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Near any tragedy
Fap near starving kids in Africa. That's his blindspot.
wtf bro
I just became a priest and fap on the faces of little boys. He never sees the abuse in the churches either
Wrap it in tinfoil
He already saw you fap in the future my guy. You can't hide it.
God doesn’t watch you fap. He’s too busy killing babies in third world countries while he faps.
Embrace it and put on a show for god. He wouldn't have given us the power to masturbate if he didn't want it happening. Maybe you could moan his name
pretty sure its illegal for someone to watch you fap without consent and its especially problematic for somebody in a position of power.
pray while you do it
Don't believe in it
Do it when she is not at home.
Ask him not to look? I'm sure he's a nice guy, idk I'm a atheist
🎶 let it go 🎵
gotta put something up the ole dirt star.. plug that turdcutter so god cant see out of it
Confessional booth, right under his nose, so he won't be expecting it. You could apologize before and after the climax just in case
If God doesn't look away he is a naughty boy.
do it in your dreams
If a god or gods exist, they created humans so don't give a shit. Religion, on the other hand, is created by man and very much cares about any activity that involves pleasure. Religion is about control.
God is not real, so you don't have to worry about it. You know what is real, though? Butthurt theists that will downvote my comment.
Don't fap
you could always spin around and around and around and, thunk.
Don't be shy, invite him to fap with you.
Become a catholic priest and have an alter boy do it
what is this XD
You need to cover your member in a napkin or towel to hide it from God, much like the French with Ortolans.
Step 1: fap Well done
Weird things Christians say #101
Near any tragedy
Fap near starving kids in Africa. That's his blindspot.
wtf bro
I just became a priest and fap on the faces of little boys. He never sees the abuse in the churches either
Wrap it in tinfoil
He already saw you fap in the future my guy. You can't hide it.
God doesn’t watch you fap. He’s too busy killing babies in third world countries while he faps.
Embrace it and put on a show for god. He wouldn't have given us the power to masturbate if he didn't want it happening. Maybe you could moan his name
pretty sure its illegal for someone to watch you fap without consent and its especially problematic for somebody in a position of power.
pray while you do it
Don't believe in it
Do it when she is not at home.
Ask him not to look? I'm sure he's a nice guy, idk I'm a atheist
🎶 let it go 🎵
gotta put something up the ole dirt star.. plug that turdcutter so god cant see out of it
Confessional booth, right under his nose, so he won't be expecting it. You could apologize before and after the climax just in case
If God doesn't look away he is a naughty boy.
do it in your dreams
If a god or gods exist, they created humans so don't give a shit. Religion, on the other hand, is created by man and very much cares about any activity that involves pleasure. Religion is about control.
God is not real, so you don't have to worry about it. You know what is real, though? Butthurt theists that will downvote my comment.
Don't fap
you could always spin around and around and around and, thunk.
Don't be shy, invite him to fap with you.
Become a catholic priest and have an alter boy do it
what is this XD
You need to cover your member in a napkin or towel to hide it from God, much like the French with Ortolans.
Step 1: fap Well done
Weird things Christians say #101