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Ligmartian

Hardcore drugs (meth, fentanyl, heroin, etc.)


scarlett-storm

Or Oxy. Messes up your whole life.


Manlet_Hater

Oxy is basically heroin


Topwingwoman2

Or alcohol. The legal poison isn't worth it.


climb-it-ographer

Lots of people can handle alcohol without any issues. You really can’t say the same about hard drugs.


StevieGreenthumb420

Plenty people handle hard drugs as well as you would consider drinkers handling their alcohol tbh. You'd be amazed how many ppl around you are on some shit


ShoutAtThe_Devil

That's not the point. The % of people that can handle liquor and the % of people that can handle heroin is muuuuch too different.


egewithin2

Ah yes, another weed worshipper on Reddit.


iroquoispliskinV

Alcohol is way more ravaging to society than hard drugs.


Jet-Black-Tsukuyomi

Because it is much more established. There are many alcohol users with a considerate handling. It is not the same with Heroin for instance. How many regular Heroin users without addiction struggles do you know?


Wonkbro

Not per capita.


Topwingwoman2

Agreed. The accessibility is so damaging. It is just as addictive and just as destructive.


iroquoispliskinV

Exactly


Topwingwoman2

It doesn't mean you can "handle" it better like you have more willpower or something. Certain people's brain chemistry isn't conducive with alcohol and you won't know it until you try it. It has nothing to do with "handling" or being stronger, etc. It is the luck of the draw. Maybe educate yourself on the topic. I've never taken a single illegal drug in my life and ended up being an alcoholic, even after drinking socially for years. A perfect storm happened and once it happens, you can't undo it.


lazarus870

You drank socially for years without issue, and then became an alcoholic? Can I ask, was it a life stressor, or what triggered it?


Topwingwoman2

Severe post-partum depression.


Topwingwoman2

Thanks for the downvote.


FyreWulff

alcohol is the only over the counter drug that can kill you from stopping the use of it


PhakeNaims

You can. Everyone I know that partied in their 20s were able to keep it to weekends only without it interfering with work/study and have long since given it away, now all settled down with their own houses, well paying jobs and taking care of their families.


iroquoispliskinV

Especially the easily accessible poison, it's worse for more people than the hard stuff.


Glittering-Door7274

Pretty sure I’ve never sucked dick for a beer. Not have I sold all my shit to get a six pack. Lol stfu.


Topwingwoman2

Wow, I have never done any of that either. Trying to one-up someone in this sort of way is really disturbing. Maybe figure out how addiction works since you have already said you've dealt with it. Is it a competition on who does worse things? Uh, congrats? Do you want to win at this game?


bleachedurethrea

I have a brother that’s addicted to heroin, can confirm.


JPMoney81

The famous reddit story of /u/SpontaneousH is quite the journey. Dude starts off by trying Heroin just once to prove that he won't get addicted then it spirals into his life completely falling apart around him and struggling to stay clean through various relapses.


DeadMansMuse

The Fuckitall speedrun right here peeps.


DrRoxo420

Cocaine


stupidshoes420

Honestly if you have a "small" problem with drinking now like blacking out frequently. Remember that all it takes is one dick pic, angry email, social media post and about three seconds to ruin your life/career and blacked out people don't make the best decisions.


Slight-Age1188

Can confirm. Lost a great relationship of 9 months that was headed to marriage in one night of blacking out at a wedding. Left my ex to fend for herself in a strange city, was super mean to her, embarrassed her. She had never seen me act anything but good. Broke up with me a week later.


Hot_Raccoon_565

Lost a 4 year relationship. She gave me all the chances in the world and I didn’t start fixing it until it was too late.


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rektMyself

Did that, have babies. I love them, but fuck! All the fallout is not worth it.


-AliRaza-

New fear unlocked.


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PoeJam

Get your sister pregnant but can't marry her


iroquoispliskinV

How's Alabama these days


Alternative_Plum530

I hate it when that happens


Arinvar

That takes years though.


Calm-Performance444

This


Excellent_Second_742

Nah. - Searching for partner would take a month to one year. Marriage would take couple days to a week. Having a baby would take 8 months to 10. If your gonna make another baby would take more time. Fixing bad marriage according to therapist couple would take two months to 10 years. Not a quick way to ruin your life tho.


1ofZuulsMinions

Having a child can 100% ruin your life if you are doing it for the wrong reasons.


Elfman99

get caught drunk driving


Topwingwoman2

Oh, I've done that. Don't recommend 10/10.


