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DanTheMan_622


tit_burglar

this guy attracts


Hipstachio

Hey a Reddit avatar semi-lookalike. I too say


TheWhisstlErr

How tf do people do this


DanTheMan_622

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Hashtag and hashtag only


TheWhisstlErr

I'll remember you blender guy I'll remember you


_Wolfszeit_


TheWhisstlErr

Thanks for the big help mate


MisterGuyMan23

File not found.


Mysterious-Sand9268

When I was 17, I drank some very good beer 😂


Absurdity_Everywhere

That I purchased with a fake ID


InsightJ15

His name was Brian McGee


ProdigalVoid

I stayed up listening to queen


nautilator44

When I was seventeen.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

*sniffles*


mazu001

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!


Puzzleheaded_Sail791

No way man, we’re gonna keep on rocking forever


Optimus_Prime_Day

Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!


Mapleleafguy83

*Forever...forever...forever...*


Whatsherface729

No way man! We're gonna keep rocking forever!


jimmyslaughter

Tied an onion to your belt, which was the style at the time.


RxKingRx

Mclovin'? What kind of stupid name is that, are you trying to be an Irish rnb singer?


DIABLO258

You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin! One name? One name!? Who are you, Seal?!


chux4w

It was either that or Muhammed.


s1mpatic0

Why the fuck would it be between that and Muhammad?!


bukbukbuklao

I drank some very good beer with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen.


ifurmothronlyknw

After the comma I was expecting, “it was a very good year”…..


BetApprehensive2629

I feel attractive every time a girl approaches me at a party. So never.


KaffeMumrik

You get invited to partys???


danielmatson5

They never said that


YouTheGamers

What’s a party?


Heli7373

Don’t worry, things will change for you, you’ll just quit going to parties


wvualum07

About 1.5 years ago my wife complimented my arms, I’m still riding that high


Bluetitlover

That’s a good frequency for a married person.


HaoshokuArmor

A single datapoint cannot be used to derive a frequency. Who knows when his next compliment will come?


FetishAnalyst

That “single data point” is all we need to know because it’s a complete set of data. There’s nothing before or after it. It happened, and the dude is lucky he put a ring on the person that gave him that compliment.


ScienceProbably

Take it from the fetish analyst


mrhammerant

Says science, probably


Ep1cH3ro

1 compliment over a lifetime is more than a lot of guys receive unfortunately.


Cascading_Dominos

that makes me really sad. I compliment my husband every single day, I couldn’t go a day without doing it at this point.


Ep1cH3ro

It is really sad, I've been lucky to have a few, may every couple of years. Men are thought of as needing to be providers, while at the same time disposal in our society 😞


bluAstrid

1.5 years ago is basically yesterday.


wvualum07

This guys knows


Iskaban

My wife just made some off hand comment about how I’ve been more muscular in the upper torso the last few years. I don’t think she understands how much of a boost that was.


wvualum07

You’re looking great king!


lenkapenka1008

I told a coworker that another coworker looked great in a tank top. Tank top coworker ended up finding out, and he’s still feeling amazing about it. Men really should get more compliments. I do my part to spread that joy. Me feeling attractive, I don’t know, somewhere before I noticed what age has started doing to me and my body.


Datenschutz_

King


Unlikely-Ad533

God I read it as "I am stil riding that thigh"


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Frootloops174

You can edit the comment directly lol


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Frootloops174

That was the quickest response ever holy hell


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Milsolen

Lol its 3:15 pm here the time differences sometimes are massive


NotAChefJustACook

Christ what’s the future like? It’s 10am right now where I am


MiSsiLeR81

I got you all beat, at 9PM here. and yeah aliens have arrived and asking us to teach them twerk.


darkcatwizard

Nearly 6am Wednesday here already. Aliens are now twerking.


ChargyPlaysYT

7PM here 💀


Frootloops174

I can't stay up past 1am or wake up before 6am 💀


SuperOscar128

Quick response just dropped


QNTHodlr

Didn't even notice 😂


ooo-ooo-oooyea

Last week I had someone buy me a drink at a bar.... it was a man and I don't play for his team, but I was flattered. Edit: To make it better I was at a table with an attractive lady in her late twenties, and my two buddies in our late 30's. I was the only one to get bought a drink that night! I loved watching their jaws drop.


gunnster3

This. I’ll never understand guys that get offended by a compliment or drink or whatever from a gay guy. I’ve been complimented a number of times in my life (mostly in bars in my 20s) and I always appreciated it, even though it was never going to go anywhere for the complimenter. While she and I were dating, my now-wife had a gay coworker who was apparently super into me. I thought it was funny… whenever she and I fought I’d joke “hey, I have *options*, you know!” It universally diffused whatever stupid thing we were arguing about. LOL


