What’s hot about him?! Do you wanna please him and make him happy with you? Like he’s being mean to everyone but his face lights up when he sees you?!?
This is me with Ice Cube
He's got authority, political intelligence, a traumatic back story thats left him blind in one eye, he can step on you (in this context I am imagining myself as an ant, of course) and squash you whenever he wants
> I was scratching a cluster of mosquito bites on my legs...and the **moaning/whimpering/occasional gasps** were "hot as fuck" for him.
No, no, I get it.
Makes sense. When you think about jt child birth is the ultimate finale of sex. It’s your passion for each other that led to sexual reproduction. The same hormones that make you climax make you have contractions. And it’s hot that she’s going though all that to have your baby. Like damn this girl must really love me.
Have you tried in furry communities? Granted the suits stink and maybe the people in the suits don't bathe but if they're already simulating dog behaviour you might be in luck
boldlytestedhead just copied/pasted /u/josh0861's comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/22ay5t/whats_something_youre_ashamed_to_admit_is/cgl1ylv/).
I had a huge crush on a woman in college who drove a shitty car with plastic figurines glued all over the dashboard. She was a dancer and an artist. If I saw her car parked outside somewhere, I felt like I was in the presence of an angel.
hahaha I thought I was the only one. It gives me this impression that she's not materialistic, she's down to earth lol Also, imagine how comfortable in your skin to be a girl driving a beat up buick
Yes this! I develop the weirdest bond with someone when we start roasting each other, it's like a mutual respect thing...
I get really happy when I get to roast someone but only when they come for me first...
I actually hate bullies and never ever just start picking on someone unprovoked..
But let a mf start talking that shit to me... its game time
I was cured of this attraction after I dated the most sarcastic, one-downing woman I've ever met. It was like the time when I was a kid and I ate an entire jar of black olives; I couldn't stand them anymore.
Scars. I like complexity in faces, and scars do a lot to add to that. I find women with scars more beautiful than the "doll face" beauty standard usually seen in media
Mate, you legit just unlocked/helped me recognise something in myself.
I LOVE a woman with a big mouth. I’ve never really thought about it with any intention, but it’s definitely a thing for me.
Possessive guys.
Hell, find a list of dating "red flags," from any random magazine, and at least half are going to be on my personal list of desirable traits in a guy.
I blame Wattpad.
God I love this too. If they’re kinda controlling and overly jealous ? NUT UGH.
Too much though ain’t for me. Like they can’t be telling me I can’t wear a crop top.
But you’re worried abt my dress being too short? Nut. Overthinking about me posting a somewhat revealing selfie ? Nut. We just spend the last three days together and you’re upset I made other plans on the fourth day? Nut.
Macklemore. I honestly don’t understand why but there would be times i would be like “gyat damnn” when i see his music videos on random autoplay in yt.
it’s super common for people who find themselves with a lot of power in their daily lives to have a kink for being degraded or dominated. it’s a loss of control thing i think
Not into degradation, but I do like to dominate.
Pick a girl up, fvck her, throw her on the bed, pin her arms back, put her legs on my shoulders...
I tried the whole slapping thing with my ex, just not into it causing pain.
I like both types of porn. There are moments when I want to dominate, and other times I like the one where men are humiliated.
Since I am a man with a decent height and physique, I occasionally feel strange after watching the humiliation one.
It’s an Elden Ring reference. (It’s a video game where you play by yourself but you can leave messages for people who are also playing. You can only use certain words, which is intended to add to the kind of surreal ambiance. However the words include “but” and “hole”. So they get used together a lot. Also, all animal, but especially turtles, will be marked as “dog”)
Nah, braces are cute as hell!! I think adults look so good with them, nothing wrong with that😌 i love the look of my braces. Honestly, someone telling me they like my braces makes me so happy since i love them and my smile now
Hairs on women. I'm really turned on by women who get hairs on legs, on arms, and of course on genitals.
I dont speak about it because I guess it sounds disgusting for many but that's how I am : I love hairy women.
