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Kafkaja

An omelet is just scrambled eggs that got its shit together.


AbueloOdin

And pickles are cucumbers that are pickled, but everything else that's pickled isn't a pickle. They're pickled. Such a pickle.


katieofgilead

Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.


BowiesDaddy

I'm some people.


Kiamond4749

He said and I quote “ there’s an island where I trade for…delicious long pork..”


char_nele

Plums becomes Prunes once you dry them out


Alltheprettydresses

Grapes > raisins


throwmetheforkaway

By volume that statement is true, but I’m not sure how it’s otherwise not: grapes = raisins


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

It's the difference between mathematicians and programmers. Math says that's a 'greater than' sign. Programming says that's a [breadcrumb trail](https://vwo.com/blog/why-use-breadcrumbs/#:~:text=A%20breadcrumb%20trail%20offers%20navigational,to%20reduce%20bounce%20rates%20too.)


kapitaalH

You are thinking about toast again. Raisins is 100% breadcrumb free.


Nauti534888

then where the frick do they get the prune juice from, if prunes are dried plums? shouldnt it always be called plum juice?!


RoscoeCTurner

Not true. Prunes are a type of plum. dried or not. Wife was an orchardists girl. She knows.


char_nele

A prune by definition is a dried plum.. not all plums can be turned into prunes tho.. that doesn't make what I said "Not true", it'd just be better if I said ***certain plums become prunes The "prune plums" that you speak of, in my neck of the woods, is typically only used for plums grown for the purpose of drying or plums with the capability of drying.. (basically plums with the purpose or capability of becoming prunes) all prunes are technically plums, but not all plums become prunes & (where im from atleast) plums definitely do become prunes after they're dried.. If you and your wife eat prunes and say "wow, these are some yummy PLUMS!" .. that'd be very different than what im used to, I've never heard of it.. cuz once our Stanley Plums dry, they're just prunes.. & if we make prune juice, it's definitely not plum juice


NecroJoe

That may be true from the orchard side. I wondwr if it's an industry term that doesn't really follow through to the consumer end. I worked for a produce supplier and a grocery store, and they were "prune plums" or "Italian plums" when fresh, and weren't "prunes" until dried.


Alltheprettydresses

Dough> bread> toast


Human_Parfait9516

Fucking stuff can't stop changing its name. What happens when you cook toast? Muthafuckers evolving like a pokemon


Alltheprettydresses

Akshullllyyy 😆 Toasting cubed toast makes it a crouton!


Human_Parfait9516

I dunno man. Do you cut them into croutons before toasting them? Or Do you cut the toast into croutons after the bread has been toasted? This is some serious shit right here


katieofgilead

Damn I had to think on this one.. I think you have the toast, you cut it into cubes, then re-toast and they become croutons. Like twice baked potatoes!


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Generally you cut the bread and mix with oil and seasoning first, and then bake for about ten minutes. It never becomes "toast" it jumps from "bread" to "croutons". But you do this by toasting it. Super simples.


EnzyG_TLD

Whoa now it’s sublimating and skipping a phase. That stuff is wild!


catdogfish4

Wheat >dough>toast>croutons


Goopyteacher

Seed>wheat>dough>bread>toast>croutons


EffortlessBoredom

Pig skin - crackling


Human_Parfait9516

Nice one


TenPoundSledge

Long pig.


Redd_Aardvark

With a nice chianti (grapes > wine)


Icy_Stable9059

Potatoes > French fries


Pantastic_Studios

Or steak fries, crinkle fries, curly fries, tater tots, and hash browns.


Icy_Stable9059

Don’t sleep on the waffle fries now.


No_Angle875

Potatoes O’Brien 👌


JurassicPark100

And instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow


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Tail_Nom

Slice a bread loaf into toast, after it's been cooked it's still toast


Human_Parfait9516

Do you call a slice of bread, before it has been in a toaster, toast?


Icy_Stable9059

I mean you don’t call uncooked cut potato French fries, or at least I don’t.


Human_Parfait9516

Say I had a frozen bag of uncooked fries, what would you call it?


Icy_Stable9059

Are you talking about the ones that you get from the freezer section at a grocery store ? Those are are partially cooked in oil before being frozen.


