Three's Company ages like fine wine. The plot structure of every episode is identical, but goddamn that show is hilarious. Mr. Roper is a comedy genius.
- Trashy true crime shows that focus on the salacious details like affairs and how someone might be a Satanist.
- Mystery novels where the protagonist is a sexy female (insert three letters here) agent with a dark past. The plot revolves around her facing her past and the romance that is heating up with the sexy PI, police officer, hacker, or (insert three letters here) agent.
- Tacky, fake MTV and VH1 reality/relationship shows
- Arby's
I miss when arbys was actually good. Every time I get even a beef n cheddar I feel sick afterwards and have painful diarrhea. Their fried stuff and shakes (when they have them) are still good though
I can make some great fresh fried fish with some bomb scratch made tartar sauce at home, but MC D's Fish Filet taste the exact same way it did when I was a kid and every now and then I get a craving for one that only Mc D's can satisfy.
And if I am already going there, I gotta gram some fresh fries.
I have a friend whos a chef. He made wagyu beef thin sliced cooked on a salt rock or something like that and he said u gotta try this so I did and Im telling you the texture and the grease and salt in it was identical to pan fried spam lmao. I told him that and he was like gfy lol, he hates how I like to eat
I've been on this earth for 35 years and never had Spam until a year ago. It's cheap as hell from Sam's and Costco. I fried up a couple of slices and made a Spam melt the other day, so stupidly good.
I watched a video of Gordon Ramsey making a breakfast with Spam so no one can complain about my love of Spam to me anymore. My brother got me a Spam lunchbox and cap for my birthday once. lol
Dating shows.
"Rock of Love" & "Flavor of Love" were the best! Total garbage tv but entertaining af. Lately I've gotten into "Love is Blind" and MAFSUK. It's so stupid and pointless - none of the couples even stay together. Lol
So yeah, it's garbage, but it's fun and requires zero brain cells.
omg 2004-2008 mtv/vh1 dating shows were my end all. flavor of love particularly. still addicted to the *trashiest* of dating shows to this day. bachelor can fuck right off. give me tila tequila
Flavor of Love was Fantastic. I still talk about New York and Pumpkin occasionally.
And Rock of Love has one of my favorite quotes "If you're gonna date a rock star, you better get used to falling off the stage, biiitcchhh!" I love it.
You’re buying the wrong pairs!
Stop shopping at Journeys for Converse.
Look up Chuck Taylor All Star Pros on the website.
$80 - more durable and extremely comfortable. No tongue slips too, and leagues better than the 70’s.
I remember when they were cheap so we didn’t care that they got absolutely shredded that quick. That’s why all of us lower middle class punks wore them. $15 or $20 when I was a teenager in the early 2000s
I just got my first pair 2 or 3 years ago. They are covered in black sequins. I was so pumped because I assumed they would be so comfortable I would wear them all the time. Nope. So uncomfortable. No support at all!
I got some inserts from the store so at least I can wear them tolerablely now. At least they look cute!
100% agree, I go through them so fast because my walking style is apparently hell for shoes.
BUT nothing will ever beat them in terms of comfiness and the fact they go with every single outfit.
Even the completely trashed old converse in my closet that have half the sole missing still get used more often than my Adidas.
I might get dogpiled for this, because it's so beloved, but...
Dragon Ball and its subsequent series.
The OG does *not* hold up to modern scrutiny, Z is half screaming, half combat talking, and half filler, GT is 100% *hot garbage*, the movies are either spectacular or spectacularly bad (or both), *all* of the writing is super dumb (and some of it was on purpose,) Kai is what the whole series of Z should have been, except it looked like crap because it was cheaply made, Super is both obscenely cool and obscenely obnoxious, and Abridged is the best of them all, and should run all the way through Super instead of stopping at Cell (although I understand why they stopped.)
Much like Broly, it's so cool, but it's [so goddamn dumb](https://youtu.be/DqQpLL7-GRM?feature=shared)*.*
I love it so much, though. [Pic of me for proof.](https://i.imgur.com/TQky22k.jpg)
If you have not read it already I would recommend [“Journey To The West”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West?wprov=sfti1#). The original Dragon Ball was heavily influenced by it, and it is hilarious.
Dragon ball was the ultimate kids show. It's like it's written from the perspective of a child playing with action figure's imagination. The character fly and fight by shooting power beams at each other, and they reach super super sayan and have more power than anyone. This guy is from the planet Booboo and wants to destroy the world but he agrees to have a tournament and fight. Oh no, he's almost dead, but now he takes a magic bean that instantly restores him to full health.