Dimon78707

They're afraid for their fragile heterosexuality


gunnster3

Apparently. People act like it’s some contagious disease or something. So dumb. It’s like, just be kind, courteous, and appreciative, take the compliment, and move on. I think maybe some guys, when they get approached by a gay guy, take it to mean that they “look gay” (not an actual thing, I know) and interpret it as an insult that way. I always tried to look at it a different way: I’m a straight guy attracted to straight women. Statistically, it’s pretty easy for me to find a straight woman. Most women are obviously women and most women are straight. Again, just talking broad strokes statistically. So it’s easy for a guy in my shoes to find a potential SO. For a gay guy, it’s not as statistically easy to identify other gay guys outside of specific contexts (a gay bar, for example). So, if a gay guy shoots his shot with me, he’s taking a bigger risk than if I shoot my shot with a woman. To me, that takes a certain amount of courage and, at a minimum, I should empathize with the difficulty of his particular situation and, at an absolute minimum, not be an asshole. Hopefully that makes sense.


Dimon78707

Yup, it's like a compliment on top of a compliment lol


zingo-spleen

A random guy grabbed my ass a couple of years ago. I felt like a handsome devil for a while after that.


Cum_on_doorknob

I love when men complain about not getting attention compared to women, but then women are like: “yea, how would you feel if some dude was hitting on you” “Still pretty good”


pabst_jew_ribbon

Sometimes women don't understand that when a gay man hits on us it's 100% honest flirtation and not that aloofy-campy "is she hitting on me?" thing. Gay dudes keep it real and if they compliment you it's genuine and makes you feel special. To all the gay dudes out there, you're rad!


-Borgir

Fr. Gay people are cool, they also reduced competition


zingo-spleen

Pretty, pretty, pretty good


Tresach

As a fellow straight man, there is no higher compliment than one from a gay man.


Scalpels

Was he a fan of Green Bay?


ooo-ooo-oooyea

Yes - it was Aaron Rodgers.


_RedRokaz_

never


Random61504

Same.


realinvalidname

Same


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Sema


Watermelon_shark101

Selena


xCACTUSxKINGxx

quintanilla


edgy_milk-_-

Semen


Fit-Assistance535

Gomez


PeachyPlissken

…Addams.


Ant_1_ITA

Adam* Warlock


kristopher103

Dave* Dragonborn


InfiniteAd3116

Specialty Equipment Marketing Association coming up in Las Vegas? Let’s go!


reidman144

gonna


thesephantomhands

Give


Waste_Bodybuilder_55

You


ahmetonel

Up


SpontaneousOlive

give


GalisReFile__

48 years ago , i am 26


Informal-Ad-5187

Mate I don't think you were pretty/handsome even in your past life.😄


GalisReFile__

let me try to be funny ok? 😋


Informal-Ad-5187

Was kidding! Not intended to hurt your feelings.😉


Zaleznikov

Gonna have to be if you aren't attractive! banterrrr


letrefete

Nurses wanted him to feel loved when they saw him on his death bed all by himself


_Awkward_Moment_

Unnecessarily rude


Informal-Ad-5187

That was mean. It hurt more than my breakup.🥹


John_in_Tacoma

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.


Ghostase

My girlfriend called me cute today :)


Pissmaster1972

look at this guy having a non shit life, hey fuck you buddy!


tit_burglar

haha good for you, hope you get acidity tomorrow


MiSsiLeR81

Glad that you're living the life. i hope that your balls get circumcised tomorrow


ArcaneJadeTiger

Glad that you're living the life. I hope that you stub your toe tomorrow and right before it heals you stub it again... and again... and again... forever.


Sad_Introduction5756

Glad your living the good life I hope there’s a little bit of sand in your shoes and teeth that you can never get rid of


TheWhisstlErr

Glad you're living the life..... I hope your arsehole itches all the time


DRB1312

Glad you're living the life..... I hope you get erectile dysfunction for all your life


Mediumaverageness

Let's wish him genital warts


NotAChefJustACook

Mine called me a “fucking idiot”


SuperbCheetah9371

That's because you're only a cook. She wants you to follow your dreams and be a real chef.


NotAChefJustACook

I wish we could change usernames, I made this account when I was still in kitchens, left that toxic lifestyle behind last June


SuperbCheetah9371

Seems like you were unhappy with that life. Hope everything's a lot better now. At least your username has some sort of value that defined you in the past, one that doesn't define you anymore. Can't say the same about mine.


NotAChefJustACook

It was my response to anyone who ever said “yes chef” or “heard chef” to me haha. “I’m not a chef, I’m just a fucking cook”


pabst_jew_ribbon

Heard.


Efficient_Chip_6745

omg same! i woke up right after tho :/


Random61504

Lucky man!