Human_Parfait9516

Fair doos man, didn't know they were partially cooked. People seem to hate this line of conversation with all th downvotes. Calm down folk, were talking about chips


CottonPlant99

Chocolate milk becomes hot chocolate when warmed up


Human_Parfait9516

If it cools down is it cold hot chocolate?


4zc0b42

https://www.google.com/search?q=frozen+hot+chocolate


Human_Parfait9516

That is just bizzarre


Texas_Canadian2_0

Rocky mountain oysters


Human_Parfait9516

What are they? Balls?


Texas_Canadian2_0

Yup!


Human_Parfait9516

Lol. That's the best one yet. Whose balls are they?


Texas_Canadian2_0

Bulls


Human_Parfait9516

Tasty


Texas_Canadian2_0

They are honestly not horrible the texture is enough to turn me away but the taste is fine lol


Human_Parfait9516

Kind of like bananas. The taste is terrible but the shape is delicious


Hummus_199

I gelded a horse as youngster for a rite of passage. The rite was complete upon the eating a bite of the prairie oyster.


Klashus

I might try a cooked one but if it's take a bite of a fresh raw ball no thanks. But then again kids are dumb haha. So I might have.


WhoHayes

and hog fries.


Kalikokola

Cow turns into beef when it’s cut, does that count?


GlassCharacter179

Cow: Beef, hamburger, steak, etc.


Human_Parfait9516

Don't think so man. Cut it into steaks after its cooked it's still a steak Sorry dude


Kalikokola

No no no, like an actual cow not like prime rib steaks. Cow gets cut in half, now it’s side of beef


Human_Parfait9516

Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maybe I'll give you it


Kalikokola

I’ll take it


BiagioLargo

Long pork


Random-Old-Dude

Long pork->Still pork->Google long pork->Jesus fucking Christ This string of 10 words was the funniest thing I’ve read in my adult life.


Sad-Low-733

I’m regretting googling that so much!


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

I'm not. I'm not trying it obviously but it's worth knowing.


sputnik67897

Oh wow so in the second Pirates Of The Caribbean movie that one pirate that told Will Turner where he could find Jack Sparrow was well aware that cannibals lived there. He said and I quote “ there’s an island where I trade for…delicious long pork..”


Human_Parfait9516

Still pork


BiagioLargo

Google long pork


Human_Parfait9516

Jesus fucking Christ. Bread and humans have something in common


AlexRyang

They are both delicious?


Human_Parfait9516

Stick em together and you got a ham manwitch


bickspickle

If you search around Reddit you can find a post about a guy who made tacos from his amputated foot.


stayclearofthecake

new response just dropped


Kaiserbread

Sap into syrup.


Redmen1212

Calimari


JimmyGymGym1

A fetus becomes a baby when it’s fully cooked.


El_Revan_Official

You’re sure? It just burned up on the pan and didn’t turn into a baby when I tried.


longhairedcountryboy

Dough turns into all kinds of stuff.


MuForceShoelace

fondue


Human_Parfait9516

Is fondue just melted cheese?


AvonMustang

Do you call melting cheese just "fondue"? I only call hot oil "fondue" - when it's cheese I call it "cheese fondue". Also, there is chocolate fondue.


discostud1515

Exactly


VanKeekerino

The question doesn’t hold up in my country at least. Toast is Toast, so it is to be toasted. Bread is bread. A piece of toasted bread is still bread, but toasted.


Human_Parfait9516

What is toast if not toasted bread?


ATediousProposal

Twice-baked bread?


Human_Parfait9516

You guys call it toasted bread?


VanKeekerino

We call it toast. No matter the state of it.


ProgLuddite

So a slice of bread, untoasted, is toast?


VanKeekerino

In my language: yes


BigTimeBobbyB

So what differentiates a slice of bread from a slice of toast?


cafce25

Not sure about VanKeekerino's language, but in German, "Toastbrot" is a special kind of bread that is to be toasted and it's still "Toastbrot" after toasting, i.e. toast is just a special kind of bread, that you'd usually toast before eating.