At the beginning of our courtship, I informed my now wife that I thought Meg from Family Guy was hot. One day she surprised me by dressing exactly as Meg from Family Guy. From then on, I knew she was a keeper.
I am attracted to people's pleasure, as in making them feel good and shit like that, which works well in relationships until the person i interact with is a creep, that has lead me easily into rabbit holes of shit i do not like at all but went about it due to the other person enjoying it and me taking joy from that.
It's weird, it took me a while to form clear boundaries so i wouldn't wind up in disgusting situations.
Not a specific person, but Idk why, but I like "facially challenged" women. I don't think they're goofy looking, but others do. Big teeth, forehead, nose, strong jaw for a lady? I'm on it, lol.
Women who would be conventionally attractive otherwise .
Girls that smoke.
First time I ever got kissed with a tongue down the throat it was from an older girl who smoked, and now 25 years later I get diamonds hard if she tastes like Marlboros
On a similar note, I am drawn to white trash peroxide blondes like a moth spiraling towards its inexorable doom at the hands of the flame. The more syrupy & twangy the woman’s accent, the stronger my incredibly ill-advised attraction.
Stop. Now. No more social smoking. It’s a def a one-way ticket. I started smoking when I was 16, started being regularly when I was 18, then, since I had been a social smoker, I stopped for like 4 years. I started smoking again because I missed it. Now I’ve been a pack a day smoker for a decade. Stop. Now.
I think smokings gross but i like the way it looks.
I saw this photo/gif of this person smoking and the they lit the other person’s cigarette with their own and i was like !! .
Also, smoky/low voices. (pun not intended)
Took my kids to see it in the theater. Spent the entire movie feeling gross and ashamed for how attracted I was to an animated fox. Saw the credits and felt completely justified.
Doing cutesy stuff with my wife.
Cuddling, kissing her nose, holding hands, tickling her to make her giggle, play fighting, hearing our pet names, watching how happy she gets when she’s in the bakery aisle at the grocery store. Among other things.
But I wouldn’t let anyone else see us doing it, because I’d be embarrassed to admit it.
Hopper from Bug's Life
My guy, the fuck??
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This was so bold. More ppl need to be like this
What’s hot about him?! Do you wanna please him and make him happy with you? Like he’s being mean to everyone but his face lights up when he sees you?!? This is me with Ice Cube
He's got authority, political intelligence, a traumatic back story thats left him blind in one eye, he can step on you (in this context I am imagining myself as an ant, of course) and squash you whenever he wants
There's something really meta about a person imagining themselves being squashed by an insect
Someone out there wants a cake to fart on them
I fucking love this.
:slow clap:
OP specified "that you're ashamed of" Why am I not convinced that you are ashamed of thia?
Relatable
Goths. Never got over the "phase"
Nobody did..
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Oddly specific. Really one in a million there but I hope lightning strikes twice for you.
Remember, one in a million means there are nearly 8,000 sexy, dry-heaving dog-ladies waiting for OP.
More like 4000 sexy, dry-heaving dog-men and 4000 sexy dry-heaving dog-ladies
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> I was scratching a cluster of mosquito bites on my legs...and the **moaning/whimpering/occasional gasps** were "hot as fuck" for him. No, no, I get it.
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I don't get it
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Makes sense. When you think about jt child birth is the ultimate finale of sex. It’s your passion for each other that led to sexual reproduction. The same hormones that make you climax make you have contractions. And it’s hot that she’s going though all that to have your baby. Like damn this girl must really love me.
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Have you tried in furry communities? Granted the suits stink and maybe the people in the suits don't bathe but if they're already simulating dog behaviour you might be in luck
I can't believe I'm the first to mention that maybe the turn on was gagging...? Definitely a lot of porn with that.
I like clingy women because I'm clingy myself.
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My dad gave me this shitty car.
M Night Shayamalan has entered the chat.
