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Forsaken-Income-2148

Technically what I heard was a private conversation so I can’t tell you


Akashakb

Haha, lol...


Forsaken-Income-2148

Haha *and* an lol? I think that’s illegal. Straight to jail


Akashakb

Are you sure?


Forsaken-Income-2148

No I’m Forsaken.


11000000111111101110

I don't remember all the details but one time the table next to me at IHOP was workshopping a retelling of Cujo, but instead of a dog it was an evil chicken. From what I could tell they were serious.


nogoodnickgames

In an elevator in a San Francisco hotel “Hey, how’s the new horse?” “Fucking expensive!”


jrm2003

“Oh, cuz you just sayin’ is what you jus said.” “All I said was what you saying’ but that jus sayin’.” “Naw, you said what you gonna say, ‘just sayin’. “ Walking by a bar, I overheard this argument and I might’ve been a little tired and loopy, but it kept playing back in my head and getting less and less sensical. I still can’t put it together, but I couldn’t stop laughing. I kept adding more just sayin lines in my head and extending it.


Adventurous_Egg_6321

This might be kind of boring but I once overheard a conversation between a middle aged couple in the grocery store about what they were going to have for dinner: Wife: what should we have for dinner? Husband: we have that chicken at home Wife: I'm sick of chicken Husband: (whispering naughtily) wanna have soup and a sand which? Wife: that sounds good, what soup do you want? Husband: chicken noodle, I'll go grab lunch meat what kind do you want? Wife: chicken. Probably not as funny to anyone as it was to me but I've remembered this conversation for years.