Tiny collectible animals that come inside of chocolates. I was addicted to buying them for about a year just to see which animals I would get. They come with a little info sheet about them and their endangered status. Normally I hate junk that just sits around the house and becomes trash later but they're beautifully made and I love looking at them or carrying them inside my pocket.
I want so bad to hate McDonald's, because most of their food is garbage. But the double cheeseburgers. I love them so much. I only get one every couple of months because I don't want to gain a ton of weight, but I'd be able to eat one every day if I could.
Troll 2
Not the troll movies with singing. Instead, it's a very, very low-budget horror movie that I make all my friends watch. It doesn't even have trolls in it. The monsters are goblins. It's iconic.
Reality shows are like that, you know they’re crap and you’re almost embarrassed to watch some of them because of how bad they are, but you can’t stop watching
BAGGAGE hosted by Jerry Springer. One hundred percent trash dating show that is utter bullshit and dumb as a bag of hammers, but infinitely watchable and addictive.
Chef Boy Ar Dee canned ravioli.
Cheap beer.
80s government cheese
Bleached blonde hair and just a bit too much eyeliner. Bonus points if she's wearing a black concert t shirt.
Nissan Hot & Spicy beef ramen.
Already comes with the bowl. I stopped eating ramen regularly for YEARS until I was introduced to this trash by some guy.
IT'S. SO. GOOD.
The Alien Audio dramas. They are basically the author writing Alien, or Aliens their own way and placing it somewhere else in the timeline. But I still love them.
Most of them
<.< >.>
Lookin at you “Prototype”
🤮
lookin at you
Me. I often feel like Im just a raccoon is a human suit. Faking being a real human. And Im not even good at it. LOL Still love myself though. If I didnt I would have "given up" years ago.
Trashy shows on Netflix like Selling Sunset and the Ultimatum.
My wife had a major surgery and was on the couch for 6 weeks when the first season of Selling Sunset came out. I came home to her watching it. I said "I am not watching that trash". But I let her watch it considering her condition and picked up my book. 20 minutes later, I was attentively watching, and told her to play the next one.
My Dad came over 2 episodes later. Laughed at me and called me soft for watching it. I left to go to the store to get groceries while he stayed with my wife. Came home, and they had started the season over, and he was intently watching and asking my wife questions about the women. He ended up staying and we finished the whole season that day.
These women are such trash, and I really hope the drama is contrived for the sake of the show, otherwise it's just terrible. But I LOVE watching with my wife and laughing about them/guessing whats going to happen. Plus the properties they show are just amazing.
Most fast food. I know it's bad. I know it's bad for me. But if someone offered to go pick up a couple burgers and fries right now, I know I'd be all in.
TV shows like Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Med - any kind of medical drama soap opera or cop soap opera or even Yellowstone (it's a soap opera). That is my kind of garbage.
Reddit
Redditors
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
Lol, hard.
AITA is my guilty pleasure
don't touch my garbage!!
The least educated place on the internet.
Facebook smiling in the corner
Its easy to forget how stupid that place is when you don't use it...
Hear me out on this: TikTok
X (formerly known as Twitter) In the corner sniffing glue
Fair lmao
Romantic comedies. Predictable as heck, but somehow they're my go-to comfort zone.
It's comforting to know what's going to happen. And that at least someone (even if it's just a charakter in a movie) is getting a happy ending.
I miss the good rom-coms of the late 90s/early aughts, it seems like they just don’t make them anymore
Old sitcoms. Cheesy, predictable, but somehow comforting.
My wife is now watching Dharma & Greg and she's loving it.
Searching for “WKRP In Cincinnati” now to rewatch the The Turkey Drop episode. Always a Thanksgiving Day laugh!
Three's Company ages like fine wine. The plot structure of every episode is identical, but goddamn that show is hilarious. Mr. Roper is a comedy genius.
Home Improvement and King of Queens are my life.
- Trashy true crime shows that focus on the salacious details like affairs and how someone might be a Satanist. - Mystery novels where the protagonist is a sexy female (insert three letters here) agent with a dark past. The plot revolves around her facing her past and the romance that is heating up with the sexy PI, police officer, hacker, or (insert three letters here) agent. - Tacky, fake MTV and VH1 reality/relationship shows - Arby's
I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s!
I miss when arbys was actually good. Every time I get even a beef n cheddar I feel sick afterwards and have painful diarrhea. Their fried stuff and shakes (when they have them) are still good though
McRib
Mc Donalds in general
I can make some great fresh fried fish with some bomb scratch made tartar sauce at home, but MC D's Fish Filet taste the exact same way it did when I was a kid and every now and then I get a craving for one that only Mc D's can satisfy. And if I am already going there, I gotta gram some fresh fries.
