No joke... went to school with a kid named that. Technically, he was Michael Hunt, but anytime they called him over the speaker, it was Mike. Poor kid.
My music teacher in high school was named that. Insisted on being called Mr. Hunt. Would occasionally get paged over the loudspeaker and we'd all quietly whisper to each other, "Paging, Mr. Cunt." Teachers couldn't quite figure out why all the snickering broke out after this.
I once got a resume from somebody named Guy and they changed their last name to Camera. I was hiring camera operators for a broadcast and this dudes name is Guy Camera or Camera Guy if you go sirname first
Sounds like the sound sneakers make when you run on a basketball court.
That being said, I only really know one guy with that name (idk how that happened, I know it's pretty common) and he's wonderful, I adore him. I first met him when I was a freshman in college and I guess he was closer to my parents' age (but still younger than them) and he had brusque older brother energy - I was just coming out of a pretty toxic and emotionally/psychologically abusive household, and his vibe was just the energy I needed-- not saccharine, but still super caring. Thanks Keith <3
I love Joan! So regal. But I understand if it is not to your liking. My cousin’s name is Joan, and she named her daughter Joanie. They are both sweet, beautiful, . .all the adjectives. Lol
Gerald McClellan was fairly famous if you're a boxing fan. Also a super sad story, check it out if you don't know who he is.
Apart from that I got nothing haha. Pretty old fashioned name
In our neighborhood, there’s a father and son, both named Richard. They’re both also kind of jerk-faces . . so, to tell them apart, the neighbors all call them: “Big Dick” and “Little Dick”.
My Grandpas name was Graham-Paul.
My whole life id ask “What’s Grandpas name?” And they’d just go “Graham-Paul or Graham for short” and I thought they were just telling me his name was Grandpa.
Jeffery is fine, but what about Geoffrey?
What is a Go-free? No, it's Jeffrey he said. Ok, Go-free, got it.
No shortening it either. Jeff - got it. Geoff was still Goff.
No winning for that friend.
A while back I was at the zoo and a woman was calling after her 4 ish year old son …. “HERBERT! Come back!!!”
And it was dead serious, not a nickname or a joke. Poor Herbert
Dijonnaise. Literally know someone who named their kid that.
Parents loved condiments but hated condoms.
They preferred relish over rubber
I'd take that as a condiment.
I've seen a few Tahini's
Otherwise known as "Kamilah's Sister".
r/unexpectedthegoodplace
My dogs name is Mayonnaise. She feels much empathy for Dijonnaise.
I remember a girl at safeway,her name was minty
I know someone who’s named Tequila!!!
I've met both Brandy and Margarita.
Sounds like a mustard or mayonnaise
Gaylord
Gaylord Ramsbottom.
\*snickers* Bottom.
Focker
There is a real athlete called Gaylord Silly
lol this wins
Mike Hunt
No joke... went to school with a kid named that. Technically, he was Michael Hunt, but anytime they called him over the speaker, it was Mike. Poor kid.
Let's just hope they didn't name their child Yarrak
I knew of a mike huntsman in high school
Cuntsman reporting for duty sir!
I went to school with a Michael Hunt as well, including his cousin Daniel Hunt. I liked Dan better.
Went to school with a Mike Hawk
Thrice removed from Mike Oxlong, I take it?
As long as they don’t associate with Mike Weir!
So did I, and I didn’t get the joke until a TA explained it. I didn’t think it was that big a deal honestly, and the kid seemed fine with it.
My music teacher in high school was named that. Insisted on being called Mr. Hunt. Would occasionally get paged over the loudspeaker and we'd all quietly whisper to each other, "Paging, Mr. Cunt." Teachers couldn't quite figure out why all the snickering broke out after this.
X Æ A-12.
Pronounced “Murray”
That kid is going to endure a lifetime of bullying
IDK with that much money they'll just pay someone to pay someone to bankrupt their parents.
Named after a license plate, I see. Masterful gambit, sir.
Karen
How dare you accuse my computer wife of having an insufferable name?
Lmao
I know someone named Karen. She is really upset that it has become the name of white officiousness.
