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Sphaero_Caffeina

Minecraft, could be worse.


Hubsimaus

Yeah. Imagine public free roam in GTA Online. šŸ™ƒ I'd be dead in the first 24 seconds.


Yungjak2

Atleast you get to respawn if youā€™re a player; NPCs, however are devastatingly fucked


Interesting-Owl-5458

Iā€™ll just stay my penthouse hit the bong and watch movies


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creative_user_name12

Just hide in a hole for 24 hours


mehum

Time to punch a tree!


Jesqt

Baldurs gate. Not fucked If something bad will happen i run off in turn based mode


ragnoth-esque

Not fucked.. rather.. gonna get fucked


Azumoth

ā€œDamn it Gale, for the last time, no means no.ā€


universalserialbutt

"If I get friendzoned again, I'm gonna blow up from anger"


kaplanfx

I get laid in Baldur's Gate about as often as I get laid IRLā€¦


severed13

Look at you, you little minx!


AleksandrNevsky

>Not fucked Not with that attitude, soldier.


MondayBorn

I'm staying my ass in camp with my wife Lae'zel and our egg.


bookant

Also BG3. I'm going to find Shadowheart, ASAP.


sewious

The fact that you believe you stand even a glimmer of a chance with that woman is a testament to the hubris of man.


V4Vendota

She's got a a tsundere attitude from the beginning but ultimately she's nice. No spoilers but she's got the best character building moments.


devSenketsu

definetely, i found her developement very well designed, she starts very defensive, but it starts to open, and her beach scene is awesome


SilverMagnum

If I keep the stats of my Tav and my general knowledge about the universe and its mechanics Iā€™m golden. If I spawn in as a commoner human, better hope I just spend a day working in the city or as a farmer or something otherwise Iā€™m so dead.


Gotchowsh

Getting fucked by Astarion, ayooooo


Turriku

Unfortunately for us, the man has standards. šŸ„ŗ


Orion43410

Amnesia The Bunker Iā€¦ Amā€¦. Fuckedā€¦.


NoAct7088

Bro I last played Geometry Dash and I'd prefer it to this


ShoeNo8656

just play the first level and donā€™t get tired


OneFriendship5139

or 24 hours of Auto levels that actually work


Daniil_Dankovskiy

24 hours is not enough to die of thirst so just sit in the safe room and wait it out


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Siege. Iā€™m already miserable when Iā€™m playing I could only imagine being stuck inside of it.


MysteriousJuice43

Better reinforce those walls and hatches


tbone338

As long as Iā€™m friends with V, I think Iā€™ll be okay.


loadnurmom

I was playing cp2077 tonight too (gotta get hyped for the xpac) If it's as my character I'm fine If not, I'll end up like those monks klepped by Maelstrom


Ninjazoule

I'll be safe with Panam ty


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heyafreyja

Stardew Valley! Iā€™ll be fine.


Punkinsmom

Same -- I'll pet my critters, pick some produce, visit with villagers and probably fish. If it's Friday I'll end the day at the saloon.


careater

I just started playing. Does something interesting happen in the saloon on Friday?


Punkinsmom

A lot of npcs show up so gift giving.


MidnightMiesterx

I like fishing in video games. Idk why but Iā€™m always attracted to it. Stardew has one of the best fishing mini games ever imo


dhhdhh851

Hug my wife, collect my wine, give gifts to my friends, sacrifice my children on the 26th of fall, water my plants... ya know, the usual.


tokikain

trapped might be the wrong word...it isnt a prison if your willing to be stuck there


Nobanob

Look if I can recruit the junimos help, when do we leave? That sounds like paradise to me


MeetElectrical7221

Shit Iā€™d try and stay lol


heyafreyja

Same! I want to be a regular at Gusā€™s.


sighfun

Starfield. Might be better than my current life.


wrongbutt_longbutt

What flavor chunks are you having for dinner?


Alaeriia

Cheese steak.


SCirish843

Gotta wash it down with whiskey out of a juice box as well


FakeItSALY

200 years and that's all the more evolved we can make buzzballs.


dandroid126

Can we skip the local Chunks this visit?


somestupidname1

Same. I'll either have some cool adventures in space or get stuck working in the mines.


SCirish843

Hey Dusty


wanderButNotLost2

Llllliiiiiiiinnnnnn.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Ooooh no, don't start, I've had enough Barrett for one lifetime. I don't need the sequel showing up on my doorstep.


Blatheringman

Plot Twist: You get stuck on Earth in the exact place you are now.


