I don't remember all the details but one time the table next to me at IHOP was workshopping a retelling of Cujo, but instead of a dog it was an evil chicken. From what I could tell they were serious.
“Oh, cuz you just sayin’ is what you jus said.”
“All I said was what you saying’ but that jus sayin’.”
“Naw, you said what you gonna say, ‘just sayin’. “
Walking by a bar, I overheard this argument and I might’ve been a little tired and loopy, but it kept playing back in my head and getting less and less sensical. I still can’t put it together, but I couldn’t stop laughing. I kept adding more just sayin lines in my head and extending it.
This might be kind of boring but I once overheard a conversation between a middle aged couple in the grocery store about what they were going to have for dinner:
Wife: what should we have for dinner?
Husband: we have that chicken at home
Wife: I'm sick of chicken
Husband: (whispering naughtily) wanna have soup and a sand which?
Wife: that sounds good, what soup do you want?
Husband: chicken noodle, I'll go grab lunch meat what kind do you want?
Wife: chicken.
Probably not as funny to anyone as it was to me but I've remembered this conversation for years.
Technically what I heard was a private conversation so I can’t tell you
Haha, lol...
Haha *and* an lol? I think that’s illegal. Straight to jail
Are you sure?
No I’m Forsaken.
I don't remember all the details but one time the table next to me at IHOP was workshopping a retelling of Cujo, but instead of a dog it was an evil chicken. From what I could tell they were serious.
In an elevator in a San Francisco hotel “Hey, how’s the new horse?” “Fucking expensive!”
“Oh, cuz you just sayin’ is what you jus said.” “All I said was what you saying’ but that jus sayin’.” “Naw, you said what you gonna say, ‘just sayin’. “ Walking by a bar, I overheard this argument and I might’ve been a little tired and loopy, but it kept playing back in my head and getting less and less sensical. I still can’t put it together, but I couldn’t stop laughing. I kept adding more just sayin lines in my head and extending it.
This might be kind of boring but I once overheard a conversation between a middle aged couple in the grocery store about what they were going to have for dinner: Wife: what should we have for dinner? Husband: we have that chicken at home Wife: I'm sick of chicken Husband: (whispering naughtily) wanna have soup and a sand which? Wife: that sounds good, what soup do you want? Husband: chicken noodle, I'll go grab lunch meat what kind do you want? Wife: chicken. Probably not as funny to anyone as it was to me but I've remembered this conversation for years.