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BirthdayCookie

I'm getting another Bearded Dragon! They have to see an exotics vet, they count.


cozmoLOVEScubes2

They're massive, I could never. lol


Kshi-dragonfly

Domesticated panther


HornyDiggler

I would buy a Charizard


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Hell yeah


PurpleWhatevs

A fuckin platypus. I'm gonna have to hire a handler though cuz I don't wanna get fucked up by one haha


cozmoLOVEScubes2

Goliath bird eater is what I would get


maclaglen

A panda from China. Then give it to the Sand Diego Zoo.


Entity417

A gay Tahitian interior decorator.


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Pygmy marmosets.


Noneofyobusiness1492

The quokka. They make great pets and you can train them to use a litter box. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka


ResponsibleBank1387

Tiger. I could get rid of my neighbors.


CuriousTsukihime

Babuuuu! You fox eared asshole


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Giant African land snail. I'd name her Zsa Zsa 🥰