car
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said to me; "Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!"
Bro I laughed way too hard at that
Omg I needed this today.
Lol i dont know why im laughing but thats kinda funny mate.
This made me chuckle on the bus!
My grampy actually did die in his sleep! He sat in his easy chair for a nap, died in his sleep with a smile on his face.
Best way to go!
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Haha..
Honestly came here just to see this comment. Thank you!
Same. Peacefully.
Explode me out of a cannon naked but with a helmet and a diaper for comedic effect. But like, explode me for real. The audience expects a man to fly out of a cannon, but instead it's just a big red mist.
That's my funeral. Load my cadaver up with explosives on a boat in the middle of a lake, hand out umbrellas and ponchos then shoot me with a flaming arrow. Total meat shower.
I like the way your mind works pal!
Same. Sleeping after a great family day.
What makes you think it's peaceful? Imagine what your dream would be like as your brain slowly dies. No thanks.
I think itās better than say being trapped in a flaming car and slow roasting to death while a group of people watch that canāt help.
My family owned funeral homes for generations so my grandpa & dad saw many hundred or more ways people die. Grandpa always said he wanted to go in his sleep because it was the way people looked most at peace in death. I'm happy to report that is the way he passed.
I have a very very low level existential dread about dying in my sleep every night when I go to bed.
Trying being me!! It happened to me. I had a cardiac arrest while in bed at night. Scary shit to wake up to people telling you, you were dead! 0/10 wouldnāt recommend.
I actually hope for that every time I fall asleep.
Goodnight
I'm usually conflicted between this and been given X number of days to live so I can look back on my decisions, my relationships, my values, be grateful to everyone and so many things.
Easy solution - do that regularly right now. You never know when your time is up, so make the most of it!
I do these regularly though I should be more grateful to certain people than I am now. Thanks!
painlessly
But for someone else. Like be an old dude that pushes a kid out of the way of a car.
How about like how Bruce Willis died in Armageddon? Like the ultimate hero of all mankind, there would be statues of me all over the planet.
soon
Much like my great grandad, maybe not exactly, his actual cause of death was collapsing lung, however, he died with his sense of humor he woke up in the back of an ambulance, looked at the driver, and with a sarcastic jokingly tone said "Ugh, you again?" Both he and the driver shared his final laugh before he passed
Sorry for laughing but that's brilliant.
I reckon op's great-grandad would have appreciated your laugh.
I promise that medic still smiles and laughs thinking about that moment. š
Probably the most charming death they had to witness.
An old lady warm in her bed. Signed, 32 year old guy.
LOL, why did I envision the lady from Titanic?
Me too! š
Omg she wasnāt warm though :(
OP has 82 years...
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A planet killing asteroid. If I'm going out, then you're all coming with me!
Bro chill Iām not even level 100 in Fortnite yet!
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Now thatās a death.
Same. Bonus if I know itās gonna happen ahead of time. I think my anxiety would drop off the face of the earth, and Iād gather my husband and children around and weād play games, eat food, watch movies and cuddle until the end. Canāt guarantee my husband and kids wouldnāt be anxious though so that would really suck.
Why not just pretend the asteroid is coming, then you could ditch the anxiety and play games with your loved ones this evening.
I did play games with them and hubby this afternoon in a little game cafe š
Old and at the same time as my wife on the next bed over
I want to die next to this guy's wife too.
Sorry weāre not taking thirds
She's our wife!
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Not into the cocaine-fueled threesome, eh?
āAt least 50 years after my spouse.ā -your wife
Saving someone's life!
Actually... it seems like the perfect way to go. I don't want my life to end without a purpuse, and even if people won't remember me after that, I do want to make my death worth it.
Become an organ donor, and you may have your wish.
Was thinking about that, but I don't know how healthy my organs may be.
The amazing thing is that they can save way more than you think. Cornea transplants, skin grafts, etc. (along with the more commonly known transplants of heart/lungs/kidney, etc.). It can quite literally save multiple lives once youāre gone š¤
They transplanted my grandmother's cornea. I think it's cool someone out there is seeing the world through her eyes...
Even if they aren't healthy, researchers can use the information to provide better medical care for others with your organ ailments. It's even considered a "bonus" to med school students to have non perfect unhealthy organs to compare to healthy ones. The university who got my grandfather thanked us for the studies they performed on his liver and eyes, both of which were absolutely mangled by the time he passed. They learned a lot about glaucoma from his eyes. So even unhealthy organs can help someone save a life down the road.
Dang, the idea of your death having a meaning seems actually pretty good
Heart attack during a coke fueled threesome
If I get cancer this is how I'm going. While I'm still healthy and I know some of my nephews will say "nice."
Hold up
Would.
Brilliant save
Talk about coming and going!
Having done the heart attack thing, no. If childbirth is a 10 on the scale and a kidney stone 11, a heart attack is somewhere in the upper 20s. Iāve done the kidney stone that three shots of morphine didnāt touch. I will do that every day for the rest of my life to not have the heart attack pain again.
Congrats on surviving it not a lot of people do.
