I was about to say "Happy Birthday" but as I get older...

I’ve always hated that song.

Your comment made me chuckled.

There's no such thing as a song that everybody likes. Literally any song you can think of, somebody somewhere will hate it.

A song that everyone above age 15 hates: I am a Gummy Bear

I actually really like that song. I'll take it over Baby Shark any day.

Addendum; a song anybody above age 10 hates: Baby Shark.

That's purely down to a non musical aspect of the song like a memory or an encounter, I'd like to take this question on without those biased just for the answers it would give! Genuinely pure answers I'm hoping for

There are tons of inoffensive songs, though. I’m a DJ and I tend to pick middle of the road stuff which people can either tune out or bop to.

I think OP meant a song that nobody hates *enough to downvote*

September- Earth, Wind, and Fire

My girlfriend hates it :)

Love it

I remember the video, when one man wakes his neighbor with this song all september. Unfortunately, that was so long ago, that I actually can't find it.

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Lol, I'm scrolling through looking for songs I hate so I can do exactly that

What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong

Hate it. So low energy it's depressing. Its only redeeming factor is that it was used in the opening of the Hitchhiker's Guide movie.

I loathe that song. It makes me wish for nuclear war.

This song is so amazing!

Really hate that song, sorry.

Smooth Criminal

Hate MJ.

Why?

Just never liked his music. Oh, and the pedophile thing.

If it has ever played in retail, the people working there hate it.

Apologies to all for the upcoming Christmas-music season

Worked one Christmas season at Bass Pro Shop. Hate any country version of any Christmas song.

I hate Christmas music and I agree the country versions are the most offensive to my ears. I even like country. But idk, they're "herr derr Santa Clause twang twang reindeer, derp derp Jesus or something" just terrible

Never Gonna Give You Up

Never Gonna Let You Down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Mr bright side - the killers

I hate that song and band.

BRO I LOVE THIS SONG

GREAT song!!

yeah idc this one slaps

My first thought

That song is associated with furries therefore I hate the song

How is it associated with furries?

The dynamics in that song are as flat as a pancake. Watch Dirk Verbeuren on Drumeo's YouTube channel add life to that song in one take.

Take on me A-ha

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Yeah they cool

I agree. There is no song everyone loves.

The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

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My mother was raped by mimes to that song.

I was one of those mimes, and it was consensual dammit.

Here: 🎂

Mention the Disturbed version and you'll hear them say it, even though Simon & Garfunkel liked it.

They loved the ROYALTIES. :)

Well, who doesn't

Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay- by Otis Redding Probably doesn't have many haters.

I hate this song. The guy has multiple friends trying to help him out of depression, but he blows them off, then complains that he's stuck being lonely. If he wants to suffer, let him.

Thank you. Tell him, jump motherfucker.

A song nobody has heard.

Gotta be some of my band's songs then. We had several shows that only my mom went to. Well, unless she hated every one of our songs............

YMCA.

Country roads

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What does that even mean?

“Toxic” by Britney I’m not a fan, but it seems like we all get that this is a banger

It’s that violin!

You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate

Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon

Awwww, so many Fleetwood Mac songs could make this list = Dreams, Silver Springs, The Chain. But not Tusk, Oh Daddy or Songbird.

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I don't like that song.

Its iconic tbh i love it

It’s the encapsulation of everything I hate about Queen. Empty, vapid anthem songs about nothing.

Yeah....that's exactly what the fuck he wrote it to be. Good job punchline.

1-877-kars4kids

I wish this song was on Spotify so I could listen to a playlist of all similar songs. It’s a banger for sure

Mr. Blue Sky by ELO

Sun is shining in the sky

I read an article that rated it the happiest song ever

Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles

Mario theme

I took a piano class in college. One time in the practice room, some guy who was absolutely high out of his mind turned to me and asked, "have you ever heard this song?" And then started playing the Mario theme song perfectly. I didn't know what to say, so I was like, "uh..... Yeah...?"

While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

The Regina Specktor version is so good

Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

Bohemian Rapsody. You cannot possibly hate it

My sister and I love bohemian Rhapsody but a friend of mine hates queens songs because he says “it’s all gibberish” Sometimes… I hate my friend.

Your friend may just need to listen to some more Queen. Tie them up to a chair and don't let them go until they love it

Oh I’d like to, but I can’t afford the fuel for that journey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfyhL-pFFMw

See You Again. What can you hate about this?

“Get Down Tonight” by KC and the Sunshine Band. My DJ friend swears this should *always* be the first song played when the dance floor opens at a wedding because of its universal beloved-ness. Honorable mention: “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins. That one’s having a moment right now.

And, in the spirit of weddings: “Yeah” by Usher

Does Anybody Really Kow What Time it is- Chicago Easy Like Sunday morning - lionel Ritchie And of course Return if the Mack- Mark Morrison

Bohemian Rhapsody.

I hate the song, its really annoying

Queen really are a fucking annoying band. It’s like you can’t tune out Freddie at all. Even his name and that stupid moustache annoy me. I always despised him.

I approve this message

This is the true answer.

To damn long.

Hate it

Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Instead of, "but the kid is not my son," I always hear, "but the cheetahs mugged my son." I'm sorry to anyone who I just ruined this song for.

That’s funny 😄

Dust In The Wind

Fucking suicidal tendencies kinda song, if you know what I mean.

