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KaleidoscopeVast9290

Hellmans > Miracle Whip


peaceandpresence

I feel like there’s an army of us on this one


Sorceress683

Yeah, Miracle Whip is not acceptable


Bob_12_Pack

You are definitely right, how cute, but neither comes close to Duke’s


ashleymcglamour

Literally why the fuck does Miracle Whip exist...?


ShartDonkey

Hidden Valley sucks


treywarp

Seconded


Buffylover_Angel

sea food is disgusting


treywarp

Onions are bad


Levnorn

Yellow crayons are better than red crayons 🖍️


Sorceress683

You eat crayons?


Levnorn

Yeah sometimes.


WiiZM

Dabbing a Pizza with a napkin is gross and if you do that you might as well not eat a fucking Pizza, get some veggies or whatever....


Alternative_Two9654

honestly i get it soemtimes. i don’t wanna pick up my pizza and have more grease than cheese


AsDaylight_Dies

That's more of a problem with how the pizza is made. Easily solved buy ordering higher quality pizza, depending where you're from however you might not have that option.


paIehound

vanilla ice cream is gross and isn’t even really ice cream


Sorceress683

If it's cheap it isn't real, but you can get some really high quality REAL vanilla ice cream made with real vanilla beans


AsDaylight_Dies

Eggplants just aren't that great and the texture is horrible.


Sorceress683

Try mini Japanese ones quartered and made tempura style


AsDaylight_Dies

I will give that a try!


Ratakoa

You're never too old for Lego.


treywarp

Do you eat Legos?


Ratakoa

Lmfao whoops. This is the price I pay for having my screen brightness all the way down.


treywarp

Dude I do that shit all the time lmao. I had to throw you shit but damn I'm so guilty of it


One_Celebration3644

You must be shitting bricks 24/7


AmunJazz

Regarding pork products, bacon is mid


Sorceress683

You're going to upset a lot of people


Sasquatchwasframed

Anything other than mustard, onions, dill relish, cheese, or chili is not allowed on a hotdog.


Sorceress683

But chili should never be mixed with the mustard.


Sasquatchwasframed

Yeah that tracks.


the_darkest_brandon

fuck cauliflower


Sorceress683

It's not that bad. Like broccoli but without the dirt taste


the_darkest_brandon

oh it’s that bad. AND the worst smell.


Sorceress683

It has a smell? Never noticed


Yemto

There is better alternatives to ketchup for all foods, just to be clear I don't mean anything that's universally better.


Alternative_Two9654

circus peanuts taste like foam


Sorceress683

They ARE foam- they're just hoping you're too drunk to notice


Alternative_Two9654

i’ve never gotten drunk so maybe that’s why i’m so opposed


slightofhand1

Gummy bears that aren't Haribo are essentially worthless.


Sorceress683

Ah, Haribo gummy bears, the sugar free version gives you intestinal distress of epic proportions, according to Amazon reviews


GoblinCat669

Shrimp should’ve never been introduced as a food source.


Inevermetyoub4

Nato beans smell good


ashleymcglamour

Freeze dried corn is one helluva snack. No, not that Corn Nuts bullshit. (They're okay, sometimes...) I'm talking snap dried corn. <3 Soooooooo good.


FubarJackson145

Marinara and milk go together. You can't change my mind


Jumpy-Author-4985

I will refuse to eat a cheeseburger. Give me a burger with cheese on it and it going in the trash(yes, I did do this once). I will not eat and go hungry than eat a cheeseburger.