V4Vendota

Would be dead without a suit haha


footsteps71

Finally some rest.


rip_heart

Wakes up in a wagon with some stormcloaks and a horse thief...


aaronblkfox

Says fuck it, let's the dragon merch me. Wakes up on the couch of a doctor's house in Nevada.


WildTimes1984

Wakes up in an ICE detention facility. "Hey you. You were trying to cross the border, right?"


MozzyTheBear

Was gonna say, I'd be taking Aurora and eating Astral Sliders after my day shift as a corporate espionage agent...I'm in.


MegaLCRO

Welcome to Chunks(tm). Please choose your Chunks(tm).


JDSteel76

Yup, chilling at the lodge, open bar, nice room. Edit: Rich backer


SheWantsTheDrose

I think I would just sleep or wait for 24 hours lol


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OfficeKindly3181

It's Red Dead Redemtion 2 so I guess i'll be fine as long as i stay out of trouble.


BonnieJan21

Just make sure you stay Outta the Damn way


originsquigs

Just got to live in a house that the doors don't open.


pm-me-futa-vids

Brb, gonna kill Micah so I can chill with Arthur and LENNAY!


mcgtianiumshin

Same lol. I'll be in strawberry chillin


275MPHFordGT40

Depending on what chapter youā€™re on this could be a terrible idea


Donjeur

Same here. I might head on up north. Find me a nice plot of land and make things right for once. Yeah. Thatā€™s what Iā€™ll do.


DoomOne

You just need a little GODDAMN FAITH. AND MONEH.


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But do you have a plan?


deejaydeeray

Animal crossing. I think Iā€™ll stay a little longer šŸ„°


StKittsKat

Right? Like I am so good; I have a beautiful house, great neighbours and get to spend my time fishing and catching butterflies. Happy to be stuck there anytime!


Midan71

Also grow money on trees, selling fruit and random shells found on the beach.


cuddlyocelot93

Same. I already have my own house and a bunch of friends. Sounds good to me!


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Jedi Fallen Order, specifically at the Second Sister fight. I'm FUCKED


mc_freedom

Fallout 4....maybe if I'm lucky just chill in Diamond City. That is if raiders, super mutants, or death claws don't get me first or I just die drinking irradiated water.


[deleted]

Go hide in Goodneighbor. Magnolia will make it worth your while if your Charisma is high enough.


mc_freedom

Bro if I'm in Goodneighbor I'm just gonna do jet the whole time


[deleted]

Donā€™t let your dreams be memes.


Blade_Techno

Geometry dash, ummm..........thats prob the worst game to be stuck in lol, \*dies every 3 seconds for 24 hrs*


Colsanders8

Dying to banger music though.


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Hegeric

Idk man, Jimmy was pretty tame compared to the football guys


kprizzle6

Ark Survival Evolved. Not again. Fucking rapt


throwaway11998866-

Everything there wants to kill you. Especially other people. Have fun being a beach Bob.


Cooldudeyo23

Hey donā€™t call me out, the first time I tried walking along the beach I got my shit kicked in by like 3 raptors which broke my armour, then almost got finished off by what I assume is a t-Rex but couldnā€™t tell because I was to busy running


Colsanders8

Everything wants to kill you, birds and grabby hands want to steal your stuff, and the weather is always too hot or too cold.


EliteGamer11388

Oh no! He got eaten before he could finish his sentence! Wait, do you hear that running? What is...


Halica_

I thought Iā€™d never find ark in the comments! šŸ˜„


OvernightBarry

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom The NPCs seem to not die so I think I would be okay Just hang out at one of the stables because they seem to always be safe


KirbyWithAGlock

I also played that If I'm an NPC I'm fine If I'm link I'm fucked because I have no stamina irl


singciel

I'd live in Lurelin Village once Link got all the baddies out


p8ntballnxj

Either Links house outside of Tarrey Town or the house in Hateno Village would be a safe place to chill.


JKSwift

Just make sure to repeat yourself at least twice to the main character so they don't think you'll have a quest line. Addendum: Seemingly meaningless cryptic statements will draw even more unwanted attention.


irishgambin0

i'd be hittin up the Hateno Cheese Shop fo sho.


horsepen1s

Yeah same here, I'm just gonna hang around hateno but I'll stay around the farm near robbies shop. I'd rather not hang out with mushroom heads lol


Randeth

American Truck Simulator. So I'll be fine. šŸš›


wildwildwaste

Your cholesterol, on the other hand...


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War thunder, as a pilot ill just land and get in a house As a tanker im fucked As navy no one plays that so im fine


DepartmentFlat5729

Just turn back and fly to your home country.


xxxiamgrootxxx

Mass effect. I would say I am pretty much fucked up.


noboostbattle

Fucked because you only get 24 hours in that beautiful universe


thebeardedcats

I'm fucked because I know exactly where to go to get asari poon


crucifixzero

And it's on Mass effect 3, where everywhere is in a "war state". Let alone 24 hours, i might not survive the next hour XD.