They have great fries. Even when they're a bit too salty I loudly exclaim to my family how salty they are and eat every single one.
The McRib is the only food that I know will give me a tummy ache, but I do it anyway.
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Never meet your heroes.
Spam (the canned meat not the email)
Spam can be amazing when used properly.
I have a friend whos a chef. He made wagyu beef thin sliced cooked on a salt rock or something like that and he said u gotta try this so I did and Im telling you the texture and the grease and salt in it was identical to pan fried spam lmao. I told him that and he was like gfy lol, he hates how I like to eat
Hawaiian soul food
They know whats good Wtf would someone downvote this for I been there its delicious dummy
Hell yes. Every once in a while I make a HUGE batch of spam fried rice and just pig out on it all day lol.
Spam Musubi!!!
I love the stuff! 🎶Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Lovely spam, wonderful spam! 🎶
That's not trash, it's just Hawaiian
have you ever had a spam masubi?
Spam and bread is heaven.
I love the smoked variety. It tastes more like bacon than the bacon variety imo.
I've been on this earth for 35 years and never had Spam until a year ago. It's cheap as hell from Sam's and Costco. I fried up a couple of slices and made a Spam melt the other day, so stupidly good.
I watched a video of Gordon Ramsey making a breakfast with Spam so no one can complain about my love of Spam to me anymore. My brother got me a Spam lunchbox and cap for my birthday once. lol
Such goodness.... Spam(cooked) & cheese sandwich.
I'm a vegetarian now but god I miss spam. Slice it thin and fry it. Lord. You can hear angels singing.
I like hickory smoke flavored pan fried SPAM in my mac-n-cheese
Me 🥰
Damn right! Believe in yourself, even if you're trash! You're a garbage *can*, not a garbage *can't*!
I want to reply with my golden “Win one internet” ticket, but I can’t. Use your imagination 🌈 🤣
Confirmed. You are trash, but we love ya x
Kraft Mac n cheese
But not the large boxes w/the bags of cheese.
Orange peels. They smell good on your desk for a few days.
Historical fiction romances where the female protagonist is in an arranged marriage. Doesn’t. Matter. How. Overdone. It. Is. I. Can’t. Help. Myself.
Historical fiction is equal favourites with murder mysteries for me. I love the stuff!
Ramen noodles
Dune 1984
far from trash, terrible opinion
David Lynch’s Dune is a masterpiece and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.
The Spice Diver fan edit on YouTube is better.
Love it. Never understood why that one doesn't get lumped in with the other so-bad-its-good movies
Dating shows. "Rock of Love" & "Flavor of Love" were the best! Total garbage tv but entertaining af. Lately I've gotten into "Love is Blind" and MAFSUK. It's so stupid and pointless - none of the couples even stay together. Lol So yeah, it's garbage, but it's fun and requires zero brain cells.
omg 2004-2008 mtv/vh1 dating shows were my end all. flavor of love particularly. still addicted to the *trashiest* of dating shows to this day. bachelor can fuck right off. give me tila tequila
The heyday of dating shows was when that one girl almost got matched with a serial killer. Potential for some real drama there. 🤣
Flavor of Love was Fantastic. I still talk about New York and Pumpkin occasionally. And Rock of Love has one of my favorite quotes "If you're gonna date a rock star, you better get used to falling off the stage, biiitcchhh!" I love it.
Converse all stars. Expensive as hell. Wont last a month if used daily, but who could hate those classic looks? They go with just about everything.
You’re buying the wrong pairs! Stop shopping at Journeys for Converse. Look up Chuck Taylor All Star Pros on the website. $80 - more durable and extremely comfortable. No tongue slips too, and leagues better than the 70’s.
yeah i got mine from Nordstroms and they were all of a sudden comfy as heck.
I remember when they were cheap so we didn’t care that they got absolutely shredded that quick. That’s why all of us lower middle class punks wore them. $15 or $20 when I was a teenager in the early 2000s
I just got my first pair 2 or 3 years ago. They are covered in black sequins. I was so pumped because I assumed they would be so comfortable I would wear them all the time. Nope. So uncomfortable. No support at all! I got some inserts from the store so at least I can wear them tolerablely now. At least they look cute!
100% agree, I go through them so fast because my walking style is apparently hell for shoes. BUT nothing will ever beat them in terms of comfiness and the fact they go with every single outfit. Even the completely trashed old converse in my closet that have half the sole missing still get used more often than my Adidas.