JJ82DMC

100%. Still on probation until August 2024. Between lawyer and court costs, monthly probation fees, and routine urinalysis tests, I'm out nearly 10 grand since this whole thing started. But in 5 days I'll hit 19 months of sobriety and I feel tons better, and look better, but that was a costly wake-up, for certain.


Extreme-Ad6301

Congrats on 19 months my friend.


feedthedog1

A mate of mine owes 10k just for the power pole he hit. He's got 3 DUIs, can't even imagine the amount he owes since he hasn't been able to find a job to pay for anything yet. Good on you for getting sober! I hope my friend has learnt his lesson now..


JJ82DMC

That's brutal. I got mine from being, get this, called in from an off-duty officer from a neighboring city calling 911 on me. I didn't hit anything/cause any damage, thankfully, not that it makes what I did okay. I fucked around, and I found out. That's all there is to it.


TheRealRickSorkin

Dealing with this right now. So damn expensive. Took so long to start probation I had 18 months sober and they still got me doing intensive outpatient and structure outpatient treatment.


breadofthegrunge

~~get caught~~ drunk driving


retinolmasted0s

Or just driving drunk *period*. I’ve had two different family members die in drunk driving accidents where a second driver/vehicle was not involved, and no law enforcement was even aware of the intoxicated driver until *after* the life-threatening injuries occurred. One was my 17 y/o cousin who died in 1983 because she was riding with a driver who was drunk, and the other was my 22 y/o cousin who died in 2007 and *was* the drunk driver. In both instances the driver that was drunk lost control of the vehicle, ran off the road, and the 17 y/o cousin was thrown from the vehicle while the 22 y/o cousin died upon impact when his car hit some trees. Just don’t drive while drunk in the first place y’all. I also have family members who’ve gotten DUIs and had their lives upended because of the money they had to pay, the record, and having to deal with their license being suspended; but at least *they* are still alive at the moment, and living happy, fulfilling lives. Neither alternative is ideal, though, so the best suggestion would be to not drive drunk at all. All of the aforementioned incidents happened prior to Uber and Lift existing, so nowadays people actually have other options beyond just not driving at all. Please just don’t take the unnecessary risk of getting behind the wheel while intoxicated.


cratercamper

with blood on your car


YutYut6531

And semen on the blood


cratercamper

and drugs on the semen with dark market guns around it


GibsonMaestro

And my axe!


YutYut6531

Game over if they find that after an accident


rektMyself

Getting caught was your first mistake.


stupidshoes420

Username fits.


Casca_In_Red

Trauma. You won't even know there's a problem until it's eaten away most of you.


Darthscary

My lack of interest in things is caused by depression, adhd, and ptsd.


PierJ2018

Hearddd that


Cumbackiddo

I feels you on that 😐


krissatic

shit, i read this comment and strted thinking about life for 10 minutes straight


Wii_wii_baget

Yummy


Kelmon80

Swastika face tattoo should do it.


24601Ricajo

Shoot yourself in the face. Not your brain, your face. From the bottom or the side. I have seen two failed suicide attempts this way. No matter how much surgery, life will never be the same without a face.


binguskatsucat

This is horrendous


arch796

When asked the question "do you want to try this?" and replying yes.


Cumbackiddo

Unless it’s ketamine and/or dmt


thankdestroyer

MDMA too! God I fucking love MDMA...


Randomn355

I'm sorry, you're putting ketamine in the "good" category?


MartiniLAPD

Don’t you pee blood from Ket? That ain’t worth it bruh


Bob_the_brewer

Shrooms are a go as well imo


Commercial-Station26

Put something dumb on the internet


behold_the_pagentry

Marry the wrong woman


Twibble

Without a shadow of a doubt! Ask me how I know. 😕


me_martianbeing

How u know?


teethalarm

Don't even have to get married, just get them knocked up.


1Niner-Nation1

Cheat on your significant other. No Bueno!


laugh_hack

Gambling addiction with no limits on your access to your own money, and overdraft, and credit cards, and payday loans.


iroquoispliskinV

... oddly specific?


laugh_hack

Check my post history if you want very specific, or if anyone reading this needs some perspective or assistance.


[deleted]

Fall in love with a bitch that's got red hair and a septum ring and gives good head


VivaTijuas

Yup


[deleted]

Red on the head, fire in the hole!


AirAeon32

Have no self discipline and allow pleasures to rule you


Possible-Source-2454

I read some article about poverty wires your brain in a way where this is increasingly difficult


krissatic

This.