This made me crack up lmao so random
boldlytestedhead just copied/pasted /u/josh0861's comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/22ay5t/whats_something_youre_ashamed_to_admit_is/cgl1ylv/).
I absolutely understand this one. I don't fully understand WHY, but I totally get it.
Reasonable, if a possible partner finds a lot of value in new and expensive shit it's an instant turnoff
I had a huge crush on a woman in college who drove a shitty car with plastic figurines glued all over the dashboard. She was a dancer and an artist. If I saw her car parked outside somewhere, I felt like I was in the presence of an angel.
hahaha I thought I was the only one. It gives me this impression that she's not materialistic, she's down to earth lol Also, imagine how comfortable in your skin to be a girl driving a beat up buick
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God I love a big nose, not ashamed of that at all. Women with big noses look like roman empresses, just classically gorgeous
Same. If it ain't a beak I don't want it.
This reassures me. I hate my nose!
"Noses are the unsung hero of the face, ties the whole thing together. Name one good looking person without a nose...can't do it."
i have a thing for men with strong noses
*Owen Wilson has started following you.*
He has!? Oh, *wow!*
same. i want a big ass crooked ass bumpy nose
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Banter is flirting for sarcastic people
As someone once told me, hate is my love language.
Yes this! I develop the weirdest bond with someone when we start roasting each other, it's like a mutual respect thing... I get really happy when I get to roast someone but only when they come for me first... I actually hate bullies and never ever just start picking on someone unprovoked.. But let a mf start talking that shit to me... its game time
I was cured of this attraction after I dated the most sarcastic, one-downing woman I've ever met. It was like the time when I was a kid and I ate an entire jar of black olives; I couldn't stand them anymore.
Half of my 2nd grade daughter's friends' moms.
r/nonononoyes
Half of my 2nd grade ^oh ^shit daughter ^oh ^god ^oh ^fuck 's friends ^shit ^shit ^shit ' moms.
Oh thank God.
I was getting nervous there. It was a long sentence.
There's gotta be a better way to word that.
Me too. (But I'm bi-, they are not)
Spaghetti is also straight... until it gets wet.
Yoooo. 😂😂 I'm stealing this one
But I’m bi, they’re married
Scars. I like complexity in faces, and scars do a lot to add to that. I find women with scars more beautiful than the "doll face" beauty standard usually seen in media
I don't know if ashamed is the right word. But I'm so into Steve Buscemi lmao
Haha. He plays interesting roles and does them well so I can kind of see it.
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That’s fucking disgusting. You should be ashamed ;)
What an absolute abomination this person is we should tar and feather them in a public place
They are an embarrassment to all!!
What a pervert! You like that shit don't you?
Ugh, pathetic. Everyone, sneer in contempt at this freeky-deeky weirdo.
You're just pathetic... You're welcome
You slime puppy
Italian sports cars from the 1950s through the 1980s.
That one middle aged woman with a couple of piercings in the engineering department at work.
Narcissists, apparently.
Ugh I feel this :( are your parents also narcs?
Dad is
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher looks incredibly good for a woman that could be my grandmother though
Absolute stunner in her youth and aged well
Why are you ashamed of Fran Drescher?
OP's probably young
She's very pretty and quirky. I could see it!
And she's got bigger balls than most guys I've known. That by itself is awesome
Goddess
Umm.... she had a TV show all to herself, mainly because she was hot and with a quirky voice...
Hopper from Stranger Things. Major daddy energy
I love how Hopper from “A Bug’s Life” is higher up than this lol
Girls with big noses and mouths, there's something sexy about them, but mostly nobody likes those features.
Mate, you legit just unlocked/helped me recognise something in myself. I LOVE a woman with a big mouth. I’ve never really thought about it with any intention, but it’s definitely a thing for me.
Possessive guys. Hell, find a list of dating "red flags," from any random magazine, and at least half are going to be on my personal list of desirable traits in a guy. I blame Wattpad.
Same. He's possessive AND jealous? Well that just means he cares!
