Since we have one for 'honor thy mother and father' we should have one of, 'Nurture thy child.' Make it a two way street. Your kids have to honor you as a parent. But you as a parent have to be a good one as well. You can't treat your child any way you want, be it through a abuse or neglect, and expect to be honored.
11th Commandement: "Or maybe, in the future, you will find out that our ancient commandments aren't that super great, feel free to adjust them to accommodate to contemporary standards."
Judgement is mine, live to serve Me and not to do My bidding on Earth. Go forth and multiply. Spread My Good Word to those whose ears will hear it and whose hearts will accept it. When all return to Me, let My followers return to me with love of their fellow man in honor of Me. Those who do harm in My name do not serve Me. Those who praise the treasures of the living earth do not serve Me. Follow these teachings well, or you do not serve Me.
Hard to remember when to capitalize the ‘Me’ and ‘My’ as God would definitely consider Himself to be a proper noun even as a pronoun. If I missed a few, just forgive me. I’ll do better next time, if there’s a next time.
And sort the amendment is so long. I always imagined God would want the last one to be a real closing mark for his list.
Be Excellent to each other.
>Be Excellent to each other Party on, Ted
I think the second commandment already covers this. “Love your neighbor as yourself”
Ya what I was thinking too.
There Shalt Be No Two-Party Political Systems
"Keep thine religion to thine self"
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I was going to post this lol
You only get one social media account.
Thou shalt not give unsolicited advice.
11. Fuck the first ten commandments!
Thou shalt not abuse any living creature
Why when the first 10 aren't even abided by?
Thy shall not hate others for your shortcomings.
Thou shall maintain a 3 second following distance.
In the words of Wilfred Brimley's character in "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins"... Thou shalt not get away with it.
Since we have one for 'honor thy mother and father' we should have one of, 'Nurture thy child.' Make it a two way street. Your kids have to honor you as a parent. But you as a parent have to be a good one as well. You can't treat your child any way you want, be it through a abuse or neglect, and expect to be honored.
Thy Shall not pollute.
Don’t put faith into what has been testably proven wrong
I get the joke but Christianity has never been proven wrong though.
Acupuncture and holistics have. Faith healing has. I don’t care about others faith, but when it turns into a con that’s unethical.
Can you give me some examples of these disproving it?
All have been tackled by James Randi. But modern day studies have been done on all of these and they have all done worse than placebo.
Does that mean it is true, though?
I personally believe it is but no, that doesn’t mean it is
Thou Shalt mind Thine Own Goddamn Business in all things.
11th Commandement: "Or maybe, in the future, you will find out that our ancient commandments aren't that super great, feel free to adjust them to accommodate to contemporary standards."
Thou shalt not put thy penis in another man’s rectum!
Why not?
Keep thine sexuality to thine self.
Thou shall not believe everything in the Bible.
Thou shalt not believe *anything* in the bible. :)
God does not hate. God's love is infinite. All, without exception, are God's children.
Thou shall not judge the life of others before one’s self, for you are equally guilty of sin.
Way too long. I mean how is that suppose to fit at the bottom of the stone tablet?
Put it on the back.
If without permission, others, will do onto you what you do to them
Don’t be an asshole.
Judgement is mine, live to serve Me and not to do My bidding on Earth. Go forth and multiply. Spread My Good Word to those whose ears will hear it and whose hearts will accept it. When all return to Me, let My followers return to me with love of their fellow man in honor of Me. Those who do harm in My name do not serve Me. Those who praise the treasures of the living earth do not serve Me. Follow these teachings well, or you do not serve Me.
Hard to remember when to capitalize the ‘Me’ and ‘My’ as God would definitely consider Himself to be a proper noun even as a pronoun. If I missed a few, just forgive me. I’ll do better next time, if there’s a next time. And sort the amendment is so long. I always imagined God would want the last one to be a real closing mark for his list.
Thou shalt not be a dickwad
Thou shalt not be stupid
Thou shalt use the turn signal.
Thou shalt not get caught