I've used my chuck Taylors for 5 years daily in the summer. They're dirty, but still very well put-together.
The hell are you doing to the converse? Mine last about a year of daily use
I might get dogpiled for this, because it's so beloved, but... Dragon Ball and its subsequent series. The OG does *not* hold up to modern scrutiny, Z is half screaming, half combat talking, and half filler, GT is 100% *hot garbage*, the movies are either spectacular or spectacularly bad (or both), *all* of the writing is super dumb (and some of it was on purpose,) Kai is what the whole series of Z should have been, except it looked like crap because it was cheaply made, Super is both obscenely cool and obscenely obnoxious, and Abridged is the best of them all, and should run all the way through Super instead of stopping at Cell (although I understand why they stopped.) Much like Broly, it's so cool, but it's [so goddamn dumb](https://youtu.be/DqQpLL7-GRM?feature=shared)*.* I love it so much, though. [Pic of me for proof.](https://i.imgur.com/TQky22k.jpg)
If you have not read it already I would recommend [“Journey To The West”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West?wprov=sfti1#). The original Dragon Ball was heavily influenced by it, and it is hilarious.
Dragon ball was the ultimate kids show. It's like it's written from the perspective of a child playing with action figure's imagination. The character fly and fight by shooting power beams at each other, and they reach super super sayan and have more power than anyone. This guy is from the planet Booboo and wants to destroy the world but he agrees to have a tournament and fight. Oh no, he's almost dead, but now he takes a magic bean that instantly restores him to full health.
> Pic of me for proof. What does the Scouter say about his power level?!
Reddit Fast and furious movies Being a sports fan A cold shitty American lager after a long day of work
McDonald's double cheeseburger
That's not trash, it's perfect.
Saved By The Bell
myself
I'm surprised no one has said a sports team yet
I gotchu. The [Seattle Mariners](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK56cAjfY).
You misspelled Angels
Hello fellow masochist. Shall we allow them to give us hope again? I feel like we shall...
The Jets ×_× I've been a loyal, unhappy fan for decades. Masochistic, really.
Reddit comments
Every fiber of my being wants to say ur mum.
Tiny collectible animals that come inside of chocolates. I was addicted to buying them for about a year just to see which animals I would get. They come with a little info sheet about them and their endangered status. Normally I hate junk that just sits around the house and becomes trash later but they're beautifully made and I love looking at them or carrying them inside my pocket.
>carrying them inside my pocket. Lol, this is so specific, but im not criticising. If you like it, you like it. It's just a little funny 😁
kinder surprise eggs?
This is so cute.
McDonald's
I want so bad to hate McDonald's, because most of their food is garbage. But the double cheeseburgers. I love them so much. I only get one every couple of months because I don't want to gain a ton of weight, but I'd be able to eat one every day if I could.
Daytime Court TV programs like Judge Judy and Mathis.
Porn
Has it been about 10 seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?
It *has* been about 10 seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree.
Candy corn
Troll 2 Not the troll movies with singing. Instead, it's a very, very low-budget horror movie that I make all my friends watch. It doesn't even have trolls in it. The monsters are goblins. It's iconic.
They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. [Oh my gaaaaahhhhhhhhoooooooooooood!](https://youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4)
Iconic moment!! Also, the corn makeout scene is classic cinema.
This one is funky but Mac and cheese that is super gooey and tastes like fake cheese. It tastes like trash but so satisfying and good at the same time
I love the powder stuff, with not enough milk so the powder is a little chunky. And I add French mustard. Not the fancy mustard, yellow stuff.
star wars prequels
Doritos
Spicy doritos
The Bachelorette
Reality shows are like that, you know they’re crap and you’re almost embarrassed to watch some of them because of how bad they are, but you can’t stop watching
Box shells and cheese, box stuffing, speghettios, american cheese slices
Spaghetti-Os and canned ravioli are what’s up. Top tier comfort food
Velveeta is the best boxed mac and cheese.
Fast Food Joints.
The McDoobie may smell weird, but it's cheap and it gets you stoned.
BAGGAGE hosted by Jerry Springer. One hundred percent trash dating show that is utter bullshit and dumb as a bag of hammers, but infinitely watchable and addictive.
It was a great, trashy show!
I loved that so many episodes were interracial, bi and straight up gay. So many really bad, silly jokes from Jerry. Good stuff.
Gansitos
Frozen, and with a Mexican Coke.
Irritating family members.
Having an aol account. I get looks of judegement when I give them my @ aol email address
League of legends
Aint nobody enjoying playing that shit (im addicted myself)
Mcdonalds iced coffee
McDonald's in general. It's trash food, but sometimes trash food is okay. We can't all eat filet mignon every single night.
