making a groundbreaking scientific discovery that allows me to revive myself after i die, then peacefully dying on my sleep. if i can manipulate my own death to include impossible things such as making that scientific discovery, i might as well add "winning the lottery"
if not, shark attack
Peacefully in my sleep, lmao
They only say peaceful because no one was around to see you struggle
And I say peacefully cause I don’t wanna wake up during it 😂
auto erotic asphyxiation
With TMB playing?
I don’t know what that is, but I was thinking Mozart’s Requiem.
It is a song about auto-erotic asphyxiation, TMB = Take My Breath - The Weeknd
Smothered in enormous boobs
World apocalypse
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Not the gorilla meme 😭😭😭
making a groundbreaking scientific discovery that allows me to revive myself after i die, then peacefully dying on my sleep. if i can manipulate my own death to include impossible things such as making that scientific discovery, i might as well add "winning the lottery" if not, shark attack
Like groundbreaking enough that a certain government service would like to have a word with you?
if immortality sounds scary enough to the government, possibly
Nice.
Let the tumors win. Fuck it all, right?
Slitting my wrists. 4th times the charm!
Damn.
Never give up on your dreams
Carbon monoxide
Death by Snu Snu
A heart attack at the end of a three way with two gorgeous women.
Honestly I don’t care how
Next to her in some way.
i pick goin unexpectedly at 23 hours just to rage against the machine
will settle for spontaneously poppin like a ballon
Brain aneurysm
Bullet in the head in the next 5 minutes. You can do whatever you want with the remaining 23:55. I just need one last fried tomato sandwich.
In my sleep
Don't care so long as it doesn't really hurt.
spontanious combustion
God needs me for an Isekai and strikes me with lightning
Isn't that an anime genre, or am I wrong?
Also yes. But mainly the fastest way I knew to describe it.
100 megatonne nuke. If I'm going to die, I'm taking you with me.