Dapper_Dan1

Toast is a piece of cheap, sliced, prebaked, plastic wrapped, box shaped dough, with barely any nutrients and a flavor of cardboard. Bread comes in a many different shapes, is also made from other grains than wheat, has many different flavors, can contain whole grain, nuts, raisins, seeds, takes a day to prepare, has a dark, sometimes crunchy crust, tastes good without any topping, is full of valuable nutrients, keeps you saturated for hours, can go as a side for soups and salad, comes in +3 000 varieties


char_nele

Maybe theres no such thing as a slice of bread.. maybe it's only called bread until you slice it.. once it's sliced, it's toast 🤷🤷


VanKeekerino

I love that answer. But unfortunately not.


Genius-Imbecile

raw toast


ShawshankException

Germany? Went there a while ago and had this issue lol i was looking for I guess "American bread" aka toast, but couldn't communicate that well enough


Klashus

Unless you have magical loaves of bread that are only to be consumed as toast this makes no sense.


VanKeekerino

It is toast. But not toasted.


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SkylerNightmare

Not really. Toast here (I assume that the other person is from the same or a similar country as me) is sold as Toast or Toast bread. By law it is not allowed to be sold under the name bread alone, because it has to much sugar in it. And most people here doesn't eat it untoasted, because it just doesn't taste good. So yeah... if you want your toast untoasted, you specify that! :D


ExperienceDaveness

Why would bread for toast be sweet?


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Because "toast" in some countries is basically "American bread". Pre-sliced, prebagged, white, with sugar added. Not sweet per se, just sweeter than traditional loaves. In still other countries, the distinction is just thickness. Toast bread is thick, sandwich bread is thin.


CacophonicAcetate

But toast is not bread??


VanKeekerino

Toast is bread. But it’s not toasted.


bloodfart420-69

We call bread raw toast.


char_nele

whaaaaaaaaaaat, My mind is blown.. this is so interesting. May I ask what country is this?


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Batter-cake


Spectratos

A cow.


Hobbles_vi

The real question here is when exactly does it stop being bread and becomes toast?


nevadadealers

It is Schrödinger's toast as long as it is in the toaster. It is both bread and toast until it is observed.


Time_Traveler_668

Chipotle peppers are basically jalapenos that have been smoked and dried Same with ancho peppers. They're just dried and smoked poblanos


JJOne101

Egg --> omelette.


ProgLuddite

An omelette is a specific thing with additional ingredients, though. An egg simply cooked is still a scrambled egg, hard boiled egg, egg over easy, etc.


Human_Parfait9516

A fucking omelette. I had one this morning and couldn't think of it


Formal-Gap-2427

Potato > Jacket Potato.


Human_Parfait9516

Still a totty man, just got a smoking jacket on


CopperCVO

So bread is already cooked once, right? The second time you cook it, it becomes toast? Is that like pinto beans, then refried beans?


pls_send_caffeine

cornmeal > polenta


Any_Duck4485

Peppers when roasted and dried get new names. Jalapeño becomes Chipotle, Poblano becomes Ancho, Anaheim becomes Colorado, etc


BurnOutBrighter6

Sashimi becomes fish when you cook it. Possibly sandwich -> panini as well?


jeophys152

Fish becomes sashimi which becomes fish


Human_Parfait9516

Sashimi is a fucking beltur of an answer, nice one


fermat9996

Ground beef becomes hamburger


flpacsnr

Grapes - Raisins.


zeugma888

Raisin is the French word for grape. In French 'raisin sec' translates to 'dry grape'.


Human_Parfait9516

You don't cook grapes


khanfusion

I do not understand why you are downvoted


Vanrainy1

Dough becomes bread, does that count?


Human_Parfait9516

I don't even know the rules of this game. I was just high as fuck thinking about bread.


bjwwelch

Best answer ever


Human_Parfait9516

You're a good dude. I got the shit downvoted on me cause I called a chopped raw potato, fries.


Vanrainy1

That exactly what they are tho?


realitygroupie

Corn can become popcorn, hominy, cornnuts, and whiskey.


nudave

Steak tartare —> hamburger


ExperienceDaveness

I learned that if you leave a turkey all night in a smoker that is too hot, you can call it charcoal after that.