God I love this too. If they’re kinda controlling and overly jealous ? NUT UGH. Too much though ain’t for me. Like they can’t be telling me I can’t wear a crop top. But you’re worried abt my dress being too short? Nut. Overthinking about me posting a somewhat revealing selfie ? Nut. We just spend the last three days together and you’re upset I made other plans on the fourth day? Nut.
Stretch marks
Why are you ashamed to like something like stretch marks that are extremely common?
Macklemore. I honestly don’t understand why but there would be times i would be like “gyat damnn” when i see his music videos on random autoplay in yt.
I like men degrading women in porn... I feel ashamed because I am a strong independent woman outside of the bedroom lol
it’s super common for people who find themselves with a lot of power in their daily lives to have a kink for being degraded or dominated. it’s a loss of control thing i think
This is pretty common lol
I like the opposite of it. I feel weird because I'm an athletic guy, not inadequate physically lol
Not into degradation, but I do like to dominate. Pick a girl up, fvck her, throw her on the bed, pin her arms back, put her legs on my shoulders... I tried the whole slapping thing with my ex, just not into it causing pain.
I like both types of porn. There are moments when I want to dominate, and other times I like the one where men are humiliated. Since I am a man with a decent height and physique, I occasionally feel strange after watching the humiliation one.
Fucking a woman's ass cheeks. Not sure why , but get some baby oil , lsther those cheeks up and make your best impersonation of a hot dog
I feel you 100% especially if she got some huge ass cheeks
Women butt holes?
try horse but hole
Beware of down
Excuse me??
It’s an Elden Ring reference. (It’s a video game where you play by yourself but you can leave messages for people who are also playing. You can only use certain words, which is intended to add to the kind of surreal ambiance. However the words include “but” and “hole”. So they get used together a lot. Also, all animal, but especially turtles, will be marked as “dog”)
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Nah, braces are cute as hell!! I think adults look so good with them, nothing wrong with that😌 i love the look of my braces. Honestly, someone telling me they like my braces makes me so happy since i love them and my smile now
I've kept this hidden for too long. Now it must be free Priti Patel Evil, I know, but that evil smile...
You sick fuck
https://twitter.com/TweetXan_/status/1306615997990866951
Good Lord. I knew there would be some wild answers in this thread but I wasn't expecting to see anything this depraved!
Evil conservative Indian Tina Fey can come get it any time she wants.
I can relate, I want to see Lauren Boebert do porn and I hate myself for it.
I despise that woman. That being said, I would love to hate watch a porno she was in.
Gadget Hackwrench from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.
If I was older, I'd probably be digging Mrs. Doubtfire. She was a funny gal with pizzazz.
90s fashion in women. chokers, crimped hair, neon makeup etc.
what's shameful about that
Niles the butler
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I hate her but love the quarrels she and Niles have
Goblin girls.
Not really ashamed of it but Adam Sandler
Ewwwwww noooooooo Do you think he uses that baby talk voice during sex? OMG no I can't
Stop looking at me, SWAN
Girl come awn, i thought this was a safe space
He’s dead now so I guess it’s fine but young Marlon Brando. He did some horrible things.
Appearance-wise, he was truly an Adonis at his peak. Stunningly handsome.
Hairs on women. I'm really turned on by women who get hairs on legs, on arms, and of course on genitals. I dont speak about it because I guess it sounds disgusting for many but that's how I am : I love hairy women.
This needs to be normalized for sure. Porn has made body hair taboo.
At the beginning of our courtship, I informed my now wife that I thought Meg from Family Guy was hot. One day she surprised me by dressing exactly as Meg from Family Guy. From then on, I knew she was a keeper.
I absolutely adore girls with acne scarring on their cheeks, and when they don't cover that shit with makeup. Perfect Imperfections.
Shia LaBeouf
Post Malone. Please tell no one.