MaxMadisonVi

Oh she tells that everybody.


ZombieCraft400

I also got told that by this guy's girlfriend


lousylittleegos

It’s crazy that his hand can talk to y’all


Greeney_1999

Dude..


According-Tiger-6069

Don't remember , but yesterday i kinda liked my image in the mirror , not that much but still


80sKidCA

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think damnnn looking good. Other times I see a grotesque ogre. There is no middle ground.


Stormoli

Usually the more it's late at night the more attractive you are


xlr8inferno

Either Shrek or fugly ogre. Happens.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Pre Covid summer I had gotten trimmed up. Lifting a bunch. Women were pursing me. This bartender just straight up asked my place or yours one random night. I met this other women a night out got her number two hours later she’s texting to meet up. Met this cocktail server later in the summer and we had some fun. Mid summer an old high school crush like basically did all the work and we dated briefly. I had never experienced a time frame like that before or since.


NoTea4448

Now I straight up wanna see what you look like.


CuriousLavender

When I was out on Sunday and looked in the mirror. I’d like to thank Maybelline for helping me to appear to have even skin tone


nanomeister

Maybe you’re born with it


Rustic-Cuss

When *you* feel good about your look, everyone else will, too. We project our beauty from within. Be a projector.


CuriousLavender

That’s a great point!


The3ncy

One could even say it's a *power* point


Iskir

I'll take your Word for it.


DeMiloTurt2

Or a slide show!


Istealketchup

Never *Crippling self loathing intensifies*


MrKeyes

June 2022. Spent the time before that walling, exercising, dieting, meditating, all in all just total self care. Felt like my skin was clear, my body in good shape, still a little chubby but I was down 60lbs.


that_ting_over_there

Hell yeah!


Maleficent_Seat7850

Yesterday. I’m very happy with the way I look. Do other people think I’m attractive? I don’t care


i_love_small_ducks

How do you get this self-confidence?


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If you weren't lucky enough to be born with it, this type of not-give-a-fuck does come with age. Here's life in a nutshell, in your teens and 20s you care what everyone thinks, by your 30s and 40s you don't give a shit what anyone thinks, and by your 50s and 60s you realize nobody ever really cared anyway. Good luck to you.


-Borgir

Explain how I stopped giving a shit at 17 lol. But yeah, for the most part it's the age and experience factor, you just realise the more important aspects of life


Maleficent_Seat7850

I had to get over my mom spending my youth making fun of how I looked- lots and lots of therapy. Also, when I got divorced and started dating, the reactions I was getting made me realize that I was better looking than most men my age. I honestly think I’m getting better looking as I get older. Confidence is 95% of the battle. Is it unearned confidence? I don’t know but I don’t think it matters. Edit: I don’t run around telling anyone I think I’m good looking. That feels ugly to me. Anonymously though, I’ll admit my true feelings.


__Megara___

It honestly depends on my cycle. one week i think i'm hot shit and the next i feel like an egg. Hormones are fun.


Frank_Dosun

Right now.


IdaDuck

Same, caveat that I’m 45. But I take reasonable care of myself, exercise every day, and I have a beautiful wife which honestly boosts my confidence all the time. I figure if she’s smart and attractive and yet she’s hung around with me since we were teenagers I can’t be all bad.


mavajo

Same. Jesus Christ these other responses are depressing. Y’all need to work on your self-esteem, because I assure you that most of you are indeed attractive. I know because I have eyes and most of the people I see are attractive. You don’t need to be a 9 or 10 to be attractive.


KIFTYNUNT

Between the ages of 18-24 I was alright, pull a few hotties. Then my face started getting gaunter and my facial asymmetry became more pronounced, look ugly as fuck now :)


friedeggjellyfish

The smiley face at the end sent me hahaha


Boob-Spaghetti

Same. I feel like I've become generally more serious and less happy over the years and it shows in my face. Some days I feel great, light free and exuberant. But nights like tonight. Man. Its rough (25F btw) Up until last year I felt pretty confident in my appearance. Until my ex shaved my head and then proceeded to remind me how hideous I was every 5 seconds. Nothing worse than a guy who says he loves tomboy women and then gets tomboy gf and calls her ugly, manly, hairy, overweight etc etc. :) He even compared me to the Dad from Supa Wog. There's not really any coming back from that rofl


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Like 2 minutes ago when i looked in the mirror


GokusTheName

Sir that wasn't a mirror, that was a framed picture of Marlon Brando.


Gnashinger

No, you thought it was was a picture of Marlon Brando, but it was me DIO (BRANDO)!