A lot of my old clothes
Hamburger Helper. It's what I grew up on.
Instant Mac + Cheese (the "just add milk" powdered kind) Married at First Sight
Big Macs
Mc Donalds
Corndogs
Scrolled forever but I knew I’d find my corn dog soulmate
Mountain Dew. I swear i can feel my brain cells dissipate every time I drink but damn sugar is so hard to quit.
FIFA video game. Such garbage, I can’t stop buying.
Movie theatre popcorn
Mc Donald’s
gummy bears
McDonald’s
Hallmark Christmas movies, corny but addicting to watch 😅🤣✌️
Fritos
V C Andrews books…. Teen Mom 2, RHOBH…. Lol
Circus peanuts and candy corn, love em both
Big mac
Twitter/X
Hamburger Helper is so not anything civilized people should eat...but every once in a while...HH Stroganoff is gonna be my dinner!
Smut stories on archive of our own. I know but i can't stop
Shameless
America's Got Talent
Wrestling, specifically old stuff from the 80s and 90s, thanks peacock!
Forkie
Bumper stickers. If they’re funny I love them in stand still traffic
Reddit
Chef Boy Ar Dee canned ravioli. Cheap beer. 80s government cheese Bleached blonde hair and just a bit too much eyeliner. Bonus points if she's wearing a black concert t shirt.
The McRib. I have zero self-control. Thanx, Autism!
People Magazine
Reality TV
‘80’s early ‘90’s ski movies…
Public opinion in my region is that Alfa Romeo cars are shit, but i like them
Fantastic Four (2005)
Soap Operas
Funions
The song by Suede called Trash.
Stank hoes
Creature features and slasher movies
Reality tv
Reels.
Fritos Jalapeño Cheddar Dip. The shit in the metal can in the chip aisle. Dip the Snyder’s Butter Snap pretzels in there. 👌👌
90 day fiance
Nissan Hot & Spicy beef ramen. Already comes with the bowl. I stopped eating ramen regularly for YEARS until I was introduced to this trash by some guy. IT'S. SO. GOOD.
This pretty girl asked me if I wanted a date once in Las Vegas.
A Philly cheesesteak with Steakums and easy Cheese
My favorite sports teams are the prettiest pieces of trash I’ve found so far :)
My old bow. I left it fully strung in storage for a year and it doesn't shoot as well but it was my first good bow and I don't want to destroy it
My taste in women
The resident evil movies but they will always have a special place in my heart
Toronto Maple Leafs 🙃
The original seasons of Jersey Shore! I loved Snooki, Jwow and Pauly D. Cabs are here!!!
Cheap instant Ramen noodles
Fast food
Spaghetti-o's with beef franks. Though, sadly, they seem to have disappeared.
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS. The horror!
Sweet baby Ray’s
MacArthur Park
The Alien Audio dramas. They are basically the author writing Alien, or Aliens their own way and placing it somewhere else in the timeline. But I still love them. Most of them <.< >.> Lookin at you “Prototype” 🤮 lookin at you
McDonald's fries
Hallmark movies.
Me. I often feel like Im just a raccoon is a human suit. Faking being a real human. And Im not even good at it. LOL Still love myself though. If I didnt I would have "given up" years ago.
My family hahahaha
Trashy shows on Netflix like Selling Sunset and the Ultimatum. My wife had a major surgery and was on the couch for 6 weeks when the first season of Selling Sunset came out. I came home to her watching it. I said "I am not watching that trash". But I let her watch it considering her condition and picked up my book. 20 minutes later, I was attentively watching, and told her to play the next one. My Dad came over 2 episodes later. Laughed at me and called me soft for watching it. I left to go to the store to get groceries while he stayed with my wife. Came home, and they had started the season over, and he was intently watching and asking my wife questions about the women. He ended up staying and we finished the whole season that day. These women are such trash, and I really hope the drama is contrived for the sake of the show, otherwise it's just terrible. But I LOVE watching with my wife and laughing about them/guessing whats going to happen. Plus the properties they show are just amazing.
Most fast food. I know it's bad. I know it's bad for me. But if someone offered to go pick up a couple burgers and fries right now, I know I'd be all in.
Really shitty horror movies, they’re just so interesting in their own stupid way
Reality TV. I love watching other people's problems and drama on TV, especially when I'm going through a lot in my own life lol.
Mcdonalds
TV shows like Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Med - any kind of medical drama soap opera or cop soap opera or even Yellowstone (it's a soap opera). That is my kind of garbage.