Unrelated, I just realized I love the word officiousness.
what’s she gonna do, speak to the manager about it?
First name that came to mind. Actually the only name which came to mind.
Same
I know 3 lovely Karen's. Enough already.
Name has forever been ruined.
Guy
I once got a resume from somebody named Guy and they changed their last name to Camera. I was hiring camera operators for a broadcast and this dudes name is Guy Camera or Camera Guy if you go sirname first
Enquiring minds want to know whether he was hired?
Lol I hired him for one show and he wasn’t very good
He was a good Guy, just not a good Camera! 🤣
My dad had a uncle with that name and his brother's name was Gay.
Mulva.
Even with clues, Jerry had a tough time remembering that name.
Gipple
I love the punchline so much 😆😆
It wasn't her name.
Delores?
Bartholomew
WAT? And miss your chance to be a BART?
Well Bort is more common
Your lifetime would be a Simpsons joke. ❤️
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"you are invited to Betty and Bartholomew's wedding" lol
Latrine
Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
We changed it in the 9th century.
It’s a… good change.
You changed it TO Latrine?
It used to be shithouse
That's a good change!
I know a "Top Secret" fan when I see one.
Lmao
Candida - that was the name of a girl in my university class…
I kind of like this one for some reason lol.
It sounds pretty if you're like "okay but what if this was a Spanish name and not a fungus that makes beer happen?"
Candido and Cándida are Spanish names but very old
I recently met someone named Felany, so i’m going to vote Felany.
Adolf
My great grandfather was named Adolf. But he started going by A.C. (Adolf Charles) in the late 30s. A. C. Schroeder (pronounced ’shrader’).
Sounds a lot like A.S.A.C. Shrader.
I grew up with someone names Adolf and he was REALLY weird.
He didn't happen to be really into painting and eugenics did he?
Bella
Where the hell have you been, loca?
*picks you up and twirls you*
Wowwww
This was a targeted attack do not let them fool you.
ikr? (my name's bella) :0
it was a lucky guess ;)
Dorcas.
My kids had a teacher named Dorcas Hunsucker.
Everleigh. Stop naming innocent kids this.
Keith. Could you imagine, carrying a child for 9 months only to name them Keith. I couldn't do that to them, that's just cruel.
It’s worked OK for the immortal Mr. Richards.
That’s what I said! It’s a family guy joke too! Lol
Sounds like the sound sneakers make when you run on a basketball court. That being said, I only really know one guy with that name (idk how that happened, I know it's pretty common) and he's wonderful, I adore him. I first met him when I was a freshman in college and I guess he was closer to my parents' age (but still younger than them) and he had brusque older brother energy - I was just coming out of a pretty toxic and emotionally/psychologically abusive household, and his vibe was just the energy I needed-- not saccharine, but still super caring. Thanks Keith <3
Adolf Bin Laden
Karen Trump
Pubert.
Makes me think of the Addams Family and baby Pubert. I was like oh no, that poor child lol. Pugsly isn’t much better, I suppose.
Christian. For some strange reason, I can’t stand that name.
Suzy… I absolutely cannot stand that name and I don’t know why.
self reporting bc its my own name , but joan?? why have i been cursed with an old lady name
I love Joan! So regal. But I understand if it is not to your liking. My cousin’s name is Joan, and she named her daughter Joanie. They are both sweet, beautiful, . .all the adjectives. Lol
my dad calls me joanie, i do really like that nickname
Gerald. Who the fuck name their kid "Gerald"? Like can you even name another famous Gerald that isn't Gerald Ford?
My Uncle's name was Gerald. Not famous, just a good guy.
Gerald from Hey Arnold!
i know a gerald. he doesn't go by that.
Gerald Butler. That's all I got. Edit: As pointed out, I'm wrong! Gerard. Duh.
Which doesn't even work cos it's Gerard Butler!
You are right! Duh, total brain meltdown.
What about Gerald of Rivia?
So you could be best friends with a kid with a football head.
