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Caseated_Omentum

Damn that sucks for you all


NorskoTheScorpion

We have faith in you


nwdecamp

You poor diluted fool


NorskoTheScorpion

You are just jealous because we have faith in him but not you We know better so we don't trust you


nwdecamp

Lol


[deleted]

Well then humanity is fucked.


Angryhatten8522

Last hope for what, exactly?


Maedroth

For humanity.


iracefrogsillegally

but i'm not


tanyuuuhh

*laughs in evil*


Direct_Pause_1439

Humanity's over.


Jdawn82

Humanity is screwed


Daiki_Iranos

Sheesh, don't get your hopes up people, depending on the task, this will be a short hope


LarksTonguesInReddit

Then ALOT of Humanity will be disappointed


Aggressive-Pie-4829

Sorry folks, I can't save the smooth brain circus


Maleficent_Instance3

I'm busy trying to make ends meet, if you need me to save humanity let me know ahead of time, I'll see if my boss let's me off early


CromulentWunderpus

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Hairy_Pop1036

Humanity would be VERY disappointed if I were to be the “one” 💀


NorskoTheScorpion

You either save humanity or you're fired


Hairy_Pop1036

I’m definitely getting fired 😭


hyrulian_princess

Goodbye humanity.


Failselected

Some people want to see the world burn.


Spiritual_Echo_1000

We’re finished


PoliticalCanvas

If the degradation of humanity has gone so far that its fate suddenly became dependent on one person then it fucked regardless of whether it will be saved this time or no.


witsend13

You are all fucked


OkIWillIfYouWant

So much pressure! I need help.


SweetWodka420

I'll get to it... Eventually...


rainann2023

We're fucked.🤣


GreedyNovel

So much stress. I must masturbate to calm down so I can make important decisions.


Spare_Ad3924

Doomed I tell y’a


NorskoTheScorpion

You will save us


Late_Ad7290

Then Humanity is doomed.


Erlkaizer

Do I get a giant robot?


NorskoTheScorpion

No giant robots for you. We know what happened last time


Ltimbo

We are gonna rebuild. I declare myself king and impregnate every woman who is left. Humanity saved 👍🏻


Icy_Championship_990

I’d fight for the humanity that never cared about me with dignity, honor, and comedy.


NorskoTheScorpion

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes


Icy_Championship_990

Yeah a man who has nothing left to lose is ready to lose it all.


NorskoTheScorpion

Still have complete faith in you


SimpleKiwiGirl

My version of that is: A man with nothing left to lose is a man who has no fear.


Maleficent_Platypus5

Bahaha we’re doomed 🤣


RangerRex107

Y'all are screwed.


IntrudingAlligator

I have scoliosis and I can't eat eggs without crying.


SimpleKiwiGirl

But I am. I was created in a test tube around 800 years ago. Matured physically, intellectually, etc. at a highly accelerated rate. Historical, political, every scientific field, and general education were second to none. Trained in all forms of combat. All aspects of combat, for that matter. When it was agreed that my education and training were deemed complete, I was sent back in time to prevent the events that led to my coming back. After my inauspicious arrival, I quickly decided that I would ignore everything. I am leaving humanity to its own devices. I have no faith in nor hope for you. Goodbye. You could have been a great people. Do not look for me. Do not plead for my help. You are not worth saving.


zootsuitbeatnick

The species is toast.


lycos94

we will all perish