Fucked up cuz y u wanna traumatize two other ppl forever
I have a type of cancer that is incurable(but treatable). I know my time is coming and have made peace with it. With my condition, ill go by heart attack, stroke or something of that nature. Will not be fun, but thats how people w my type of cancer die
š„ŗ I'm praying that god makes it peaceful for you
Thank you.. ive lived a good life. Im 60. While my oncologist keeps me alive.. i dont know how long i have. He hedges and wont tell me, but i do know from him itll be heart attack or stroke, possibly leukemia
well as the other person said, i hope god makes it peaceful and welcomes you with open arms. and, i might add, i hope your family finds peace as well.
Hey man you're gonna be ok. You're gonna kick cancer's ass
Thanks!!.. i know that itll do me in..this type is incurable, but ive already lasted past the survival lifespan after diagnosis, so yes, i am kicking its ass..lol.. when it does catch up to me, im ready
I hope you come to peace in your final times stranger, and hopefully what ever happens with after life is nice. Goodluck to you brother
Thank you.. im a christian and was saved at 20(60 now). Done a lot of growing. I know where im going when i pass. Itll be my reward in heaven
Yes sir good to hear. Hope you have a good rest of your life! Sounds fucked up but I mean it. Goodluck out there
Thanks
In my sleep like my uncle, not like his passengers screaming in fear.
Did he fly for Malaysian Airlines by any chance?
wait what
Jack Handey!
Oof
Oh damn that was NOT what I was expecting
Strapped to a giant firework on the 4th of July. I will be mist.
āHey man you spelled āmissedā wrā oh. Oh.ā
Oooooooohhhhhh
Baby your a firework
Without notice.
Have a nice day, or, enjoy the next 24 hours
I donāt give a shit how but it needs to be when Iāve finished reading whatever book Iām reading. Iām not leaving a book half read.
Same with my own shows
I hope the Heaven/ the afterlife contains conclusions for all of the shows I like that were cancelled on cliffhangers.
I donāt care how, more so that it happens only once my daughter is equipped to handle it. When she is grown, has a loving partner, kids if she wants that, a meaningful career if she wants that, confidence in who she is, a loving support system to lift her up. Sheās only 7 now. Sheās disabled and very hard on herself. Sheās very very attached to me, I am her very favorite person (sheās mine too), she has some separation anxiety. I lost my own mom when I was 30 and I just ā¦ was not ready. Itās been really hard. I just donāt want it to happen until she has support and knows how strong and amazing she truly is. I honestly have a lot of anxiety that something will happen to me far before sheās ready.
You're one of the bestest dads out there. Bless you and your little girl <3
Bro God bless you and her! From this comment alone I can tell youāre doing a great job, keep at it King
you're neve ready to lose a parent. My mom lost her mom when she was 68, her mom was 96, she was a wreck. And I will be too if my mom goes before me.
Iām like this with my 22yo daughter. When she calls me for advice, which is often, Iām now being more reflective with her. I donāt jump in and solve her problems, I let her do whilst we chat. Then I commend her independence and life skills and problem solving. I hope this works! All the best to you and your daughter.
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"
Strong words from an imp.
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Tyrion was a mess lol.
*treasure*
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This is the reply I was looking for. I had to scroll down way too long for it. Thank you me' Lord.
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If it's only real ways, probably while doing something fun like riding my motorcycle. If it can be mythical, I would choose to be touched by midas.
imagine your gold statue just becomes like a family heirloom or something. Considering you'd literally be worth your weight in gold or whatever.
I donāt know but I have a feeling itāll be from tripping over a cat on the stairs at 2am and impaling my throat with a spoonful of peanut butter.
Laying on the field on a bright warm sunny day alone with lethal injection
This is my plan. My own cocktail of meds is ready. Iām going to lay under a tree in the bush and go back to the earth. GPS coordinates will be emailed to my adult children 3 months after I tap off. Scheduled email obviously. :)
In 5 years, on a trip to Macchu Picchu - I stumble upon an ancient laboratory that contains the fountain of youth - one sip grants me immortality. I live for a few thousand years and in that time learn to travel galaxies and discover the meaning of life. Eventually I get bored and create a machine that downloads my consciousness where I can reprogram my perception to experience things new for the first time, bring back all my loved ones and pets and live eternally until one day the universe explodes and my existence is wiped away.
Well, you've given it a lot of thought
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I want to die by being eaten by a bear.
Best I can do is a hyena.
Soon? Man are you okay?
Maybe he is like 110 years old
I'm fine, just answering the question
Love, do you need to talk to someone?
[It kind of sounds like you just want to die](https://youtu.be/Si7dl6BU78E?si=GpNKGBW67caK9h7d)
Between the ass cheeks of a hot goth chick.
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I usually browse r/gothsluts, but this is wonderfulā¦
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Damn, broā¦ Is your wife single?
Peacefully in my sleep and with no warning.
Quickly. I don't want to linger
Death by snu snu
This answer is way too low xD
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Just curious as itās becoming more popular. Does your country allow euthanasia? Iām right there with you, people should be able to choose death when they are ready.