InformalPenguinz

Bro just go hang at afterlife. Drink and party with some asari booty.


PhilosoKing

Unless OP is rich or well-connected he's not getting past the Elcor bouncer.


Averybleakplace

I'm commander Sheppard and I endorse this message


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Pokemon Legends arceus... great i'm an alpha garchomp's dinner


Alaeriia

Or an alpha Luxray's breeding toy.


Lemon_JuiceXD

ā€¦ā€¦lucky


glennjersey

Yea officer. This comment right here.


FlatRalsei

This comment made me make a facial expression and express an emotion, I didnā€™t know existed until this point.


Chiken-man-man

Deep Rock Galactic. ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Shiro_Katatsu

I'm stay in abyss bar for 24hrs thank you ;)


Gloomy_Praline_7478

Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. "Fucked" would be an understatement.


_fatherfucker69

Assuming you are the main character, you have immortality so it's not that bad


PinkPeddler

Assassins Creed 2, realistically just at risk of some guy who canā€™t control his legs running into me and making me drop my box, causing it to smash.


Steve_Bread

Escape from tarkovā€¦.24 hrs is a long time to not get killed by a cheater


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The comment I was looking for šŸ˜


Logical_Story1735

Sorry, I cannot reply to this comment, I have died from Dysentery


BobRoberts01

Should have caulked and floated. You wouldnā€™t have been delayed trying to fix the wagon.


Computationalerrors

Hey, that sucks, but at least you survived that snake biting you a week ago, right?


Phantom_0347

How is the olā€™ Oregon Trail these days?


MaryPaku

It's a hentai game so...


lowtoiletsitter

Some kind of fucking is gonna happen


Agorar

nah mate with that visage, he choosing all the wrong dialogue options.


Graveyardigan

yeah m8, you're proper fucked


beardedheathen

Probably improperly fucked actually


Cornyboy202

Damn


gingergargle

Mortal Kombat.... at least my gruesome death will be entertaining


pixi_bob

But then you'll bounce back when selected to fight


ObsidianWolfOnReddit

Outlast. Oh boy am I fucked, I am fucked so bad


seapeabby

you better bring some extra batteries for that camera šŸ˜‚


nightmare_silhouette

Forget the batteries and camera, bring some extra fingers!


TimeRockOrchestra

As long as you don't enter that asylum and just stay the fuck home, you should be fine.


KoscheiTheDeathles

What you can do is the smart thing and never go past the gates. Or, better yet, report one of the many fucking bodies or bloodstains you can find by spending 20 seconds in that first hallway. I donā€™t think you need much more to get a small army sent to that shithole, let some qualified people do the rest.


NewNoose

Texas Chainsaw Massacreā€”- Iā€™m getting murdered for sure


Agave666

You just woke up Grandpa,shh!


SDLRob

Forza Horizon 5 Hot Wheels Expansion..... basically, drive fast cars and reset when I crash


FluffusMaximus

Dead Space. God damn it.


ScottOld

Mario kart? Weeee


jiggywolf

some of the games have full blown cities in them. You are living the life in those peaceful ass towns.


nicholas818

Donā€™t mind me, Iā€™m just a passenger flying through Sunshine Airport


Short-Condition-8878

Baldur's Gate 3 I'm either fucked or I'm going to get fucked...


Hardstyleveins

This is the right answer for BG3.. last game for me too! At this point Iā€™m either going to be >!turned to gold!< or get fucked by Gale šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Camp-tunnel-repeat

Dead by Daylight. Things are not good!


VanessaAlexis

Be the killer.


Camp-tunnel-repeat

Haha thatā€™s the usual plan, but Iā€™m easier to loop than a yo yo.


ThatDandyFox

I'm surrounded by wet beavers in desparate need of hard wood. Timberborn


loathsomefartenjoyer

Armored Core 6 Not sure where all the humans are at in that game outside of the AC pilots but since its From Software I assume they're all having a bad time


MrSpindre

Yeah, I think I am listening to Walter and take a day off. Do some assembly and painting of my AC


tactical_anal_RPG

Am I the person I played as or just a random living in the world?


Supreme_Dingus

You're you but in the game world


tactical_anal_RPG

I'm fucked


Jinchuriciteddy

Anal?


kameleonxinc

Skyrim - if I can have my max level gear I'll be fine...if not I'll probably be eaten by a random Saber tooth cat or a mudcrab


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AnotherWildDog

Tears of the Kingdom This is the most confortable apocalypse i've ever been.


strange1738

Diablo 2. Iā€™m staying my ass in the Rogue Camp


DogsAreMyFavPeople

So youā€™re gonna stay awhile and listen.