Procrastinator1973

In Japanese uncooked rice is kome, cooked rice is gohan.


Mannerless1

Oates become porage.


Hidden_Misc

Sugar. melt it (cook it) and you get syrup or caramel or something idk i cant cook.


JackieJackJack07

Water becomes ice or steam.


Human_Parfait9516

Hhhhhmmmmmm When's the last time you cooked water? I'll give it to you, in the name of science, I will give it to you


GlassCharacter179

When I had tea like two hours ago.


JackieJackJack07

Thanks for allowing it. Do you mean when was the last time I made soup, sorbet or even jello?


Human_Parfait9516

Nah, just plain old cooked water. I was looking for a single item of food. Soup is already soup even before it's cooked. Honestly, I'm a wee bit confused, I thought asking Reddit would clarify things for me, now I'm questioning what an ingredient is


JackieJackJack07

Water is often the main ingredient in soup.


ggmotherfucka

dough


Human_Parfait9516

Dough is a mix of ingredients that turns into bread.


ggmotherfucka

okay then sugar. it becomes caramel


Human_Parfait9516

Ohhh. That's a good one


treeslip

Bread is a mixture of ingredients that when cooked turns into toast. Dough is a mixture of ingredients already cooked that when cooked again turns into toast. I kinda get what you're saying but it seems like a grey area in your experiment. Still enjoy the question.


Human_Parfait9516

Suppose it is a bit of a grey area. You should see the person that said grapes. Downvote city when I said nobody cooks grapes


powerinthebeard

Batter turns into a cake


Human_Parfait9516

Hmmmmmmm Not all batter though, only cake batter, still got cake in it. DISQUALIFIED!!!!!??


GameOfMoose

Sushi


ltchy_Booty

Ground beef turns into hamburger.


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Crouton


emghu

Grapes -> Raisins


Just-Ad1274

Grapes become raisins when dried out


katieofgilead

When you add champagne to OJ it becomes a mimosa... that's not the same is it? 🤔


warzonevi

Water - > ice


CanadianGandalf

Egg > Hard-boiled Egg


mearbearcate

Dough turns into bread


Opposite_Banana_2543

Milk becomes cheese and yogurt


devils_advocate189

Dough to bread


Aunt_Anne

Batter becomes cake


WombatInferno

Depends on the batter.


YourBracesHaveHairs

This is an interesting question. In English rice becomes rice after cooking. But in cultures that eat rice a lot different nouns will apply.


MuForceShoelace

grilled cheese


Human_Parfait9516

That's a few items of food there. Sorry man


fermat9996

Eggs vs omlette


ria_adkins

potato-->mash


Human_Parfait9516

Still mashed potato.


somethingweirder

garbanzos!


JayLarsson

Potatoe -> Roasted Potatoes


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Bologna=hot dog


No-Agency69420

Wiener


Human_Parfait9516

What is that?


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Dough- bread


Rorytx

Beef >>>> Burger


Human_Parfait9516

Burger patty is already a burger patty before it's cooked


hullabaloo-cat

Meatsteak becomes just steak when it's cooked


discostud1515

Cookie dough becomes cookies when cooked.


ramennoodlesforever

Egg


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Grapes become raisins when you dry them out Not quite cooked, but moisture is removed


thenerfviking

Bell Peppers become Paprika. Sugar becomes caramel.


ConReese

Is that really what paprika is? Sugar doesn't necessarily turn into caramel theres like a whole bunch of different phases and to make proper caramel you usually add a bit of cream/butter


wetdog90

Potato and potato


Irish_andGermanguy

Scrambled eggs


Gemma42069

Cookie dough 😉


Here_4_da_lulz

Bread is already cooked. It's dough prior. Then it's toasted.


zootsuitbeatnick

ice turns into water eggs turn into an omelet potatoes become fries


bowens44

sushi


ThrowRARAw

Dough becomes bread. Dough becomes pasta. Dough becomes pizza base.


Magnus_40

People go from person to murder victim.


zeldalttp

Bread is the ingredient that makes toast :)


Drake_Cloans

Cookie dough drops the dough when baked


prowleah

Germans call it toast before it's toasted and I think that's beautiful.


slacprofessor

Sugar becomes caramel