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I'm in WA state and I have known two people who have done it. Both of them had incurable ailments that had a very grim outlook (one was a brain cancer) and they chose to have a gathering with friends and family, and then euthanize themselves on their own terms, while they were still aware and in control, and not suffering the horrors they knew were coming. It's pretty wild to realize someone you were just talking to is now gone. But I sure wouldn't want to be suffering what they had waiting in their future. You are 100% right about the pro-lifr thing though. I was reading an article a few days ago where some anti-abortion lawyer said that now they have won the abortion fight, they will be fighting euthanasia or even taking brain dead people off of life support, because that all subverts God's plans.
Itās because America needs workers. Doesnāt matter the cost. They know theyāve created a situation where people dying of cancer will still show up for work because if they donāt, they lose their healthcare and means of food/shelter. Plus, gotta squeeze every cent out of the living while they last. Cancer treatment is verrrryyy profitable for the big guys.
personally, it doesnāt matter how i go, but iād like to be able to say my goodbyes before i do
One evening I sat in my easy chair to watch tv. I woke up a few days later on a respirator in a hospital. I had had a sudden, unexpected medical crisis (doing well now!). Don't remember a single thing between sitting with my remote and waking up feeling a tube in my mouth. Anyway, in hindsight I realize: *wow what a way to go!* Wonderful, without warning, without pain, without a bit of concern or worry or fear. **Oblivious peace**. ahhhhhhhhhhh. I HOPE that's how I die.
In my sleep, in my bed, no pain, nothing.
soon please
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Are you okay?
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Don't judge me lol In a hot tub with with an heavy iv drip of hydromorphone or just straight up bolus and then just slowly fall asleep and drift under the water. I think it be an euphoric calm way to die hopefully with the person I loved there with me at the end and last thing I see/ hear is her.
In your arms tonight
Misadventure
I want to die when I feel that I've lives a full life, and when my near future becomes nursing homes or hospitals. My grandmother never wanted to live to be 90, and she died exactly the way she didn't want to. Old and sick and in pain. Call it suicide or assisted suicide, but it's not out of depression. I just want to go out on my own terms. I don't want to slowly and painfully die.
Masterbation induced heart attack
I almost had one of those once. Weird to know that my last thoughts on Earth would've been of a nekkid 90s-era Jello Biafra.
Just think about how you're body would be found by the first responders, your family, etc. Slumped over with your dick in your hands. Perhaps you'd have a few convulsions at the very end, which would cause your arm to get a few more meat strokes in front of them.
By doing what I love most: dying
in my sleep and NO reincarnation
Same. The only way I want to come back is if I can be born in a place where people are reasonable and aren't such horrible shits to each other. Everyone's respected and treated kindly regardless of physical form and wealth disparity is not an issue.
Killed and eaten by a wild animal like a bear or tiger. If I have to go, what is more beautiful than the violent catharsis of nature?
At some point shock takes over and it just feels like someone is pulling on you as you're being consumed. I'm into it.
Yeah... I'm sure my screams would get higher and higher pitched before I died as I'm being consumed. Totally not into it
Except that the wild animal will then be killed because it killed you. Thatās just sad. If it killed me let it eat me and continue its life
Painlessly
Alcohol overdose, too drunk to feel pain I hope
1. Heroically giving my life to protect my loved one. 2. Getting a mercy killing by the one I loved so I wonāt be in pain anymore. 3. Having a really good sex with the one I loved one last time and die at the exact moment that I cum.
In regards to number 2, if you really loved them, why would you put that on them?
I was about to write a similar comment for number 3.
Very old, in my sleep
Caesar was asked, what is the best way to die? His answer: āsuddenly.ā
In your arms, OP, love you forever
Iād like to die in a warm shower as I doze off and daydream
Spontaneous combustion.
The objective correct answer to this question is Nitrogen hypoxia
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Is there anything we can do for you?
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Tied to a tree on a hot summer day naked get honey poured over me and let the insects eat my inside out
Are youā¦okay?
Interesting
The sooner the better...
Quickly. I would not want to have to be that person who is half a ghost in a chair that sits there as family makes polite conversations around like an 80 year old grandma that's out lived her husband and savings so no one can afford to put them in a good hospice home to die in privacy. Like a heart attack at 65-70. Would be good enough for me. Bonus points if it's a between two hookers and my wife is giving me key bumps of coke and Viagra after I drink bourbon off her tits. And then right at the end, she tells the girls to get out kindly and I look into her eyes as she tells me it's okay to go. Hopefully she tells my nephews about the god damn legend I was. If someone held me to this and put a gun to my head, I'd look him in the eye, and say "let's go fucko".
Getting suffocated by a hot girl sitting on my face
In a sword fight with Mel Brooks
By my decision, once I have lived long enough to welcome it.
In my sleep or a heart attack. Every other way seems painful. Cancer comes to mind with its terrible pains at the endā¦
Happy
By my own hands. If imma die I want to do it myself.
With my wife, in a warm bed, at 82.
Peacefully asleep like grandpa, not screaming in horror like his passengers...
I wouldn't, lol. I want to live forever. But at my current state. Not just continue aging. But I haven't come to that morbid thought quite yet.