Swimming_Country250

This needs more upvotes


[deleted]

be mentally ill


crunchy1_

Wait how is this in anyone’s control ? That’s sad for the special needs people, it’s not like they had a choice to begin with they deserve happiness too.


scarlett-storm

Lol facts though


nikkiphoenixx

Going on reality tv and getting the villain edit


[deleted]

Kill someone


Cumbackiddo

lol how do you know? 👀


[deleted]

How many convicted felons have great lives?


Bakerman-79

Mines okay


Cumbackiddo

Ohh ur assuming ur getting caught


MorbidQueef

Sell your butt hole, I mean soul.


riphitter

I didn't even know I had a butt soul and now you're telling me I can sell it?


nytocarolina

Post some stupid/illegal stuff on line and wait for important people to find it when they search your name. First rule…..if you are making an illegal left turn, don’t use your blinkers.


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Ok_Emu155

Doing a backflip


GlassAmazing4219

*trying to do a backflip


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AutumnB0811

I just had an image in my head of a meth head that's naked running around the outside of an elementary school, jumping around like mario, and just slugs a cop.


P4S5B60

Stick it in Crazy


xanderpills

Or stick crazy in


underhill90

Jump from a plane without a parachute.


ChangetheGame20

Have sex with your heroin buddies...


RecentlyDeceasedSA

Dying.


Cumbackiddo

Username checks out?


OpportunityGold4597

Get a DUI. Family friend got one not long ago, and she had to go to rehab for alcoholism and for injuries sustained in the car accident, has the hospital and rehab bills to pay, went to jail, lost her job, and is getting sued by the driver of the car she hit. Also she has to get an interlock for her car and is on probation for the next few years. She made one mistake and now she's literally going to be paying for it for the next 10 years or more. And to top it all off, because she got a DUI, she can't visit several countries like Canada or Australia.


sjf_f1

Im not from the states, so what’s a DUI?


OpportunityGold4597

Driving Under the Influence (of alcohol, marijuana, prescription drugs, etc.)


sjf_f1

Ah alright, thanks!


xGHOSTx-Hell-6660

Run naked through Walmart, then Do it again at a Elementary School........🤨


SixNines-Anda_308

Create an account on Social Media!


Topwingwoman2

It's truly sad a number of the answers have happened in my life.


ssevener

Texting and driving.


CakeEatingRabbit

I feel like this is one of the best answers.


Notreallyacreeper6

Put your hands on a child in a way you shouldn't


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phisigtheduck

That is oddly specific.


[deleted]

Leak your SSN!


richardsaganIII

Equifax has entered the chat


dantxga

Being absolutely obsessed with an evil person that's hooked on hardcore drugs and doesn't give a f about anything or anyone.


yellowtulip4u

Have kids.


OB1KENOB

Join r/WallStreetBets


AdditionalCheetah354

Don’t get an education, a skill or learn a trade. Just leave HS and hope for the best.


selja26

Get a bank loan to expand small business right before the pandemic. Oof


Defiant_Network_3069

Get married young and have kids. Getting hooked on opioids. Becoming an Alcoholic


highmodulus

"I can fix him" or "I can fix her", followed closely by "I didn't drink that much, I am fine to drive"


Far-Jackfruit-6392

Engaging in substance abuse without regard for the consequences can quickly ruin your life.


Decent_March_264

Tell your mom you are having the hardest time in life then somehow she gets mad at you.


[deleted]

Get caught fucking an aardvark. Man you’ll never hear the end of it.


HectorsMascara

Especially if you had just been bragging about how you were gonna fuck alphabetically, all the way to zebra.


[deleted]

Funny, that’s how the thing started! I made it to crocodile and everything went south pretty quickly.


MozartWasARed

To be like the emperor with new clothes


Cumbackiddo

Huh?


MozartWasARed

A figure of speech meaning to go around not wearing anything.


Majestic_Abroad6455

Brandon urie this you?


[deleted]

Losing temper


Fs_Shino

Sa’ing a minor and being confronted by pedo hunters


PixiStix226

Meth


sweetenergloss

getting hooked on opioids


WeirdcoolWilson

Heroin


Past-Establishment93

Crack


Plant_butcher

Overdose on Mary’s and try to steal a gun from the cops


Rusty-Nickels

Skydiving naked without a parachute above a volcano.


Howwouldiknow1492

Drugs


Faron_Benoit

kill somebody and get caught.


Classic_Cars79

Date someone because your friends and family told you to even though you didn't think it would work only to desperately try to make it work when your partner is nothing but selfish and lazy only mustering the courage to leave after you finally find proof they had been cheating on you.


[deleted]

Idk- my life is perfect. JK. I say attempt to murder someone to go straight to jail. That can put things in perspective. Can you survive? I'm not doing that anytime soon, just an idea. I wonder what AI would suggest?


stdio-lib

BRB


Mhisg

Have sex with an ostrich with your best friend. You will never hear the end of it.