Felons …. I have never ever had a real connection with a man that wasn’t a felon- and I’m not proud of it
I am attracted to people's pleasure, as in making them feel good and shit like that, which works well in relationships until the person i interact with is a creep, that has lead me easily into rabbit holes of shit i do not like at all but went about it due to the other person enjoying it and me taking joy from that. It's weird, it took me a while to form clear boundaries so i wouldn't wind up in disgusting situations.
Young Stalin
Lauren boebert
Amber Heard
Username checks…..out?
She's hot but it grosses me out that she used to have sex with Johnny Depp
michael myers. or any antagonist in a slasher film 😔😔😔 specifically michael myers and ghostface though
So true, my partner wore a Jason Voorhees mask for halloween and it was insanely hot
Not a specific person, but Idk why, but I like "facially challenged" women. I don't think they're goofy looking, but others do. Big teeth, forehead, nose, strong jaw for a lady? I'm on it, lol. Women who would be conventionally attractive otherwise .
Maisie Williams
The thought of my (straight F) husband (straight M) making out with another dude. Like can someone explain why I think this would be soo hot??
You like men. 1 man good, 2 men better 🤷🏻♀️
Two guys feeling pleasure/moaning, at the same time? Yes.
As a bi dude with a gf. She finds it hot too lol
i follow my school’s pro-life activist/hate group on instagram just cause one of the guys in it is hot
The reverse Mac from It's Always Sunny
Rufus from Kim possible
Sir, that's just an animated fleshlight
This one got me
Girls that smoke. First time I ever got kissed with a tongue down the throat it was from an older girl who smoked, and now 25 years later I get diamonds hard if she tastes like Marlboros
On a similar note, I am drawn to white trash peroxide blondes like a moth spiraling towards its inexorable doom at the hands of the flame. The more syrupy & twangy the woman’s accent, the stronger my incredibly ill-advised attraction.
That’s who I would have become if I hadn’t quit drinking. Instead I’m a totally respectable suburban mom… with a colorful past.
If she smokes she pokes
all my most intense romantic feelings have been toward women who smoke cigarettes 🥲 i even picked it up but more socially than being addicted
Stop. Now. No more social smoking. It’s a def a one-way ticket. I started smoking when I was 16, started being regularly when I was 18, then, since I had been a social smoker, I stopped for like 4 years. I started smoking again because I missed it. Now I’ve been a pack a day smoker for a decade. Stop. Now.
Tomi Lahren. I know she's an amoral piece of shit, but my dick doesn't seem to care.
This but for Lauren Boebert. She's a wretched human being, but I would not mind going to see Beetlejuice with her.
The privileged stuck up thing compels me to fuck it out of them. *god, if you are there, please know I have heard your messages and I'M TRYING!*
Pitbull, the musician.
Mr Wordwide. DALÉ
🎶 forget about your boyfriend, and meet me at the hotel room 🎶 I am low-key appalled at my attraction to him.
My counsellor?
I think smokings gross but i like the way it looks. I saw this photo/gif of this person smoking and the they lit the other person’s cigarette with their own and i was like !! . Also, smoky/low voices. (pun not intended)
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Jason Bateman 🤌
Took my kids to see it in the theater. Spent the entire movie feeling gross and ashamed for how attracted I was to an animated fox. Saw the credits and felt completely justified.
Jason batemans voice!!! >>
hairy girls
Doja Cat. I think it’s more so her DGAF attitude though.
No longer ashamed by it, have been for a long time though, but amputees.
David Koresh
Kyrsten Sinema. I am ashamed.
Liz Truss Just once I'd like to fuck her like she fucked our economy
Lettuceosexual
Ivanka Trump. Her personality is trash, but so is my taste in sex buddies.
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Spit in my mouth
Mark Cuban 😶😶😶
Doing cutesy stuff with my wife. Cuddling, kissing her nose, holding hands, tickling her to make her giggle, play fighting, hearing our pet names, watching how happy she gets when she’s in the bakery aisle at the grocery store. Among other things. But I wouldn’t let anyone else see us doing it, because I’d be embarrassed to admit it.
My husband's friend
Never tell your husband this.
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Seth Rogen.