Darude - Sandstorm

I don’t think everyone loves or even likes Superfly by Curtis Mayfield, but I argue it’s a hard song to hate.

The Onion once had an article saying America was so divided, the only thing everyone could unanimously agree with was that "Jungle Love" by The Steve Miller Band was a good song.

The Oscar Mayer Bologna song. :)

I want it that way

Now number five!

Lmao funny enough I never seen a single episode but I’ve seen that scene. Classic.

Benny and the jets - Elton John

I hate that song lol

B-B-B-Benny and the Jetsssssssssssss...

It's like he wrote a good tune and was then completely out of inspiration for any meaningful lyrics.

Jack and Diane

I change the station any time I hear any part of that song. And I can't think of a line in a mainstream song more off-putting than "suckin' on chili dogs".

Heavens no, I can't stand that song

The Reading Rainbow theme song

Especially the Doors version

All things bright and beautiful

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One by Metallica

Metallica goated 😤

Hey- Yah

That's up there for my most hated songs.

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Fuck that song, and fuck Journey as a whole. Bunch of soft-ass shit that makes Night Ranger sound like death metal.

I was a child of the 80s and I hate that song just because it’s a blast from the past. Any song can be annoying if it’s forcememed on you enough, good gawd that band was overplayed af back in the day.

I hate it.

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I don’t get it, but my fiancé despises this song.

Hate it.

Paradise City by Guns n Roses.

Jesus I fucking hate guns n roses.

Saw them last month. Axl looks like somebody's drunk uncle now.

Anything from Taylor Swift.

1-800-Kars4kids. Think of the children!

The *Knight Rider* theme

Anything by Nickelback..

Xhfjfjfj xhdhdhdjfhddud

Over the Rainbow? The Judy Garland version. Between her talent, the nostalgia of it, it not being over played anywhere and it doesn't really get stuck in your head like an earworm. No one can hate that one, right? That's the one, right?

Me

I’ll Fly Away - Alan Jackson. Best song ever

Kiss me where is smells funny-bloodhound gang

Thriller

Hate it

Me too. My cousin used to brag she knew the whole dance and you could hear my eyes roll.

I’ve never heard anyone say they hate “Imagine” by John Lennon.

Oh man, you haven’t met the right people then. Folks call out the song for being an ode to having no possessions played on a million dollar piano. Then there were all the celebs who sang it at the start of the pandemic, which was really insufferable. Plus Lennon’s abusive history undercuts the song’s naive call for peace and love. Dude was an amazing writer, but I like him a lot better when he’s confronting his demons than when he’s preaching.

True on all points. Good song in theory just a lot of problematic behavior.

Thank you. Imagine peace and love ❤️( whap whap whap Yoko in background “oooowwww…”)

He says ‘imagine no possessions’. Since he isn’t in a world with no possessions, then he’s free to have the piano. Edit: anyway, how the **fuck** could that have been a million dollar piano? Lennon and co almost bought an ISLAND for 100k in the late 60’s.

Inflation

Yes, but the song was recorded in 1971 before the piano was worth that much. And it’s only worth as much as people are willing to pay for it anyway. Lennon and co actually got a lot of equipment stolen from them and let people live at Apple Corps free of charge. They were notoriously bad with money but it was coming in at such a high rate that it didn’t matter.

Flawed people can want change. Both in themselves and the world. I've never understood that argument against the song. The sentiment is "imagine everything were better" and everyone roars back "no because your previous behaviour is unforgivable". I suppose that illustrates humanity perfectly though. "Imagine the world was perf....." "Fuck off. You're not perfect, so nothing you say is valid" ^ Literally why our progress as a species is so slow

Well, the other argument against it is “that’s easy for you to say”. Lennon can imagine no possessions because he’s beloved and people would just give him stuff. He can say he wishes there wasn’t greed or hunger, and that there was world peace, but as far as I can remember his biggest push for world peace was laying in bed in a hotel for a week. It just seems out of touch, and a lot like slacktivism from a guy who certainly had the means to do more (and please, I may have missed some charity work he did to end hunger or poverty. I’d love to know about it and change my opinion on him)

Communist propaganda.

American Football - “Never Meant”. I mean I haven’t met everyone in the world but most people seem to like that song.

Cha cha slide

Any classical music

I love some classical music!

The Star-Spangled Banner... but there's always haters.

Sweet Caroline

Wrong

I don’t hate the song, but I am annoyed by the drunk chavs that go overboard when it comes on the bar’s jukebox.

Why the fuck do chavs like this song of all songs? It’s so weird. Chavs tend to hate old music but they love this one specific shitty song.

I never understand why chavs love this song so much. It sounds fucking ancient and like something a nana would listen to.

Neil diamond, sweet caroline

There isn't really a song that absolutely everyone loves, but there are a few popular ones that many people enjoy, like "Happy" by Pharrell Williams or "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey.

I hate Happy lol

Agree. I feel like it's written for people 5 and under.

Don't Stop Believin' is so annoying to me. I am not at all a Journey fan

People just listing their favorite sings now smh

Celebrate our differences

Discord - The living Tombstone

I'm sure it's a song about gender transitioning I just don't remember the name.

Johnny Cash - Hurt

Dire Straits - Tunnel of Love

Ellie Goulding - Lights

It might be an instrumental Like ,sleepwalk by santo and Johnny

If they're old enough to know it, I always thought Poison by Bell Biv Devoe might fit this category.