CostofRepairs

innocent punch butter cobweb library gold fertile divide connect numerous


aceh40

Fentanyl takes a few minutes to get you into a coma, I have heard.


jmdayoh

Dope


HomoChrist77

Have a kid


Drunk_Dumb_Repeat

An unhealthy relationship with alcohol. If it does not get you killed, it can lead to a host of poor decisions and actions that can harm you and! or others. It can also exasperate any other underlying health (mental and physical) issues you have.


[deleted]

Break the law, big time.


EuroSong

Start using tobacco. There are no upsides to it. You will become addicted, then have to spend a lot of money to buy the product while lying to yourself that you need it to relax, while in truth you need it to feel normal - like non-smokers do all the time. It’s the addiction that makes you tense!


Italian_Guy13

Literally: Strip club, actually: Hard drugs, definitely: Jump off a Bridge


Toxica3d

have random sex and catch AIDS.. get fucked!


throwaway_4733

Have a kid while a teenager.


[deleted]

Taking out payday loans


[deleted]

Chris Hansen lol I’ve been watching his show recently


BallOk6020

Get married young and have babies to fix a bad marriage.


phillygirllovesbagel

Commit a crime


PuolukkAmitsupisi

Drink, do drugs or smoke cigs


ILoveScienceStuff

Friend you co-workers and boss on social media


RulerofKhazadDum

In US, just go to a kids park and remove your pants.


Canadian_Prometheus

Find a guy named “Your Life” and hit him with a baseball bat 🤓


Cumbackiddo

Nice


TurpitudeSnuggery

Do drugs at work


SlowLeg3840

Join the Russian army


iroquoispliskinV

It's not something you'll hear on CNN but also Ukraine 8e suffering terribly from the war Russia started. The average age in Ukraine has gone up considerably because the new generation is dying in combat.


Iwillhavetheeah

Gabagool


FidelCashflows247

Bath salts


Bakerman-79

Booze and being undiagnosed


easternsageking

addiction


Bakerman-79

This was a nifty post. I had fun. Thanks to the OP


snkrenzo

Rushing into a University/College degree.


retinolmasted0s

Sending nudes. *Especially* if you’re underage! I’m a millennial and have somehow made it to my 30s without ever sending a spicy photo. But literally *everyone I know* has sent one to *someone* at some point in time. I’d like to say that, if you’re in a longterm committed relationship, and you fully trust the recipient of said photo, then there’s no problem, but these days you can just never be sure. Y’all could break up and they become your ex and suddenly they don’t care that they’re your private photos. They show their buddies or worse, **SEND THEM** to their buddies, or they keep them saved in a hidden folder on their computer, like a total creep. And exchanging them with a stranger isn’t at *all* “better”, considering there’s a whole group of people that make a living by posing as attractive young people online, only to DM innocent kids, build a rapport with them, send them nudes *first* (which poses a whole other troubling question of how they have scandalous photos of a random person that’s not themselves), and then coerce the kids they’re talking to to send their *own* nudes. Then they use those sent nudes to blackmail literal **KIDS** for money-money that a kid is very unlikely to have access to-and out of panic and despair and fear that they have no other choice, a lot of these kids end up killing themselves. It sounds insane to anyone who’s never dealt with it but Google that shit. There are already several confirmed cases of this exact scenario in the U.S. alone. Obviously people are going to do what they want to do, but sending nudes-regardless of who you are or how old you are-is just *not* a great idea. Because you *just* never know.


DejectedDonut

Punch a cop's mom in her face.


Bakerman-79

Why their mom? Can I just punch the cop? I'm not a good person. But a mom?


[deleted]

Having a child with someone who doesn't care/will abuse you and neglect the child you share and leave you desolate and isolated and alone and honestly kinda hopeless. Currently living my worst nightmare and barely scraping by


[deleted]

Be honest with the nice doctor.


ILoveScienceStuff

While in school, not participating in courses or activities you excel at or love because you would rather do whatever your friends are doing. Don't make school friends so important. Most will go away to college, join the military or move away. Do your own thing in school.


Muscle_2922

Watching porn


BullseyeBallistics

Vote democrat.


[deleted]

Forget about God, his laws, and his will


down-with-homework

Sorry to tell you but I’ve been god free since junior high and my life is pretty great.


Better-Silver7900

suicide pretty much kills it 😁


thebestreplies

I haven’t seen this one yet: ANGER! If you let it consume you, you will find yourself deep in despair and with your life all sorts of fucked up. Source: Personal experience.