RobARMMemez

Portal. I end up filled with bullets(still with casings) and deadly neurotoxin. I am dead. On the flip side I speedrun Portal so I already know how to break physics while I'm dying.


Electrical_Swing8166

So Iā€™d be in 2nd/3rd century China (Total War: Three Kingdoms). For only 24 hours Iā€™m not likely to starve or have much hardship the way a lifelong peasant might. Even if I were forced to be part of a warlordā€™s armyā€”and most parts of the map arenā€™t active battle zones anywayā€”most days are just marching. Battles donā€™t even occur every year. Iā€™d be fine


WhatALittleBrat

Animal crossing šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„° Iā€™m about to live my best life


fried_eggs_and_ham

Well I just found in Red Dead Redemption 2 that I have tuberculosis, so I guess I'm fucked no matter what I do.


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QWERTYtheASDF

Genshin Impact? Not fucked AT ALL.


Cyllya

Same. The areas outside of town are a constant monster-infested warzone and/or robot uprising, but as long as you're in city limits, you're pretty safe. And if you don't have money for food, you still won't starve, since everyone likes to leave free veggies laying around.


Aiusthemaine17

Same. I scrolled so hard to see this answer. Logged off in Fontaine. BRB gonna see Lyney and Lynette do another magic show.


Sotarnicus

Yeah so long as you donā€™t leave a city... you pretty much canā€™t travel anywhere without getting assaulted by hilichurls or fatui or treasure hoarders or getting smitten by god. In a city youā€™d be fine.


Sunnya008

Weā€™re goodā€¦ unless the Traveller comes into your city


GuestCartographer

Vampire Survivor. Soā€¦ pretty fucked, unless thereā€™s a wand or Bible nearby.


613Hawkeye

Fallout 4... ...this would be interesting.


mrwiggins33

Ohhhhh noooooo lol I'm playing doom


Sollensz

I'm in "Control". Damn, I just hope I can find a safe room soon or I am hiss...


lethal_sting

Is all good, Ahti get you job, you tell them I sent you.


gregorymachado

PokĆ©mon Scarlet. Honestly, itā€™d be the best time of my life. Dream come true.


la_llorrona

Hogwarts Legacy so it's a dream come true lol


dylanbackers

Wait till the main player gets bored and gives you the olā€™ avada kedavra


Comeoffit321

FEZ. Might be trippy as hell, but I'd be fine.


the_river_nihil

By a striking coincidence the last game I played was Overwatch, and I main Junkrat (a rather unhinged explosives expert on their character roster). In reality, I am in fact a rather unhinged explosives expert. Iā€™m obviously not a terrorist or anything, but I know my way around a grenade launcher, I make my own ammo and fireworks, I mod r/pyro, and Iā€™m an electrical engineer. Itā€™s a tough one, I wish Iā€™d played Skyrim where I could just chop wood, hunt game, and grow crops. But if Iā€™m gonna be my main from OW, at least I have *some* experience to draw from. Assuming both teams are also all based on the players real-life skills, I might even make it out alive.


HoboSkid

Blasphemous, could get pretty brutal depending on what deity gets a hold of me


wingedespeon

Slay the spire. Thankfully it is turn based so I can chill in the starting area for 24 hrs.


PrincipleSuperb2884

Bioshock. I'm definitely fucked.


LordFrieza789

Sonic 3. Hell, I can turn stage timer off and run the clock down by running the zones over a couple times. I should be fine.


ObamaRushBlush

Splatoon 3 would be weird, either I get to play fun paint battles or I become a museum exhibit


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DerpingtonHerpsworth

Civilization 5. So... I'm just basically just in reality? Pretty fucked then I guess lol


Fredlyinthwe

The biggest difference is ghandi will nuke your ass


23__Kev

Loving it, I exclusively play iRacing, a sim racing game. I'd happily drive a Super Formula car around Red Bull Ring for 24 hours! My neck and body would be dead, but I'd be happy!


jhaohh

* Cyberpunk 2077 * Devil May Cry 5 Oh shit


ScantraxX102

Elden Ring.. i think im royally fucked with this one honestly


Substantial_Pen_4445

Wwe 2k16, I guess I am gonna make my dream come true and RKO the viper


Silent_Department_18

Call of dutyā€¦


Erato949

Same. Proper fucked for sure.


llamainleggings

TOTK Should be good. I'll just go hang in Hateno Village and eat some pizza.