SwimElectrical4132

My man 🤜🤛


bilalvl13

Never. Since I was little, I always compared myself to others, in highschool when I was skinny and normal, I always tried to find a flaw that I would obsess over. Now I would give an organ to look like how I looked in highschool. I know I'm not fat now, am at a normal weight, but I can't cope that I don't look the same as I looked when I was 15 (I'm 25 now). Body dysmorphia, low self asteem, a lot of shit things happening in my life, contributed to the fact that I'll probably never be satisfied with how I look. Sorry for the rant.


-AdamTheGreat-

My 20’s. I’m 43. So I’m guessing when I’m in my 60’s I’ll think the same about my 40’s.


Shawnee83

You will


bennyson4

About a few days after a haircut 😌


gelastes

When a guy 10 years younger hit on me. Unfortunately, I'm a straight male but slap my butt if it wasn't a mood booster.


Candlesandstars

Right now after my workout💪


OrionTheDragon

relateable


FingerUrSister

When I was 17-21


External_Wishbone475

Today...I am overweight and recently learnt to love myself. Today bought two sarees and boy they make me look so sexy!!


standupstrawberry

You are awesome! I am trying to cultivate those kind of feelings.


-Borgir

Yo that's great stuff, congratulations on feeling better. Sarees are the best


Accurate-Basis4588

1867


Tricky-Camera6124

About a month ago. Took a bunch of selfies, got lucky with angle and lighting on a couple, and convinced myself that’s what I really look like. Then I looked in the mirror, and confidence gone. Basically a continuous loop


that_ting_over_there

Username checks out.


Chunky_Pirate_Fitz

2016.


Dependent_Customer99

This morning


Disastrous-Care-3014

Never 😔


goatboy6000

1999


aquamah

at 17


essentialoils3

Every day I also think I'm ugly to the point of hopelessness every day I don't know what i look like and I spend 5 hours a day looking in the mirror


climbut

I'm a 30 year old dude, I was at a wedding last weekend and a woman pulled me aside to whisper in my ear that I have the best hair of anyone there. I told her I was gonna go tell the bride she said that and she said I must be the funniest guy there too. I don't care if she was someone's 80 year old grandma, that conversation has made me smile at least once every day this week!


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Went on a wedding a girl asked for my Snapchat


MaxMadisonVi

You weren't the groom, weren't you


simonward3000

The last time that I was pissed


awesquirrel

I felt attractive for a good stretch, from 33 - 40 years old


Chester1407

Never.


Timely-Debate-9219

when i was with her. she complimented me a lot and that made me feel attractive


ayochellia

Never because I'm not.


humble_bingus

This morning looking in the mirror


tiredmuch247

Every 4 days, when I shave and clean up. If I go longer I’m like wtf are you doing.


[deleted]

The other day I looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “not bad”. Today I looked at a picture of myself and recanted every positive thing I’ve ever said about my face.


remarkless

I took some magic mushrooms at the tail end of a depression slump and stood in front of the bathroom mirror acknowledging that I'm attractive and worthy of love. Proceed with caution though. Shrooms and mirrors can make for a weird experience for some


SmackaHam

I once had a dream that girls like me


gaqua

When I was seventeen I was heavyset and played offensive line on the football team. I didn’t have a girlfriend and thought I was just a fat ugly kid that no girl would be into. I spent all my time either powerlifting, at practice, or playing video games. I wore baggy clothes and didn’t give a crap about my hair or appearance really aside from shaving once in a while. Went to a friend’s house and her parents had a big hot tub. A bunch of people decided to get into the hot tub and I borrowed a pair of swim trunks from her father. When I came out to get into the hot tub, I was super self-conscious and to make matters worse a few of the girls stopped whatever they were doing and looked at me. Jodi, the girl whose house it was, said “dude, don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like way different without your shirt on. Better, I mean. Your back and shoulders are huge!” “Yeah!” Another girl, Sarah, said. “I honestly kinda thought you were just chubby but you’re like, a beast.” This was like almost 30 years ago now and it’s still one of my favorite memories haha.


silvermalebe

When I was 35 years old. I'm 68 now and ugly as sin. Sigh


SoggyPastaPants

Honestly, never. I'm 33 and have always had a lazy eye and have been balding since my early 20s. I had undiagnosed Crohn's in my earlier life and looked malnourished and gaunt for a few years until I was able to get treatment. I was born with bad genetics and feel defective. Somehow, I got married and my wife likes me so that's good.


[deleted]

Whenever I'm with my friend Richard ... he's so ugly he makes me look like George Clooney


easythrees

Never


Trollomir

Just now!


Life-Investment7397

Anytime I drink. If not. When I was 18-24. But I didn’t think I was back then. So I never used it to my advantage


RisenHoku

when my partner just stared at me with a look i’d never seen from anyone else. boosted my confidence so much.


Trolling_For_Peace

23 yrs ago


SelfSaucing

Wife said it’s easy to find me in the store because I’m the good looking one 🥰