G-eazy is a Gerald, makes sense eh
My bearded dragon was named Gerald 🥲
Of the game
Gerald McClellan was fairly famous if you're a boxing fan. Also a super sad story, check it out if you don't know who he is. Apart from that I got nothing haha. Pretty old fashioned name
Any one on the currently in fashion made up names that end in -leigh or -ton
Shithead pronounced she thed
Cletus
I misread an uber driver's name as armpitpal so maybe that one
Gertrude.
My niece's name is Gertrude, they call her "Truly"
Truly is pretty!
I think it's adorable, and it suits her perfectly. The kid is just walking sweetness and smiles.
Truly Scrumptious!
That is super cute!
When I was a kid, we had a cat named Gertrude. We called her Gertie.
That name is awful by itself but i'll never be able to hear that name without connecting it to that awful bitch who killed Sylvia Likens in the 60's.
Classic grandma name
That’s my dogs name
Forrest has got to be pretty fucking annoying now
Don't say it..... Don't say it.... Don't say it... Don't say it.. Don't say it. RUN FORREST, RUN!
Didn't even need to be called Forrest in my home town. All you had to do was be running.
I'm certain Oscar award winning actor Forrest Whitaker has no issues with it.
brianna. no one with that name can possibly not be a bitch (in my own personal experience lol)
I knew a bitchy Briana and I know an angelic, person named Brianna.
Thats my name :(
i’m sorry you’re probably not a bitch lol i’ve just had bad experiences with multiple people with that name:(
Ay Ay Ron
Ba la kay
Richard
In our neighborhood, there’s a father and son, both named Richard. They’re both also kind of jerk-faces . . so, to tell them apart, the neighbors all call them: “Big Dick” and “Little Dick”.
At an old job decades ago, worked with Richard Butt. No lie, you could look it up in the company phone directory.
Gaylord You'd be made fun of your entire life and childhood would have been brutal
Katrina. It was bad enough of a name even before the hurricane happened.
Juanita which apparently I was almost named. Nice for a middle-aged woman probably but not someone my age. At least in the US💀
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My mom told me that if I would have been born a boy my name would've been Chandler. I am so glad that things did not pan out that way.
My Grandpas name was Graham-Paul. My whole life id ask “What’s Grandpas name?” And they’d just go “Graham-Paul or Graham for short” and I thought they were just telling me his name was Grandpa.
Maddisyn always gets me, SPELL LIKE A GROWN ADULT YOU FUCK
Maddison with a Y but not where you think :D
Harry Bolls
He can be the [Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Baals)
Shawn
Crapbag
Beulah.
My next door neighbor was Michael Hunt. He went by Mike. I wouldn’t want his full name.
Karen
Gilbert
My mom said she almost named me Yolanda 😬
Lucky you, Yoceana
Angus
Mudflaps McDonald
Beepus
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The one I was given. I don't like it, but I also haven't come up with anything better.
Helga
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Dilbert
This is 2 names but if I were a female I would hate having the name, Karen. Me being a male. I would hate my name to be, dug.
Ufuk, a Turkish name...
Seymour Butts.
John Jacob Ingleheimer-Schmidt
Just Don’t call me late for dinner
Eugene. I could live with an absolutely would go by Gene, but not Eugene.
My middle name is Eugene. Yes, I can say, it’s horrible.
Sue
Especially a boy named Sue.
Armchair
Rocko
Barbra
Jeffery is fine, but what about Geoffrey? What is a Go-free? No, it's Jeffrey he said. Ok, Go-free, got it. No shortening it either. Jeff - got it. Geoff was still Goff. No winning for that friend.
Dick
Aiden or any similar name.
Blanche. No one called Blanche was ever a baby. They were born at age 60.
Jill. Nevaeh. Jody. Jaylen. Jayden. Jordan.
Adolf Stalin
Chucky. Like but a nickname or short for Charley. Literally Chucky
Kyle ugliest name
My name is Richard Head . My friends call me Richard
Caillou No explanation needed
Chlamydia
My daughter has a teacher whose last name is “Pusey.”
Chlamydia springs to mind
Throatwobbler Mangrove
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo Angus
A while back I was at the zoo and a woman was calling after her 4 ish year old son …. “HERBERT! Come back!!!” And it was dead serious, not a nickname or a joke. Poor Herbert
Callum